# E3 - CRAZY RICH
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**[00:04] Nix**
O Lord!
**[00:06] Nix**
Strike him with the hammer of wrath!
**[00:09] Carter/Jake**
The hammer of wrath...
**[00:10] Nix**
Pray for the fire!
*Pray for the fire*!
**[00:14] Carter/Jake**
Pray for the fire!
**[00:16] Nix**
Pray for the fire!
**[00:18] Carter/Jake**
Pray for the fire!
**[00:26] Nix**
Pray for the—
**[00:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
I am so blind
**[00:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
Still running
**[00:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
Running out of sight
**[00:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
In the night
**[00:46] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm feeling goosebumps
**[00:50] [SONG] Lyrics**
Betting against the odds again,
I'm being swayed like in a dance
**[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
No more Blah Blah Bluff-filled Table
**[01:03] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just tell me how to figure it out
**[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
Inside my head, I'm painting the town
**[01:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
Addition is affliction
**[01:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
Something's missing
**[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
(Oh you really got me wrong)
**[01:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
I wanna get out so I'm taking a chance
**[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
I gotta advance
**[01:14] [SONG] Lyrics**
You know who I am?
**[01:15] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm a trickster
**[01:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just take a chance
**[01:19] [SONG] Lyrics**
Play the game
**[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
It sounds insane
**[01:22] [SONG] Lyrics**
Fate smiles at the borderline
**[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
Rather than dance to someone else's tune,
I wanna dance to my own.
**[01:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Yea I'm moving like that
**[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
Give it a try
**[01:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Keep on going down
**[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
I just need something real
**[01:39] [SONG] Lyrics**
Then we need no fakes
**[01:42] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'll let my soul be wild and free
**[02:12] Finn**
Not too shabby, eh?
**[02:17] Finn**
What's that?
**[02:19] Passerby 3-A**
What's going on?
**[02:21] Passerby 3-B**
Should we call the police?
**[02:21] Carter/Jake**
Come on...
**[02:23] Carter/Jake**
Get in!
**[02:31] Finn**
A-An abduction?!
**[02:42] Carter**
N-N-Not one peep out of you!
**[02:46] Carter**
I-I said don't make any noise!
**[02:49] Leo**
I'm not, am I?
**[02:51] Carter**
Bastard!
**[02:52] Carter**
Do you understand the situation you're in?
**[02:54] Jake**
Calm down, Carter!
**[02:56] Carter**
Y-You're right, Jake.
**[03:02] Carter**
Make a call to your father.
**[03:05] Carter**
We demand a sincere apology.
**[03:07] Jake**
And ten million for compensation!
**[03:11] Leo**
I don't know his number.
**[03:12] Jake**
Huh?!
**[03:13] Jake**
He hasn't given his own son his number?
**[03:16] Carter**
Yeah, that sounds like a lie to me!
**[03:21] Leo**
I can't tell you what I don't know.
**[03:22] Carter**
I'm not buying that!
**[03:24] Carter**
You'd better find some way to tell your dad...
**[03:27] Carter**
Get on your knees and beg forgiveness!
**[03:29] Carter**
And bring ten million dollars!
**[03:33] Leo**
How foolish.
**[03:34] Carter**
What did you say?!
**[03:35] Carter**
Quit stalling and—
**[03:37] Carter**
What the heck?!
**[03:50] Passerby 3-C**
Whoa, did you see that?
**[03:53] Passerby 3-D**
That looks pretty bad...
**[03:56] Carter**
Damn it... What was that?
**[03:59] Jake**
Bro, the tire!
**[04:01] Carter**
Hey! Who's watching the kid?!
**[04:04] Jake**
Crap!
**[04:08] Finn**
Sorry for barging in, Granny.
**[04:14] Finn**
Phew. Looks like we managed to get away.
**[04:17] Finn**
You can relax now.
**[04:21] Finn**
Hmm?
**[04:22] Finn**
Isn't that a Rummy College uniform?
**[04:25] Finn**
I hear only rich kids go there.
Maybe that's why they're after you.
**[04:29] Finn**
What's your name?
**[04:30] Leo**
What an impertinent question.
**[04:31] Leo**
Leave me alone.
**[04:33] Finn**
Huh?!
**[04:34] Finn**
Wait, hold up.
**[04:36] Finn**
You nearly got kidnapped—
**[04:38] Leo**
Is it your brain or ears that don't work?
**[04:40] Leo**
I'll say it again.
**[04:41] Leo**
Leave me alone.
**[04:43] Finn**
Is that how you talk
to the guy who saved you?!
**[04:47] Finn**
Don't you have something else to say to me?!
**[04:49] Leo**
Something else to say?
**[04:56] Leo**
Did you consider the damage
**[04:58] Leo**
you might cause by firing
in the middle of the street?
**[05:01] Leo**
Did you realize that interfering
might endanger the victim in the car?
**[05:05] Leo**
Acting on emotion is
often considered a virtue,
**[05:08] Leo**
but I see it as monkeys
acting on base instinct.
**[05:11] Leo**
Playing hero to stroke your ego will
always get you into trouble.
**[05:15] Leo**
Remember that.
**[05:20] Carter**
There you are, kidnapper!
**[05:22] Jake**
U-Um, *we're* the kidnappers...
**[05:25] Finn**
Man, you're persistent.
**[05:27] Carter**
How could we back down?!
**[05:29] Carter**
His father destroyed our family!
**[05:31] Finn**
He did?
**[05:32] Carter**
Our family ran a small factory.
**[05:36] Jake**
But our biggest client terminated
their contract without any warning.
**[05:42] Carter**
It was his father's company!
**[05:45] Carter**
*He* ordered the termination of the contract!
**[05:49] Carter**
He...
**[05:52] Carter**
He's a devil with a human facade!
**[05:55] Leo**
That's nothing unusual.
**[05:57] Carter/Jake**
What?!
**[05:59] Leo**
The weak are eliminated,
and only the strong survive.
**[06:03] Leo**
That's how this world works.
**[06:05] Finn**
Y-You can say that, but...
**[06:08] Leo**
I don't have time to waste indulging
grudges held by the poor.
**[06:14] Carter**
You bastard!
**[06:15] Finn**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[06:16] Finn**
I get where you're coming from,
but kidnapping isn't the answer.
**[06:21] Jake**
You have no idea what we've been through!
**[06:31] Finn**
I'm telling you,
you're going about this wrong.
**[06:34] Carter**
Shut up!
**[06:35] Finn**
You could still get off light
if you'd back down now.
**[06:38] Finn**
No one sympathizes with kidnappers,
you know what I mean?
**[06:45] Finn**
Listen to me!
**[06:46] Jake**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[06:47] Finn**
Now I'm drenched!
**[06:49] Carter**
You fricking bastard!
**[06:52] Finn**
Come on! This is a new suit!
**[06:55] Carter**
Get lost!
**[06:57] Finn**
Let me go!
**[06:58] Carter**
I'll crush you to death!
**[06:59] Jake**
B-Bro!
**[07:04] Carter**
That hurt!
**[07:05] Jake**
J-Just get lost already!
**[07:09] Sugar**
This is the police!
**[07:10] Sugar**
Show me your hands!
**[07:14] Sugar**
I'm taking you in for kidnapping,
property damage, and other charges.
**[07:20] Carter**
Stop!
**[07:20] Jake**
Please forgive me!
**[07:23] Carter**
Let me go!
**[07:29] Finn**
Thanks, officer.
**[07:33] Sugar**
For stealing the scooter.
**[07:35] Sugar**
Also, I'm taking you two in as key witnesses.
**[07:40] Finn**
Huh?
**[07:47] Finn**
H-How did this happen?
**[07:51] Leo**
I told you, playing hero will—
**[07:55] Finn**
It's normal to help someone in need.
**[07:58] Leo**
Your "normal" doesn't apply to me.
**[08:03] Finn**
You really are something.
**[08:05] Finn**
You and your dad must have hella
interpersonal problems.
**[08:09] Finn**
You know, people hate that kind of
authoritarian attitude.
**[08:14] Finn**
Act like that, and of course people
are gonna resent you and avoid you—
**[08:17] Leo**
Shut up!
**[08:20] Leo**
I don't need an outsider's opinion.
**[08:22] Finn**
H-Hey, where are you going?
**[08:24] Leo**
Home.
**[08:25] Finn**
Home? But...
**[08:29] Finn**
Huh?
**[08:42] Finn**
H-Hey! Wait up!
**[08:46] Sugar**
Where did they go?!
**[08:49] Sugar**
Oh, Captain Young...
**[08:57] Young**
Forget about those two.
**[08:59] Sugar**
Forget them?!
**[09:00] Young**
If you value your life,
don't get too involved with them.
**[09:09] Jake**
What do we do, bro?
**[09:11] Carter**
How do we explain this?
**[09:21] Nix**
Carter! Jake! You useless pieces of shit!
**[09:24] Carter/Jake**
Nix!
**[09:25] Nix**
Let's go.
**[09:30] Nix**
I shall bring divine wrath
down upon the wicked,
**[09:33] Nix**
with this power bestowed by God...
**[09:39] Finn**
Hey, wait!
**[09:40] Finn**
Wait up! How did you—
**[09:42] Leo**
I have no interest in you.
**[09:44] Finn**
Hold on a sec.
**[09:47] Finn**
Oh, come on!
**[10:04] Student 3-A**
Hey, did you hear the new
Poison Phenomenon song?
**[10:06] Student 3-B**
Yeah, I did!
**[10:07] Student 3-B**
It's sick, right?
**[10:09] Student 3-A**
Totally!
**[10:10] Student 3-A**
The rap just sizzled!
**[10:11] Finn**
Here.
**[10:12] Student 3-B**
Yeah!
**[10:16] Leo**
I thought you left.
**[10:17] Finn**
Nope. This is for you.
**[10:19] Finn**
My treat.
**[10:22] Finn**
I mean, I guess it's more of an apology.
**[10:25] Finn**
I spoke ill of your father when I
don't know anything about him.
**[10:29] Finn**
Sorry.
**[10:40] Finn**
I grew up in an orphanage.
**[10:43] Leo**
What? Are you trying to gain
my sympathy and beg for forgiveness?
**[10:46] Finn**
That's not it.
**[10:49] Finn**
Apparently, I was in a
traffic accident when I was little.
**[10:52] Finn**
I was miraculously saved, but the shock
of it all made me lose my memories.
**[10:58] Finn**
I guess it's what you call amnesia.
**[11:01] Finn**
I don't remember anything about my family.
**[11:05] Finn**
So I don't know, or rather...
**[11:09] Finn**
I can't imagine what it's like to hear
someone talk shit about my parents.
**[11:12] Finn**
But, I mean, you know...
**[11:15] Leo**
You do want my sympathy.
**[11:18] Finn**
I don't.
**[11:24] Finn**
Good, right?
**[11:27] Leo**
It's not bad.
**[11:28] Finn**
Stop being difficult, will ya?
**[11:34] Finn**
Don't know your way home?
**[11:36] Finn**
I can take you.
**[11:40] Finn**
Oh, that's close to my workplace.
**[11:43] Finn**
We can take that to get there.
**[11:47] Leo**
Is that the subway?
**[11:50] Finn**
Don't tell me you've never used it.
**[11:53] Leo**
Does it take credit cards?
**[11:57] Finn**
Come on, follow me.
**[11:58] Leo**
I told you to leave me—
**[12:00] Finn**
Never mind that. Come on.
**[12:04] Finn**
Man, you're a real trust fund baby, huh?
**[12:08] Leo**
Hmm?
**[12:08] Finn**
Er, just don't see that every day...
**[12:15] Finn**
What?!
**[12:16] Leo**
Calm down. It's just a suit.
**[12:18] Finn**
B-But it's new...
**[12:25] Leo**
Don't worry about him.
**[12:27] Leo**
But it's not good manners
to run around on the train.
**[12:32] Leo**
Don't do it again.
**[12:33] Leo**
Can you promise?
**[12:36] Child 3**
Okay.
**[12:49] Leo**
What?
**[12:50] Finn**
You actually have a nice side—
**[12:51] Nix**
I heard you were the devil's spawn.
Who knew you had a human side?
**[12:57] Finn**
You're the guys from before!
**[12:58] Nix**
I heard what you did to my dear brothers.
**[13:04] Nix**
Play!
**[13:05] Finn**
You...!
**[13:09] Nix**
"Lethal Scoville"!
**[13:12] Passenger 3-A**
What's that?
**[13:13] Passenger 3-B**
A magic trick?
**[13:14] Nix**
Allow me to return the favor.
**[13:22] Passenger 3-C**
My god!
**[13:24] Leo**
It's hot.
**[13:27] Nix**
Now call your father!
**[13:30] Leo**
I told your brothers that
I don't know his number.
**[13:34] Leo**
They're incapable of passing on
such simple information?
**[13:36] Carter**
Then call an employee or his secretary!
Just get someone on the phone!
**[13:40] Carter**
And tell them what's happening to you!
**[13:47] Nix**
He'll drop everything to come
if he knows his son's life is at risk.
**[13:52] Nix**
That's how parents are!
**[13:54] Leo**
You don't know him at all.
**[13:57] Leo**
He'll discard anyone who'd drag him down.
**[14:00] Leo**
Even his own son.
**[14:03] Finn**
You...
**[14:05] Nix**
Is that so?
**[14:07] Nix**
Then I wonder what he'll do when he
sees the charred corpse of that son.
**[14:24] Leo**
Fine. Tell me what you want.
**[14:27] Finn**
Hey!
**[14:27] Jake**
S-Stay quiet.
**[14:29] Finn**
Don't touch me!
**[14:32] Leo**
That's enough.
**[14:33] Nix**
Good.
**[14:34] Nix**
If you want to live, then be
smart like the rich boy over here.
**[14:40] Nix**
Pray for the fire.
**[14:42] Carter/Jake**
Pray for the fire.
**[14:45] Nix**
Pray for the fire!
**[14:47] Carter/Jake**
Pray for the fire!
**[14:50] Nix**
Play!
**[14:51] Nix**
"Lethal Scoville"!
**[14:52] Carter/Jake**
Pray for the fire, pray for the fire...
**[14:57] Carter/Jake**
Pray for the fire, pray for the fire...
**[15:00] Finn**
Those guys are nuts.
**[15:02] Leo**
The weak always latch on to something.
**[15:05] Leo**
For them, it's religion.
**[15:08] Finn**
Religion, huh?
**[15:11] Finn**
But more importantly...
**[15:17] Finn**
I worked a little magic.
**[15:18] Leo**
You got some sticky fingers, huh?
**[15:22] Nix**
Finally, the time has come to let
the hammer of wrath fall!
**[15:30] Jake**
By the way, bro...
**[15:31] Carter**
What's up, Jake?
**[15:33] Jake**
That guy in yellow...
**[15:36] Jake**
Who *is* he?
**[15:39] Carter**
Not sure.
**[15:40] Jake**
A student from Rummy College?
**[15:41] Jake**
A classmate?
**[15:43] Carter**
Doesn't seem like it.
He looks kinda plebby.
**[15:46] Finn**
Unfortunately, I am...
**[15:49] Finn**
a car dealer who happened to pass by!
**[15:51] Leo**
Hey!
**[15:52] Finn**
Play!
**[15:53] Finn**
"Neo New Nambu"!
**[16:00] Finn**
Get outside the factory!
**[16:02] Leo**
Idiot!
**[16:03] Leo**
Calm down and assess the situation—
**[16:04] Nix**
Carter! Jake!
**[16:06] Jake**
We're okay!
**[16:07] Carter**
Sis, you go after him!
**[16:10] Nix**
So you have a god watching over you too?
**[16:13] Nix**
And yet...!
**[16:16] Finn**
If you're a player, then...
**[16:25] Nix**
You deserve divine punishment.
**[16:28] Nix**
A trial of flame!
**[16:41] Finn**
Damn it!
**[16:43] Nix**
Where do you think you're aiming?
**[16:50] Finn**
I can't see clearly because of the smoke.
**[17:07] Nix**
Your flesh, your bones...
**[17:10] Nix**
I'll burn everything to ash!
**[17:21] Chris**
Sorry, sorry.
**[17:23] Chris**
I got stuck in traffic.
**[17:25] Finn**
Chris?!
**[17:26] Chris**
Huh?
**[17:27] Chris**
Why are you here, Finn?
**[17:29] Nix**
Who the heck are you?!
**[17:30] Chris**
Huh? Oh, I'm kind of like a proxy.
**[17:33] Chris**
Where's Leo?
**[17:35] Nix**
A proxy?!
**[17:36] Nix**
Are you kidding me?!
**[17:37] Leo**
I'm here.
**[17:38] Chris**
Hmm?
**[17:38] Leo**
You got the money?
**[17:39] Chris**
Of course!
**[17:40] Chris**
I got tons right here.
**[17:41] Carter**
Stop messing with us!
**[17:43] Carter**
Bring us the man himself!
**[17:45] Leo**
How much is in there?
**[17:46] Chris**
A million, for now.
**[17:47] Jake**
A million?!
**[17:48] Leo**
I'd say that much is a wasted
on these people.
**[17:49] Nix**
We asked for ten!
**[17:51] Chris**
It's a bargain.
**[17:52] Chris**
You're getting a card on top of that.
**[17:54] Finn**
Hey, what are you two talking—
**[17:57] Nix**
Stop blabbering on and listen to me!
**[18:07] Carter/Jake**
M-M-Money!
**[18:12] Finn**
H-Hey...
**[18:21] Leo**
Play.
**[18:26] Leo**
"Never No Dollars"!
**[18:30] Chris**
Meet Leo, the player with the 7 of diamonds.
**[18:34] Chris**
He's part of High Card.
**[18:35] Finn**
Huh?!
**[18:39] Carter/Jake**
No! Our money!
**[18:43] Leo**
You're wrong.
**[18:46] Leo**
It's *my* money.
**[18:48] Chris**
"Never No Dollars."
**[18:50] Chris**
This power exchanges nearby cash
for something of equivalent value.
**[19:08] Nix**
You fricking... bourgeois!
**[19:12] Leo**
All bow before money.
**[19:56] Nix**
O Lord!
**[20:03] Finn**
Are you all right?!
**[20:04] Leo**
I didn't need your help.
**[20:06] Leo**
Playing hero will always
get you into trouble.
**[20:17] Finn**
Hey!
**[20:18] Finn**
Man, what are you—
**[20:20] Finn**
Hmm?
**[20:23] Leo**
Now I've paid off my debt.
**[20:27] Finn**
Nice working with you, Leo.
**[20:30] Leo**
Impertinent as ever.
**[20:37] Finn**
What did you just say...?
**[20:39] Bernard**
I said this is Leo Constantine Pinochle,
**[20:43] Bernard**
the manager of the Old Maid Street
branch of Pinochle Automobiles.
**[20:50] Finn**
For real?
**[20:51] Chris**
Yup, for real.
**[20:52] Finn**
Why didn't you tell me?!
**[20:55] Chris**
Because you didn't ask—
**[20:55] Leo**
Finn. Chris.
**[21:03] Leo**
Finn. I've read the report.
**[21:05] Leo**
I'm not impressed with your reckless
need to plunge headfirst into danger.
**[21:08] Leo**
And Chris, you need to
do better as his mentor.
**[21:09] Wendy**
Has Finn met Leo already?
**[21:11] Leo**
Do not carelessly use your
card's power in public.
**[21:12] Vijay**
I wonder if something happened
that we're not aware of...
**[21:14] Leo**
Do you have any idea how many times
your heroism put me in danger?
**[21:18] Leo**
Are you stupid?
**[21:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
We move on, kicking away a crisis
**[21:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
Dare to cause a dramatic upset
**[21:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
To those of you in the safe zone
who hate to rock the boat
**[21:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
Over here, I'm barely surviving today
**[21:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
In exchange for my MP
**[21:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
I can't cool down this burning passion
**[21:47] [SONG] Lyrics**
Bring it, weak-ass monsters!
**[21:51] [SONG] Lyrics**
With that said, my knees are shaking
**[21:55] [SONG] Lyrics**
But I still dream on
**[21:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
Because I don't want to make myself a liar
**[22:01] [SONG] Lyrics**
(Are you all ready?)
**[22:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
And don't be afraid
**[22:06] [SONG] Lyrics**
Let's get sassy
**[22:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
I'm sharpening the senses I lost
**[22:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
Repeating a desperate act to get in the zone
**[22:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
We move on, welcoming any phenomenon
**[22:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
I challenge myself on the lifeline I run on
**[22:27] [SONG] Lyrics**
Please let it slide if I take a huge tumble
**[22:30] [SONG] Lyrics**
I smile as I go, dedicating my whole life
**[22:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
That's why I get serious
**[22:38] [SONG] Lyrics**
So I can leave my tracks
**[22:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Shake up the destiny in my hand
**[22:52] Leo**
That's how we came to obtain this card.
**[22:55] Owen**
Good work.
**[22:58] Owen**
However, please try to avoid drawing
unnecessary attention in the city.
**[23:02] Owen**
It does cost us to cover it up.
**[23:04] Leo**
I'm not talking to you.
**[23:07] Theodore**
Owen, what's next on my schedule?
**[23:09] Owen**
Sir, there's a meeting with the other
branch managers at two o'clock.
**[23:14] Theodore**
I see.
**[23:31] Leo**
See you later, Dad.
**[23:36] Finn**
Next time: "SAMURAI GIRL."