E7 - LOVE & FAKE

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[00:00] Chelsea
    This guy hit on me today,
    but he was such a dork.
[00:04] Friend 1
    Well, better make up for it
     at the pool tonight.
[00:08] Chelsea
    I'm waiting for you, my soulmate!
[00:11] Chris
    Hi!
[00:13] Chris
    May I help you find what you're looking for?
[00:17] Chris
    You lost your wings, didn't you?
[00:19] Chris
    Because you look like an angel.
[00:26] Chelsea
    What a pickup line!
[00:27] Chelsea
    I like funny guys.
[00:29] Chris
    Nice! Then—
[00:30] Chelsea
    But I don't care for playboys.
[00:33] Chris
    Oh, come on! Just for a little while?
[00:39] Chris
    Are you serious?
[00:41] Chelsea
    You two... Are you after this card?
[00:46] Chelsea
    Play!
[00:51] Chris
    Finn, watch out!
[00:52] Finn
    I can't see!
[00:54] Finn
    Chris, help me! Chris!
[00:55] Chris
    Hey, what are you...
[00:56] Chelsea
    You guys seem real close.
[00:59] Chelsea
    So why don't you stick together?
[01:03] Chelsea
    "Love Connection"!
[01:08] Chelsea
    Bye!
[01:12] Chris
    What the heck, Finn?!
[01:13] Chris
    Let go!
[01:14] Finn
    What are you talking about?
[01:15] Finn
    You let go!
[01:17] Chris
    Finn, now's not the time—
[01:22] Chris
    Huh?
[01:24] Finn
    Huh?
[01:26] Finn/Chris
    Are you kidding me?
[01:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    I am so blind
[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Still running
[01:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Running out of sight
[01:43] [SONG] Lyrics
    In the night
[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm feeling goosebumps
[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Betting against the odds again,
    I'm being swayed like in a dance
[01:55] [SONG] Lyrics
    No more Blah Blah Bluff-filled Table
[02:01] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just tell me how to figure it out
[02:03] [SONG] Lyrics
    Inside my head, I'm painting the town
[02:05] [SONG] Lyrics
    Addition is affliction
[02:06] [SONG] Lyrics
    Something's missing
[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    (Oh you really got me wrong)
[02:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    I wanna get out so I'm taking a chance
[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    I gotta advance
[02:12] [SONG] Lyrics
    You know who I am?
[02:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'm a trickster
[02:15] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just take a chance
[02:17] [SONG] Lyrics
    Play the game
[02:18] [SONG] Lyrics
    It sounds insane
[02:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    Fate smiles at the borderline
[02:23] [SONG] Lyrics
    Rather than dance to someone else's tune,
    I wanna dance to my own.
[02:30] [SONG] Lyrics
    Yea I'm moving like that
[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Give it a try
[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    Keep on going down
[02:34] [SONG] Lyrics
    I just need something real
[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Then we need no fakes
[02:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    I'll let my soul be wild and free
[03:00] Vijay
    Scandent plants often twine around
     things due to thigmotropism.
[03:04] Vijay
    As they grow and expand,
     their tendrils move erratically,
[03:08] Vijay
    and when they find a surface...
[03:10] Chris
    I screwed up.
[03:12] Chris
    The power to adhere hands, huh?
[03:14] Finn
    If Leo and Wendy find out,
    they'll make wicked fun of us.
[03:18] Chris
    Vijay, let's keep this between us!
[03:20] Vijay
    I think they'll find out soon enough.
[03:23] Douglas
    You two sure are getting along today.
[03:27] Douglas
    On the house.
[03:29] Douglas
    I gave you two straws.
[03:32] Finn
    L-Let's get that card already
    so I can peel you off!
[03:35] Chris
    Yeah. I have a date this weekend.
[03:38] Chris
    I can't wait to get you off of me.
[03:43] Finn
    Okay! Let's go find that girl!
[03:46] Vijay
    Apparently, her name is Chelsea.
[03:49] Finn/Chris
    What?
[03:49] Vijay
    Look.
[03:51] Chris
    Oh, Callgram?
[03:54] Vijay
    Best of luck!
[04:06] Friend 1
    Hey, what about that guy?
[04:08] Chelsea
    That's a no. He's a mommy's boy.
[04:11] Friend 2
    How about him?
[04:12] Chelsea
    A total masochist.
[04:13] Friend 1
    You're making that up.
[04:15] Chelsea
    No, I'm serious!
[04:16] Chelsea
    I have a good eye for men.
[04:19] Chris
    Then what about us?
[04:22] Chelsea
    Why are you here?
[04:24] Chris
    Maybe because I'm your soulmate.
[04:26] Chelsea
    In your dreams.
[04:28] Finn
    We're in the business of collecting cards.
[04:31] Chris
    If you undo this and
    hand yours over, we won't hurt—
[04:36] Chris
    Stop!
[04:38] Chris
    Finn!
[04:39] Finn
    I-I'm sorry!
[04:46] Finn
    Excuse us!
[04:51] Chris
    Work with me here!
[04:52] Finn
    That's my line!
[04:54] Chelsea
    Hi!
[05:01] Chelsea
    Bye!
[05:04] Chris
    Damn it.
[05:06] Finn
    If it weren't for this...
[05:09] Chris
    Should we just sever it?
[05:10] Finn
    Huh?
[05:23] Finn
    Who knew they'd stick back together?
[05:26] Chris
    No matter what we do,
    there's no undoing this power.
[05:30] Chris
    Let's go, Finn!
[05:31] Finn
    C'mon, can't we take a break?
[05:34] Friend 2
    Who was that guy from yesterday?
[05:36] Friend 2
    Your stalker?
[05:37] Friend 1
    Maybe your soulmate?
[05:40] Chelsea
    No way.
[05:43] Chelsea
    Seriously?!
[05:44] Chelsea
    Uh, I gotta get going!
[05:46] Friend 2
    What?
[05:47] Friend 1
    Chelsea?
[05:54] Finn
    Hey, what're you doing?
[05:55] Chris
    Wake up, Finn!
[05:57] Finn
    Huh? Chelsea?!
[06:04] Chelsea
    Bingo!
[06:23] Chris
    Hey there.
[06:25] Chris
    We meet again.
[06:27] Volunteer
    Get in line!
[06:29] Chris
    Hold on! I just want to talk!
[06:44] Finn
    We've been running around town
    for three days without any sleep.
[06:48] Finn
    I can't do this anymore.
[06:50] Chris
    Who knew she'd be such a handful?
[06:53] Chris
    Color me surprised.
[06:55] Finn
    What's her deal?
[06:58] Finn
    She doesn't even go home.
    Just hops from place to place.
[07:01] Finn
    Hey, she doesn't seem
    like a dangerous player,
[07:05] Finn
    so why not call it a day and get some rest?
[07:10] Finn
    Say, Chris...
[07:11] Finn
    Where do you live?
[07:13] Finn
    I've never asked, but is it with family?
[07:15] Chris
    We'll settle this today.
[07:18] Chris
    I have an important date tomorrow.
[07:22] Chris
    Let's go.
[07:23] Finn
    What?
[07:23] Finn
    Wait! I need to rest!
[07:25] Chris
    Finn!
[07:26] Finn
    I'm gonna go home, take a shower, and sleep!
[07:29] Apple
    Is everything all right, you two?
[07:31] Finn
    Mr. Apple!
[07:33] Apple
    Fighting out in public?
[07:36] Apple
    Hmm?
[07:39] Finn
    Wait, hang on! I think you've got
    totally the wrong idea right now!
[07:43] Chris
    Hope to see you again at the dealership!
[07:56] Chelsea
    Cut this out already!
[07:57] Finn
    Took the words right out of my mouth.
[08:00] Finn
    You've been wandering around,
    not even going home...
[08:03] Chelsea
    I don't have a home.
[08:06] Chelsea
    I couch surf at my friends' places,
     and I move around for work and fun.
[08:11] Chelsea
    You meet more people that way, y'know?
[08:15] Finn
    Why are you doing all that?
[08:16] Chelsea
    To find my soulmate.
[08:19] Finn
    Huh?
[08:20] Chelsea
    When I find them,
    I don't want to let go of them.
[08:23] Chelsea
    If I use the power of my card...
[08:27] Chelsea
    It'll be perfect.
[08:29] Finn
    That's a weird way of looking at it.
[08:31] Chris
    Listen, you're very attractive.
[08:34] Chris
    So stop relying on the power of that card.
[08:37] Chelsea
    Now you're lecturing me?
[08:39] Chelsea
    No thanks. I'm not interested.
[08:41] Chris
    I totally get that.
[08:43] Chris
    I'm annoying, aren't I?
[08:45] Chris
    So how about this?
[08:46] Chris
    In exchange for your card,
    I'll do whatever you say.
[08:51] Chris
    If you want money,
    I'll write you a blank check.
[08:53] Chris
    Just fill in the number.
[08:56] Chris
    If you want something sweet,
    I'll get you treats from all over Fourland.
[08:59] Chris
    If you want, I'll even make you a princess.
[09:03] Chelsea
    Your words don't resonate with me.
[09:05] Chelsea
    They don't move my heart at all.
[09:07] Chris
    Then how about—
[09:09] Chelsea
    Y'know, you're as empty as I thought.
[09:11] Chris
    Empty?
[09:13] Chelsea
    Empty words, empty attitude.
[09:15] Chelsea
    There's nothing real about you.
[09:18] Chris
    You know me so well.
[09:20] Chelsea
    I've got a good eye for men.
[09:24] Chelsea
    Do you do this to everyone?
[09:27] Chelsea
    Flashing that smile,
    putting on that mask of lies...
[09:31] Chris
    Call me empty, call me a liar.
    This is who I am.
[09:34] Chris
    Got a problem?
[09:36] Chelsea
    That's pretty sad.
[09:38] Chris
    Hey, wait!
[09:39] Chris
    Come on, Finn!
[09:41] Finn
    It's not happening, Chris.
[09:43] Finn
    Let's take a break at my place and regroup.
[09:45] Chris
    I don't have time! Tomorrow...
[09:48] Finn
    What's the hurry?
[09:50] Finn
    You're acting strange.
[10:16] Chris
    No updates.
[10:19] Chris
    I'm gonna sleep a bit.
[10:20] Finn
    Huh?
[10:22] Finn
    Hey, that's my bed...
[10:26] Finn
    Jeez.
[11:01] Chris
    Did you have a bad dream?
[11:03] Finn
    I didn't know you were awake.
[11:05] Chris
    It's hard to sleep with a different pillow.
[11:10] Finn
    I have this nightmare every now and then
[11:14] Finn
    where a black suit of armor attacks me.
[11:17] Finn
    The doctor said it could be trauma
     from the accident or whatever.
[11:21] Chris
    The accident?
[11:22] Finn
    Yeah, when I was seven.
[11:26] Finn
    I lost my parents and big brother.
[11:28] Finn
    I don't remember much, though.
[11:30] Finn
    I was raised in an orphanage after that.
[11:37] Finn
    Still no updates?
[11:39] Finn
    Maybe she realized we were checking it.
[11:45] Chris
    I guess time's up.
[11:48] Chris
    Finn, can you promise me something?
[11:52] Chris
    Don't tell a soul about what you see today.
[11:55] Chris
    Not even the members of High Card.
[11:58] Finn
    Huh?
[11:59] Chris
    Please.
[12:07] Chris
    Sorry.
[12:09] Chris
    Did I keep you waiting, Michel?
[12:11] Michel
    Nope, I just got here.
[12:13] Chris
    That's good.
[12:15] Finn
    So this is just a regular date...
[12:17] Michel
    Big Brother, who is this?
[12:20] Finn
    "Big Brother"?!
[12:21] Chris
    This is Finn, a coworker of mine.
[12:23] Michel
    You've never introduced
    a colleague to me before!
[12:28] Chris
    He's a new employee, but he's really good.
[12:30] Chris
    And a very nice guy.
[12:32] Finn
    Chris, I didn't know you had sis—
[12:34] Chris
    Just go along with it.
[12:36] Chris
    Shall we?
[12:37] Michel
    Sure!
[12:39] Michel
    I've really been looking forward to this.
[12:42] Michel
    There are so many places I want to go!
[12:45] Chris
    Where to first, then?
[12:48] Michel
    Um...
[12:49] Finn
    Hmm?
[12:50] Michel
    Please be good to my brother.
[12:52] Finn
    Huh?
[12:53] Michel
    I mean, you two are...
[12:57] Michel
    I think it's great!
[12:58] Finn
    N-No! It's the card—
[13:01] Finn
    Ouch!
[13:05] Finn
    Of course, Michel.
[13:08] Michel
    Great!
[13:13] Michel
    You know, Finn,
[13:14] Michel
    my brother's always been kind to me
     ever since we were little.
[13:19] Michel
    So much so that sometimes
    I think he's spoiling me.
[13:24] Michel
    He can be overprotective and a worrywart.
[13:30] Michel
    What's he like at work?
[13:32] Finn
    Huh? Uh...
[13:36] Finn
    He's nice to everyone at work too.
    We all trust him lots.
[13:40] Michel
    I'm so glad!
[13:42] Chris
    Are you okay?!
[13:44] Michel
    Just some ice cream in my throat.
[13:45] Chris
    Are you sure you're okay?
[13:47] Michel
    I told you I'm fine!
[13:49] Michel
    You see what I mean?
[13:51] Michel
    He's always like this.
[13:58] Michel
    Pardon me. I'm going to the ladies' room.
[14:03] Finn
    You're a good brother in front of her.
[14:07] Chris
    Thanks for playing along.
[14:10] Chris
    I haven't told her anything about High Card.
[14:15] Chelsea
    Really?
[14:16] Chelsea
    You're lying to your sister?
[14:19] Finn
    Chelsea?!
[14:21] Finn
    What gives?
[14:22] Chelsea
    Working part-time.
[14:23] Chelsea
    What are you doing here?
[14:24] Chelsea
    I stopped posting on Callgram.
[14:27] Chris
    My sister wanted to come here.
[14:30] Chelsea
    Must be hard switching from
     a flirt to a kind brother.
[14:35] Chelsea
    I guess you can play any part
    since you're empty.
[14:38] Chris
    Yup. Artful, aren't I?
[14:41] Chelsea
    You're a sad man.
[14:44] Michel
    Are you friends with my brother?
[14:46] Chelsea
    What?! Friends?
[14:47] Chelsea
    This guy's—
[14:48] Chris
    Yeah, she's a friend.
[14:50] Chris
    She just happens to work here.
[14:52] Finn
    Yeah, that's right! We're all super close!
[14:55] Michel
    That's great!
[14:57] Michel
    Oh, I know! We're headed over
     to the River Side Garden.
[15:00] Michel
    Would you care to join us?
[15:02] Chelsea
    Huh?
[15:02] Chris
    Michel, she's working right now.
[15:05] Chelsea
    I'll go.
[15:06] Chris
    What?
[15:08] Chelsea
    I'm coming with you.
[15:12] Michel
    This is so nice!
[15:15] Chris
    What's the big idea?
[15:17] Chelsea
    Revenge.
[15:18] Chelsea
    I'll rip off your mask
    in front of your sister.
[15:22] Chelsea
    Wait up!
[15:23] Finn
    Hey, is this going to work?
[15:29] Chelsea
    Hey, Chris.
[15:30] Chelsea
    You never miss a chance to flirt with me,
     but you're awfully quiet today.
[15:34] Chris
    That's a funny joke.
[15:37] Chris
    Chelsea's the one who got
     me and Finn together.
[15:40] Michel
    That's great!
[15:43] Chelsea
    Hey, Chris.
[15:45] Chelsea
    You really scared me the other day.
[15:48] Chelsea
    I was in my bathing suit, and you—
[15:49] Chris
    Chelsea's currently looking for her soulmate.
[15:53] Chris
    We should leave her to it.
[15:56] Michel
    Chelsea!
[15:58] Michel
    They have pendants to help
    you find your soulmate!
[16:01] Chelsea
    Really?!
[16:11] Michel
    That's cold!
[16:13] Michel
    Come on, Chris!
[16:15] Chelsea
    Crap, I'm letting her lead me by the nose!
[16:17] Chelsea
    I'm supposed to be exposing that guy...
[16:23] Chelsea
    We can do that later.
[16:25] Chelsea
    Michel, let's take pictures!
[16:28] Michel
    Okay!
[16:30] Chelsea
    Hey, lookin' good!
[16:32] Michel
    It is a good one!
[16:32] Finn
    Seems like they're having fun.
[16:48] Chris
    You must be tired.
[16:49] Chris
    Let's get you home.
[16:51] Michel
    Before we go, I want to ride
    the Ferris wheel in Pott Park.
[16:55] Michel
    Remember that time the three of us
     did it when we were little?
[16:58] Michel
    The city looked so pretty from the top...
[17:03] Chris
    I remember.
[17:04] Chris
    But we'll save that for next time.
[17:07] Chris
    You have my word.
[17:08] Michel
    But...
[17:09] Finn
    What's the big deal?
    Let's hit the Ferris wheel.
[17:11] Chris
    Kindly stay out of this.
[17:13] Finn
    We can stay a bit longer, can't we?
[17:16] Chris
    Stay out of this.
[17:18] Chelsea
    Cut it out, you two.
[17:19] Chelsea
    You're seriously acting
     like bickering lovers.
[17:24] Chris
    Michel!
[17:27] Chris
    What's wrong?!
[17:28] Michel
    Chris...
[17:33] Chris
    Michel!
[17:33] Finn
    L-Let's call an ambulance!
[17:35] Chris
    There's no time!
[17:36] Chris
    Undo this! Now!
[17:39] Chris
    Come on!
[17:49] Doctor
    It's the result of a genetic disorder.
[17:53] Doctor
    She's afflicted just like her late mother,
[17:56] Doctor
    and there's no effective
    cure for it at the moment.
[17:59] Young Chris
    Michel.
[18:01] Young Chris
    I'm going to save you. I promise.
[18:11] Chris
    Michel!
[18:12] Male Nurse
    You need to wait out here.
[18:14] Chris
    But she needs me!
[18:18] Finn
    Stop it, Chris!
[18:20] Chris
    Shut up! Out of my way!
[18:28] Chelsea
    Calm down, Chris.
[18:42] Male Nurse
    Mr. Redgrave, the doctor
    would like to speak with you.
[18:48] Chris
    I'm okay now.
[18:54] Doctor
    To be frank, your sister is in no
    condition to be out and about.
[19:00] Doctor
    It seems she snuck out of the hospital.
[19:04] Chris
    But she told me she's been doing better.
[19:08] Doctor
    That's a lie, I'm afraid.
[19:11] Doctor
    She doesn't want to worry you
[19:14] Doctor
    because she understands
    what's happening to her.
[19:17] Chris
    What do you mean?
[19:19] Male Nurse
    Doctor...
[19:20] Doctor
    Please listen carefully.
[19:23] Doctor
    You sister is...
[19:26] Finn
    I see. So you've been in the
    hospital for a long while, huh?
[19:29] Michel
    Yes. And Chris used to come
    visit me all the time.
[19:34] Michel
    He's all the family I've got,
     but he goes overboard.
[19:38] Finn
    What?
[19:39] Chelsea
    What about your parents, Michel?
[19:44] Finn
    So Chris is an orphan too...
[19:51] Michel
    Chris.
[20:03] Finn
    Is Michel going to be okay?
[20:04] Chris
    She just had a little too much fun today.
[20:07] Chris
    She'll be fine.
[20:09] Chelsea
    You liar.
[20:11] Chelsea
    This is the hospice ward, right?
[20:14] Finn
    Then, Michel is...
[20:17] Chelsea
    You're gonna lie about your sister too?
[20:19] Chris
    Kind lies help you forget
    hard truths and sad times.
[20:24] Chris
    They don't hurt anyone.
[20:27] Chris
    Right?
[20:29] Chelsea
    Isn't it hurting you, though?
[20:33] Chris
    I'm fine.
[20:34] Chris
    I'm an immortal ladies' man.
[20:38] Chris
    Even if there comes a time I'm not,
     I'll just put on another mask.
[20:44] Chris
    A mask of lies.
[20:46] Chris
    I'm empty, like you pointed out.
[20:48] Chris
    Even if I take off my mask,
    there's nothing to see behind it.
[20:53] Chelsea
    I think I've seen it.
[20:57] Chelsea
    The face under your mask.
[21:04] Chelsea
    You can have my card when I change my mind.
[21:09] Chelsea
    I don't know when that's going to be.
[21:12] Chelsea
    But maybe someday I won't need it anymore.
[21:15] Chris
    Okay.
[21:17] Chris
    As a thank-you for keeping us company today,
[21:21] Chris
    I'll come pick it up from you
     when that time comes.
[21:26] [SONG] Lyrics
    We move on, kicking away a crisis
[21:31] [SONG] Lyrics
    Dare to cause a dramatic upset
[21:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    To those of you in the safe zone
    who hate to rock the boat
[21:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    Over here, I'm barely surviving today
[21:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    In exchange for my MP
[21:51] [SONG] Lyrics
    I can't cool down this burning passion
[21:54] [SONG] Lyrics
    Bring it, weak-ass monsters!
[21:58] [SONG] Lyrics
    With that said, my knees are shaking
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    But I still dream on
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    Because I don't want to make myself a liar
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    (Are you all ready?)
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    And don't be afraid
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    Let's get sassy
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    I'm sharpening the senses I lost
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    Repeating a desperate act to get in the zone
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    We move on, welcoming any phenomenon
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    I challenge myself on the lifeline I run on
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    Please let it slide if I take a huge tumble
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    I smile as I go, dedicating my whole life
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    That's why I get serious
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    So I can leave my tracks
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    Shake up the destiny in my hand
[22:58] Finn/Chris
    The usual, please.
[23:01] Finn
    Mr. Apple hasn't been back
    to the store since that day.
[23:04] Chris
    Maybe he did totally get the wrong idea.
[23:06] Finn
    Don't even joke.
[23:08] Chelsea
    Here you are.
[23:09] Finn
    Thank you.
[23:11] Finn
    Wh-What're you doing here?!
[23:13] Chelsea
    I decided to get a job here.
[23:15] Douglas
    She's our new live-in server.
[23:17] Finn
    I thought you were going from place to place
     in search of your soulmate.
[23:21] Finn
    If you live and work here,
    doesn't that limit the people you meet?
[23:24] Chelsea
    I thought I'd give it a chance.
[23:27] Chelsea
    To see if I don't need the card anymore.
[23:32] Finn
    Huh?
[23:33] Finn
    What does that mean?
[23:36] Finn
    Next time: "HEAT UP."