8 - Men's Cocktails
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This is a work of fiction.
Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal.
Scenes involving alcohol with forceful consumption
and shameful acts are not encouraged.
Please view this as a comedy.
Furthermore, all characters appearing
in this work are of legal age.
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The blazing sun!
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The blue sky! The blue sea!
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We're coming, resort lovers!
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Wait for us, mermaids!
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-We're going to Okinawa!
-We're going to Okinawa!
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Oh, there you are.
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Tokita?
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What happened?
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I found a good part-time job.
I thought you guys might want in.
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-A job?
-Why?
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To earn money for the trip, of course.
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I thought the tennis prize money...
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It'll only cover travel expenses.
The rest is out of pocket.
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Really?
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Well, are you going to take the job?
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Or not?
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Be passionate, my friends
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Shine bright with the sun
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Dive into the blue sky*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}And let summer take it all*
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GRAND BLUE DREAMING
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Be passionate, my friends*
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Shine bright with the sun
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Dive into the blue sky*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}And let summer take it all*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}An expanding ocean of possibilities*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Summer is our amore*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}We'll swear to the crystal clear sky*
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Summer is in our hands
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Be passionate, my friends
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Shine bright with the sun
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Dive into the blue sky*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}And let summer take it all*
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With a cheerful heart
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Don't mess with me
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Keep going even if you fall
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And let summer take it all
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What's wrong with you today?
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Hey. We need some money.
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Earning money is no easy feat.
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Money for the trip?
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What? Didn't Tokki get you guys a job?
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It's a job at a moving company.
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We worked yesterday.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Here. Thanks for your hard work.
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So this is the reward for labor!
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See you next time.
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A drink tastes great after a hard day of labor!
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-Yeah.
-Another beer, please!
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That's what happens when you drink at a bar.
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Where's Tokki today?
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He said he's going to earn back
what he spent yesterday.
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You guys should too.
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I can't do such hard work two days in a row.
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Kotobuki isn't here today either.
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Bukki said he has work today too.
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-Work?
-That guy?
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I bet he's advertising for a brothel.
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Or he might be a show dancer.
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Is that what your impression of Kotobuki is?
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It's not like that.
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Do you want to go visit Bukki at work?
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Welcome!
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Hey! We've come to hang out.
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So you're a bartender.
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So cool!
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I just work here sometimes, part-time.
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What's wrong, you guys?
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That'll be 200,000 yen.
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Hi! Come on! Hi! Come on!
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I'm sorry!
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What kind of bar were they imagining?
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It's just a normal bar.
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They don't rip you off here. It's cheap.
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It's all under 500 yen.
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The owner wants this bar to be a place
where even students can have fun.
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Welcome!
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You're right. There are a lot of young customers.
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Welcome, Azusa-chan.
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Hi, master.
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Are you Ryu's friends?
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Yes.
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They wanted to see where Bukki works.
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So, what do you think?
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It just feels weird.
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When are you going to fire him?
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Don't be so direct.
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He's popular with the customers.
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There's this guy I like...
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But I don't think it'll work out.
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Don't worry so much. Just have courage.
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But...
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If it doesn't work out,
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I'll listen to you complain all night.
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I think I like you more than I like him.
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Hey, put a knife in his head.
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I'll use a fork.
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Knock it off.
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There's something wrong here.
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How can a girl like him just for that?
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Maybe bartenders are just popular with girls.
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Yeah. I think the job is just making him look good.
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You think so?
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I think it's because Bukki is pure and says nice things.
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Well, then...
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Why don't you guys try it out?
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It looks good on you two.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Well...
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It's sort of, you know...
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Keeping clothes on around alcohol...
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It feels very strange.
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Yeah, I know how you feel.
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I don't get it at all!
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Well, then... You guys take care of
Azusa and the ladies, okay?
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Well... Relax. Relax.
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It's just us. It's okay if you mess up.
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Are you guys going to try this?
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What do you want to order?
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Hold on a second.
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I'll have a gin lime.
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I'll have the same.
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Okay.
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Here's your gin lime.
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Thanks.
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I see. It's exactly the same as its name.
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Gin and lime. Gin lime.
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All right, I'll have a screwdriver!
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A screwdriver...
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I got it.
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Here's your screwdriver.
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Hold on.
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-What?
-What do you mean, "What"?
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There's obviously something wrong here!
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We got it wrong after all?
[07:28] Sign
SCREWDRIVER:
VODKA AND ORANGE JUICE
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But this has to be the screwdriver.
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Are you guys making fun of me?
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No.
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That's not the case...
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Excuse me. That was a little joke just now.
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Here's your screwdriver.
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Thanks.
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FLAT-BLADE SCREWDRIVER
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Hey, it was wrong!
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That's why I kept telling you
to use a precision screwdriver!
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I'm going to order something else!
[07:58] ---
I'll have a Moscow mule!
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-Moss...?
-Community...?
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-Marimo!
-That's it!
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What are you talking about?
[08:10] Sign
MOSCOW MULE:
VODKA, LIME JUICE, GINGER ALE
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Do it right!
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Calm down.
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Practice makes perfect.
[08:18] ---
Those guys are funny.
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Right?
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If there's a drink you don't know,
look it up in here.
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With this, we need not fear anymore!
[08:29] ---
I wish you had given them that earlier.
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A lot of cocktails have confusing names.
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It's because you don't have a good imagination.
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Really?
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For me, it's easy to imagine
what it looks like just from the name.
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Then what about this?
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Sex on the beach.
[08:49] Sign
VODKA, MELON LIQUOR, LEMON JUICE,
CREME DE FRAMBOISE, PINEAPPLE JUICE
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Cherry blossom.
[08:56] Sign
CHERRY BRANDY, BRANDY, LEMON JUICE,
GRENADINE, ORANGE CURACAO
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I'm going to lose my virginity!
[09:02] ---
What are you trying to make me imagine?
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You imagined it all by yourself!
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Stop! You should be ashamed!
[09:10] ---
Let's talk about something
more suited to a stylish place like this.
[09:15] ---
Like what?
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Like something they always show in movies and dramas.
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It's my treat.
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Let's toast to your beautiful eyes.
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I see.
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I'm sure it's too hard for you guys.
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What's that? How rude.
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We'll show you.
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-Here we go.
-Yeah.
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It's my treat.
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-My eyes! My eyes!
-Let's make a toast with your eyes.
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You ruined the beautiful scene in my head!
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Who pours alcohol in other people's eyes?
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Shut up! You threw alcohol on me first!
[10:10] ---
Those two are really close.
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They're always together.
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What's their relationship like?
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Their relationship?
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Well...
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-A naked one.
-A naked one.
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There you go again. You're joking, right?
[10:30] ---
No. It's for real.
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Why don't you ask them?
[10:33] ---
Iori, can I ask you something?
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Yes?
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Are you dating someone?
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Well, now that you mention it, I am.
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I guess.
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"I guess"?
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Is that person's hair about this long?
[10:56] ---
That's about right.
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Does that person look cold, but is actually an airhead?
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That's right.
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Are there a lot of barriers between you two?
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Yeah. That's exactly right.
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Why do you ask?
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It's nothing. I don't mind!
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Everyone's love is unique. Yeah!
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You surprised me. I'm thirsty now.
[11:26] ---
How about some oolong tea?
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Specially made, PAB-style.
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I don't need your oolong tea.
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Then I'll have some.
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Oh, dear.
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He can't drink much.
[11:45] Sign
VODKA AND WHISKEY
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With a drink like that,
of course this would happen.
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I give up. Once he's out like this,
he won't wake up.
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If something happens--
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I'm not drunk!
[11:56] ---
Let's try talking to him.
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Master? Master!
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I'm warning you...
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If you fall asleep now,
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I don't know what's going to happen to you.
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Let's have one more drink!
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I never imagined he'd recover so fast.
[12:26] ---
Did you say something to him?
[12:29] ---
No, I just gave him the usual warning.
[12:33] Sign
GRAND BLUE DREAMING
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Hey!
[12:44] ---
We bought some beer.
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You're late.
[12:47] ---
The yakitori is going to get cold.
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Sorry. Sorry.
[12:51] ---
We were at work.
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Well, then... Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Sometimes I think to myself...
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What happened?
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Why can't I find a girlfriend?
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-Bad face.
-Bad personality.
[13:12] ---
Poor life choices.
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Just give up.
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You guys are so harsh, it's shocking!
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What? Don't worry about it, Yamamoto.
[13:19] ---
Most of the guys in our grade
don't have girlfriends.
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Well, yeah.
[13:26] ---
Right, Kitahara?
[13:30] ---
I've never touched her!
[13:32] ---
You have nothing to be jealous of!
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Good.
[13:36] ---
Then we forgive you.
[13:38] ---
You guys were so hard on me the other day.
[13:43] ---
Oh, that felt good!
[13:45] ---
Mitarai was terrible.
[13:47] ---
Here you go, Ikebana!
[13:49] ---
He put weeds in your mouth when you passed out
and called it "ikebana."
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You guys aren't human.
[13:55] ---
Now that you mention Mitarai...
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What?
[13:59] ---
He doesn't hang out with us anymore.
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You're right.
[14:02] ---
Maybe he got a girlfriend.
[14:04] ---
No way.
[14:06] ---
His looks alone,
it wouldn't be weird if he did have a girlfriend.
[14:10] ---
Maybe you're right.
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What would you do if he did have a girlfriend?
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That's impossible. I believe in him.
[14:19] ---
Mitarai is the one who talked to me first...
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when I didn't fit in during class.
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Were you taking notes just now? Can I copy them?
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That's how I met you, Nojima,
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and that's why I'm here drinking with all of you today.
[14:35] ---
Yamamoto...
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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Let's invite Mitarai.
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Hold on. Let's call him.
[14:44] Sign
YUU MITARAI
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Hello?
[14:51] ---
Hey, Mitarai.
[14:53] ---
We're drinking at Yamamoto's. If you're free--
[14:55] ---
Sorry! I'll call back in 15-- No, 30 minutes!
[15:02] ---
-What happened?
-It's nothing.
[15:07] ---
I see.
[15:08] ---
In 30 minutes.
[15:11] ---
That bastard. He's having sex with a girl.
[15:14] ---
Yeah!
[15:16] ---
That's what he said.
[15:17] ---
I see.
[15:19] ---
No wonder he doesn't hang out with us.
[15:21] ---
He should have just told us.
[15:24] ---
Yeah.
[15:25] ---
Well, then...
[15:28] ---
Let's go set him on fire.
[15:30] ---
Does anyone know where he lives?
[15:32] ---
-Leave it to me.
-Good job!
[15:34] ---
I'll give you a reward later.
[15:37] ---
Listen, we're not going to let him get his wish!
[15:45] ---
What's wrong?
[15:46] ---
It's nothing. Anyway...
[15:53] ---
Let's continue...
[15:55] ---
You're so horny.
[15:59] ---
Is it them?
[16:02] ---
No... It's too early...
[16:05] ---
You've got a package!
[16:09] ---
Mr. Mitarai...
[16:11] ---
are you home?
[16:13] ---
Shouldn't you answer it?
[16:15] ---
No. There's something more important right now.
[16:19] ---
Mr. Mitarai, you've got a package!
[16:23] ---
He's still calling you.
[16:25] ---
Mr. Mitarai!
[16:26] ---
He'll go away soon.
[16:28] ---
I've brought the assorted collection
of 200 porn videos you ordered.
[16:34] ---
200 porn videos?
[16:36] ---
They're animal videos. I'm into animals recently.
[16:40] ---
Oh, really?
[16:48] ---
Excuse me! They won't all fit.
[16:51] ---
Open the door please!
[16:54] ---
Animal videos, huh?
[16:58] ---
That's weird...
[17:00] ---
This trick...
[17:01] ---
It must be them!
[17:04] ---
Are you sure about this, Yamamoto?
[17:06] ---
Your prized DVD collection...
[17:08] ---
I don't care.
[17:10] ---
If my unhappiness can destroy his happiness...
[17:14] ---
It must feel refreshing!
[17:16] ---
What a feel-good loser!
[17:21] ---
The lights went off!
[17:22] ---
He's planning to plow through!
[17:25] ---
What do we do, Kitahara?
[17:26] ---
Leave it to me.
[17:28] ---
Now we won't be bothered anymore.
[17:32] ---
You must be feeling good today...
[17:34] ---
Silhouette quiz!
[17:38] ---
What is this?
[17:40] ---
What are they up to now?
[17:42] ---
Though, that's the famous Birth of Venus!
[17:45] ---
The answer is, The Thinker.
[17:48] ---
You're wrong!
[17:50] ---
Hey, what's going on?
[17:53] ---
Nothing.
[17:55] ---
Just keep looking at me.
[17:58] ---
How was it?
[17:59] ---
I think it's working.
[18:01] ---
We need something more.
[18:02] ---
Then let's try this.
[18:05] ---
What are you doing?
[18:06] ---
I'm changing my LINE display name to "Ami."
[18:15] ---
HEY YUU, I MISS YOU.
[18:17] ---
-It was just spam.
-Let me see!
[18:20] Sign
THE HOTEL WE WENT TO WAS FUN.
[18:21] Sign
LET'S HAVE SEX SOMEWHERE ELSE NEXT TIME.
[18:22] Sign
DON'T CHEAT ON ME!
[18:25] ---
What's this?
[18:26] ---
This is...
[18:27] ---
My guy friend changed his name
and is playing a prank on me!
[18:32] ---
Are you sure?
[18:33] ---
I'm sure! I'm sure!
[18:35] ---
I told you I don't know any girls!
[18:38] ---
If you don't believe me,
[18:41] ---
I'll show you our entire chat history!
[18:45] ---
Damn. He's taking advantage
of the lack of girls in our group!
[18:48] ---
Can't we do anything?
[18:50] ---
How about playing audio of a porn actress?
[18:52] ---
We don't have time for that!
[18:55] ---
They're so foolish.
[18:57] ---
I've been playing along until now,
but she's just a 3D girl.
[19:02] ---
I'm going back to my holy land.
[19:06] ---
If that's what you say, I'll believe you.
[19:09] ---
So just turn off your phone,
[19:12] ---
brother Yuu!
[19:14] ---
Hey, stop calling me that.
[19:17] ---
What?
[19:19] ---
She called him "brother"?
[19:22] ---
Well...
[19:24] ---
It's a habit from when we were kids.
[19:27] ---
I never imagined we'd be dating like this.
[19:30] ---
When I saw you after all this time
I thought you were really cute.
[19:34] ---
Stop it!
[19:38] ---
They're childhood friends?
[19:44] ---
Damn!
[19:45] ---
Isn't there anything else we can do?
[19:47] ---
You...
[19:49] ---
Leave it to me.
[19:51] ---
Imamura?
[19:53] ---
I'm going to show you
the mixed voice technique!
[19:59] ---
Why are you crying?
[20:02] ---
You're the only one for me.
[20:05] ---
Really?
[20:06] ---
Of course.
[20:09] ---
Yuu, I'm here!
[20:12] ---
How come he sounds so natural as a girl?
[20:15] ---
What's a mixed voice?
[20:17] ---
It's a technique to make your voice high-pitched.
[20:20] ---
You have weird hidden talents.
[20:25] ---
You flatter me.
[20:26] ---
Anyway, good job, Imamura!
[20:28] ---
Let's say our last prayers for that bastard!
[20:32] ---
Hey, Yuu! Who are these girls?
[20:35] ---
I know you're home!
Why aren't you answering the door?
[20:39] ---
Were you lying to me when you told me
you loved me that night?
[20:45] ---
Goodbye. Don't ever contact me again!
[20:49] ---
Wait!
[20:51] ---
That worked, right?
[20:53] ---
Wonderful.
[20:55] ---
My guy friends are playing a trick on me.
[20:57] ---
I'm going to cut those guys out of my life.
[21:00] ---
I don't believe you!
[21:02] ---
That was an unpleasant situation.
[21:06] ---
Let's treat him like a traitor from now on.
[21:09] ---
Yeah. I thought he was better than that!
[21:12] ---
What's wrong, Kitahara?
[21:14] ---
Are you still trying to check up on that traitor?
[21:17] ---
He already broke things off with us.
[21:20] ---
Yeah. He did say he's going to cut us out of his life.
[21:25] ---
But...
[21:26] ---
I still want to believe in him.
[21:29] ---
-What are you saying?
-You guys...
[21:33] ---
Look at him closely.
[21:35] ---
His eyes are still wet.
[21:38] ---
Okay...
[21:40] ---
I'll give up on you.
[21:43] ---
Yeah. Do that.
[21:44] ---
But what else can he do now?
[21:47] ---
All he can do now is say goodbye.
[21:50] ---
I don't know.
[21:52] ---
-I don' t know. But I can sense it.
-Sense what?
[21:55] ---
I sense a loser.
[21:57] ---
What happened to your senses?
[22:01] ---
There's just one thing I want to say.
[22:04] ---
What?
[22:06] ---
If we're not a couple anymore...
[22:11] ---
can you introduce me to your friends?
[22:24] ---
We really are best friends!
[22:32] Sign
DEEP BLUE AL FINE
KAYA MIZUKI
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Here's your mic, Kitahara.
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Me, too...? All right, let's do this!
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-Yeah, sing your heart out.
-You guys seem to be having fun.
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A fairytale whispers
In a fake world
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Hiding in the complete darkness
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I reach for the forbidden fruit
In my last days
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Now I know the meaning of the song about hope
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}A broken gear will never stop again*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Even if I were to lose everything
I'd still want you to know*
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Trapped in the sky so far away
I'm praying with ripped off wings
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Because we span together
The vows of areppegio
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}If life sparkles only to the beat
of the resonating stars*
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I'll sacrifice everything
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Till death do us apart*
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Cheers!
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an8\i1\c&Hffffff&\fnsansSerif}Have a good night!
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Truth or dare!
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It's me.
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Give me your orders.
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Numbers one through seven have to strip.
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In that case...
[24:15] Sign
NEXT EPISODE
"TRUTH OR DARE"
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