4 - The Male Beauty Pageant
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This is a work of fiction.
Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal.
Scenes involving alcohol with forceful consumption
and shameful acts are not encouraged.
Please view this as a comedy.
Furthermore, all characters appearing
in this work are of legal age.
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Izu Spring Festival! Yay!
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Be passionate, my friends
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Shine bright with the sun
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Dive into the blue sky
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And let summer take it all
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GRAND BLUE DREAMING
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Be passionate, my friends
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Shine bright with the sun
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Dive into the blue sky
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And let summer take it all
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An expanding ocean of possibilities
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Summer is our amore
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We'll swear to the crystal clear sky
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Summer is in our hands
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Be passionate, my friends
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Shine bright with the sun
[01:18] ---
Dive into the blue sky
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And let summer take it all
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With a cheerful heart
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Don't mess with me
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Keep going even if you fall
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And let summer take it all
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OKONOMIYAKI
[01:46] ---
I was happy...
[01:48] ---
But it looks like we have to man the stall.
[01:50] ---
Thanks for waiting.
[01:52] ---
Thanks for your hard work!
[01:54] ---
How's everything going?
[01:56] ---
All right.
[01:58] ---
It looks like we have a competitor.
[02:05] ---
Oh, it's Tinkerbell.
[02:07] ---
Tinkerbell?
[02:08] ---
It's a tennis club with lots of cute guys
and the highest ratio of girls.
[02:14] ---
-How about trash?
-Pig's blood would be better.
[02:17] ---
Stop talking about
what you want to throw at them.
[02:20] ---
Hey!
[02:21] ---
It's so hot!
[02:25] ---
You walked here?
[02:26] ---
I rode the bus part way.
[02:28] ---
How can you talk
like everything's normal?
[02:30] ---
Please put this on.
[02:32] ---
I'm okay.
[02:33] ---
No!
[02:35] ---
Why are you dressed like that?
[02:36] ---
My shirt just got drenched.
[02:39] ---
Shouldn't you wash that?
[02:41] ---
It's going to get dirty again tonight
when you guys puke.
[02:44] ---
What's going to happen tonight?
[02:46] ---
This is the devil's festival.
[02:51] ---
Why don't you go look for a T-shirt?
[02:53] ---
I'm fine with this.
[02:56] ---
That's a little too...
[02:58] ---
I guess you're right.
Come with me, Iori.
[03:02] ---
Wait, why do I have to go?
[03:04] ---
Welcome! Please have a look!
[03:08] ---
School festivals are so lively. I love them!
[03:11] ---
You seem like the type who likes festivals.
[03:14] ---
Well, yeah.
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-Since we're talking about our interests...
-Yes?
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What type of guys do you like?
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-What do you mean? That's random!
-Well...
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You know, we're both into the same stuff...
[03:28] ---
Now that you mention it...
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Actually, I'm okay with both too.
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Anyway, as for guys, I like Tokki.
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For girls, I like Nanaka.
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Nanaka?
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So how about you?
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What do you mean?
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What type do you like?
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Clear up the misunderstanding!
This is my only chance to tell her I'm not bi!
[03:49] ---
Actually...
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I'm so glad I met someone like me.
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Even I can't talk about this stuff
with other people.
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Help me, God!
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So, what's your type, Iori?
[04:03] ---
Hey, Kitahara.
[04:05] ---
What?
[04:06] ---
Why did Azusa say she wants to switch shifts
with me all of a sudden?
[04:11] ---
I wonder...
[04:13] ---
-Just go off and have fun alone with Iori!
-Okay...
[04:18] ---
It's just that...
[04:20] ---
I feel bad for doing this to you.
[04:23] ---
You bastard. What did you get me into?
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It's so peaceful.
[04:29] ---
It's because the others aren't here.
[04:32] ---
It's nice to spend time like this sometimes.
[04:35] ---
It's Iori and Kohei!
[04:37] ---
You came at a good time.
[04:39] ---
What?
[04:40] ---
We were talking about going out drinking
with some other clubs we interact with.
[04:45] ---
So it's a mixer.
[04:47] ---
So cute girls will be there?
[04:49] ---
Check with them.
[04:55] ---
RUGBY CLUB
[04:56] ---
-Yeah!
-There definitely won't be any girls.
[05:00] ---
So how about it?
[05:02] ---
Want to come over to our tent?
[05:03] ---
It's going to be fun.
[05:06] ---
I'm not really interested...
[05:08] ---
How many do you want to order?
[05:10] ---
I'll buy five, tell me your Line ID.
[05:13] ---
Hey.
[05:14] ---
You look like you're having fun.
[05:16] ---
Do you want to die?
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-Friends of yours?
-Yeah.
[05:22] ---
We'll come invite you again.
[05:24] ---
Throw the salt!
[05:26] ---
Be gone, demons!
[05:27] ---
-Thanks for helping us out.
-Great.
[05:31] ---
Do you want to switch shifts?
[05:33] ---
Okay.
[05:34] ---
Then let's have Chii-chan switch with Iori.
[05:37] ---
Okay.
[05:39] ---
Tell me how things went with Kohei.
[05:43] ---
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.
[05:45] ---
I'll work the stall with Chisa.
You can take a break.
[05:48] ---
I've been working the whole time.
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Please!
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Sorry, Chisa.
[05:56] ---
Come on. Tell me why.
[05:58] ---
Well, how should I put it...
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I want to avoid being left alone with Azusa.
[06:03] ---
Well, Azusa is pretty, after all.
[06:07] ---
You get nervous when you're with her, right?
[06:09] ---
Well, I guess I do get nervous...
[06:12] ---
What's with that answer?
[06:15] ---
Welcome!
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-Thanks.
-One moment please.
[06:24] ---
What time is the women's beauty pageant?
[06:26] ---
It's at 4. The award ceremony is tomorrow.
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Ours is tonight.
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-Thanks for waiting. 600 yen, please.
-Okay.
[06:34] ---
-Thank you!
-Thank you!
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PEEK-A-BOO
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Shouldn't you start getting ready?
[06:41] ---
I was just going to go like this.
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You can't do that, Chii-chan.
[06:47] ---
You're cute, so we have to get
lots of people to notice you.
[06:51] ---
This is our chance.
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Good luck.
[06:55] ---
Where did Kotegawa go?
[06:57] ---
To do her makeup
for the beauty pageant.
[06:59] ---
Are you having them do yours next?
[07:01] ---
Are you trying to embarrass me?
[07:04] ---
You have long hair.
You should dress up as a girl!
[07:06] ---
No! You're the one entering the joke category!
[07:11] ---
Hey! We're going to close the stall
and go watch!
[07:15] ---
IZU UNIVERSITY SPRING FESTIVAL
WOMEN'S BEAUTY PAGEANT
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There's a lot of people here.
[07:23] ---
This is the main event, along with the male pageant.
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We're going on stage in front of
such a huge crowd?
[07:29] ---
You'll be fine.
You'll be dressed as a guy.
[07:32] ---
You're not happy in the joke category?
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I don't understand why I have to enter.
[07:36] ---
What are you talking about?
Look, Iori.
[07:43] ---
AINA YOSHIWARA
(20 YEARS OLD)
[07:45] ---
That's a lot of makeup.
[07:47] ---
The other clubs are also entering the joke category.
[07:51] ---
Aina-chan, you're so cute!
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Hi!
[08:10] ---
She looks harsh.
[08:13] ---
Is she mad?
[08:15] ---
Please say your name and your club.
[08:18] ---
I'm Chisa Kotegawa from Peek-a-Boo.
[08:20] ---
I think she's nervous.
[08:22] ---
Kotegawa's so awkward.
[08:24] ---
This is bad.
[08:25] ---
At this rate, she might lose.
[08:28] ---
-What's your hobby?
-Diving.
[08:30] ---
Kohei, do you have any ideas?
[08:32] ---
You know lots about these games, right?
[08:34] ---
Well, you're right. I do know a lot...
[08:38] ---
If you want to make a quiet girl shine,
you make her smile.
[08:43] ---
Brother Kohei...
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Smile?
[08:47] ---
It's hard to make Chisa smile.
[08:49] ---
If we smile, maybe she'll smile too.
[08:52] ---
Let's try that!
[08:54] ---
Chisa!
[09:00] ---
No! We made it worse!
[09:01] ---
She shouldn't make that face
in front of the crowd.
[09:04] ---
Do you have any other ideas?
[09:05] ---
How about showing them her bashful side?
[09:08] ---
Bashful?
[09:10] ---
How can we do that?
[09:11] ---
Based on what I know...
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Can you introduce your club?
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Chisa!
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WE LOVE CHISA
[09:24] ---
She's not being bashful.
[09:25] ---
That's weird. Normally...
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Why are you doing this?
[09:29] ---
She would say that.
[09:31] ---
She looks like she's looking at trash.
Our plan failed.
[09:34] ---
-There's only one thing left.
-What is it?
[09:36] ---
-Today's outfit.
-Okay. We're lifting up her skirt.
[09:40] ---
I didn't even have to say it.
[09:42] ---
How come he knew?
[09:43] ---
You have weird ideas.
[09:45] ---
How are we going to lift up her skirt?
[09:47] ---
-Look at these!
-Bouncy balls?
[09:50] ---
Are you going to throw them at her feet?
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This is so embarrassing!
[09:54] ---
I get it.
It's what kids do to tease each other.
[09:57] ---
This would make Chisa really mad.
[10:00] ---
You're right.
She might kill you, Iori.
[10:03] ---
Who said I'm the one who's going to do it?
[10:05] ---
It's Chisa.
So you should do it.
[10:07] ---
Let's decide with rock, paper, scissors!
[10:09] ---
-I have a better idea.
-What is it?
[10:12] ---
Let's all throw them at the same time
so she doesn't know who did it.
[10:16] ---
That's not a bad idea, coming from you.
[10:19] ---
Then, let's go with that.
[10:22] ---
Ready! One, two...
[10:25] ---
Take this!
[10:33] ---
-Nice!
-Do it!
[10:43] ---
Nice control, Iori!
[10:45] ---
You're the only one who can do this kind of thing!
[10:48] ---
Leave it to me!
[10:52] ---
Are you okay?
[10:55] ---
Why aren't you guys throwing them?
[11:12] ---
Hurry up and let her
execute you.
[11:14] ---
You bastard! You act like you're innocent!
[11:19] ---
A ghost!
[11:21] ---
You were in the women's beauty pageant...
Cakey?
[11:25] ---
Hey, you...
[11:26] ---
What is it?
[11:28] ---
Please go out with me.
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GRAND BLUE DREAMING
[11:34] ---
Go out with you? You and me?
[11:37] ---
Yeah. Got a problem with that?
[11:39] ---
Hold on! I don't even know your name.
[11:41] ---
Aina Yoshiwara, a freshman at
Oumi Women's University. Okay?
[11:44] ---
Not at all.
[11:46] ---
Congratulations, Kohei.
I hope you live happily ever after.
[11:50] ---
Where do you think you're going?
[11:52] ---
I thought you two should spend time alone.
[11:54] ---
How can you leave me alone like this?
That's so inhumane!
[11:58] ---
You left me to die just now, you loser.
[12:02] ---
Never mind.
[12:04] ---
What was that about?
[12:06] ---
So that's where you guys were.
[12:08] ---
What were you doing?
[12:10] ---
-Experiencing youth.
-What?
[12:14] ---
Cheers!
[12:20] ---
-You've got the wrong guy.
-I haven't said anything yet.
[12:24] ---
It's not what you think!
I did it to draw out your charm!
[12:27] ---
I wanted to show the audience
how cute you are!
[12:30] ---
That's enough.
[12:33] ---
You're forgiving me?
[12:34] ---
I owe you one.
[12:36] ---
Really? Thanks, Chisa!
[12:38] ---
To show my appreciation,
I'll buy you some sexy underwear.
[12:42] ---
She said she'd forgive you. What a waste.
[12:45] ---
So you looked!
You pervert!
[12:49] ---
Chisa?
[12:51] ---
Are you really mad?
[12:54] ---
SHOCHU
[12:56] ---
I'll drink it.
[12:58] ---
Thanks for the drink.
[13:00] ---
He drank two liters.
[13:02] ---
That took some guts.
[13:03] ---
Impressive, Iori!
[13:05] ---
I'm back.
[13:07] ---
You're late.
[13:08] ---
Did something happen?
[13:10] ---
Some guy was hitting on me.
[13:12] ---
Are you okay?
[13:15] ---
Yeah.
[13:16] ---
You promised earlier today, right?
[13:19] ---
I already have plans.
[13:21] ---
It's okay. You're talking about those guys, right?
[13:24] ---
Come on.
[13:25] ---
MEN'S BEAUTY PAGEANT
REGISTRATION DEADLINE: 30 MINUTES LEFT
[13:28] ---
Aren't you going to enter the men's pageant?
[13:31] ---
I'm letting the younger students
do it this year.
[13:33] ---
Did you want to see me compete?
[13:36] ---
Yes! I do!
I'll cheer for you in the front row.
[13:39] ---
Well, if you insist...
[13:41] ---
I ran away while he was registering.
[13:44] ---
Impressive, Azusa.
[13:46] ---
-Are you going to cheer for him?
-Of course not.
[13:48] ---
-That's terrible.
-I'm glad you're safe.
[13:51] ---
You're in time for our gathering.
[13:53] ---
That's right.
[13:55] ---
Gathering?
[13:56] ---
We're here, just like we promised!
[13:58] ---
RUGBY CLUB
[14:01] ---
Contain your excitement,
Iori and Kohei!
[14:06] ---
This drinking party is crazier than usual.
[14:10] ---
Oh, that's...
[14:12] ---
You guys...
[14:14] ---
You...
[14:17] ---
Cakey! Wait! Wait! Wait!
[14:22] ---
Why me? Go drink with the guys from the tennis club!
[14:25] ---
What did you say?
[14:27] ---
Why did I ask you out?
[14:29] ---
That's not what I mean...
[14:31] ---
She smells like alcohol.
[14:33] ---
It's because you're hot.
[14:37] ---
Just like the tennis club.
They're all hot. That's why I joined.
[14:41] ---
I thought I'd be happy if I found a boyfriend.
[14:44] ---
Then I'd have the perfect college life I dreamed of!
[14:47] ---
But... Tell me!
[14:51] ---
Why do I always end up like this?
[14:54] ---
-She's a drunk mess.
-All that makeup isn't helping.
[14:58] ---
I'm trying really hard, right?
[15:00] ---
-I'm trying really hard!
-Yeah.
[15:03] ---
You were trying hard.
In a bad way.
[15:05] ---
I studied how to do makeup,
[15:08] ---
and dressed up in clothes I'm not used to.
[15:11] ---
I tried so hard to fit in,
[15:13] ---
and did things I didn't want to.
[15:16] ---
Movies and shows didn't teach me that!
[15:19] ---
-Well...
-I bet.
[15:23] ---
Why does everyone make a fool out of me?
[15:27] ---
-Everyone?
-She's talking about the guys from Tinkerbell.
[15:30] ---
Well, dressed like that...
[15:32] ---
With that much makeup,
they'd think she's weird.
[15:34] ---
Everyone said I was cute at first!
[15:37] ---
Everyone was laughing!
[15:40] ---
You let it slip out.
[15:41] ---
Did I hurt you?
[15:44] ---
Even I already knew that.
[15:47] ---
At first, I didn't mind being treated as a joke.
[15:50] ---
As long as I could be friends and have fun,
I was okay with it.
[15:53] ---
-Really?
-Then isn't this what you wanted?
[15:56] ---
But at the drinking party after the pageant,
those guys told me...
[16:01] ---
"We've laughed enough.
You can go home now."
[16:07] ---
I shouldn't have tried so hard to change.
[16:11] ---
No matter what I do,
I'm always getting laughed at.
[16:15] ---
And they're the ones laughing at me.
[16:18] ---
-Cakey, You...
-What are you talking about?
[16:21] ---
There's no one who's always laughing,
or always getting laughed at.
[16:27] ---
But...
[16:28] ---
I'll show you something interesting.
[16:32] ---
IZU UNIVERSITY SPRING FESTIVAL
MEN'S BEAUTY PAGEANT
[16:37] ---
-Nice!
-Yeah!
[16:40] ---
You guys always mistake the male pageant
for a bodybuilding contest.
[16:45] ---
Look who's talking!
[16:49] ---
Up next!
[16:51] ---
I'm Kudo, the captain of the tennis club.
[16:54] ---
Nice to meet you.
[16:57] ---
Can you say a few words about your club?
[16:59] ---
You're so casual.
[17:00] ---
Because I'm talking with a guy.
[17:02] ---
Kudo, you can do it!
[17:04] ---
Captain!
[17:06] ---
You're going to win this year too!
[17:08] ---
Of course!
I'm on a different level from the others!
[17:11] ---
Next!
[17:17] ---
-A pretty boy!
-Why is he in a uniform?
[17:19] ---
Wasn't he with the naked idiots?
[17:21] ---
I'm Kohei Imamura from Peek-a-Boo.
[17:23] ---
It doesn't matter.
I'm going to win anyway.
[17:26] ---
A few words, please.
[17:30] ---
Azusa Hamaoka!
[17:32] ---
Please go out with me,
not Captain Kudo from Tinkerbell!
[17:36] ---
Imamura confessed his feelings!
[17:40] ---
He stands out.
[17:42] ---
How dare he use my name without asking?
[17:47] ---
No. Choose me instead.
[17:49] ---
Captain Kudo also confessed his feelings!
[17:57] ---
Who is she going to choose?
[18:01] ---
Whoa, it's Captain Kudo!
[18:05] ---
Sorry things turned out like this.
[18:08] ---
People are all at different levels.
[18:11] ---
I bet there's a good match out there somewhere
for you too.
[18:15] ---
A good match?
[18:25] ---
Too bad! I'm a man!
[18:29] ---
Oh, really?
[18:31] ---
I never imagined I was a good match for Captain Kudo
from Tinkerbell!
[18:35] ---
That's great, Kitahara!
[18:36] ---
You guys are on the same level
when you're dressed up like a girl!
[18:39] ---
Iori Kitahara from Peek-a-Boo
is entering the male pageant!
[18:45] ---
They did it.
[18:47] ---
Hey, hold on! I--
[18:49] ---
What should I do?
The captain confessed his feelings for me!
[18:53] ---
It hurts to lose,
but I'll step aside.
[18:55] ---
Captain, I hope you two have a long happy life together!
[18:59] ---
-Who are those guys?
-Kudo! What's going on?
[19:02] ---
No! This is--
[19:03] ---
Oh, right, captain.
[19:05] ---
We've laughed enough.
[19:07] ---
-You can go home now.
-You can go home now.
[19:14] ---
Pretty funny, right?
[19:21] ---
They did it!
[19:29] ---
Congratulations on the women's beauty pageant
and the male pageant!
[19:35] ---
Let's have a toast! A toast!
[19:38] ---
That's a washbowl.
[19:40] ---
You can't toast with that.
[19:43] ---
Hey.
[19:46] ---
I just want to--
[19:48] ---
How should I put this...
[19:51] ---
What's this?
[19:53] ---
It's what it looks like.
[19:54] ---
Do you want a bigger bucket?
[19:56] ---
That's not what I mean. I--
[19:58] ---
Drinking is better with lots of people!
[20:00] ---
Don't just stand there.
Sit down.
[20:07] ---
What? If you want to drink with me,
then you should just tell me.
[20:12] ---
That's not what we mean.
[20:14] ---
Your makeup is thick as oil.
[20:15] ---
Just drop it already!
[20:19] ---
What's this? It's too strong.
[20:20] ---
-Of course!
-You finished it?
[20:23] ---
We've been trained well!
[20:26] ---
-They're good freshmen.
-Right?
[20:28] ---
-Give them to us.
-In your dreams.
[20:31] ---
They were against it at the beginning.
[20:33] ---
I was surprised when they asked me too.
[20:36] ---
It turned out great in the end.
[20:38] ---
Especially for her.
[20:40] ---
OKONOMIYAKI
[20:42] ---
You were in the beauty pageant, right?
You're so cute!
[20:45] ---
Can I take your order?
[20:46] ---
We have a yakitori stall.
Want to hang out later?
[20:50] ---
No thanks.
[20:51] ---
Hey, we talked to her first!
[20:54] ---
Don't be so cold!
[20:56] ---
Just let the other two handle the stall.
[20:59] ---
Stop!
[21:04] ---
Do you have some business with her?
[21:07] ---
She looks unhappy.
[21:10] ---
Hey! Get lost!
[21:12] ---
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.
[21:14] ---
Come on.
Those guys are useless.
[21:17] ---
Hey! Get up, you guys!
[21:18] ---
It's time for the award ceremony.
[21:20] ---
Congratulations on winning!
[21:24] ---
Thanks.
[21:25] ---
The audience liked your stage performance.
[21:29] ---
-What's wrong?
-She looks mad.
[21:32] ---
Well, that makes sense.
[21:34] ---
-What?
-Why?
[21:36] ---
Well, Chii-chan entered the pageant
just for Iori and the others.
[21:42] ---
But Iori and the others
worked hard for another girl.
[21:46] ---
Chii-chan gets bothered by guys
[21:48] ---
because she entered the pageant,
[21:51] ---
but no one helped her.
[21:53] ---
That'd make anyone mad.
[21:55] ---
Now that you mention it...
[21:57] ---
I'd feel mad too.
[21:59] ---
Who do you want to share this happiness with?
[22:04] ---
Yes. Well...
[22:06] ---
I want to share it with my boyfriend,
[22:08] ---
who's passed out drunk over there.
[22:13] ---
Your boyfriend? Him?
[22:15] ---
He's a pervert!
[22:17] ---
I see. She used Iori to repel other guys.
[22:20] ---
So now they're a couple?
[22:23] ---
Come on. Those two...
[22:25] ---
What are they going to do?
[22:27] ---
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
[22:32] ---
DEEP BLUE AL FINE
KAYA MIZUKI
[22:33] ---
Here's your mic, Kitahara.
[22:35] ---
Me, too...? All right, let's do this!
[22:40] ---
-Yeah, sing your heart out.
-You guys seem to be having fun.
[22:45] ---
A fairytale whispers
In a fake world
[22:51] ---
Hiding in the complete darkness
[22:57] ---
I reach for the forbidden fruit
In my last days
[23:03] ---
Now I know the meaning of the song about hope
[23:09] ---
A broken gear will never stop again
[23:14] ---
Even if I were to lose everything
I'd still want you to know
[23:22] ---
Trapped in the sky so far away
I'm praying with ripped off wings
[23:28] ---
Because we span together
The vows of areppegio
[23:34] ---
If life sparkles only to the beat
of the resonating stars
[23:40] ---
I'll sacrifice everything
[23:43] ---
Till death do us apart
[23:47] ---
Cheers!
[23:54] ---
Thank you!
[24:02] ---
I might just be imagining things.
[24:04] ---
What? Kitahara?
[24:05] ---
Everyone's looking at me differently.
[24:10] ---
What? Is something happening to me?
Am I going to die tomorrow?
[24:14] ---
Tell me! What's going on?
[24:16] ---
NEXT EPISODE
"TOO LATE"
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