5 - First Time at a Women's University

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SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
SIGN    Oumi Women's University
[01:39] IORI
    Heading into my visit to OWU Fest,
SIGN    The Mansion of Fortune - East Wing 201
[01:41] IORI
    I started looking into ways to pick up girls.
[01:45] [SONG] SIGN
    All-Girls College Festival - Essential Guide to Picking Up Girls
SIGN    Important
    Choose a safe outfit that doesn't stand
    out from the crowd
    Read the room
    Don't be overeager
    Try to come off as natural as possible
[01:45] IORI
    According to one website,
[01:47] IORI
    "Choose a safe outfit that
    doesn't stand out from the crowd.
[01:50] IORI
    Read the room."
[01:53] IORI
    True, an outfit that's too showy,
[01:56] IORI
    or one that screams I'm here to
    pick up women, will only weird them out.
[01:59] IORI
    So I should wear something
    appropriate that blends in.
[02:04] IORI
    However...
[02:06] IORI
    This outfit is most certainly not that.
[02:08] KEIKO
    Iori-chan, Ko-chan! Coffee's good to go!
[02:12] IORIKOHEI
    Okey-dokey!
SIGN    Cakey
    Cafe
[02:15] (Flashback) IORIKOHEI
    "Cakey Cafe"?
[02:16] (Flashback) IORI
    Sounds like a concept conceived
    to destroy the dreams of men.
[02:20] (Flashback) KOHEI
    What fresh ninth circle of Hell is this?
[02:22] (Flashback) AINA
    You see, I'm working with
    some girls in my major...
[02:27] (Flashback) AINA
    They took a liking to the idea
    when they saw this pic.
[02:29] (Flashback) IORI
    How were they not weirded out?
[02:31] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Guess they're not your friends for nothing.
[02:33] (Flashback) IORI
    I'm amazed they're willing
    to do this to themselves.
[02:36] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Agreed.
[02:37] (Flashback) AINA
    You're one to talk!
[02:39] (Flashback) KOHEI
    At least nobody will hit on you
    if you dress up like this, Kotegawa.
[02:44] (Flashback) AINA
    Something happen?
[02:45] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Yeah, on the way here.
[02:48] (Flashback) AINA
    Wanna help out, then, Chisa?
[02:50] (Flashback) KOHEI
    It'll keep the pests away.
[02:51] (Flashback) CHISA
    I'd like that, but not like this.
[02:54] (Flashback) IORI
    Come on, don't say that.
[02:57] (Flashback) IORI
    I beg you...
[02:58] (Flashback) IORI
    Please!
[02:59] (Flashback) NANAKA
    There's zero chance Chisa-chan
    will get hit on during OWU Fest, right?
[03:03] (Flashback) CHISA
    Why do you sound so desperate?
[03:05] (Flashback) IORI
    "Why"? Are you really
    gonna make me spell it out?
[03:09] (Flashback) CHISA
    Yeah, why?
[03:11] (Flashback) IORI
    Because I wanna see you
    look all ugly, that's why.
[03:14] (Flashback) CHISA
    Not in a million years, then.
[03:16] (Flashback) IORI
    Please!
[03:17] (Flashback) CHISA
    Nope!
[03:18] (Flashback) IORI
    Just imagine it's a haunted house!
[03:19] (Flashback) CHISA
    No way!
[03:19] (Flashback) IORI
    You can make friends here if you help out!
[03:22] (Flashback) CHISA
    Denied!
[03:22] (Flashback) IORI
    You might be able to get those
    friends to come diving with you!
[03:27] (Flashback) CHISA
    I... I'll consider it.
[03:29] IORI
    Too easy.
[03:30] KOHEI
    Way too easy.
[03:31] (Flashback) AINA
    Chisa...
[03:32] (Flashback) CHISA
    But if I'm embarrassing myself,
    I'm not doing it alone!
[03:35] (Flashback) IORI
    Why would you be alone?
[03:36] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Cakey'll be right there with you.
[03:37] (Flashback) AINA
    Well, yeah.
[03:38] (Flashback) CHISA
    That's not the point.
[03:40] (Flashback) IORI
    Then what is?
[03:41] (Flashback) KOHEI
    You want him to put on makeup, too?
[03:46] (Flashback) IORI
    That's crossing the line!
[03:48] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Quit playing!
[03:51] (Flashback) IORI
    Chisa?
[03:52] (Flashback) CHISA
    Say, Iori?
[03:54] (Flashback) IORI
    Yeah?
[03:55] (Flashback) CHISA
    Didn't you dress up like Azusa-san before?
[04:02] (Flashback) AINA
    I take it Iori's in too, then?
[04:05] (Flashback) CHISA
    Okay!
[04:06] (Flashback) IORI
    No-kay!
[04:07] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Makes sense.
[04:09] (Flashback) IORI
    How?
[04:10] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Because you have the resume
    and track record to pull it off.
[04:13] (Flashback) IORI
    Y-You don't say.
[04:15] (Flashback) IORI
    Cakey, he can pull off a really natural
    female voice! Some "mix-whatever" thing!
[04:19] (Flashback) AINA
    Hired!
SIGN    Hired
[04:20] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Kitahara!
[04:22] (Flashback) IORI
    You don't wanna be left out of the fun, do you?
[04:25] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Unhand me! I'm here
    on a very important mission!
[04:28] (Flashback) AINA
    What's that?
[04:29] (Flashback) IORI
    He wants to go grab a place in line
    for the voice actress concert.
[04:32] (Flashback) AINA
    That's not for another eight hours, y'know?
[04:34] (Flashback) KOHEI
    So what?
[04:35] (Flashback) AINA
    I have a better idea.
[04:36] (Flashback) IORI
    You do?
[04:37] (Flashback) KOHEI
    I care not.
[04:38] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Nothing matters to me right now,
    other than today's concert.
[04:41] (Flashback) AINA
    My friend has an in. If you help, I'll make
    sure you get to meet the voice actress.
[04:47] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Roar!
[04:48] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Tweet, tweet.
[04:49] (Flashback) IORI
    He changed his tune quick!
[04:50] (Flashback) AINA
    So you're all helping out with our cafe, right?
[04:54] (Flashback) KOHEI
    You got it.
[04:55] (Flashback) IORI
    Wrong!
SIGN    Cakey
    Cafe
[05:06] IORI
    All I wanted was to turn Chisa ugly...
[05:09] KOHEI
    Less talking, more working, Iori-chan.
[05:11] IORI
    She sure is taking her sweet time, though.
[05:13] KOHEI
    You know girls take longer to get ready.
[05:15] [SONG] SIGN
    Yuuna: "Come on! Girls take longer to get ready, Onii-chan!"
[05:16] YUUNA
    Come on! Girls take longer
    to get ready, Onii-chan!
[05:21] IORI
    Like you'd know.
[05:22] AINA
    Here she is.
[05:26] KOHEI
    Oh?
[05:29] IORI
    Ooh?
[05:31] AINA
    Go on, don't be shy.
[05:34] CHISA
    Don't stare so much.
[05:38] IORI
    Masterful job, Cakey.
[05:40] KOHEI
    She's dressed to kill.
    Kill everything good about her.
[05:42] AINA
    See what I can do?
[05:44] CHISA
    I should've never agreed to this.
[05:46] KANAKO
    Huh? Who's all this?
[05:48] IORI
    I smell cake!
[05:50] KEIKO
    Friends of yours, Aina?
SIGN    cake cake cake
[05:51] AINA
    Yep. They're helping out.
[05:53] KIYOKO
    Really? Thanks!
[05:57] [SONG] SIGN
    cake cake cake cake
[05:57] KANAKO
    Nice to meet you. I'm Kanako Iida.
[06:00] KEIKO
    I'm Keiko Suzuki.
[06:01] KIYOKO
    And I'm Kiyoko Kamio.
[06:03] CHISA
    Uh, Chisa Kotegawa.
[06:05] KANAKO
    Something wrong?
[06:06] IORI
    Don't know how to say this...
[06:08] KOHEI
    ...but this isn't our first time meeting.
[06:12] [SONG] SIGN
    cake cake cake
[06:13] KEIKO
    Wait, these two are Iori-kun and Kohei-kun?
[06:17] KIYOKO
    Holy cow!
[06:20] KANAKO
    Hey, pfft... Kikko, you're laughing too much.
[06:23] CHISA
    You know them?
[06:25] IORI
    In passing.
[06:26] KOHEI
    'Tis a cursed memory.
[06:27] KANAKO
    Gosh, sorry about back then.
[06:30] KOHEI
    Hey! She just took a pic!
[06:33] IORI
    Seriously? Delete it, please!
[06:35] KEIKO
    We'll let you in on the secret.
[06:37] KIYOKO
    Aina asked us to make sure that mixer failed.
[06:43] IORI
    How could you, Cakey!
[06:44] KOHEI
    What's the meaning of this?
[06:47] AINA
    I... I didn't mean anything by it.
[06:49] KEIKO
    Gee, I wonder why she did that.
[06:51] KANAKO
    Maybe there was a boy
    she didn't want to risk losing out on.
[06:55] AINA
    Hey! Say one more word,
    and I'll seriously lose it!
[06:58] KANAKO
    And you must be Iori-kun's girlfriend.
    We've heard so much about you.
[07:02] KANAKO
    Thanks for helping out today!
[07:04] KIYOKO
    Sorry you had to look all weird for us.
[07:07] KEIKO
    Aina doesn't know the meaning of restraint.
[07:09] CHISA
    Uh...
[07:10] KANAKO
    Can we call you Chisa?
[07:11] CHISA
    Oh, yes.
[07:12] KEIKO
    You can call me Keiko.
[07:14] KIYOKO
    And me, Kikko.
[07:15] IORI
    So this is the all-girls college fest
    of my dreams...
[07:20] [SONG] SIGN
    College Girls
[07:23] [SONG] SIGN
    College Girls
[07:25] [SONG] SIGN
    College Boy
[07:27] IORI
    I don't know what I expected,
    but it wasn't this!
[07:31] AINA
    What're you moping for?
[07:32] IORI
    You answer my question first!
[07:34] AINA
    What? What is it?
[07:35] IORI
    Why do we get to wear normal makeup?
    Make us as cakey as the rest of you!
[07:41] KOHEI
    Good point.
[07:42] AINA
    I just figured all the problems
    would head your way if I did this.
[07:46] MAN 3
    That's too much makeup. It's caked on.
[07:49] MAN 4
    If we're hitting on anyone here,
    it's those two.
[07:51] IORIKOHEI
    Ack!
[07:52] KOHEI
    I'm getting chills!
[07:53] IORI
    I woulda killed myself
    if I didn't have nerves of steel!
SIGN    Cakey
    Cafe
[07:57] IORI
    Why is this place even getting guests?
[08:00] KOHEI
    Are people here for the thrill?
[08:02] AINA
    Rude.
[08:03] KIYOKO
    We're having tons of fun.
[08:06] KANAKO
    My sister came to hang out,
    and she's enjoying herself too.
[08:09] IORI
    Are you sure this is
    what you sisters want to be?
[08:12] KOHEI
    Your parents would faint
    if they saw you like this.
[08:14] IORI
    I'd rather die than have
    anyone I know see me like this...
[08:18] AZUSA
    Yoohoo!
[08:19] AZUSA
    Talk about cakey!
[08:20] AINA
    Hey, Azusa-san.
[08:22] AZUSA
    I came to hang for a bit.
[08:24] AINA
    Feel free.
[08:26] CHISA
    Welcome.
[08:27] AZUSA
    Wait, is that Chi-chan?
[08:30] CHISA
    Y-Yes.
[08:32] [SONG] SIGN
    badump badump
[08:32] AINA
    I'm impressed you could tell.
[08:34] AZUSA
    'Course I could. Can I take a photo?
[08:36] CHISA
    Absolutely not!
[08:42] [SONG] SIGN
    badump badump
[08:43] IORI
    Badump!
[08:49] IORI
    What are you doing?!
[08:50] AZUSA
    I knew it was you, Iori! How cute!
[08:53] IORI
    Don't flip my skirt up to check!
[08:55] CHISA
    Look who's talking.
[08:57] AINA
    Aren't you naked most of the time?
[08:59] AZUSA
    Which means that's Kohei over there.
[09:02] KOHEI
    Exactamundo!
[09:04] IORI
    Yeah, I'm more myself
    in the nude. Time to strip.
[09:07] CHISA
    Don't you dare!
[09:08] AINA
    They'll cancel our cafe,
    so keep the clothes on!
[09:10] MAYA
    Huh? Azusa?
[09:13] [SONG] SIGN
    Caked
[09:16] AZUSA
    Hey, is that you, Maya?!
[09:18] MAYA
    Correct!
[09:19] AZUSA
    It's been ages! Everything good?
[09:20] IORI
    How can she recognize people in that state?
[09:21] MAYA
    Not at all! Work is hell every single day.
[09:23] CHISA
    I mean, it's Azusa-san.
[09:24] AZUSA
    Same as ever, then!
[09:26] KANAKO
    Huh? What are you doing, Sis?
[09:29] AINA
    Wait, you know Kanako's older sister?
[09:32] AZUSA
    Yep!
[09:33] MAYA
    We haven't met up in a while, though.
[09:35] AZUSA
    Or got it on like old times.
[09:37] MAYA
    C'mon, Azusa, don't make it sound dirty.
[09:40] AZUSA
    P-People might take it out of context.
[09:43] CHISA
    In what way?
[09:44] IORI
    Let's not go there!
[09:46] AZUSA
    Oh, right. Are you busy right now, Iori?
[09:49] IORI
    Unfortunately.
[09:50] AZUSA
    Aw, too bad. I wanted your help.
[09:54] IORI
    For what?
[09:55] AZUSA
    Oh, my friend's on the festival committee.
[09:59] AZUSA
    They said the concert setup is behind schedule.
    They might end up having to shorten it.
[10:04] KOHEI
    I'm your dog, at your service!
[10:06] KOHEI
    I'll go get changed into
    a more comfortable outfit!
[10:09] AZUSA
    You okay with it?
[10:10] AINA
    Kinda have to be.
[10:12] CHISA
    He'd snap for real if we stopped him.
[10:15] IORI
    I'll help with the setup, too.
[10:17] AINA
    Not you!
[10:18] CHISA
    Denied!
[10:19] IORI
    But why?!
[10:21] KOHEI
    I'm good to go.
[10:23] CHISA
    What happened to comfortable?
[10:24] AINA
    Can you really set up equipment like that?
[10:27] KOHEI
    Today, this is my strongest form!
[10:30] CHISA
    O-Oh yeah?
[10:32] AINA
    If you say so.
[10:35] AZUSA
    That's so Kohei.
    I'll be borrowing him for a while.
[10:38] KOHEI
    Let us hurry!
[10:40] MAYA
    What an outfit.
[10:42] IORI
    He's always like that.
[10:44] MAYA
    He is?
[10:45] IORI
    Yeah. Every bit as gross as he looks.
[10:50] MAYA
    Oh...
[10:51] IORI
    I keep telling him how gross
    he is, but he never listens.
[10:57] MAYA
    That's so mean.
[11:00] IORI
    Did you say something?
[11:01] MAYA
    Nothing.
[11:03] IORI
    Oh, okay.
[11:04] MAYA
    I guess that's how someone's hobby
    comes off when you don't get it.
[11:09] IORI
    True. But that's exactly
    why I also believe this.
[11:13] MAYA
    What?
[11:16] IORI
    He's an...
[11:25] IORI
    There's even more work
    to do now with Kohei gone.
[11:28] CHISA
    Better work faster, then.
[11:30] IORI
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:32] IORI
    Welco...
[11:33] IORI
    ...me?!
[11:35] HAJIME
    Table for four.
[11:36] YU
    Sure is hot out.
[11:38] SHINICHIRO
    I'm thirsty.
[11:40] IORI
    No! Why are these shitheads here?!
[11:43] IORI
    I wish I hadn't been the one to greet them!
[11:45] YU
    Is something wrong, miss?
[11:49] HAJIME
    If you're not feeling well,
    let me stroke your back for you.
[11:52] SHINICHIRO
    Putting on the moves instantly, huh?
[11:54] KENTA
    Control yourself.
[11:56] YU
    You can ignore this guy.
[11:58] IORI
    Huh?
[11:59] IORI
    These guys...
[12:00] SHINICHIRO
    Something on my face?
[12:02] KENTA
    Nah, not really.
[12:03] YU
    Ugly as always.
[12:05] HAJIME
    Look at me instead of his ugly mug, milady.
[12:08] IORI
    Have they not realized it's me?
[12:11] SHINICHIRO
    Me, ugly? If that's a joke, it ain't funny.
[12:14] YU
    Oh, it came straight from the heart.
[12:16] HAJIME
    Go look in a mirror.
[12:18] KENTA
    And face reality.
[12:20] IORI
    I'll show you to your table.
[12:22] YU
    Sure.
[12:24] KENTA
    What's with this place?!
[12:26] SHINICHIRO
    OWU... makeup...
[12:29] HAJIME
    Forget about that mixer already, Yamamoto!
[12:31] KENTA
    Good thing at least this girl's a hottie, huh?
[12:34] IORI
    Phew. They don't know.
[12:36] IORI
    But why are they here anyway?
[12:39] SHINICHIRO
    Man, Mitarai, I must say...
[12:41] HAJIME
    You're one nasty schemer, you know that?
[12:44] KENTA
    Nice idea.
[12:45] YU
    You know it.
[12:46] SHINICHIRO
    Can't believe you suggested
    coming here early without Kitahara.
[12:49] IORI
    Flinch!
[12:50] YU
    I mean, the tickets are valid for four people.
[12:52] KENTA
    So there'll be plenty of groups
    of four for us to target.
[12:55] SHINICHIRO
    If we'd gone in a team of five,
    we'd have one extra.
[12:59] HAJIME
    Cutting that shithead out was
    the best way to avoid any conflict.
[13:02] HAJIME
    Besides, you know how he dresses.
[13:04] KENTA
    He's basically half-naked all the time.
[13:06] YU
    That perv would've tanked
    our chances of success.
[13:10] SHINICHIRO
    Cutting him out was the right move.
[13:12] IORI
    Ah, I see now.
[13:15] IORI
    I was going to take the high road so they
    wouldn't find out it's me, but too bad.
[13:19] IORI
    I'm gonna have to show 'em hell!
[13:23] HAJIME
    All right, how about some drinks?
[13:25] YU
    Excuse me! Can we order?
[13:28] IORI
    Of course. What will it be?
[13:31] IORI
    For you?
[13:32] YU
    Iced coffee for me.
[13:34] IORI
    Certainly.
[13:36] IORI
    And for you, sir?
[13:37] HAJIME
    Iced coffee for me too.
[13:39] IORI
    Certainly.
[13:41] IORI
    And for the virgin over there?
[13:44] SHINICHIRO
    Hey, who asks like that?!
[13:45] SHINICHIRO
    I'm not a virgin!
[13:47] YU
    Sit down, virgin.
[13:48] KENTA
    Don't yell at the girl, virgin.
[13:50] HAJIME
    Your fault for looking like a virgin, virgin.
[13:53] IORI
    My apologies.
[13:55] IORI
    All I could see was a virgin, nothing else.
[13:58] SHINICHIRO
    Some apology that was!
    You're just tacking on more insults!
[14:01] YU
    Facts are facts.
[14:03] HAJIME
    That's all I see, too.
[14:05] IORI
    Let me ask again.
[14:07] IORI
    What will the virgin-for-life have?
[14:09] SHINICHIRO
    We don't know what the future holds!
[14:12] HAJIME
    Sit down, eternal virgin.
[14:14] YU
    Facts are facts.
[14:16] KENTA
    Better luck next life.
[14:18] SHINICHIRO
    Fine. Iced coffee.
[14:21] IORI
    Certainly. Let me double-check your order.
[14:25] IORI
    Three cherry cokes, yes?
SIGN    Cherry Boys
[14:28] HAJIMEYUKENTA
    He's the only virgin here!
[14:29] SHINICHIRO
    I didn't order that either!
[14:33] IORI
    I'm sorry. That was just a fun little joke.
[14:36] KENTA
    Fun little...
[14:37] SHINICHIRO
    It hurt my very soul, though.
[14:39] YU
    Oh, so it was just a fun little joke.
[14:42] HAJIME
    You're so playful.
[14:43] IORI
    I'm really sorry.
[14:46] IORI
    How would you like some
    coffee-flavored cocktails?
[14:49] YU
    Oh, you serve booze?
[14:51] HAJIME
    Coffee-flavored cocktails, huh...
[14:53] SHINICHIRO
    Not a bad idea.
[14:55] SHINICHIRO
    Let's pre-game before we go hit on girls.
[14:57] HAJIME
    Sounds good.
[14:58] YU
    I'll have one too.
[14:59] IORI
    Thank you.
[15:01] IORI
    Please give us a bit.
[15:03] YU
    Sure thing.
[15:04] HAJIME
    We'll wait.
[15:06] KENTA
    What about my order?
[15:09] IORI
    How weird.
[15:11] IORI
    Where is it?
[15:13] AINA
    What're you looking for?
[15:14] IORI
    Hey, Cakey.
[15:15] IORI
    I can't find the Spirytus.
[15:17] [SONG] SIGN
    Spirytus (Alcohol)
[15:19] AINA
    Can you not take it
    for granted that we'd have it?
[15:22] AINA
    What even is the order?
[15:24] IORI
    Coffee-flavored cocktails.
[15:26] AINA
    Use this Kahlua, then.
[15:29] IORI
    I can't take them out with this
    weak-ass booze, though.
[15:31] AINA
    What are you trying to do to our guests?!
[15:33] AINA
    Don't cause a fuss,
    or security will throw you out!
[15:38] IORI
    Ugh, fine. Guess I'll have to use this.
[15:41] AINA
    Also, don't toilet squat in a maid outfit!
[15:46] IORI
    Here's your order!
[15:48] SHINICHIRO
    Aye, let's go!
[15:50] YU
    Doesn't look any different from actual coffee.
[15:52] KENTA
    Uh...
[15:53] HAJIME
    You said coffee-flavored.
    Did you use Kahlua, then?
[15:55] IORI
    Yes, I used Kahlua for the base...
[15:58] IORI
    and ink for the coloring!
[16:03] SHINICHIRO
    Why the hell would you add ink?!
[16:05] HAJIME
    Kahlua has plenty of color by itself!
[16:07] IORI
    Sorry, I thought it'd make it better.
[16:10] YU
    Make what better, exactly?!
[16:12] IORI
    I'm profusely sorry.
[16:15] KENTA
    Uh...
[16:16] IORI
    Can I make it up to you by
    giving you my contact details?
[16:23] KENTA
    Uh...
[16:25] IORI
    I don't have my phone on me,
    so could you give me yours?
[16:28] IORI
    I'll add my contact.
[16:30] YU
    A-OK!
[16:31] SHINICHIRO
    You better share later!
[16:33] HAJIME
    You're dead if you keep it to yourself!
[16:40] IORI
    Ah!
[16:40] SHINICHIRO
    Is something wrong?
[16:42] IORI
    I went and pressed the wrong thing.
[16:44] YU
    Oh, it happens.
[16:46] SHINICHIRO
    It's someone else's phone.
[16:48] HAJIME
    I don't blame ya.
[16:50] YU
    Did you enter the wrong ID?
[16:52] IORI
    No, I slipped up and...
[16:54] IORI
    sent this person here this text.
[16:57] YU
    "Picking up girls in the Cakey Cafe rn."
[17:00] RIE
    "Wait, what?"
[17:02] RIE
    "I'm coming over."
[17:05] YU
    That's one absurd slip-up right there!
[17:08] IORI
    I'm sorry. I'm terrible with gadgets.
[17:11] SHINICHIRO
    Don't worry about it.
[17:13] HAJIME
    He deserves it for hitting on chicks
    when he already has a lady.
[17:16] YU
    Hey, don't tell her I have a lady!
[17:20] YU
    Wha?
[17:27] HAJIME
    It's dangerous. Come this way.
[17:29] IORI
    Okay.
[17:30] SHINICHIRO
    Quit wrapping your arm around her shoulder!
[17:32] HAJIME
    Oh, my bad.
[17:38] IORI
    Um, if you don't mind...
[17:43] IORI
    there's someone I'd like you to meet.
[17:46] HAJIME
    Wow.
[17:48] IORI
    Please?
[17:52] HAJIME
    Your parents, you mean?
[17:54] HAJIME
    While I do think we're jumping
    the gun, I'll do it for you.
[17:58] HAJIME
    I'll meet them.
[18:06] HAJIME
    Huh?
[18:08] IORI
    That man started touching me
    and saying, "I'll never let you go."
[18:13] SECURITY A
    Thanks for the report.
[18:14] SECURITY B
    You're coming with us.
[18:16] HAJIME
    Let me go! This is a mistake!
[18:19] SHINICHIRO
    No, I saw it too.
[18:21] YU
    He's definitely a molester.
[18:24] HAJIME
    If I am, then he is too!
[18:27] SHINICHIRO
    What?!
[18:29] IORI
    While you're taking out the trash,
    take him away too.
[18:32] YU
    Trash?!
[18:33] BOYS
    Let me go!
[18:34] BOYS
    Stop that!
[18:35] BOYS
    Ow, you're hurting me!
[18:37] IORI
    Heh. At last, the evil is defeated.
[18:41] IORI
    Aight. It's 2 PM soon.
[18:44] AINA
    Hey, Iori.
[18:46] AINA
    I told you not to cause a fuss, didn't I?
[18:57] HAJIME
    That was you, you bastard?!
[18:59] SHINICHIRO
    How dare you mock my innocence!
[19:01] YU
    How are ya gonna fix this?!
[19:03] IORI
    Shaddup!
[19:11] HAJIME
    Let's stop. It's pointless.
[19:13] SHINICHIRO
    Fair.
[19:14] YU
    We're wasting time like this.
SIGN    No Entry
[19:16] HAJIME
    How about we go grab a drink?
[19:18] IORI
    Doesn't look like we're getting back in.
[19:21] HAJIME
    I mean, if we did get back in...
[19:24] SHINICHIRO
    ...who'd want to go see girls like those?
[19:27] YU
    Good point.
[19:30] YU
    What's that?
[19:31] HAJIME
    Looks like a production truck.
SIGN    Izu-no-Ko
     Wide LIVE Broadcast
[19:34] SHINICHIRO
    They came to cover the fest?
[19:36] SHINICHIRO
    No wonder those tickets were gone in a flash.
[19:40] IORI
    We can watch it on mobile.
[19:42] HAJIME
    Show us.
SIGN    Izu-no-Ko Wide LIVE Broadcast
[19:43] REPORTER
    Here's a quirky cafe that
    boasts staff with heavy makeup.
[19:47] REPORTER
    It seems we were too late, however,
    since they've switched over to the second half.
[19:52] YU
    Second half?
[19:53] SHINICHIRO
    What's that about?
[19:55] REPORTER
    In the second half, they cleanse the makeup
[19:57] REPORTER
    so guests can enjoy the contrast
    between both halves.
[20:01] ALL
    Huh?
[20:02] KANAKOKEIKOKIYOKO
    We're the Cakey Cafe!
[20:04] KANAKOKEIKOKIYOKO
    The second half starts now! Please come visit!
[20:09] AINA
    Please.
[20:11] CHISA
    Please...
[20:12] IORI
    So it seems.
[20:14] SHINICHIRO
    A second half without the gaudy makeup?!
[20:16] YU
    I didn't know those girls were this cute!
[20:19] HAJIME
    I wish I'd known!
[20:21] YU
    We can't go back in, though.
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[20:24] HAJIME
    No tickets, either.
[20:25] SHINICHIRO
    Oh, well.
[20:27] IORI
    Yeah...
[20:28] IORI
    It sucks, but there's nothing we can do.
[20:35] ALL
    We'll lick your boots!
[20:37] SECURITY
    Seriously, stop.
[20:39] IORI
    We won't cause any problems!
[20:41] SHINICHIRO
    Want a shoulder massage?
[20:42] HAJIME
    How about a free meal?!
[20:43] YU
    If it goes well, we'll introduce their friends!
[20:46] SECURITY
    Again, that's not the point.
[20:48] IORI
    Okay, fine!
[20:50] HAJIME
    We'll all strip!
[20:51] YU
    And dance naked!
[20:52] SHINICHIRO
    Float like a butterfly!
[20:53] SECURITY
    Are you listening?
[20:55] IORI
    All right, boys, get to it!
[21:02] IORI
    We got kicked the hell out this time.
[21:03] YU
    They were fuming.
[21:06] HAJIME
    Our passion didn't get through to them.
[21:08] SHINICHIRO
    How vexing.
[21:10] YU
    But hey, we did all we could.
[21:14] SHINICHIRO
    We practically begged them.
[21:17] HAJIME
    And even that didn't work,
    so now we know to drop it.
[21:21] IORI
    Yeah, we'll give up on having them let us in...
[21:24] [SONG] SIGN
    No Entry
[21:27] IORI
    and force ourselves in!
[21:29] ALL
    Yeah!
[23:07] KENTA
    Uh...
[23:09] KENTA
    C-Can I order?
[23:16] IORI
    Now, what's on the next episode
    of Grand Blue Dreaming?
[23:16] [SONG] SIGN
    Preview
[23:19] IORI
    Iori here. I hope the hot summer
    isn't wearing you out.
[23:23] IORI
    The idiots and I came to the
    girls' college fest but got thrown out.
[23:28] IORI
    But our lust isn't about to give in!
[23:31] IORI
    Next episode, we have
    "The Idiots' Re-Entry Operation,"
[23:31] [SONG] SIGN
    The Idiots' Re-Entry Operation
[23:31] [SONG] SIGN
    Kohei Attends the Concert
[23:31] [SONG] SIGN
    Sakurako-sama Appears
[23:34] IORI
    "Kohei Attends the Concert,"
    and "Sakurako-sama Appears"!
[23:37] IORI
    Don't miss the next episode!
[23:40] IORI
    Rock, paper...
[23:42] IORI
    scissors!
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SIGN    Preview