1 - Sister

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SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
[00:47] IORI
    Man, you gotta love the ocean.
[00:50] NANAKA
    Iori-kun!
[00:53] NANAKA
    You've got a letter.
[00:55] NANAKA
    It's from Shiori-chan.
[00:57] IORI
    Shiori?
SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[02:30] SHIORI
    Dear Brother,
[02:32] SHIORI
    How are you enjoying life
    as the season changes?
SIGN    Kitahara Ryokan
[02:36] SHIORI
    The lobelias and yellow lilies
    have begun to bloom,
[02:39] SHIORI
    dying the mountains here in their summery hues.
[02:42] SHIORI
    Three months have passed since you left home.
[02:46] SHIORI
    I hope you're not causing any trouble for
    Nanaka-neesama, Chisa-neesama, or Uncle.
[02:52] SHIORI
    I hope you're focusing on your studies.
[02:55] SHIORI
    I am truly worried, as are Father and Mother.
[03:01] SHIORI
    We would love for you to visit home,
[03:03] SHIORI
    but if that isn't possible, please let us
    know how you are doing, at least.
[03:08] SHIORI
    I eagerly await your response.
SIGN    Yours truly,
[03:11] SHIORI
    Yours truly,
[03:13] SHIORI
    P.S. I tried making a doll
    using leftover kimono cloth.
[03:18] SHIORI
    I would be delighted if you kept it
    with you as a symbol of myself.
[03:23] NANAKA
    Iori-kun.
[03:24] NANAKA
    Did you finish writing
    your reply to Shiori-chan?
[03:27] IORI
    Nanaka-san.
[03:29] IORI
    I was thinking of not
    sending a reply, actually.
[03:33] NANAKA
    Oh? Why is that?
[03:34] IORI
    You know what they say.
    "No news is good news."
[03:38] NANAKA
    I can see that.
[03:40] NANAKA
    Want me to write about your life instead, then?
[03:44] IORI
    You'd do that?
[03:46] NANAKA
    Yep.
[03:47] NANAKA
    Chisa-chan and I got letters from her, too.
[03:51] NANAKA
    And I can understand her wanting
    to know how her beloved family is doing.
[03:56] IORI
    Oh, so you'll tell her about my life.
[04:00] IORI
    Anything but that, please!
[04:03] NANAKA
    You say that, but it looks like
    Chisa-chan's halfway through already.
[04:07] IORI
    Hold up! Timeout!
[04:09] CHISA
    What?
[04:10] IORI
    I'll give her that update in my letter!
[04:13] IORI
    You write about yourself, okay?
[04:15] CHISA
    I mean, sure, but Shiori-chan said...
[04:18] CHISA
    "Please let me know if
    Nii-sama lies in his letter."
[04:22] IORI
    Tch.
[04:23] CHISA
    So let me know when you're done. I'll check it.
[04:27] IORI
    Okay, gotcha.
[04:28] IORI
    Damn, this is a problem.
[04:31] IORI
    Not only does Chisa live with me,
    she's in the same club and the same major.
[04:36] IORI
    She knows everything
    there is to know about my life.
[04:39] IORI
    I can't sneak any lies past her.
[04:41] IORI
    I gotta just try and write
    whatever I can get away with.
[04:46] IORI
    Dear Shiori,
[04:48] IORI
    It's almost summer over here too.
[04:54] IORI
    From Iori.
[04:56] CHISA
    Where's the rest?
[04:57] IORI
    I don't have a single acceptable
    thing to write about!
[05:00] CHISA
    I'll have to write about it after all.
[05:02] IORI
    No, it's fine! I just couldn't think of
    an appropriate seasonal greeting, is all.
[05:06] CHISA
    Yeah?
[05:08] NANAKA
    Why not say you're
    skipping the pleasantries, then?
[05:11] IORI
    Now there's an idea.
[05:14] IORI
    Skipping the pleasantries.
[05:16] IORI
    Skipping the body.
[05:19] IORI
    Skipping the closing.
[05:20] IORI
    Gimme one last chance!
[05:23] NANAKA
    Suggesting topics might make it easier.
[05:26] CHISA
    Fine. "Club Activities,"
    "Academic Pursuits," and "Personal Life."
[05:31] IORI
    Okay, I'll write the truth,
    and nothing but the truth.
SIGN    Club Activities
[05:37] IORI
    Dear Shiori,
[05:38] IORI
    I've joined a diving club called Peek-a-Boo.
[05:43] IORI
    Its members are truly gentlemanly,
[05:47] CROWD
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[05:49] IORI
    No way...
[05:50] IORI
    and they showed me how to shed
    my inhibitions and express myself.
[05:52] IORI
    He pulled out his thing!
[05:53] IORI
    Aw, yeah!
SIGN    Academic Pursuits
[05:58] IORI
    I've been amazed at how different college
    studies are from middle and high school.
[06:04] IORI
    Exams are very difficult, but everyone
    puts a lot of effort into prepping for them.
[06:10] (Flashback) YU
    Kitahara! Cheating, huh?
[06:12] (Flashback) KENTA
    So how will we conceal it?
[06:15] (Flashback) YU
    In my pencil box.
[06:16] [SONG] SIGN
    Method 1:
     Pencil Box
[06:17] (Flashback) SHINICHIRO
    Under my drink label.
[06:19] [SONG] SIGN
    Method 2: A Drink Label
[06:20] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Inside my towel.
[06:21] [SONG] SIGN
    Method 3:
    A Towel
[06:22] (Flashback) HAJIME
    I'll put it in my arm!
[06:23] [SONG] SIGN
    In the Arm
[06:24] (Flashback) IORI
    We're not giving up!
    We're all going to pass together!
[06:28] (Flashback) ALL
    Yeah!
SIGN    Personal Life
[06:32] IORI
    As for my personal life, there's quite
    literally nothing to write home about.
[06:37] IORI
    I stick to a daily routine...
[06:39] (Flashback) IORI
    Yikes! I'm a whole hour late again!
[06:43] (Flashback) KOHEI
    Can we get someone to answer roll call?!
[06:45] IORI
    I don't wear any dirty clothes...
[06:48] (Flashback) AINA
    Wear something for once!
[06:50] IORI
    My life is great,
    if at times a little thrilling.
SIGN    BREAK UP WITH CHISA KOTEGAWA, OR WE'LL KILL YOU
[06:57] (Flashback) IORI
    I'm telling you, it's not
    what you think! Chisa and I—
[07:00] (Flashback) SHINICHIRO
    Okay, okay.
[07:01] (Flashback) HAJIME
    You can explain when we're in the woods.
[07:03] (Flashback) KOHEI
    That doesn't sound safe!
[07:05] IORI
    I'm getting by, so don't worry about me.
[07:07] IORI
    Tell Dad and Mom I said "hi", too.
[07:11] SHIORI
    I see.
[07:13] SHIORI
    Is that so, Nii-sama?
[07:16] NANAKA
    I'm impressed she sent a letter and
    not an email, in this day and age.
[07:22] IORI
    Uh, there's a reason for that.
[07:25] IORI
    She's terrible with electronics.
[07:28] NANAKA
    Oh, what?
[07:29] IORI
    I don't know if she can use a rice cooker,
    let alone a PC or a smartphone.
[07:34] CHISA
    Really?
[07:35] NANAKA
    Well, everyone has their
    strengths and weaknesses.
[07:38] IORI
    I'm glad, because it allowed me
    to get away with this.
[07:41] CHISA
    You sure wrote a bunch of bull.
[07:44] IORI
    Hey, I didn't write any lies, technically.
[07:47] CHISA
    But maybe you should learn your lesson.
[07:49] IORI
    Yeah, I'll take this chance...
[07:53] IORI
    to go join these guys now.
[07:54] CROWD
    Yeah!
[07:57] IORI
    All right! Cheers!
[08:00] CHISA
    Disgusting.
[08:04] SHIORI
    Good heavens.
[08:07] SHIORI
    My liar of a brother
    needs a pair of watchful eyes.
[08:11] SHIORI
    Very watchful.
[08:16] AINA
    Hello.
[08:19] CHISA
    What brings you two here?
[08:21] AINA
    Huh?
[08:21] KOHEI
    Don't we have our meeting today?
[08:23] IORI
    Oh, come on.
[08:24] CHISA
    That's next week.
[08:26] AIRA
    Urk.
[08:27] KOHEI
    Really? No wonder nobody's here.
[08:30] IORI
    We mentioned this in our last meeting.
[08:32] AINA
    I completely forgot.
[08:35] AINA
    Where are Nanaka-san and the boss?
[08:37] CHISA
    Out on a work trip.
[08:41] IORI
    All right.
[08:42] CHISA
    Wanna get started?
[08:43] KOHEI
    Started with what?
[08:46] CHISA
    Making dinner.
[08:51] IORI
    Thanks.
[08:56] KOHEI
    What's wrong, Cakey?
[08:59] AINA
    Nothing.
[09:00] CHISA
    Let me taste it.
[09:02] IORI
    Here.
[09:04] CHISA
    Isn't this a bit spicy?
[09:05] IORI
    You think?
[09:07] AINA
    I'll go help.
[09:11] AINA
    I'll make the dessert.
[09:13] IORI
    Huh? I don't want any.
[09:15] AINA
    Just let me!
[09:17] IORI
    What's gotten into her?
[09:19] KOHEI
    Something happen?
[09:21] IORI
    Cakey chased me out of the kitchen.
[09:22] KOHEI
    Oh, yeah?
[09:24] IORI
    So what do you think?
[09:25] KOHEI
    About what?
[09:26] AINA
    Whoa!
[09:27] CHISA
    Aina?!
[09:28] IORI
    What are the chances we get anything edible?
[09:31] KOHEI
    About 60-40, I'd say.
[09:33] ALL
    Let's eat.
[09:36] IORI
    You settled for fruits, huh?
[09:38] KOHEI
    What were you originally trying to make?
[09:41] AINA
    Pudding.
[09:42] CHISA
    I'll teach you a simple recipe sometime.
[09:45] AINA
    By the way...
[09:46] IORI
    Hmm?
[09:47] AINA
    Do you two get left alone at home often?
[09:50] CHISA
    Every now and then. Like once a month.
[09:53] AINA
    And we can trust you?
[09:55] CHISA
    Trust us?
[09:56] IORI
    With what?
[09:57] AINA
    Uh, I mean...
[10:00] AINA
    How do we know you won't
    get up to any funny business?
[10:04] IORICHISA
    Wha?
[10:05] IORI
    "Funny business"? Come on...
[10:07] CHISA
    What's wrong with you?
[10:09] AINA
    I mean, I remember you
    complimenting Chisa's ass!
[10:14] KOHEI
    He sure did.
[10:15] AINA
    She does have a big, shapely ass and all...
[10:19] CHISA
    Aina?!
[10:20] KOHEI
    So what's the deal, really?
[10:23] IORI
    Well...
[10:24] IORI
    She does have a spectacular ass.
[10:28] IORI
    But I kinda just see her like a little sister.
[10:30] AINA
    O-Oh, really?
[10:32] KOHEI
    I see.
[10:35] KOHEI
    You mean you're totally
    gonna make a move on her, then.
[10:37] AINA
    Hold up.
[10:38] IORI
    What do you think little sisters are for?
[10:40] KOHEI
    Don't make me spell it out.
    That's embarrassing.
[10:43] AINA
    Wait, so you're thinking of
    some unspeakable act?!
[10:46] IORI
    What's embarrassing is your dirty mind!
[10:49] IORI
    This is why everyone hates 2D otaku brain.
[10:52] AINA
    Seriously, what even goes on in his head?
[10:55] CHISA
    For real.
[10:57] CHISA
    Nobody in real life lusts
    over their little sister, right?
[11:05] IORIKOHEIAINA
    Yep. Nobody at all.
[11:09] CHISA
    Why are you all looking away?
[11:11] IORI
    People without little sisters
    romanticize them,
[11:16] IORI
    but they're really not all that, you know.
[11:19] AINA
    You have a little sister, Iori?
[11:20] IORI
    Hmm? Yeah...
[11:23] KOHEI
    Wait, Kitahara.
[11:25] IORI
    Huh?
[11:25] KOHEI
    Before you speak...
[11:30] KOHEI
    choose your words carefully.
[11:34] IORI
    I don't.
[11:34] KOHEI
    Look me in the eye.
[11:37] CHISA
    Her name's Shiori. She's cute.
[11:40] KOHEI
    One...
[11:41] IORI
    Hold on. What exactly are you counting?
[11:43] AINA
    How old is she?
[11:44] CHISA
    I think she's in her last year
    of middle school now.
[11:47] KOHEI
    Two...
[11:48] IORI
    Stop that! You're really scaring me!
[11:50] AINA
    Are her and Iori close?
[11:52] CHISA
    I feel like she's still kinda
    overly attached to him.
[11:56] KOHEI
    Thr-Thr-Scree!
[11:58] IORI
    Help! We may be witnessing
    the birth of a demon!
[12:02] CHISA
    She sent us all letters recently.
[12:05] AINA
    Wow, letters instead of texts? That's lovely.
[12:08] CHISA
    Yeah.
[12:09] IORI
    She just couldn't figure out
    how to use a phone.
[12:12] AINA
    Really?
[12:14] IORI
    She's awful with gadgets.
[12:16] AINA
    Are you sure she's not just
    putting on an act for you?
[12:19] CHISA
    I sent her a reply, and she wrote back again.
[12:23] CHISA
    She even sent this. Said it's handmade.
[12:27] AINA
    Wow, cute.
[12:28] CHISA
    I was thinking of sending back
    some photos from here as thanks.
[12:32] IORI
    Don't do that.
[12:33] AINA
    Why not?
[12:34] IORI
    If they find out how I'm living,
    they'll stop sending me money.
[12:37] AINA
    If you know there's a problem, fix it.
[12:40] IORI
    If you insist on sending photos,
    at least let me choose them.
[12:43] CHISA
    Okay, okay.
[12:44] AINA
    You awful brother.
[12:47] IORI
    Uh, the only acceptable photos
    are the underwater ones.
[12:51] AINA
    Yeah, because you're always naked.
[12:54] CHISA
    You show more skin on land than at the ocean.
[12:57] AINA
    Early morning pics might be fun—
[13:00] AINA
    Chisa! Chisa!
[13:02] CHISA
    What?
[13:03] AINA
    Look.
[13:03] CHISA
    Urk.
[13:05] IORI
    What's up with that photo?
[13:06] AINA
    N-Nothing, really!
[13:08] CHISA
    Don't worry about it.
[13:09] AINA
    Their boobs are practically falling out.
[13:12] CHISA
    Figures. Onee-chan and
    Azusa-san are both stacked.
[13:16] IORI
    I get it.
[13:18] IORI
    So it's a spicy pic
    of Nanaka-san and Azusa-san?
[13:22] AINA
    Y-You can't see it, okay?!
[13:24] CHISA
    The digital version
    needs to go away forever, too.
[13:27] IORI
    I'm not gonna ask you to show me.
[13:31] AINA
    You're not?
[13:32] CHISA
    That's cool.
[13:36] IORI
    Bathroom break.
[13:37] AINA
    Oh, okay.
[13:40] IORI
    I so wanna see!
[13:46] IORI
    But they're not gonna show me if I ask.
[13:49] IORI
    I gotta act like I'm not interested...
[13:53] IORI
    and grab it when I have the chance!
[13:58] KOHEI
    Little sis... Big bro...
[13:59] AINA
    Okay, bye.
[14:00] CHISA
    Bye.
[14:01] AINA
    Oh, right.
[14:03] AINA
    Be safe while you're alone with him, okay?
[14:07] CHISA
    I told you, nothing's gonna happen.
[14:10] AINA
    Just in case, okay? Bye.
[14:15] IORI
    Let's get back to choosing the photos.
[14:18] CHISA
    Yep.
[14:19] IORI
    Good. The nuisances are gone.
[14:23] CHISA
    Iori?
[14:24] IORI
    Hmm?
[14:25] CHISA
    Nothing.
[14:26] CHISA
    I must be hearing things. Aina's fault
    for putting weird ideas in my head.
[14:31] IORI
    Nobody can stop me now. Soon...
[14:36] IORI
    Soon, that photo will be mine!
[14:42] IORI
    Let's see.
[14:44] CHISA
    Huh?
[14:44] IORI
    What's up?
[14:45] CHISA
    Nothing.
[14:46] CHISA
    Uh...
[14:52] CHISA
    Oops.
[14:55] CHISA
    Were you just about to try something?
[14:57] IORI
    Nope. Not at all.
[14:59] (Flashback) IORI
    She does have a spectacular ass.
[15:02] CHISA
    Surely not.
[15:04] IORI
    That should do it.
[15:06] CHISA
    Nothing but diving photos.
[15:09] IORI
    Can you blame me?
    I'm butt naked in all the others.
[15:13] IORI
    Okay, Chisa.
[15:15] CHISA
    What?
[15:16] IORI
    Go ahead and take a shower first.
[15:22] IORI
    What? You don't wanna clean up?
[15:25] CHISA
    I will... but what about you?
[15:27] IORI
    There's a TV show I wanna catch. I'll go later.
[15:31] CHISA
    Gotcha.
[15:35] IORI
    All right...
[15:37] IORI
    The game is afoot!
[15:56] IORI
    Zoom!
[15:58] CHISA
    You perv!
[16:00] IORI
    You've got it all wrong!
[16:02] IORI
    I just wanted your clothes
    after you took them off!
[16:05] CHISA
    That's even more depraved!
[16:11] IORI
    Welp. I wasn't expecting her to be wary of me.
[16:15] IORI
    What now?
[16:19] IORI
    Huh? Oh right, I was out.
[16:23] IORI
    I can't exactly use the fancy stuff
    here without permission.
[16:27] IORI
    Is there anything I can use
    as a shampoo replacement?
SIGN    Foam-Foam Jet
     Bath Cleaner
     No More Mold
[16:34] IORI
    Might this work?
SIGN    No damage to the bathtub
[16:39] IORI
    It might work!
[16:39] [SONG] SIGN
    Note: No, it won't!
    Don't try this at home, kids!
[16:42] IORI
    My eyes!
[16:44] CHISA
    Iori?!
[16:45] IORI
    Urk... Chisa...
[16:48] IORI
    Just for tonight, can I use your shampoo?
[16:52] CHISA
    Y-Yeah, go ahead.
[16:55] IORI
    My bad, Chisa. I messed up.
[16:57] CHISA
    Your brain?
[16:59] IORI
    Not what I meant.
[17:00] IORI
    I don't know why, but she's
    not as wary of me anymore.
[17:04] IORI
    I can do this.
[17:07] IORI
    Wait, she changed!
[17:12] IORI
    Time to give up.
[17:14] IORI
    Oh, look at the time.
[17:17] IORI
    Okay, I'm gonna head up to my room.
[17:20] CHISA
    Me too.
[17:26] IORI
    Hold on...
[17:27] CHISA
    Fire...
SIGN    rawr
SIGN    fire
[17:28] IORI
    How'd Chisa get rid of the photo?
[17:31] IORI
    No way she burned it.
[17:33] IORI
    Best she could do was scrunch
    and toss it away, which means...
[17:35] IORI
    her trash can! There might still be hope!
[17:51] CHISA
    What do you want?
[17:53] IORI
    You were awake?
[17:55] CHISA
    I sure was.
[17:56] IORI
    Hear me out, Chisa!
[17:58] IORI
    I was acting out my perverted desires,
    but you weren't the target of them!
[18:01] CHISA
    I know.
[18:02] IORI
    Huh?
[18:03] CHISA
    This is what you're after, right?
[18:05] IORI
    When did you figure it out?
[18:07] CHISA
    The bath incident.
[18:09] CHISA
    I realized there was no way
    you wouldn't want to see it.
[18:14] IORI
    Damn, you saw right through me.
[18:25] IORI
    Since you're being so understanding, Chisa,
[18:32] IORI
    be a good girl and hand it over!
[18:37] IORI
    Try again!
[18:40] CHISA
    Huh?
[18:42] CHISA
    Wh-Whoa...
[18:51] NANAKA
    We're back!
[18:53] NANAKA
    Huh?
[18:56] NANAKA
    Chisa-chan? Are you still in bed?
[19:01] NANAKA
    Er... what is the meaning of this?
[19:08] IORI
    Ugh...
[19:10] IORI
    Huh? Chisa?
[19:13] IORI
    Oh, right. I snuck into her room last night.
[19:16] IORI
    I'm screwed if anybody sees this...
[19:24] IORI
    Welp, I'm dead.
[19:32] NANAKA
    Iori-kun.
[19:34] IORI
    Calm down, Nanaka-san.
[19:38] IORI
    I didn't do anything to Chisa.
[19:41] IORI
    This was just a series
    of unfortunate incidents.
[19:44] IORI
    I swear to god, I didn't
    do anything dirty to Chisa.
[19:48] IORI
    Nope, too scary! I'm out!
[19:51] IORI
    You have it all wrong! This was an accident!
[19:56] NANAKA
    It's okay, Iori-kun. I get it.
[20:00] IORI
    Oh, okay.
[20:02] IORI
    Sheesh, I had no reason to be afraid.
[20:05] NANAKA
    I knew it.
[20:06] NANAKA
    Your hair smells like Chisa-chan's shampoo.
[20:09] IORI
    What?!
[20:10] NANAKA
    You don't have to say a word.
    I completely understand.
[20:13] IORI
    N-No... Nanaka...
[20:18] CHISA
    Huh? Iori and Onee-chan?
[20:21] NANAKA
    Good morning, Chisa-chan.
[20:23] IORI
    Nice timing, Chisa!
[20:25] IORI
    Tell her what happened last night for me!
[20:28] CHISA
    What's all this about?
[20:30] IORI
    My life is in your hands!
[20:32] CHISA
    Uh, last night?
[20:35] CHISA
    I went to bed, and Iori snuck into my room.
[20:38] NANAKA
    Oh? Is that so?
[20:41] IORI
    Stop, Chisa!
[20:43] IORI
    It's not what you think!
    I was here for a reason!
[20:47] NANAKA
    And what was that reason?
    You had something dirty in mind?
[20:51] IORI
    Of course not! Back me up, Chisa!
[20:54] CHISA
    Listen to yourself.
[20:56] CHISA
    You 100 percent had something dirty in mind.
[21:00] IORI
    It's hard to clear my name
    because she's not exactly wrong!
[21:05] NANAKA
    Iori-kun.
[21:06] NANAKA
    Marry Chisa-chan.
[21:13] IORI
    Wha?
[21:13] CHISA
    Huh?
[21:15] CHISA
    Wait, what are you two talking about?
[21:18] IORI
    Are you not mad at me?
    I was sure you were gonna rip me apart!
[21:22] NANAKA
    I am mad, obviously.
    And the thought did cross my mind.
[21:26] NANAKA
    But, as dear as Chisa-chan is to me,
[21:29] NANAKA
    I know that you're a good kid too, Iori-kun.
[21:31] IORI
    Nanaka-san!
[21:34] NANAKA
    So I'll spare you the ripping apart
    if you'll make her happy.
[21:38] IORI
    Thank you so much!
[21:39] CHISA
    Again, what the hell?!
[21:42] IORI
    Play along and let me handle this.
[21:45] CHISA
    Play along with what? This makes no sense.
[21:47] IORI
    Nanaka-san's just a little unhinged right now.
[21:50] IORI
    Once we get married, she should
    calm down and hear us out.
[21:54] CHISA
    What the heck do you take my life for?
[21:57] NANAKA
    So, we're all good with Iori-kun
    marrying into our family?
[22:01] CHISA
    Not one bi—
[22:02] IORI
    Absolutely.
[22:03] SHIORI
    What are you talking about, Nii-sama?!
[22:10] IORI
    Shiori?
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