E9 - Long Que is attached to the world

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    Second young master.
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    I've brought them here.
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    Welcome, welcome!
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    Now the house will be lively.
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    Is it a fox or a dog?
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    Half white and half black, how interesting!
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    Rolly is a grey fox.
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    Little guy, what's your name?
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    I'm Si Jing Yuan, the eldest
    young master of the House of Si.
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    That block of wood over
    there is my little brother,
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    Si Kuang Lan.
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    Bring me the cleaver.
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    You can't do that!
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    Isn't it just some pee?
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    I apologize on Rolly's behalf.
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    Peeing on me when we've just met,
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    this is obviously to provoke
    the master of the house.
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    It's not malicious.
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    It only does this when it
    meets something it likes.
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    It's already treating you as one of our own.
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    I'm so grateful to hear that.
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    Miss Tao, these are the two fellow
    villagers you were talking about, right?
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    Their luggage is also here.
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    Yes, it's these two.
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    Second young master said to me that
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    once that matter is resolved,
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    they can also live here.
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    Fine, fine.
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    Why don't you introduce them to us?
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    This is our village's...
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    ...Chef Liu.
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    That little monk is Moya.
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    We're from the same village.
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    In order to escape from a famine,
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    we suffered a lot along the way.
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    They don't look as pitiful
    as you said they are.
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    Housekeeper Miao,
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    take them and assign them work.
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    Assign work?
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    Is it possible that you want someone
    like me to feed horses for you?
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    There are enough people to feed the horses.
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    Can you guys do any other odd jobs?
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    The House of Si does not support idle people.
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    How dare you?!
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    Stop it.
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    Isn't this a chance to prove yourself?
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    Chef... Liu.
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    What cuisine do you specialize in?
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    It's very hard to serve
    my picky little brother.
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    What does this have to do with you?
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    Why haven't you returned to
    your room to self-reflect?
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    There are newcomers to the house.
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    I came out to welcome them.
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    After all, this is the etiquette
    that a rich family should have.
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    Go back to your room.
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    Ten days of confinement is
    the lightest punishment.
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    Why are you punishing me?
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    Do you think I saved Boss Yue's
    daughter because I cared about him?
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    How can that be?
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    I saw that her birth sign was good,
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    and she has a very good life.
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    It's practically a match
    made in heaven with you,
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    so I wanted to set you up.
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    After all, I am your older brother.
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    It's unpleasant to see
    you living as a bachelor.
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    Servants!
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    Take him back to his room.
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    Don't let him out of the room
    without my authorization.
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    If he dares to disobey, beat him to death.
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    Don't worry about it.
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    Yes.
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    Objection!
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    How dare you treat the master
    of the house like this?!
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    I'm the eldest young master
    of the House of Si!
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    Si Kuang Lan!
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    Lan Lan!
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    It's my fault for spoiling you.
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    You show no respect to your elders.
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    How impudent!
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    Wait for me!
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    I'll hang out with you guys in ten days!
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    Okay!
SIGN    Fairies Album In the Capital [Episode 9] Long Que is attached to the world.
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    Fire, fire!
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    Amitabha.
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    Mr Liu, how did you make
    such a mess whilst cooking?
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    That's because these fish are
    incompatible with good food.
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    Old Zhang, are these the spring onions that I was
    planning to put in the candied fruit mixed congee?
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    I don't think it's suitable
    to be placed in a dessert,
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    so I used it for something else.
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    Thanks!
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    Everything that Old Zhang makes is delicious!
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    Eat more.
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    At your age,
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    you should be fatter.
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    Old man, why can't you be a bit romantic?
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    Why can't spring onions
    be added to sweet things?
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    Cooking is about using your
    imagination to its fullest extent.
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    Mr Liu, treating food is really not
    so different from treating people.
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    What did you say?
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    Mr Liu, if you take a quiet
    person to somewhere noisy,
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    he'll definitely not be happy.
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    If you lock an active person inside a room,
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    he also won't be happy.
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    Therefore,
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    adding spring onions to sweet
    congee won't taste nice,
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    and would be a waste of ingredients,
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    because they're not compatible.
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    There are rules for most things in the world.
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    If you don't follow them,
    bad things will happen.
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    Did you raise these cats?
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    They're stray cats.
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    No one cares about them.
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    They have to rely on themselves to live.
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    So I bring leftover food with me,
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    to at least give them a meal.
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    But stray cats usually don't live long.
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    Yes.
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    There have been several changes.
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    Those that didn't come should be gone.
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    To cut a bloody path in this world,
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    so that you can go as far as you can,
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    is quite hard.
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    You're merely a cook,
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    yet you say some interesting things.
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    I'm an interesting cook.
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    If I'm not around in the future,
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    this wil be passed on to you.
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    They love eating small dried fish.
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    Chicken liver, duck liver
    and rice are also fine,
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    but definitely don't add spring onions.
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    You're such an annoying old man!
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    You don't remember my handsome
    appearance nor genius cooking,
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    but just remember the spring onions!
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    What's so uncommon about a handsome face?
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    I didn't look worse than
    you when I was young.
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    No way!
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    Let me out...
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    Lan Lan...
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    Miss Tao!
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    Where are you off to?
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    Tell me!
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    Or help me ask my brother for mercy.
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    Tao Yao!
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    I heard that you went out for business today.
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    Yes, I walked so much that I'm starving.
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    I'm going to find Old Zhang to get some food.
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    What are you carrying?
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    This is treasure.
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    I can't randomly reveal it.
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    What treasure?
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    Let me have a look!
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    No.
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    Just a look!
[08:38] ---
    A look!
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    This is...
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    This is a hundred years old,
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    can prevent flowers from dying,
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    and keep flowers blooming
    for ten thousand years.
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    The vermilion glazed vase!
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    It really is treasure.
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    It must be worth a lot of money.
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    Of course.
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    This time I made a split-second decision,
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    and emptied my pockets for it.
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    It's rare to get such an opportunity.
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    It's like leaving myself a dowry.
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    Your taste is really worrying.
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    I think 80% of these are fake.
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    Pass it over.
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    Keep your dirty hands off it.
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    You talk nonsense.
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    Did you know that this is
    bought from Xingxiangzhai?
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    They're a big shop on North Street
    specializing in antiques and treasures.
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    See?
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    Someone appreciates it.
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    This is definitely... fake.
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    W-What are you talking about, Old Zhang?
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    You must be jealous of me.
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    You can tell that such a beautiful
    vase is priceless at first sight.
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    How can this be?
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    Fresh goods.
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    It won't take longer than
    half a month to make a copy.
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    N-No way!
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    This was bought at Xingxiangzhai.
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    Xingxiangzhai on North Street!
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    Look again.
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    Look at it again carefully!
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    Boss Yang of Xingxiangzhai
    is very experienced.
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    He does not do honest business.
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    He often sells shoddy goods
    and deceives new customers.
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    Even Housekeeper Miao fell for it once.
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    If he's such a profiteer,
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    why don't the authorities care?
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    Antiques are priceless.
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    Buyers and sellers are
    willing to fight each other.
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    How are the authorities meant to handle it?
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    B-But...
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    Tao Yao...
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    Are you okay?
[10:43] ---
    Miss Tao, calm down first.
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    How much money did you actually spend?
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    It's gone.
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    It's all gone.
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    The money that I have worked so hard to save
    up for a long time has all been spent on this.
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    I can't live anymore!
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    Since no one cares,
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    I'll get my own justice.
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    T-Tao Yao!
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    Miss Tao!
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    Don't stop me!
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    How dare you scam me.
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    I'm going to kill you!
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    Second young master.
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    It's getting late today.
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    Tomorrow morning,
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    how about I go to Xingxiangzhai?
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    Okay.
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    Then I'll leave it to you.
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    Miss Tao.
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    Miss Tao.
[11:39] ---
    I know you've been locked in too.
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    Chat with me for a while.
[11:43] ---
    I'm so bored.
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    Honestly,
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    why am I locked up next to this chatterbox?
[11:48] ---
    Miss Tao, tell me if anything interesting
    has happened outside recently.
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    I'm getting moldy in here.
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    Why don't you look anything
    like an eldest young master?
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    I was born with a free
    and uninhibited spirit.
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    It's unbearable if I don't
    go outside for a day.
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    Lan Lan is too bad.
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    Because he knows my weakness,
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    that's why he always locks me up.
[12:10] ---
    Why are you playing dumb?
[12:11] ---
    With your abilities, how can
    you not get out of this room?
[12:15] ---
    I don't want to upset Lan Lan.
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    If you had this little brother,
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    you would also be like me.
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    I wouldn't dare to have a
    little brother like that.
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    Tao Yao!
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    Eldest young master.
[12:25] ---
    Dinner time!
[12:27] ---
    Hey, why are you late?
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    I'm starving.
[12:30] ---
    Chicken leg for today!
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    Don't fight me.
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    It's mine.
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    What chicken leg is this?
[12:37] ---
    Was it marinated with poison?
[12:39] ---
    What's up with Old Zhang today?
[12:40] ---
    Is he in a bad mood?
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    Old Zhang isn't here today.
[12:44] ---
    Mr Liu is cooking today.
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    Take it away, take it away!
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    Wait, Master Moya.
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    Do you have any leftover snacks?
[12:52] ---
    I have a vegetable bun left.
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    I'll have it!
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    Hey, girl, I'm your eldest young master.
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    How can you fight for food with your master?
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    I'm responsible for feeding horses, not you.
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    Be grateful that I'm not fighting
    for food with the horses.
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    Give it to me!
[13:13] ---
    Give it to me!
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    Amitabha.
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    Give it to me!
[13:17] ---
    Rolly already took it away.
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    Housekeeper Miao.
[13:26] ---
    You got back from Xingxiangzhai so soon.
[13:28] ---
    How did the talks go?
[13:31] ---
    Something bad happened.
[13:34] ---
    Boss Yang was in his bedroom, decapitated.
[13:39] ---
    There are no signs of fighting.
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    He was decapitated cleanly with a single cut.
[13:43] ---
    There are no clues left at the scene.
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    I've never seen such a clean cut in my life.
[13:49] ---
    The killer's knife skills can be
    considered the best of the best.
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    I once saw an ancient file.
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    It said that forty years ago, when Luoyang
    City was destroyed by Shi Jingtang,
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    a murder also occurred.
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    67 people died in the countryside,
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    killed by a single slash.
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    The cuts were as smooth as a mirror.
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    The killer was never found, and
    it remains a mystery to this day.
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    It's been 40 years.
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    The killer shouldn't be the same person.
[14:23] ---
    Boss, a letter has been
    delivered at the door.
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    This is...
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    Gather everyone.
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    We're leaving tonight to find the killer.
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    Yes!
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    Are you here to steal food too?
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    What an extraordinary day.
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    Even a cleaver can become a spirit.
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    Warrior, can you help me out?
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    I'm not malicious.
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    I just got scared by you.
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    What on earth are you?
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    A spirit that gets their head stuck in the
    wall and can't pull it out must be a genius.
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    Tell me! Who are you?
[16:06] ---
    So it's you!
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    You almost destroyed the
    kitchen these past two days.
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    I don't think you're human.
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    Your body has spirit's aura.
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    If I were a normal person,
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    I would've just died.
[16:19] ---
    You say you're a spirit.
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    Why do you come to the kitchen in the
    middle of the night to steal food?
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    You haven't cultivated enough?
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    Shouldn't you be hungry for scriptures?
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    Don't you also come here and
    steal food dozens of times a day?
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    I saw everything.
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    Then why haven't I seen you?
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    Because I was in the cleaver.
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    You really are a cleaver-turned-spirit!
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    Of course not.
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    I'm only staying here temporarily,
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    because I killed someone,
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    and wasted a lot of energy.
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    So I need to recover.
[16:47] ---
    Who did you kill?
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    Boss Yang of Xingxiangzhai.
[16:51] ---
    Boss Yang of Xingxiangzhai?
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    The antique seller?
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    That's right.
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    You know him too?
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    Do you have a grudge against him?
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    No, no, no.
[16:59] ---
    The person who held me has a grudge with him.
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    Person who held you?
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    Old Zhang?
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    No wonder you look familiar.
[17:06] ---
    Usually Old Zhang uses you
    to help me chop vegetables.
[17:10] ---
    This means that...
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    Hold on.
[17:13] ---
    So you mean Old Zhang uses you to chop
    vegetables and cook during the day,
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    and uses you to behead people at night?!
[17:22] ---
    No.
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    I haven't tasted human blood
    for almost forty years.
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    Old Zhang always uses me for cooking.
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    But forty years ago,
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    I cut down almost a hundred
    people in one night.
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    Don't tell Old Zhang.
[17:39] ---
    He doesn't know that his cleaver is me.
[17:41] ---
    If he knew,
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    maybe he wouldn't feel
    at ease using me to cook.
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    Still cooking?
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    What on earth are you?
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    You look handsome,
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    and we happen to be stealing food together.
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    I'll tell you.
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    I am a Long Que,
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    born in the first wind of the world.
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    Soaring in the sky,
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    freely over mountains and rivers.
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    We can freely manipulate wind
    direction and wind strength.
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    Although I'm a spirit,
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    I'm also known as the
    embodiment of the wind god.
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    The elders of the clan warned
    us that we can go anywhere,
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    but not the human world,
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    because it has gold, silver, copper and iron.
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    They're extremely dangerous.
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    The moment we Long Que
    come across these things,
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    we'll be firmly trapped.
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    There have already been several
    unlucky fellows within the clan.
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    They were captured by people,
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    and sealed within swords,
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    becoming the so-called legendary swords.
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    The most famous one is
    the Daxia Long Que.
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    But I don't care,
[18:50] ---
    human-made food smells so nice!
[18:52] ---
    What's more, each smell is different.
[18:55] ---
    I can taste so many flavors every day.
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    So happy!
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    Of course,
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    I also remembered what the old guy said.
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    I carefully avoided all gold,
    silver, copper and iron.
[19:08] ---
    However,
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    I wasn't as lucky as I thought I was.