E3 - Fei Fei's wishes

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    Even if you guys go all over the capital,
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    you won't be able to find a
    better house than this one.
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    Look at this courtyard.
[00:33] ---
    What a great view.
[00:35] ---
    Look at this bedroom.
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    The lighting is great.
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    Think about this location again.
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    It's in the center of the capital.
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    Based on fengshui, it's great!
[00:46] ---
    So much bragging.
[00:48] ---
    Hey sir, you can't say that.
[00:50] ---
    The most important thing
    is that my rent is cheap.
[00:54] ---
    I'm the only one who is so
    compassionate to strangers.
[00:57] ---
    I'm neither a liar nor a thug.
[00:58] ---
    You guys have to be careful.
[01:07] ---
    Mrs Yuan, what's in there?
[01:15] ---
    Oh, that's right, that's a garden.
[01:17] ---
    It's just that the previous
    tenant neglected it.
[01:19] ---
    It's beautiful once you take care of it.
[01:22] ---
    This garden is my gift to you guys.
[01:24] ---
    Oh my, where else would you
    find such a generous landlord?
[01:30] ---
    Generous?
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    What kind of a garden is that?
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    If it's not a pigsty, then it's a stable.
[01:35] ---
    Even an idiot can see that.
[01:36] ---
    Hey, if you raise pigs, then it's a pigsty.
[01:38] ---
    If you plant flowers, then isn't it a garden?
[01:41] ---
    Miss, do I make any sense?
[01:43] ---
    Based on your travel allowance,
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    if you leave here,
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    I'm afraid you won't even be able to rent
    a toilet, let alone such a big house.
[01:50] ---
    Don't think you can get me to
    live in such a run-down house!
[01:53] ---
    What are you talking about, sir?
[01:55] ---
    Don't tell me it's not run-down enough?!
[01:57] ---
    It's called a bargain!
[01:59] ---
    Enough!
[02:01] ---
    But Mrs Yuan,
[02:02] ---
    I see you already have a tenant.
[02:07] ---
    There is a tenant, but
    you'll live separately.
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    You won't disturb each other.
[02:12] ---
    You can even take care of each
    other if you don't feel well.
[02:15] ---
    And also, you guys are new here.
[02:18] ---
    Talk to your neighbors more,
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    and surely you'll be able to
    integrate into the capital faster.
[02:23] ---
    That's true.
[02:26] ---
    Where are you going?
[02:27] ---
    To a good room in the inn.
[02:30] ---
    The inn is expensive.
[02:32] ---
    I'll pay for it myself.
[02:34] ---
    You can stay in this run-down house.
[02:35] ---
    Oh, but you don't have much money either.
[02:38] ---
    Who says I don't--
[02:40] ---
    Wait.
[02:41] ---
    Where's my wallet?
[02:42] ---
    Oh dear, what a shame.
[02:44] ---
    It's full of gold bars and jewels.
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    Give it back.
[02:48] ---
    I didn't take it.
[02:49] ---
    I don't believe you.
[02:50] ---
    Where's your money?
[02:51] ---
    It ran out ages ago.
[02:52] ---
    I paid for all the food and drink on the way.
[02:55] ---
    What about the money you won for
    the first time in your life?
[02:57] ---
    That money is important.
[02:59] ---
    How can I spend it so easily?
[03:01] ---
    Fine, fine.
[03:02] ---
    I think this is fine.
[03:03] ---
    Let's rent this place.
[03:06] ---
    Besides, having other tenants
    makes it more lively.
[03:10] ---
    What the hell are you planning again?
[03:12] ---
    There's clearly a better place to stay.
[03:13] ---
    Why must it be here?
[03:14] ---
    Hey, other places aren't much better.
[03:17] ---
    Isn't that right, Moya?
[03:20] ---
    Amitabha.
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    Monks do not seek glory and wealth.
[03:24] ---
    Having a tile to cover
    your head is good enough.
[03:27] ---
    Last night, didn't you say that
    a big house and big garden
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    would be convenient for chanting and fasting and foxes to walk around?
[03:32] ---
    Hey, Mr. Liu.
[03:34] ---
    Go easy on me.
[03:35] ---
    I'm not the same today as yesterday.
[03:37] ---
    The moment of enlightenment
    hit me in a flash.
[03:39] ---
    You say that, but
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    weren't you flattering me last night
    because you saw that I had money,
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    and you're abandoning me today because
    you discover that I have no money?
[03:49] ---
    Miss Tao, can you please hold off on arguing?
[03:51] ---
    I'm still waiting on your decision.
[03:53] ---
    All right, I'll take this house.
[03:55] ---
    Nice and quick!
[03:56] ---
    Then let's go with the price we discussed
    previously, starting with three months of rent.
[03:59] ---
    I'll bring the paperwork tomorrow.
[04:03] ---
    Ah, you're back!
[04:05] ---
    You haven't become a monk again?
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    New tenants?
[04:13] ---
    Yes.
[04:14] ---
    They came to the capital from Sichuan.
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    Please take care of them.
[04:19] ---
    It's going to be lively here!
[04:22] ---
    What's this guy's story?
[04:23] ---
    Nothing particular.
[04:24] ---
    He came from out of town ages ago.
[04:26] ---
    He hangs around town leisurely.
[04:28] ---
    He's called Chen Baishui.
[04:29] ---
    Chen Baishui.
[04:30] ---
    That's right.
[04:31] ---
    It's interesting.
[04:32] ---
    He doesn't do anything every day,
[04:34] ---
    except wanting to become a monk.
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    He's been to all the temples nearby,
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    but no one wants him.
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    Why?
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    There's something evil inside.
[04:43] ---
    Originally, there were several
    temples willing to accept him.
[04:45] ---
    But the day before becoming a monk,
[04:47] ---
    if it's not the abbot getting sick,
[04:49] ---
    then it's the temple catching fire.
[04:50] ---
    Anyway, in the end, he always fails at it.
[04:53] ---
    God knows how many sins he has
    accumulated in his past life.
[04:57] ---
    From the looks of it,
[04:59] ---
    I'm afraid he won't be able to
    fulfill his wish in this life.
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    Amitabha.
[05:04] ---
    So there are people like that.
[05:05] ---
    They say that the capital
    is no better than elsewhere.
[05:08] ---
    I can't believe that there's
    such a high demand to be a monk.
[05:11] ---
    Moya.
[05:11] ---
    Why don't you talk to him?
[05:13] ---
    Pass on the skills of being a monk.
[05:16] ---
    Everything happens for a reason.
[05:44] ---
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[06:05] ---
    Give me the bun!
[06:06] ---
    Why?
[06:10] ---
    If it weren't for your bad
    cooking and wasting food,
[06:12] ---
    we wouldn't be starving!
[06:14] ---
    You can't even make egg drop soup,
[06:15] ---
    yet you have the nerve to say that?!
[06:16] ---
    Your age is inversely proportional to your
    cooking skills, so why can't I say that?!
[06:19] ---
    What did you say?!
[06:21] ---
    Stop arguing.
[06:23] ---
    Don't you know that you should
    let the child have it?
[06:26] ---
    How are you a child?!
[06:32] ---
    All you know is how to eat food that has been prepared.
[06:38] ---
    Give it to me!
[06:39] ---
    Give it to me!
[06:39] ---
    Should give it to me!
[06:55] ---
    My bun...
[07:01] ---
    I'm going to stew you!
[07:03] ---
    Don't blame me.
[07:04] ---
    At worst, I'll cook in the future.
[07:06] ---
    I refuse to be a vegetarian.
[07:10] ---
    Who's there?
[07:11] ---
    It's me.
[07:12] ---
    Young master doesn't seem
    to be good at cooking,
[07:14] ---
    almost blowing up the kitchen.
[07:21] ---
    I made a few more dishes.
[07:22] ---
    If you don't mind,
[07:23] ---
    let's eat together.
[07:27] ---
    It's delicious.
[07:29] ---
    So satisfying!
[07:31] ---
    It's a little better compared to me.
[07:33] ---
    This is a bit salty.
[07:34] ---
    Add less salt next time.
[07:36] ---
    It's delicious, despite being all vegetarian.
[07:40] ---
    Considering that the young
    master doesn't eat meat.
[07:42] ---
    You're an excellent cook.
[07:44] ---
    You could be a chef at any restaurant.
[07:47] ---
    I'm getting old.
[07:48] ---
    It's too much trouble.
[07:50] ---
    It's great at your age.
[07:52] ---
    You have time, you have opportunities.
[07:55] ---
    There are still numerous
    wishes to be fulfilled.
[07:57] ---
    Mr Chen, it's still possible for you.
[08:01] ---
    I just want to find a temple to
    convert to Buddhism right now.
[08:05] ---
    By the way, are you guys from Sichuan?
[08:07] ---
    Yes.
[08:08] ---
    That's a nice place with
    mountains and rivers.
[08:11] ---
    It's the best place to cultivate
    and worship Buddha.
[08:15] ---
    Young master, I have a favor to ask of you.
[08:19] ---
    What is it?
[08:20] ---
    I'm faithful towards the Buddha,
    yet I can't fulfill my wish.
[08:24] ---
    So I'd like to ask you to write a letter of
    recommendation to the abbot of your temple,
[08:28] ---
    in order to fulfill my wish.
[08:31] ---
    This...
[08:32] ---
    If young master is willing to help,
[08:34] ---
    I can't thank you enough.
[08:37] ---
    Amitabha.
[08:39] ---
    Mr Chen, it's not that I
    don't want to help you,
[08:41] ---
    but my temple isn't around here.
[08:43] ---
    It's really far from the capital.
[08:45] ---
    There's really nothing I can do.
[08:47] ---
    No problem.
[08:48] ---
    Being away from the hustle and bustle of
    the world is more suitable for cultivation.
[08:50] ---
    Please help me out, young master.
[08:53] ---
    Sorry.
[08:54] ---
    I really can't help you.
[08:56] ---
    My temple is in a remote location,
    and the path is dangerous.
[08:59] ---
    I really can't bear to see an old man
    like you making such a difficult journey.
[09:02] ---
    That's right.
[09:03] ---
    I see that there are plenty
    of quiet temples nearby.
[09:06] ---
    Why should you go to all the trouble?
[09:10] ---
    Fine.
[09:11] ---
    Maybe I'm really fated to not become a monk.
[09:14] ---
    Hey, don't say that.
[09:15] ---
    After all, everything happens for a reason.
[09:17] ---
    Maybe if you try harder,
[09:18] ---
    you'll get another opportunity.
[09:21] ---
    That...
[09:22] ---
    Thanks for your kind words, Miss.
[10:01] ---
    Who's there?!
[10:03] ---
    There's a thief! Help!
[10:05] ---
    Catch the thief! Catch--
[10:07] ---
    Don't make a sound. It's me.
[10:08] ---
    If you dare to shout again,
[10:10] ---
    I'll shut you up forever.
[10:23] ---
    Amitabha.
[10:25] ---
    Mr Chen, calm down.
[10:26] ---
    Say whatever you have to say.
[10:27] ---
    Hand over your monk's ID!
[10:30] ---
    Why do you want my monk's ID?
[10:31] ---
    Enough crap!
[10:32] ---
    Take it out already!
[10:33] ---
    But I don't have a monk's ID...
[10:36] ---
    You don't?
[10:41] ---
    How can you not have one?
[10:47] ---
    Tell me!
[10:48] ---
    Where did you hide your monk's ID?
[10:50] ---
    I-I'm not lying to you.
[10:56] ---
    Mr Chen wants to become a monk.
[11:00] ---
    Doing this is against Buddism.
[11:14] ---
    Sorry for scaring you.
[11:16] ---
    Are you alright?
[11:18] ---
    I'm fine.
[11:20] ---
    But Mr Chen,
[11:21] ---
    why would you do something like that?
[11:24] ---
    I just want to see your monk's ID.
[11:28] ---
    Why?
[11:29] ---
    I'm want to know what temple you're from.
[11:32] ---
    Even if you refuse to help me,
[11:34] ---
    I can still write a letter in your name,
[11:36] ---
    recommending myself.
[11:38] ---
    What?
[11:39] ---
    For this?
[11:40] ---
    You could've asked me directly.
[11:42] ---
    But you already refused me at dinner.
[11:45] ---
    But you don't have to resort to
    violence for something like that.
[11:48] ---
    I'm out of options.
[11:50] ---
    After all, this is my final wish in life.
[11:54] ---
    There are many paths in life.
[11:56] ---
    Why do you have to become a monk?
[11:58] ---
    So much so that you wouldn't
    hesitate to do something like this?
[12:01] ---
    If you're like me,
[12:03] ---
    and things don't work out,
[12:05] ---
    then the only way is to seek
    the blessing of Buddha.
[12:09] ---
    Mr Chen, I don't know what happened to you,
[12:12] ---
    but if you have troubles,
    you can talk about them.
[12:14] ---
    We'll think of a solution together.
[12:20] ---
    I'm bring rude.
[12:22] ---
    If it's not convenient,
    then don't talk about it.
[12:25] ---
    Maybe,
[12:27] ---
    this is karma.
[12:29] ---
    Karma?
[12:31] ---
    Yes.
[12:33] ---
    It is karma for going
    astray when I was young.
[12:38] ---
    Chen Baishui.
[12:43] ---
    Chen Baishui.
[12:46] ---
    It's not that I can't
    consent to this marriage.
[12:50] ---
    It's just that...
[12:52] ---
    If you can save 100 taels within a year,
[12:56] ---
    I will allow Lian'er to marry you.
[13:08] ---
    Lian'er.
[13:09] ---
    What are you--
[13:18] ---
    Are you stupid?
[13:20] ---
    That's 100 taels.
[13:21] ---
    Where are you going to earn that?
[13:23] ---
    Maybe do business like your dad.
[13:26] ---
    I have a year.
[13:27] ---
    I'll be able to save up.
[13:29] ---
    You're a scholar.
[13:30] ---
    How can you do business?
[13:31] ---
    Even my dad can't earn that much by himself.
[13:33] ---
    He said that to deliberately
    make things difficult for you.
[13:37] ---
    Actually, he has already
    chosen a husband for me.
[13:42] ---
    Within half a year...
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    Tonight around midnight,
[13:48] ---
    wait for me on the small bridge
    in the east of the city.
[13:50] ---
    No.
[13:54] ---
    I will save the money.
[14:06] ---
    I can't believe that a scholar would
    pay a visit to my Dragon Slayers.
[14:14] ---
    I'm here to join the Dragon Slayers.
[14:17] ---
    Why?
[14:18] ---
    I have no money.
[14:19] ---
    I need money.
[14:24] ---
    What do you need money for?
[14:26] ---
    To marry a girl.
[14:28] ---
    I heard that you guys make the
    most money in this business.
[14:34] ---
    A girl?
[14:35] ---
    We Dragon Slayers have plenty of girls.
[14:38] ---
    You can marry without spending money.
[14:39] ---
    I only want to be married to her.
[14:48] ---
    You actually have a backbone.
[14:50] ---
    Fine.
[14:51] ---
    If you pass our three tests,
[14:53] ---
    then I'll accept you.
[15:40] ---
    And like that, I joined the Dragon Slayers.
[15:44] ---
    Even though I was only
    involved with petty theft,
[15:47] ---
    within half a year,
[15:49] ---
    I had saved up over 50 taels.
[15:51] ---
    I felt that everything was getting better,
[15:54] ---
    until that day.
[15:56] ---
    Brothers!
[15:58] ---
    The information is correct.
[16:00] ---
    Tomorrow, the group of merchants will
    pass through Red Camel Mountain.
[16:04] ---
    I heard that those merchants will
    carrying a lot of valuables.
[16:06] ---
    After this, you'll be able
    to marry your sweetheart.
[16:10] ---
    Brothers, this is a big job.
[16:13] ---
    Although the merchants have
    hired an armed escort,
[16:15] ---
    but if we do this right,
[16:17] ---
    we don't have to worry about food
    or drink for the next three years.
[16:19] ---
    So, don't leave anyone alive.
[16:21] ---
    If you show your face,
[16:23] ---
    then you must eliminate
    the root of the problem,
[16:24] ---
    to prevent problems in future.
[16:25] ---
    You guys must slaughter this
    fat sheep, no matter what.
[16:30] ---
    Yes!
[17:28] ---
    It's done. It's done, brothers.
[17:30] ---
    Take the stuff home.
[17:33] ---
    You! Come over.
[17:35] ---
    Clean this place up for me.
[17:36] ---
    Check their bodies to see
    if there's anything missing.
[17:41] ---
    He's terrified.
[17:44] ---
    Once we've had dinner,
[17:45] ---
    we'll be back to split the treasures.
[17:47] ---
    Let's go!
[17:47] ---
    Go, go, go!
[17:56] ---
    I'm almost there.
[17:57] ---
    I'm almost there.
[17:59] ---
    I can finally go back and marry you.
[18:15] ---
    Do you...
[18:17] ---
    Do you know whose stuff you're messing with?
[18:24] ---
    So, don't leave anyone alive.
[18:25] ---
    If you show your face,
[18:26] ---
    then you must eliminate
    the root of the problem,
[18:28] ---
    to prevent problems in future.
[18:31] ---
    Eliminate the root of the problem.
[18:33] ---
    Don't leave anyone alive.
[18:40] ---
    I still want to marry her.
[18:43] ---
    She's still waiting for me.
[18:45] ---
    I'm so close!
[19:11] ---
    And like that, I became a deserter.
[19:13] ---
    But the money I had saved
    was still with the Slayers.
[19:15] ---
    I needed to think of a way to get it back.
[19:17] ---
    However, if I returned to the Dragon Slayers,
[19:20] ---
    the boss would definitely cut off my legs.
[19:23] ---
    I had nowhere to go.
[19:25] ---
    I could only hide in a cheap inn
    under a fake name for the time being.
[19:29] ---
    Lian'er.
[19:30] ---
    Lian'er.
[19:32] ---
    What should I do?
[19:33] ---
    What should I do?
[19:35] ---
    Chen Baishui.
[19:36] ---
    For a year...
[19:38] ---
    I'll wait for you to return.
[19:40] ---
    Coming through!
[19:41] ---
    Make way!
[19:42] ---
    Hurry!
[19:43] ---
    Make way ahead!
[19:54] ---
    I heard that the Dragon
    Slayers were wiped out.
[19:56] ---
    Yes, it seems like they touched stuff
    belonging to relatives of the royal family.
[19:59] ---
    The authorities had declared them fugitives
    and sent troops to kill them all.
[20:03] ---
    Luckily, one of the armed escort survived
    and came back to tell the tale.
[20:05] ---
    There will be peace now.
[20:07] ---
    From now on, it will be quiet
    on the Red Camel Mountain.
[20:11] ---
    I hid for a long time,
[20:12] ---
    before I dared to return to
    the Dragon Slayers' base.
[20:14] ---
    I wanted to retrieve my money.
[20:16] ---
    But that place was already in ruins.
[20:19] ---
    All my previous efforts were for nothing.
[20:21] ---
    I thought about using the
    few jewelry I had on me
[20:24] ---
    to propose to Lian'er.
[20:26] ---
    However...
[20:31] ---
    I didn't know when I would be
    recognised by the authorities,
[20:33] ---
    so I had to conceal my identity.
[20:35] ---
    I worked odd jobs to sustain myself.
[20:37] ---
    I tried to help look after a shop,
[20:39] ---
    but me slacking off resulted
    in theft in the store,
[20:42] ---
    and I compensated all my salary.
[20:44] ---
    I also ran a business selling jade.
[20:46] ---
    But in a moment of confusion,
[20:48] ---
    being in a hurry,
[20:49] ---
    I sold fake goods and completely failed.
[20:52] ---
    Even when raising a cat,
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    because I overfed it, it died.
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    But I just wanted it to be full,
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    and live a little longer.
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    From age 20 to age 50,
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    I understood one thing.
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    That is, whatever I wanted from my heart
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    would eventually result
    in the opposite happening.
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    Maybe this really is karma.
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    The spirits of the Dragon
    Slayers are cursing me,
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    leading me to a situation where
    even the Buddha won't forgive me.
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    That's why...
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    I want to borrow your monk's ID,
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    to realize my dream of being a monk.
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    Mr Chen, it's not that I won't help you.
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    To be honest, I don't have
    a monk's ID because...
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    because my temple no longer exists.
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    No longer exists?
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    Yes.
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    It was destroyed many years ago.
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    My master and brothers are all dead.
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    I am the only survivor.
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    I see.
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    It looks like
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    I am destined to not be
    forgiven by the Buddha.
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    Amitabha.
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    The Buddha saves everyone.
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    He'll definitely forgive you.
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    But I have a question.
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    You just said that...
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    What?
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    You said you wanted to save
    money to marry your beloved,
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    but you became a bandit, and
    even thought of killing people.
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    You wanted to earn a living,
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    but ended up selling fake goods.
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    You wanted the cat to live longer,
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    but it died from being overfed.
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    Even just now,
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    you only wanted to know
    which temple I'm from,
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    but you end up stealing in
    the middle of the night,
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    and almost strangled me.
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    Your wishes are clearly all good.
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    Why is it bad when you carry them out?
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    So I am the root cause?
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    The reason why Chen Baishui is so unlucky,
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    and nothing goes as planned,
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    it's all because of you,
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    Feifei.