E9 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Nine

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:00] ---
    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    ATTACKED BY A GIANT MONSTER!
[00:21] ---
    Yes!
[00:26] ---
    This baton I found is awesome!
[00:28] ---
    Oh, no! Everyone, stop! I totally forgot!
[00:32] ---
    Mom's having a book club meetup today
    at the house!
[00:36] ---
    She could be home any minute now!
[00:40] ---
    What are we going to do?
    Clean up, of course!
[01:09] ---
    Well, we did it!
    Here's to never clean up again!
[01:15] ---
    Good job!
[01:19] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, your stomach!
[01:27] ---
    What the heck is this?
[01:29] ---
    BATO
    BECOMES GIGANTIC WHEN WET
[01:31] ---
    Bato?
[01:32] ---
    My mom's coming home soon
    so please don't mess things up...
[01:56] ---
    Not Mom and Dad's room!
[01:59] ---
    Stop!
[02:20] ---
    What are we going to do, Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:23] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE IS THINKING!
[02:26] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
[02:38] ---
    Now what do we do, Zo Zo Zombie?
[02:48] ---
    HAIR DRYER ORGAN
[02:57] ---
    We're saved.
[02:59] ---
    Here we are, ladies! Come on in!
[03:03] ---
    Oh, my! Just look at this!
[03:05] ---
    We're dead meat! They're in the house!
[03:08] ---
    This is so nice!
[03:09] ---
    I love how you redecorated
[03:10] ---
    to match the theme of this week's book,
    The Zombie Apocalypse!
[03:14] ---
    Yes, we really went for it...
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    SNOW SCULPTING IS FUN!
[03:25] ---
    Well, class,
    for our final art project this year,
[03:27] ---
    I've decided to have each of you
    create something unique...
[03:30] ---
    Your own snow sculpture!
[03:33] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, aren't you that good
    at snow sculpting?
[03:36] ---
    Don't worry, Zo Zo Zombie.
    You can do this for sure.
[04:20] ---
    We'll continue tomorrow.
[04:25] ---
    Don't give up, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:28] ---
    There has to be something
    you can make a snow sculpture of!
[04:31] ---
    Here.
[04:44] ---
    Hi there, you two, what's up?
[04:55] ---
    I'm sure we can do it.
[04:58] ---
    Like this...
[05:00] ---
    Amazing, Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:02] ---
    He can pretend to be your snow sculpture,
    and then you're golden!
[05:08] ---
    Oh, I ate it all...
[05:20] ---
    We're very sorry!
[05:30] ---
    This may be a bit dangerous.
[05:34] ---
    Good morning, everyone!
[05:37] ---
    Let's finish our projects
    and do presentations today.
[05:40] ---
    -Yes!
    -Yes!
[05:45] ---
    Oh, my!
[05:49] ---
    Did you guys make this?
[05:50] ---
    Yes!
[06:00] ---
    This is simply amazing work!
[06:06] ---
    This is bad!
[06:13] ---
    It's so lifelike!
[06:23] ---
    That was an amazing sculpture!
    Ten out of ten!
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    PING PONG BATTLE!
[06:35] ---
    SPORTS CENTER
[06:40] ---
    Yes!
[06:44] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ISAM'S EXCLUSIVE CAMERAMAN
[06:52] ---
    Hey! Don't get in the way, Zo Zo Zombie!
[06:57] ---
    What's with this ball?
[06:59] ---
    Looks more like a gumball, am I right?
[07:00] ---
    BAT ZOMBIE
[07:02] ---
    Can't you see we're playing
    table tennis? Beat it!
[07:05] ---
    Table tennis? You mean tennis for wimps?
[07:08] ---
    Hey.
[07:10] ---
    You were saying something
    about tennis for wimps?
[07:12] ---
    Oh, no.
[07:14] ---
    Well, we're out of here.
[07:16] ---
    We're taking this with us, of course!
[07:19] ---
    What? You're getting the ball back?
[07:26] ---
    You really don't have to do that...
[07:28] ---
    Don't even bother, zombie boy!
    You can't catch baseball players!
[07:34] ---
    PITCHING MACHINE ORGAN
[07:41] ---
    Is this all you can do?
[07:43] ---
    You can't stop me!
[07:45] ---
    Think again!
[07:48] ---
    Monday home run! This is baseball!
[07:52] ---
    Catch us if you can!
[08:04] ---
    That's cool!
[08:06] ---
    Hey, this way!
[08:22] ---
    GLUE!
[08:28] ---
    Here, let me help.
[08:36] ---
    It looks like I spun it too much.
[08:39] ---
    You're going to be down for a while.
[08:41] ---
    Later!
[08:53] ---
    What the...
[08:57] ---
    Okay, ping pong is...
[08:59] ---
    Hey, give me those back!
[09:01] ---
    Oh, I need that!
[09:03] ---
    Those are my pants!
[09:05] ---
    Please!
[09:08] ---
    It's just a regular ball!
[09:14] ---
    Baseball rules!
[09:20] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:25] ---
    Thanks, buddy!
[09:26] ---
    But the game ended a long time ago.
[09:28] ---
    And we've got so many spare balls here.
[09:32] ---
    Besides, I'm already bored with it.
[09:34] ---
    It's like wimpy tennis,
    and I'm more of a baseball kind of guy!
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    GETTING A HAIRCUT IS DANGEROUS!
[09:49] ---
    -A zombie that can shred on a skateboard?
    -So cool!
[09:57] ---
    -You're so cool!
    -You're so cool!
[09:59] ---
    -Amazing!
    -Cool!
[10:04] ---
    Hey, you!
[10:05] ---
    You're going to kill somebody
    skating around here like a darned lunatic!
[10:09] ---
    Lucky for you, though. As the new mayor,
    my first order of business
[10:15] ---
    is building a brand new skate park!
[10:18] ---
    I'm supposed to go on TV and
    announce the project later today, but...
[10:22] ---
    how can I do that
    with my hair looking so awful?
[10:28] ---
    You're kidding!
[10:30] ---
    I've got an actual customer?
[10:32] ---
    A customer!
    I haven't had a customer in ages!
[10:36] ---
    Are you sure this guy knows
    what he's doing?
[10:40] ---
    Please take a seat, Mr. Mayor!
[10:43] ---
    Wait, where's the mirror?
[10:45] ---
    Why would we need a mirror?
[10:47] ---
    So what kind of hairstyle
    are you feeling today?
[10:52] ---
    What the heck is this?
[10:53] ---
    If this guy gives me a bad haircut,
    you can forget about your skate park!
[11:01] ---
    Okay then, nothing fancy,
    something clean if that's how you want it.
[11:06] ---
    Very well then.
[11:15] ---
    All finished!
[11:18] ---
    How do I look?
[11:22] ---
    Is it that impressive?
[11:24] ---
    Man, I've got to see this for myself.
[11:29] ---
    Oh, so full-looking!
[11:31] ---
    Did you use mousse?
[11:35] ---
    I love it! This new hairdo is going to
    put me and our new skate park on the map!
[11:44] ---
    The broadcast is starting soon,
    Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
[11:49] ---
    Welcome, citizens!
[11:54] ---
    No one has ever looked at me
    with such awe and admiration before!
[11:58] ---
    Thanks a lot, kid!
[12:01] ---
    I'm ready for my close-up.
[12:03] ---
    Yes, sir! You're on in three, two...
[12:08] ---
    Welcome citizens!
    And thank you for coming.
[12:11] ---
    It's my great honor today to announce
    the start of a new project for the city!
[12:15] ---
    We're going to build a brand new
    skate park for the kids on this site!
[12:20] ---
    Now when I cut the ribbon,
    construction will begin!
[12:22] ---
    Scissors, please!
[12:29] ---
    What's her deal?
[12:39] ---
    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:42] ---
    What the heck is this?
[12:44] ---
    Stop, Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:46] ---
    I'm suspending the construction
    of your precious skate park!