E3 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Three

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    BATTLE WITH THE MYSTERIOUS ALIEN!
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    Welcome folks,
    to the annual Drone and Droner Grand Prix!
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    Our racers are fired up and ready to go!
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    So prepare to meet our three competitors!
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    First up, Kenta, a millionaire!
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    Go!
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    Next up, we have a total alien, Takoski!
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    I'm definitely not an alien.
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    And finally, Isam!
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    Well, it appears that
    Isam has changed his drone.
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    What happened?
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    I just gave my drone
    a washing to clean it,
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    but I think I just broke it!
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    Oh, you have an idea?
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    Thanks, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Let the final race begin!
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    First up is the Slalom course,
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    with Kenta's Drone
    gracefully taking the lead!
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    The race continues with the competitors
    entering the Jungle Gym course!
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    Takoski's UFO drone is really fast!
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    And in the last place, the Zombie Drone,
    who's finally arriving at the Jungle Gym!
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    The competitors calmly rush through!
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    Next is the hard-to-control Slide course!
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    The lead drones battle it out
    for first place!
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    Zombie Drone has finally escaped
    the Jungle Gym!
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    He has just reached the Slide!
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    Looks like Zombie Drone
    is having a tough time.
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    Zo Zo Zombie, you can do this!
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    Now the lead drones are moving on
    to the Tunnel course!
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    So who will emerge at the other end first?
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    Get a load of my Pulse Cannon!
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    Zombie Drone crashes into the UFO Drone,
    bouncing them both high into the sky!
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    You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
    You won the race!
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    No!
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    The winner is...
    that random kid sitting over there!
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    Really?
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    -What?
    -What kind of ripoff is this?
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    You see, according to official race rules,
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    zombie drones and alien drones
    are not allowed!
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    How many times do I have to tell you?
    It's not alien!
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    Idiot!
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    See?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    ZOMBIE HUNTER ATTACK!
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    I'm late!
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    Zo Zo Zombie! Good thing you're here!
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    It's a birthday present for my grandma!
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    Can you mail it for me?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    DELIVERY HERO
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    How's that, you darn zombie?
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    You'll regret the day you decided
    to visit the post office
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    on the watch of Zombie Hunter Joe!
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    Sir, I'm going to have to
    call the police now.
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    Silence! You dare get in my way?
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    I'm going to bag myself a zombie head!
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    Where are you?
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    Why would a zombie go to the post office
    in the first place?
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    Hey! Stop!
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    Well, I'll bag you at least!
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    That hurts!
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    Hang on, it came to mail a small package?
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    Well...
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    Not if I can stop it!
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    Now come out with your hands up,
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    or the package gets it!
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    I said hands up!
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    Oh, wait, it was on the package,
    wasn't it? It's not here?
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    So, where did it go?
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    No!
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    It's because he just suddenly
    fired a bazooka.
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    He didn't have to go and blow off
    the entire post office facade.
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    I wonder what it is...
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    Well, look at that!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    A GREAT ADVENTURE CHASING "THAT"!
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    What's wrong with kicking a soccer ball
    inside the house anyway?
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    It's so fun kicking a ball
    inside the house!
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    No! Mom's favorite vase!
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    Nice, Zo Zo Zombie! You saved us!
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    Mom got that vase
    from my great-great-great-grandma!
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    It's totally irreplaceable!
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    Be careful, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Hey!
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    Don't break it, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Morning, Zo Zo Zombie.
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    Hello!
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    Won't you even ask how this happened?
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    Construction zone! Stay out!
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    Wait! Come back here!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Good job! You saved Grandma's vase!
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    Thank you!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    A GOURMET DATE WITH THAT GIRL!
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    Hey, don't growl at me! It's not my fault
    we're late to the Food Truck Festival!
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    Like I was going to come here without
    my special Lucky Food Truck Underpants!
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    But you're right, this long line sucks...
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    Hey, isn't that Zobina?
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    No way! She's got a VIP Food Truck Pass!
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    Thank you, Lucky Food Truck Underpants!
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    ZOBINA, ZOMBIE RICH GIRL
    AND FOOD TRUCK GODDESS
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    It looks so good...
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    Hey, Zobina!
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    Oh, hey, Isam... and zombie friend
    whose name I can't remember.
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    Hey, listen up.
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    My loser friends and I promised we'd eat
    from every single truck!
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    But then they all quit on me!
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    Just a bunch of wimps if you ask me!
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    So why don't you and your friend here
    join me instead?
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    That sounds...
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    Awesome! Let's go!
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    How about we start with
    the Waffle-Pork Truck?
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    This is...
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    Are these waffles made out of pork?
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    Or pork made out of waffles?
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    Taco Sandwich Truck!
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    They put tacos inside the sandwiches?
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    Chili Pepper Cream Puffs!
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    Deep-Fried Goat Legs!
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    I feel sick too but we can't quit,
    or she'll think we're a couple of wimps!
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    We're still not done! Let's go!
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    Pizza Bubble Tea!
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    Electric Burgers!
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    Tuna Brownies!
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    Ramen Pool!
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    Even the Food Trucks are edible!
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    That's just wrong.
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    Stop!
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    We can't eat anything more than this!
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    How can you eat so much?
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    Do you have a monster
    in your stomach or something?
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    How did you know that?
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    I do have a monster in my stomach,
    and I can't control it.
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    A monster?
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    A monster!
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    I am Gastru the Stomach Monster,
    Consumer of Worlds!
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    And I hunger!
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    Zo Zo Zombie, do something fast!
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    I HEAR THE CALL AND OBEY
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    My stomach's full! I can't eat anymore!
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    What? You're hungry again?
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    Leave it to me!