E1 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter One

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE CINEMA IS EXCITING!
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    Hurry! The movie's already starting!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ISAM'S FRIEND
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    Tickets, Zo Zo!
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    Excuse me, pardon me!
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    We made it in time! That's so great!
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    Oh, no! I forgot the Choco-donkeys!
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    It's just not a movie
    without Choco-donkeys! Don't you agree?
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    Thanks!
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    But you promised!
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    We're all sold out!
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    Ask him.
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    If it's Choco-donkeys you want,
    you're going to have to buy them from me!
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    What? Not even close.
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    You'll need more than that.
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    All right. That'll do.
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    -Boo-ger!
    -Catch you later!
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    You get what you pay...
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    No Choco-donkeys for you!
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    Snot your lucky day, I guess!
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    Let's go.
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    That stinks!
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    What the...
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    No way!
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    This is snot cool.
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    Choco-donkey...
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    Hey, wait! They're all snotty!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    I'VE BEEN GIVEN AN IMPORTANT MISSION!
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    Your attention, please.
    Classes begin in five minutes.
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    No sweat. Five minutes is plenty of time.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ISAM'S FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD ZOMBIE!
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    Zo Zo Zombie, it's an emergency!
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    I'm stuck in the bathroom at school,
    and there's no toilet paper!
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    Plus, it's time for class!
    I need you to bring me a roll!
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    Buying toilet paper together
    is so romantic!
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    This crosswalk is closed!
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    All students take your seats
    and prepare for a pop quiz!
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    You dare touch my cones?
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    Now you've done it! Ultrazombo Construct!
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    ZOMBIEROBO Z
    A GIANT ROBOT
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    Attention, please! A giant robot fight
    has broken out in the city.
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    Evacuate the school immediately!
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    Take that!
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    Zo Zo Zombie?
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    I meant there was plenty of paper
    in the next stall!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    IT'S THE SECRET FIGHT CONTEST!
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    So I said to him, "What's wrong
    with tuna fish shampoo, anyway?"
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    UNDEAD FRIEND
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    PANDA ZOMBIE
    A ZOMBIE PANDA
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    Panda Zombie! What's the matter?
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    Oh, you got yourself involved
    in some weird underground fighting event?
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    And some guy cheated you
    out of all your money?
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    That's the worst!
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    I promised you that we'd get
    to the bottom of this, Zombie Panda.
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    And I think we're there.
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    This isn't a fighting contest.
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    It's a farting contest!
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    The winner is El Volcano Gasso!
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    Now, who will be the next
    to challenge the champion?
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    Me!
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    We'll get your money back, Panda Zombie!
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    Round 1!
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    Round 1, Zo Zo Zombie is down!
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    We've got to prepare you better
    for this round, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Here, eat this!
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    Round 2!
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    Round 2, Zo Zo Zombie is down!
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    If only we had a truckload of beans...
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    Fart-fueling beans!
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    MOCHI
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE'S PET
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    What?
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    Thanks a lot, Mochi!
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    I want to wish you good luck
    before the final round!
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    CEMENT!
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    See you!
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    Feeling a little plugged up, aren't you?
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    The winner is Zo Zo Zombie!
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    You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Your butt sure took off though.
    I wonder where it went?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    A MYSTERIOUS BUS HAS ARRIVED!
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    Wait!
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    ISAM
    ELEMENTARY STUDENT WHO SLEPT IN
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    Not today! It's Bacon Cake Day!
    I can't miss that!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    ZOMBIE FRIEND
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    It's the day we celebrate
    Nathaniel Bacon-Cake.
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    Without him,
    Bacon Cakes wouldn't even exist!
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    -Bacon Cake!
    -It looks tasty!
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    I can't believe we missed the bus today!
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    That hurts!
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    Thanks, Zo Zo...
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    Hold up! This is a Bus Zombie!
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    You're right, this is a Bus Zombie.
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    I've been riding it for months.
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    It has a mind of its own,
    and I can't get off.
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    A Bus Zombie never stops for anyone!
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    It just passed the school!
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    Right, we'll get back in no time!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Watch out!
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    Look at the front!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    In 100 meters, turn right.
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    It has GPS! But where are we going?
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    Motor down to Bongo's
    House of Pancakes and Oil Change!
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    We have a Maple Syrup
    and Motor Oil Special!
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    The Bus Zombie must want
    that Special Set really badly!
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    It won't stop until it gets what it wants.
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    And I'm definitely going to be
    late for school!
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    Any ideas?
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    That is a crazy plan,
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    but it could work!
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    Welcome!
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    One Special Set. Enjoy your meal!
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    Now!
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    Yes! We did it!
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    Are you okay... What?
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    Yikes!
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    What? Hey, wait!
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    It worked! We made it to school!
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    Now, it's time to cut it!
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    Run!
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    Yes, we made it!
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    Yes! Now I'm finally free!