E18 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eighteen

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    BOXING SHOWDOWN!
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    BOXING ZOMBIE
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    Go ahead and finish him off, Boxer Zombie!
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    Got it.
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    Zo Zo Zombie,
    you do not want to fight this guy!
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    It's the Donut Belt!
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    You really think you can win that for us?
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    Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin!
    Boxer Zombie vs. Zo Zo Zombie!
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    You really think you can beat me?
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    You just made a huge mistake!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Finish him off, Boxer Zombie!
[01:35] ---
    Hello? Is this 119?
[01:37] ---
    We need an ambulance over here.
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    And next...
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    How about we play a little frisbee?
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    Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie.
    He's just too strong for you.
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    Winner, Boxer Zombie!
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    Who's next? Any other challengers?
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    SAND ZOMBIE
    MAD ABOUT BEING SPAT ON
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    It's the champion, Boxer Zombie,
    versus Sand Zombie!
[02:14] ---
    How about we just call it...
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    your win?
[02:21] ---
    True power is born!
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    What do we have here?
    Zo Zo Zombie is up for another challenge!
[02:30] ---
    You really want that Donut Belt,
    don't you?
[02:34] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie vs. Sand Zombie!
[02:39] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie's powering up?
[02:48] ---
    Look at you, you cute little baby!
[02:51] ---
    Why are you a baby?
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    Up high!
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    You're a good boy, aren't you?
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    You're very drippy though
    and that's bad...
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    Zo Zo Zombie wins!
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    You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    But you're not going to
    stay this way, are you?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    I GOT LOST IN A MYSTERIOUS WORLD!
[04:00] ---
    ISAM ZOMBIE?
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    Oh, hey, Zo Zo Zombie. What are you...
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    Good morning!
[04:13] ---
    Again?
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    Isam Zombie, you're always
    getting messed up.
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    Hey, there, fellas!
[04:25] ---
    Beautiful day for scraping up body parts
    and organs off the road, isn't it?
[04:30] ---
    Man, I love this job!
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    Hey, stop! Leave those alone!
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    Hey, I'm just doing my job trying
    to keep the streets spleen-free!
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    Geez!
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    Not like this!
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    Not this either.
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    That's better.
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    You want to get back
    to your world, don't you?
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    Simply go back out through
    the same shining puddle you came in!
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    It's not around here.
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    Hi there, Zo Zo Zombie.
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    We were just heading to a party.
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    You guys want to tag along?
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    And then, Zo Zo Zombie, maybe you and I
    could hang out, just the two of us!
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    What do you say?
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    You've got to find that shining puddle,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[05:47] ---
    What's up with them?
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    The hole is closing!
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    -Bye-bye.
    -Bye-bye.
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    Zo Zo Zombie?
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    Where are your legs?
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    What are we supposed to do
    with these legs?
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    Beats me.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    LET'S SOLVE HIS PROBLEMS!
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    Zo Zo Zombie! Hakonosuke's come over!
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    I'm a factory box robot,
    and I'm here to help!
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    Hakonosuke's not only cute
    but super convenient as well!
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    How about a nice hot cup of tea,
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[06:54] ---
    Well, that's...
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    Maybe we should play outside!
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    There you go. Cool, right?
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    Can you go faster, Hakonosuke?
[07:07] ---
    I'll be more than happy to!
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    Let's go!
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    Come on, faster! Faster!
[07:13] ---
    Faster!
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    Wait a sec! Hakonosuke,
    stop or you'll knock our blocks off!
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    I need some yarn...
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    Cool! There's nothing you can't do,
    is there, Hakonosuke?
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    Oh, well...
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    And now, how about some lunch?
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    Donuts! Let's eat!
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    Watching us eat
    is making Hakonosuke feel left out.
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    Hakonosuke is a robot after all.
[08:21] ---
    You're giving me a heart?
[08:31] ---
    He turned into a zombie?
[08:36] ---
    Thanks!
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    Yummy! This is great! Do you have more?
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    The donut shop is that way, but--
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    Donut shop!
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    Hakonosuke, stop doing that!
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    I won't let you get in my way!
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    I did something bad.
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    Goodbye.
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    Hakonosuke!
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    Reboot complete.
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    I'm a factory box robot,
    and I'm here to help!
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    Have some tea.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    MISTAKEN FOR A THIEF!
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    Hey, you're in luck, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    With that, we can eat donuts!
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    -There he is!
    -Get him!
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    That must belong to those people...
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    Drop it, we've got to run!
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    I guess it's not about the money!
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    Stop!
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    Give it back to us!
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    What are you chasing us for?
[10:15] ---
    -Give it back!
    -Give it back!
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    Stop chasing us already!
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    We left the money where it was back there!
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    What did you do, Zo Zo Zombie?
[10:42] ---
    This just in!
[10:44] ---
    People all over town are mad
    at a certain pie thief!
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    He has taken all the cherry pies
    across town!
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    Deprived of their pies, a crazed mob
    has formed and is on the loose!
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    If you see the perpetrator,
    please exercise caution.
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    He may steal your pies too.
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    That thief looks just like you,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    What is it, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    You know where the perpetrator is?
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    -There he is!
    -Get him!
[11:15] ---
    Let's hurry up to where he's at
    before we get caught!
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    Is the perpetrator hiding here?
[11:28] ---
    Found you, you pie robber!
[11:29] ---
    Indeed, I'm the one
    who stole all those pies!
[11:33] ---
    I know that voice! You're Zool!
[11:35] ---
    But why did you put on
    a Zo Zo Zombie disguise?
[11:39] ---
    That's right!
[11:40] ---
    Your fleshy friend was doing his laundry
    so I stole one of his skin suits!
[11:43] ---
    Thanks to you, everyone in town
    thinks the pie thief is Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:48] ---
    Just as planned.
[11:50] ---
    Capture Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:51] ---
    Give us back our pies!
[11:53] ---
    Give our pies back!
[11:56] ---
    A Zo Zo Zombie impostor
    was the one who stole your pies!
[12:00] ---
    Which one's the fake?
    How do we know who's who?
[12:03] ---
    I know just the way to do it!
[12:05] ---
    Let's have a pie speed-eating contest,
    and whoever wins is the real one!
[12:17] ---
    Ready, go!
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    This glaze is making me snotty!
[12:29] ---
    But I love pie so much,
    I can't stop eating it!
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    Here's the proof!
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    He is the impostor and your pie thief!
[12:35] ---
    Yikes!
[12:36] ---
    -There he goes!
    -Get him!
[12:46] ---
    Eating all these pies is going to be
    a lot of trouble.