E16 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Sixteen

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    I HATE HALLOWEEN!
    PART 1
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    Why are you so afraid
    of trick-or-treaters, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    You're a real zombie, for crying out loud!
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    These are all just kids dressed up
    in silly costumes.
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    Trick or treating is just for fun!
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    Trick or treat!
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    Sorry about that.
    He's afraid of you for some weird reason!
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    Hi! Could you guys tell me
    how to get to the next block?
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    Really, dude? She's a princess!
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    You're taking this
    way too seriously, Zo Zo Zombie.
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    Could you please take all this candy?
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    The kids are on such a sugar high,
    I'm about to lose my mind!
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    Hey, she's only trying
    to give us candy, man!
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    AN ENVIRONMENT
    WHERE ZO ZO ZOMBIE CAN RELAX
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    Leave this house at once,
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    or else!
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    Oh, sorry, Zo Zo Zombie.
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    I was just drinking some tea.
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    But seriously,
    you can't stay in this house.
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    Halloween scares me so much.
    I just stay here the whole time.
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    I haven't even changed clothes in 17 days!
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    My undies are starting to get loose.
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    Do you want to see my underwear?
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    Trick or treat!
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    They must have seen you come here
    and followed you!
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    No one's home, I guess.
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    Are they gone yet?
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    What a relief!
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    Hey, I have some tea. Do you want
    to have some before heading back home?
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    Trick or treat!
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    Who are you?
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    Do you know him?
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    Have you forgotten about me?
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    It's Zombie Hunter Joe!
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    Do you really don't know him?
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    Darn zombies, today's the day you...
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    Today's the day you...
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    Today's the...
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    Hey, could you guys
    just come here instead?
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    Maybe if you tried to come in sideways...
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    Oh, that's right!
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    There we go.
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    You fools!
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    Today's the day you and your friend
    get exterminated, zombie!
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    Is this guy really going to do us in?
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    Well, there's only one thing
    we can do, Zo Zo Zombie.
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    Run for your life!
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    Today is the day that you guys die,
    zombie scum.
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    And since you're already dead,
    you'll just have to die one more time!
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    TO BE CONTINUED!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    HOMEWORK'S MY FAVORITE!
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    Man, I was up all night finishing
    this stupid math homework.
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    Who knew that math could be such a bore?
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    Right, I did. I knew that.
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    What?
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    What are you sniffing at?
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    Hey, hang on!
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    That's my lunch box!
    No touching, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Cut it out, Zo Zo Zombie, I told you!
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    Mere donuts are not enough for me!
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    BACKPACK ZOMBIE
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    I want to eat that homework of yours!
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    No! That homework took me all night to do!
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    More. I want more!
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    Ba-ba-back, back, backpack!
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    We've got to stop him, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    We can't let him eat everyone's homework!
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    Forget about the donuts!
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    Delicious! I want more!
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    Homework is delicious! Give me more...
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    What the heck? I need reinforcements!
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    What do we do, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    SPARE HANDS
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    Backpack Zombies! Feast your eyes on this!
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    Get him!
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    SUCKING ORGAN
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    Darn it! He can't suck up
    all of us! Get him!
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    Where are you going, you cowards?
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    Wait a second!
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    Take it!
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    I'm out of here!
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    Now I have to buy a new backpack!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    WRITING A DIARY IS EXCITING!
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    ZOBINA
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    Time for special delivery to Zobina!
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    PRINTING FACTORY
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    SWIMMING ORGAN
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    ZOBINA'S HOUSE
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    Watch out!
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    Do your best!
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    You'll never be able to catch up with me.
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    You're a dimwit, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    And I was just like, "Whatever..."
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    And she said, like, totally not whatever!
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    It looks like we have a winner!
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    And I told her, "If that's what you think,
    then get lost!"
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    Hold on, there's somebody at the door.
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    Bye, Mr. Loser.
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    What the... What is this doing here?
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    Oh, my!
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    These drawings are the nicest thing
    anyone's ever done for me!
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    Did you bring me this?
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    Thank you!
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    I love having books, reading books,
    and drawing on pages.
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    And probably more than anything else...
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    I really love eating them!
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    Thanks for the food!
    But next time you come, bring pizza okay?
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    I'm looking forward to it.
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    Hello?
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    No, nothing. What's happening?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    MY BRAIN RAN AWAY!
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    Zo Zo Zombie? Are you okay?
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    No more gross than usual.
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    What?
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    Here's the problem, man.
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    Your brain isn't even in here!
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    It looks like it left a note.
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    "I've gone out to look for a better body."
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    We've got to get your brain back!
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    So in the meantime,
    while we're looking for your brain,
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    let's put this instead!
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    This ought to do it!
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    All right! It works perfectly!
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    Yummy!
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    Hey!
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    Oh, hi, Zo Zo Zombie!
    We're so glad to see you!
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    Stop joking! We're leaving you
    to find another body!
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    We won't come back, no matter what you do!
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    We love toast!
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    Let's stay here with him after all.
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    No way! Let's go!
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    We're leaving to find a body
    that knows how to have some fun!
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    A body that's not afraid
    to live dangerously!
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    Prove it! Let's see you do
    something risky!
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    That's so lame!
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    You have to do something that
    I deem worthy!
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    All right!
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    See if you can make it to the other side
    of the highway in one piece!
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    Oh, yes, that's the way!
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    Now maybe we can try
    something more low-key.
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    Like knitting for example?
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    Now for something a little more exciting!
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    Yes! This is the best!
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    Watch out, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    He's falling!
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    I can't hold on!
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    Hang on! All three of us will be
    together forever!
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    I'm trying!
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    A FEW DAYS LATER
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    Being safe all the time's kind of boring.
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    I almost miss Mr. Left Brain.
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    I'm back from my world trip!
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    Yes!
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    You're back!
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    Let's do fun stuff again!