E6 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Six

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    A DODGEBALL SHOWDOWN
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    So I said to him,
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    "What's wrong with a pizza bathing suit?"
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    Hey, what's the matter?
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    Why are you guys out here
    when it's dodgeball time?
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    About that...
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    A Snot Zombie just appeared
    and bullied everyone.
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    So who's my next opponent?
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    Who's got two thumbs and a dodgeball?
    Not you and not you!
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    It's me, Zool!
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    Well, what do you know?
    If it isn't Dumb Kid and Dumber Zombie?
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    It's Isam and Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Whatever.
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    Stop bullying these little kids!
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    If not them,
    then who am I supposed to bully?
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    We'll be your opponents!
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    Team Zo Zo Zombie vs Team Snot!
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    Let the games begin!
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    Zo Zo Zombie, the ball!
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    This isn't the ball! It's snot!
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    Do you guys have another ball?
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    I didn't think so.
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    Well then, let's go!
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    I don't want to get sick!
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    I don't blame him.
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    I'm out of here!
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    You caught it!
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    The snot, I mean.
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    How's that for a catch?
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    You can't just make a ball
    out of your own snot. That's unfair!
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    I don't see anything about that
    in the rule book.
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    That's not a rule book!
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    It's a comic book! I have that one!
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    That one's really interesting!
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    Shut up!
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    All right, you caught it!
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    With this, you're out!
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    -Which one of us is out?
    -Which one of us is out?
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    Yuck!
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    -Now you're out, pal! I'm the best!
    -Now you're out, pal! I'm the best!
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    That knocks out both of you!
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    -Which of us, you losers?
    -Which of us, you losers?
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    Get them, Mini Zo Zo Zombies!
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    Go, Zo Zo Zombie! You can do it!
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    1 HOUR LATER
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    What has 20,000 fingers and
    is getting washed down the gutter?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    GOING OUT TO BUY COLD MEDICINE!
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    I offer to thee
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    a great sacrifice!
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    With this, I shall open a portal
    to the Realm of Darkness.
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    You can't perform dark rituals
    inside the shop premises.
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    How many times do I need to tell you,
    Black Zombie?
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    As punishment, you get to stay late
    and close up the pharmacy!
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    Keith, you're free to go home now.
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    Sorry!
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    I must have my sacrifice! I must open
    a portal to the Realm of Darkness!
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    That hurts!
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    Zo Zo Zombie.
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    Make sure you get the cold medicine
    in an orange box.
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    The green one tastes
    like a wet dog's butt.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    HATES WET BUTTS
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    Someone I can sacrifice!
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    First, I shall befuddle his mind!
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    Dark Flame!
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    BONE!
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    Why, you!
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    But let's see you escape the cursed
    Aisle Of Old People's Medical Stuff!
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    My precious sacrifice.
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    Taste the vengeance of my dark crutches!
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    I will surely sacrifice you!
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    Will that be all?
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    Do you have a membership card with us?
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    Do you have any coupons today?
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    Do you need a bag?
    Care to fill out a short survey?
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    Then perhaps you'd like
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    to fight a golem made of sugar-free gum?
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    I offer to thee
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    a great sacrifice!
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    Oh, good, you're awake.
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    You can watch me open the portal
    to the Realm of Darkness!
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    I offer to thee a great sacrifice...
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    Wait, I forget what's next...
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    Oh, great dark one...
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    Hear my call?
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    Oh, that's right!
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    Pam Po Pe Pi!
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    What is this?
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    The dimension of wet dog butts?
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    Zo Zo Zombie, where's that cold medicine?
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    Here, just take it.
    Please make sure to read
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    the instructions inside.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    TAKING MOCHI FOR A STROLL!
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    There you go!
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    Listen! Don't you know this park
    has a strictly-enforced leash law?
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    See that?
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    Hey! Where's your leash?
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    Darn it!
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    Watch it!
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    Hold it!
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    SUCKY ORGAN
    VACUUM CLEANER-LIKE GUTS
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    Where's your leash?
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    Move it!
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    Where's your leash?
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    That's not a proper leash!
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    I ought to have you two hauled away!
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    Hey!
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    This guy
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    is freaking adorable!
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    Let's forget about that old leash law
    and go get some ice cream!
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    Yahoo!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    A ZOMBIE WHO SUCKS AT CLEANING!
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    So I said to him...
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    "Why can't a spider-monkey perform
    brain surgery on a math teacher?"
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    You know?
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    When was the last time
    you cleaned up here?
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    Your place looks like a garbage dump.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    A ZOMBIE WHO CAN'T TIDY UP
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    And you've got that
    fancy-pants party here tonight!
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    Those are some fancy pants
    you're wearing, Handsome!
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    What are you ordering?
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    Oh, I get it! You ordered something
    from Zombazon.com to help us!
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    It moved!
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    Wow, I didn't think
    such a tiny vacuum robot
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    could clean a room as dirty as this.
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    This place will be clean in no time!
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    Is that normal?
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    This is bad!
    You ordered a zombie vacuum robot!
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    A zombie... We can't do anything
    about it, I guess.
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    Hey, it's okay. It's just that
    it's not a cool zombie like you!
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    Anyway, I'll call tech support
    and find out what to do.
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    In the meantime,
    you go ahead and turn it off.
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    Press 1 for monster lawnmowers.
    Press 2 for were-mops.
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    Hi, yes, we have a zombie vacuum robot
    that's eating everything here.
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    Oh, you need the model number?
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    Yes, that's right.
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    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    They say it'll keep on eating
    until its hunger is satisfied.
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    What does it need to eat to be satisfied?
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    WASABI
    IT'S HOT!
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    Are you sure about that?
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    Okay, thanks.
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    They said it won't stop until
    it has satisfied its craving for brains.
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    Maybe it only likes
    a certain flavor of brains.
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    Do you have anything else there?
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    Hamburger brains?
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    Ice cream cone brains?
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    Bacon brains?
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    Sushi brains?
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    Fried chicken brains?
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    No way, tofu brains?
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    I guess we got
    a vegetarian zombie vacuum robot!
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    -Hi!
    -We're here!
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    Welcome.
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    I love what you've done with the place.