E13 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Thirteen

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
[00:08] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[00:12] ---
    ROOKIE ZOMBIE APPEARS!
[00:18] ---
    This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
    Why did we come this way, Zo Zo Zombie?
[00:36] ---
    Hey, how's it going?
[00:38] ---
    Not that I really care.
[00:41] ---
    Hey, wait, don't tell me
    I'm a zombie or whatever now?
[00:45] ---
    Wow.
[00:46] ---
    Cool! You're like a freshly-made zombie?
[00:49] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, since you're an expert,
    you could show him the ropes!
[00:53] ---
    That would be awesome if you taught me!
[00:55] ---
    Not that I really care.
[01:02] ---
    He says there are no such zombies.
[01:12] ---
    Okay, geez. Man, I got it!
[01:17] ---
    Now, Zo Zo Zombie's showing you
[01:18] ---
    all the awesome things
    you can do with your organs.
[01:22] ---
    Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.
[01:27] ---
    Okay, I'll pay attention or whatever.
[01:31] ---
    And now, Zo Zo Zombie'll show you some
    cool things you can turn yourself into!
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    A dog.
[01:39] ---
    A snake.
[01:41] ---
    A chili pepper.
[01:43] ---
    A drone.
[01:46] ---
    A bike!
[01:47] ---
    Hey, all right...
[02:01] ---
    Hey, my pizza's here!
[02:09] ---
    I'm pretty sure I said no black olives.
[02:14] ---
    Okay, you're putting out bad vibes!
    You've got to chill out!
[02:18] ---
    Now give me back my stuff!
[02:24] ---
    It appears the student has become
    the master now, doesn't it?
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    ZOMBIE ORGANS
    SLICE AND DICE SNAIL
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    Chill out, will you?
    I was just joking around!
[02:36] ---
    We're still friends, aren't we?
[02:44] ---
    Hey, what the heck?
[02:56] ---
    Hey, don't bury me!
[03:03] ---
    Well, that's perfect!
[03:06] ---
    So no more shortcuts
    through the graveyard, okay?
[03:10] ---
    Actually, this isn't so bad.
[03:14] ---
    Barbecue flavor, seriously?
[03:15] ---
    Hey, brother!
[03:17] ---
    Don't you have some salt and vinegar
    flavored chips?
[03:19] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    GET THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME!
[03:25] ---
    My new game is here, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:27] ---
    I can't believe it finally came!
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    Desert Horse is the hardest game
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    to find in the whole world,
    and I have it right here!
[03:42] ---
    Amazing! This game is so cool!
[03:50] ---
    Power up!
[03:51] ---
    Oh, yes! This game is the best!
[03:58] ---
    Power down!
[04:01] ---
    Level one, game over.
[04:05] ---
    It's okay.
    You'll get the hang of it in no time!
[04:11] ---
    Level one, game over.
[04:15] ---
    Don't worry, next time for sure!
[04:22] ---
    Level one, game over.
[04:26] ---
    Maybe you ought to take a break
    and play some soccer, Zo Zo Zombie.
[04:32] ---
    I've had enough of you pushing my buttons!
[04:35] ---
    Bye-bye!
[04:38] ---
    That's the last copy
    of Desert Horse in the city!
[04:41] ---
    We can't let him get away, Zo Zo Zombie!
[04:46] ---
    Why didn't you tell me we were up
    on the second floor?
[04:50] ---
    See you, clowns!
[04:51] ---
    No, you can't go!
[04:55] ---
    Hey, game console, where did you go?
[05:34] ---
    Good luck trying to catch me, pal!
    You suck at games!
[05:41] ---
    Too bad!
[06:05] ---
    You again, loser?
    Give it up, you'll never be any good at...
[06:13] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, you did it!
[06:16] ---
    No!
[06:26] ---
    What's that? You'd rather play soccer?
[06:30] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[06:34] ---
    MY RIGID AND SQUARISH RIVAL!
[06:36] ---
    No, it's not like that...
[06:40] ---
    No way! I can't believe it!
[06:44] ---
    They're so cute!
[06:47] ---
    You kittens are coming home with me!
[07:05] ---
    What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
[07:08] ---
    What? The box is alive?
[07:10] ---
    It's just a box.
[07:12] ---
    Boxes can't be alive.
[07:19] ---
    I am Hakonosuke.
[07:19] ---
    HAKONOSUKE
[07:20] ---
    BOX-TYPE ROBOT
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    Where am I?
[07:24] ---
    Oh, it's really alive!
[07:26] ---
    Hang on, is it a robot?
[07:32] ---
    What's with the robot dance?
[07:34] ---
    That's not a dance! I'll show you a dance!
[07:39] ---
    So cute!
[07:44] ---
    Its insides are disgusting!
[07:49] ---
    Don't remove your skin!
[07:50] ---
    You think you can compete with me?
[07:53] ---
    If that's the case, can you do this?
[07:57] ---
    How's this?
[08:02] ---
    INTESTINES!
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    Very well, time to get serious!
[08:09] ---
    It's...
[08:10] ---
    transforming into a powerful robot!
[08:17] ---
    Why the heck does it have a human body?
[08:20] ---
    But then, he sure looks pretty strong.
[08:28] ---
    Using donuts as a peace offering!
[08:30] ---
    It's okay!
[08:32] ---
    At least, you now understand
    that I'm the perfect robot.
[08:40] ---
    Hakonosuke!
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    I think he's broken! What should we do?
[08:50] ---
    Professor Honeori!
[08:51] ---
    Please help us fix this robot!
[08:53] ---
    It broke after eating some donuts.
[08:57] ---
    Hakonosuke isn't designed to eat donuts.
[09:00] ---
    What? You actually know Hakonosuke?
[09:03] ---
    That's right!
[09:05] ---
    I was the one who made him.
[09:09] ---
    I mistook him for recyclable garbage
    and accidentally threw him out.
[09:12] ---
    What?
[09:18] ---
    I am Hakonosuke.
[09:19] ---
    All right, he's back again!
[09:22] ---
    Have we met?
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    What? You don't remember us?
[09:27] ---
    He doesn't remember
    any of that stuff from before.
[09:32] ---
    Your powers are nothing compared to mine!
[09:37] ---
    Here we go again,
    and neither one of them can dance...
[09:40] ---
    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[09:44] ---
    KITE FLYING IS FUN!
[09:46] ---
    You were right, Zo Zo Zombie.
[09:47] ---
    This field does look like
    a sweet place to fly a kite.
[09:53] ---
    Hold up.
[09:54] ---
    Where's our kite?
[09:56] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie.
[10:09] ---
    Not bad!
[10:12] ---
    All right, now all you've got to do
    is launch it into the wind.
[10:17] ---
    Now!
[10:20] ---
    Your timing's a bit off.
[10:23] ---
    Let's try it again!
[10:25] ---
    Now!
[10:27] ---
    Now!
[10:29] ---
    Now!
[10:30] ---
    Now!
[10:33] ---
    The wind totally sucks today!
[10:39] ---
    What? I think yelling at it
    made the wind start?
[10:42] ---
    You really blow, wind!
[10:46] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[10:49] ---
    Now!
[10:53] ---
    It's up, Zo Zo Zombie!
[10:57] ---
    It's so great! Your kite is the best,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:05] ---
    What's this? The wind changed direction...
[11:09] ---
    I can't keep up with it!
    Where is it going?
[11:13] ---
    Help me!
[11:17] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[11:32] ---
    Take a deep breath.
[11:34] ---
    Relax.
[11:38] ---
    Hey! Zo Zo Zombie, you okay?
[11:46] ---
    Is this kite yours?
[11:52] ---
    Think of the wind as your friend!
[11:54] ---
    It blows away the bad
    and pulls in the good.
[11:59] ---
    Everything is released and becomes free,
    thanks to the wind.
[12:09] ---
    What's that?
[12:12] ---
    A "donut"?
[12:15] ---
    I've heard about these things.
[12:20] ---
    So tasty!
[12:21] ---
    Why is this the first time
    this stuff has graced my palate?
[12:25] ---
    It's freaking delicious!
[12:33] ---
    We shall meet again when the wind blows!
[12:41] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie!
[12:43] ---
    "Free as the wind"?
[12:44] ---
    What are you saying?
[12:46] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, wait for me!