# E13 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Thirteen
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65P537K6/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-thirteen)
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*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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ROOKIE ZOMBIE APPEARS!
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This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Why did we come this way, Zo Zo Zombie?
**[00:36] ---**
Hey, how's it going?
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Not that I really care.
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Hey, wait, don't tell me
I'm a zombie or whatever now?
**[00:45] ---**
Wow.
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Cool! You're like a freshly-made zombie?
**[00:49] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, since you're an expert,
you could show him the ropes!
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That would be awesome if you taught me!
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Not that I really care.
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He says there are no such zombies.
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Okay, geez. Man, I got it!
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Now, Zo Zo Zombie's showing you
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all the awesome things
you can do with your organs.
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Yes, I'd like to order a pizza.
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Okay, I'll pay attention or whatever.
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And now, Zo Zo Zombie'll show you some
cool things you can turn yourself into!
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A dog.
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A snake.
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A chili pepper.
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A drone.
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A bike!
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Hey, all right...
**[02:01] ---**
Hey, my pizza's here!
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I'm pretty sure I said no black olives.
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Okay, you're putting out bad vibes!
You've got to chill out!
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Now give me back my stuff!
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It appears the student has become
the master now, doesn't it?
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ZOMBIE ORGANS
SLICE AND DICE SNAIL
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Chill out, will you?
I was just joking around!
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We're still friends, aren't we?
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Hey, what the heck?
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Hey, don't bury me!
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Well, that's perfect!
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So no more shortcuts
through the graveyard, okay?
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Actually, this isn't so bad.
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Barbecue flavor, seriously?
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Hey, brother!
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Don't you have some salt and vinegar
flavored chips?
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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GET THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME!
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*My new game is here, Zo Zo Zombie!*
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I can't believe it finally came!
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*Desert Horse* is the hardest game
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to find in the whole world,
and I have it right here!
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Amazing! This game is so cool!
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*Power up!*
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Oh, yes! This game is the best!
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*Power down!*
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*Level one, game over.*
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It's okay.
You'll get the hang of it in no time!
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*Level one, game over.*
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Don't worry, next time for sure!
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*Level one, game over.*
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Maybe you ought to take a break
and play some soccer, Zo Zo Zombie.
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I've had enough of you pushing my buttons!
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Bye-bye!
**[04:38] ---**
That's the last copy
of *Desert Horse* in the city!
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We can't let him get away, Zo Zo Zombie!
**[04:46] ---**
Why didn't you tell me we were up
on the second floor?
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See you, clowns!
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No, you can't go!
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Hey, game console, where did you go?
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Good luck trying to catch me, pal!
You suck at games!
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Too bad!
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You again, loser?
Give it up, you'll never be any good at...
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Zo Zo Zombie, you did it!
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No!
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What's that? You'd rather play soccer?
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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MY RIGID AND SQUARISH RIVAL!
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No, it's not like that...
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No way! I can't believe it!
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They're so cute!
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You kittens are coming home with me!
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What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
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What? The box is alive?
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It's just a box.
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Boxes can't be alive.
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I am Hakonosuke.
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HAKONOSUKE
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BOX-TYPE ROBOT
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Where am I?
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Oh, it's really alive!
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Hang on, is it a robot?
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What's with the robot dance?
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That's not a dance! I'll show you a dance!
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So cute!
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Its insides are disgusting!
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Don't remove your skin!
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You think you can compete with me?
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If that's the case, can you do this?
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How's this?
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INTESTINES!
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Very well, time to get serious!
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It's...
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transforming into a powerful robot!
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Why the heck does it have a human body?
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But then, he sure looks pretty strong.
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Using donuts as a peace offering!
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It's okay!
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At least, you now understand
that I'm the perfect robot.
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Hakonosuke!
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I think he's broken! What should we do?
**[08:50] ---**
*Professor Honeori!*
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Please help us fix this robot!
**[08:53] ---**
It broke after eating some donuts.
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Hakonosuke isn't designed to eat donuts.
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What? You actually know Hakonosuke?
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That's right!
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I was the one who made him.
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I mistook him for recyclable garbage
and accidentally threw him out.
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What?
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I am Hakonosuke.
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All right, he's back again!
**[09:22] ---**
Have we met?
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What? You don't remember us?
**[09:27] ---**
He doesn't remember
any of that stuff from before.
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Your powers are nothing compared to mine!
**[09:37] ---**
Here we go again,
and neither one of them can dance...
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
**[09:44] ---**
KITE FLYING IS FUN!
**[09:46] ---**
You were right, Zo Zo Zombie.
**[09:47] ---**
This field does look like
a sweet place to fly a kite.
**[09:53] ---**
Hold up.
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Where's our kite?
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Zo Zo Zombie.
**[10:09] ---**
Not bad!
**[10:12] ---**
All right, now all you've got to do
is launch it into the wind.
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Now!
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Your timing's a bit off.
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Let's try it again!
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Now!
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Now!
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Now!
**[10:30] ---**
Now!
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The wind totally sucks today!
**[10:39] ---**
What? I think yelling at it
made the wind start?
**[10:42] ---**
You really blow, wind!
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Zo Zo Zombie!
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Now!
**[10:53] ---**
It's up, Zo Zo Zombie!
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It's so great! Your kite is the best,
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:05] ---**
What's this? The wind changed direction...
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I can't keep up with it!
Where is it going?
**[11:13] ---**
Help me!
**[11:17] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie!
**[11:32] ---**
Take a deep breath.
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Relax.
**[11:38] ---**
Hey! Zo Zo Zombie, you okay?
**[11:46] ---**
Is this kite yours?
**[11:52] ---**
Think of the wind as your friend!
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It blows away the bad
and pulls in the good.
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Everything is released and becomes free,
thanks to the wind.
**[12:09] ---**
What's that?
**[12:12] ---**
A "donut"?
**[12:15] ---**
I've heard about these things.
**[12:20] ---**
So tasty!
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Why is this the first time
this stuff has graced my palate?
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It's freaking delicious!
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We shall meet again when the wind blows!
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Zo Zo Zombie!
**[12:43] ---**
"Free as the wind"?
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What are you saying?
**[12:46] ---**
Zo Zo Zombie, wait for me!