E8 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eight

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    IT'S RAINING DONUTS!
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    Will you marry me?
[00:17] ---
    Yes.
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    Yahoo!
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    Oh, happy days
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    Isn't it just a beautiful day?
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    No, yellow light does not mean
    you speed up.
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    Who threw the donut?
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    A state of emergency has been declared
    because donuts are falling from the sky
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    onto people all over the city!
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    I don't see the problem.
[00:45] ---
    Now I see what the problem is.
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    Hey, these are from Bazooka Donuts!
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    That's the shop's mascot, Bazooka Zombie!
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    Hey, Zooka! Are you all right?
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    Let's get closer and ask what's up!
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    Hey, Zooka. It's Isam and Zo Zo Zombie!
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    We're friends, right? There's no reason
    to freak out and blast us, okay?
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    Now, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    All right!
[01:49] ---
    All right!
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    Now we can take a look at
    what's going on in Zooka's mind!
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    You've had too many donuts
    so it's time to drink your coffee!
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    It's the only way you can ever
    wash them down!
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    Drink up!
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    But Zooka always hated coffee!
    Why is this happening?
[02:16] ---
    That hurts!
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    Zo Zo Zombie, come on and do something!
[02:39] ---
    I am the Milk Angel,
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    and I've come to tell you
    that you don't need coffee!
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    My milk will easily wash down your donuts!
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    I...
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    I think it worked, Zo Zo Zombie!
[03:00] ---
    Oh, thank you, you two.
    I love donuts but...
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    I hate coffee,
    and it was the only drink around.
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    But you showed me that...
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    Wait, was that...
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    Was that milk I just drank
    from your skull?
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
[03:24] ---
    BATTLING INSIDE MY HEAD!
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    Hey, check it out, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    After today, we'll be hitting 50
    of the 90 donut shops in town!
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    Zool? What are you doing here?
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    I'm ending you two for good.
[03:46] ---
    What was that?
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    Welcome!
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    How would you each like
    to receive a barrel of donut glaze
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    along with your order today?
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    Yes, please!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Zo Zo Zombie?
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    Hey, you! How did you get in?
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    Hey! Wait!
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    Get out of our head.
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    You're never getting
    this body back from us!
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    Say that again?
[04:51] ---
    Okay.
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    Why would I do such a thing, you ask?
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    I love donut glaze too!
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    But just my luck,
    I have a terrible allergy to the stuff!
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    In fact, it gives me the snot runs!
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    So if I can never have glazed donuts ever,
    then neither can you!
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    Don't worry!
    He's just got itchy-pants syndrome!
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    Sorry, you guys! I guess he just had
    too much sugar or something.
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    Come on, Zo Zo Zombie, fight it!
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    There's a whole barrel of donut glaze
    in it for you if you win,
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    so just hang in there!
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    What is he up to?
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    The glaze! It's everywhere!
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    Are you feeling any better now,
    Zo Zo Zombie?
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    I'm melting...
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    CATCHING A BIG ONE!
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    Nothing like a relaxing day at the lake,
    right, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    Right, I don't care if
    we don't catch anything either.
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    It's all about peace and quiet out here.
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    SWIMMING ORGANS
    ENABLES MOVEMENT IN WATER
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    There will be more fish
    out in the middle of the lake!
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    Hey, great spot, we'll catch plenty here!
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    THE GUARDIAN OF THE LAKE
    LOVES WATCHING TV
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    Hey, it looks like
    you got a bite, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    That's a big one!
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    Who dares to mess with my quiet time?
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    Zo Zo Zombie?
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    I hadn't planned on swimming today.
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    All I wanted was to have
    a little peace and quiet!
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    Zo Zo Zombie,
    did you drop your head in the lake?
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    Let's go and find it!
[08:34] ---
    What?
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    What's this? I can breathe?
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    I always watch wrestling,
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    but you can change the channel
    if you want to watch something else.
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    There! Kick his butt!
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    Give me my friend's head back!
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    Back off!
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    Why do you have to be so annoying?
    All I ever wanted to do was relax!
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    No way. That's the same thing we want!
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    This is what it's all about.
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    We're so chill.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    GO-KART RACING!
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    It's finally the big day, Zo Zo Zombie!
[09:52] ---
    We're finally going to try out
    the hyperfast gut-splitting go-karts!
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    Two tickets, please!
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    Do you have a license?
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    These karts are so blazingly fast,
    you need a driver's license to ride them.
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    So where are your licenses?
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    Zool?
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    Why did they let you in?
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    SNOT LICENSE
    (FAKE)
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    Have fun playing baby games
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    while I'm out on the track tearing it up
    with the grownups!
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    Hey, fellas! How are you doing?
[10:36] ---
    Up high! Down low! Too slow, got to go!
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    What did you bring him here for,
    Zo Zo Zombie?
[10:42] ---
    So you guys need a license, right?
    A license to do what? To party!
[10:47] ---
    Oh, I'm in for that! All-nighter, baby!
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    I don't remember him being this annoying.
[10:57] ---
    You used Mr. Tainai to get you in?
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    That's the worst.
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    The worst? More like the fastest, baby!
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    I'm not so sure about this...
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    Take this.
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    We'll catch that snot-bubble!
[11:27] ---
    Payback time!
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    Here's some extra snot, just for you!
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    Oh, baby.
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    What are we going to do?
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    You racing me?
    You're decades too early, dudes!
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    That stinks! Stop!
[12:08] ---
    Oh, my bad!
[12:21] ---
    I just swallowed someone else's farts.
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    We did it, Zo Zo Zombie! We won the race!
[12:31] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie, we won! Zool lost!
    We won, Zoo lost.
[12:39] ---
    We did it!
[12:40] ---
    Yes, we did it!
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    Now we can hang out together forever
    and be best friends, you guys!
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    Oh, man, we are going to
    party all the time and...
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    That stinks!