E15 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Fifteen

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE TIRE ZOMBIE FAMILY!
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    Good morning, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Don't tell me you're still sleeping?
    It's already noon.
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    Anyway, I came here today
    to ask you a favor.
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    Actually, my mom bought
    four new tires for her car.
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    The thing is, the old tires
    had already turned into zombies.
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    I thought since they're zombies like you,
    you might be able to look after them.
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    Please!
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    We're a good family!
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    That's great! Thank you so much,
    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Kids, no running around!
    You're going to disturb Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Well then, I've got to go
    look for a new job!
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    Sure, see you later!
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    How's that, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    Don't worry about a thing.
    They're all good and well.
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    Well, take care of them, okay?
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    Wait up!
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    -Rock, paper, scissors!
    -Rock, paper, scissors!
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    I'm home!
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    Dad's home!
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    -Welcome home!
    -Welcome home!
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    Hey, now, Zo Zo Zombie.
    You'll catch a cold if you sleep there.
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    Hey, you let my air out!
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    You kids are wearing me down!
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    Hey, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    There's someone here to see you.
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    Where are you?
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    Zo Zo Zombie?
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    He's not here.
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    -Good morning!
    -Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    This beverage is great
    when you're feeling tired!
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    I did you a favor and threw out
    all your nasty human food.
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    Tires don't eat that stuff.
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    Are you okay? You've been in here a while!
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    Does your tummy ache?
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    -Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
    -Let's play, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    What do you suppose is wrong
    with Zo Zo Zombie?
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    He's just lying there like a flat tire.
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    You've got to be more healthy, like us!
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    Getting plenty of exercise!
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    Drinking healthy drinks!
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    And drinking them healthily!
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    So from now on,
    let's make Zo Zo Zombie healthier!
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    Zo Zo Zombie?
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    What are you doing up here, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    Did you drink something unhealthy?
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    What are you doing, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    Wait a second, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Oh, dear.
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    -Where are we going?
    -Let go!
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    -Thank you, Zo Zo Zombie!
    -Thank you, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    You have given us a new purpose in life!
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    Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    MEETING THAT GUY AT THE RIVER!
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    This is going to be the best prank ever,
    right, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    I can't wait to see my uncle's face
    when you jump out at him!
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    The look on his face would be
    a sight to see!
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    Let me see your best fish impression.
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    That's perfect, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Here we go, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Hey, you! You're not a fish!
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    MERMAN
    LORD OF THE RIVER
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    That's the worst disguise I've ever seen!
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    You're a fraud!
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    But if you intend to stay, I'm leaving!
    There's no room down here for both of us!
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    Just the right time
    for a change of surroundings!
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    Good day to you, sir!
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    Just a little bit more.
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    I'm here!
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    This is a nice place indeed!
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    Zo Zo Zombie, what are you doing in there?
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    If you're here,
    then who just went in there?
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    I'm hungry.
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    I was once the lord of the river.
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    Now I am the lord of this residence!
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    We've got to get him out of here
    before my uncle gets home!
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    Shut up!
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    Do something, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Life out of the river is turning out
    to be really good.
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    He's still going?
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    Where's the guy who wants to be my friend?
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    Thanks, Jay!
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    You kids, what is the meaning of this?
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    Our prank's a success!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    A WONDERFUL PRESENT FOR THAT GIRL!
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    Are you using tuna-scented shampoo?
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    I want to go and eat that sometime!
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    Oh, it's Zobina.
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    Hey, this could be your chance!
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    Why don't you go talk to her?
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    Hey, wait!
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    You should give her something special
    to show her you care.
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    You know, something from deep inside you!
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    So then she said, "What do you mean?"
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    And I said,
    "If you don't know, then whatever!"
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    Sorry, it's just the waiter
    asking for my order.
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    I don't need anything.
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    So anyway, I was really mad...
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    Well? How did it work out?
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    Pretty, aren't they?
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    Give Zobina one of those!
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    BEAUTIFUL FLOWER ZOMBIES
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    Really? That's so annoying!
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    Zo Zo Zombie!
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    FAT ARMY
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    That's the whole thing, you know?
    I mean, really!
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    And then...
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    I think you better give up on
    getting her some flowers.
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    Can you guys just stop this nonsense?
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    Zo Zo Zombie, are you okay?
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    Unbelievable!
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    I'm allergic to flowers!
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    That just sucks!
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    Hey, waiter. Bring me a café au lait.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THE BIRTH OF A SUPERHERO!
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    Check out this "Superhero Classroom"
    they're advertising!
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    If you ask me, you should totally sign up
    for that, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    You'd be a great superhero!
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    Welcome to the Superhero Classroom!
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    If you take lessons here,
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    you'll be a hero
    who's even cooler than me!
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    But first,
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    you'll just have to sign this agreement.
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    Very well.
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    Every superhero must master
    the superhero strut, so follow me!
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    Your strut needs some work.
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    Next, we'll work on your flying.
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    Go ahead and jump!
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    Not so great at flying.
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    That was a great pose, Tania!
    Well done indeed!
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    A hero's pose is essential
    for effective super-heroing!
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    It tells ordinary people,
    "Stand back folks, I'm a hero!"
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    Your turn, Zo Zo Zombie.
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    Just a so-so hero pose.
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    Now I want you all to try and discover
    what your hidden superpower is!
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    Good one, Tania! We'll call your power,
    "The Fire-Flame Belch!"
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    How about you, Zo Zo Zombie?
    What power do you have?
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    Stop! That's enough, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    It really pains me to say this,
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    but you just don't have
    what it takes to become a superhero.
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    He's right, you're pathetic!
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    You!
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    Mr. Demon!
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    You're just a failure!
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    That's just disgusting!
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    -Go, Zo Zo Zombie!
    -You can do it!
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    Take that!
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    And that!
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    Take that!
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    Pay close attention now, everyone!
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    This is a classic archenemy battle!
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    Everything's going to be decided here!
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    FARTING BEANS
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    That's...
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    SECRET ORGAN TECHNIQUE!
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    No, stop!
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    Is that Zo Zo Zombie's
    secret killer technique?
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    BLADDER
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    Amazing!
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    You've defeated your arch-enemy,
    just like a true superhero!
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    You passed!
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    What the heck was that salty liquid?
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    Pee?