E12 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Twelve

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    A zombie is a resurrected corpse,
    an undead monster!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!
[00:21] ---
    SQUASHED BUG ZOMBIE
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    I see our subject is already awake.
    Hello, Zombie.
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    Prepare the subject for further study.
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    Oh, no!
[01:35] ---
    Hi, everybody!
    Let's party until tomorrow...
[01:39] ---
    Hey, wait--
[01:42] ---
    -I see.
    -I see.
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    Who was that?
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    Darn!
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    Enough studying!
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    Disintegrate him!
[01:51] ---
    Yes, sir!
[01:57] ---
    Good grief.
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    What?
[02:05] ---
    Oh, no! He's still alive
    even after being vaporized!
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    All hail the Zombie god!
[02:18] ---
    -Zombie god!
    -Zombie god!
[02:30] ---
    -What?
    -What?
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    -"It's...
    -"It's...
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    -time to...
    -time to...
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    -go home."
    -go home."
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    -"Takeoff"?
    -"Takeoff"?
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    Perfect, as usual.
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    I'm finally finished
    with the repairs, so...
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    My spaceship!
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    Who's responsible for this?
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    Hello!
[03:12] ---
    You again?
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    Darn it!
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    Stop, I'm actually an alien.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    THAT GUY FLYING IN THE SKY IS COOL!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
    LOVES PEREGRINE FALCONS
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    Falcon Joe! I finally found you!
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    That bird is Falcon Joe, and he's mine.
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    He goes with me
    on my zombie extermination activities.
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    Falcon Joe!
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    That's a zombie! Attack him!
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    What the heck?
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    BELLY BUTTON MACHINE GUN
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    There's no way you can escape
    with that level of technique!
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    Come here, Falcon Joe!
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    You're mine!
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    Up until now, I haven't seen just how
    extremely majestic of a creature he is.
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    He's a bit of a birdbrain though.
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    HOLLYWOOD FILM DEBUT!
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    Are you all right, Zo Zo Zombie?
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    MOCHI AND ISAM
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    Call the medics!
    We need a doctor over here!
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    Move people, let me through!
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    It's okay, I'm here.
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    I'll check his vital signs!
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    This zombie needs 200cc
    of tomato juice and stat!
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    Bring the tomato juice!
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    Is that...
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    My bat brigade.
    They're cheap but very hardworking!
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    Hey there, dead boy!
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    You, with the ugly mug.
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    I like how you slammed into that building!
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    The fact that you're still alive tells me
    that you can be a great stuntman!
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    Kid, I want you for stunts
    in my next big-time Hollywood movie!
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    A MOVIE STUNTMAN?
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    But I'm warning you...
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    You're going to get pretty messed up
    doing stuntwork!
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    Do you think you can handle it?
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    All right! I'll keep you alive
    every time you're about to die!
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    Fantastic work, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    Keep it up for just one more scene,
    and this movie is a surefire hit!
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    We're only going to get one chance
    at filming this scene,
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    so make it good, Zo Zo Zombie!
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    And action!
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    Hey, look! I'm a zombie just like you!
[09:34] ---
    Zo Zo Zombie! You just managed
    to ruin my entire movie!
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    You're fired!
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    ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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    TAKE CARE OF THE CUTE BABY!
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    What? You got my Fart Goblin?
[09:50] ---
    You cheater!
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    Quit it! Let go!
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    What is a baby zebra doing
    in a place like this?
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    That's a raccoon?
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    Aren't those animals dangerous?
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    Won't he eat the two of us?
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    There, now. You got scared?
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    It's okay now.
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    Man, you're cute!
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    You're better off with me!
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    Quit hogging him all to yourself!
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    He's mine!
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    Where did you go, Keith Jr.?
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    KEITH SR.
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    "Keith Jr." is what I named him.
    Get used to it.
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    Keith Jr. No!
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    Just stay where you are!
    I'll come rescue you!
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    Don't worry, Keith Jr. I'm here!
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    Get off me!
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    Papa.
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    Did you call us "Papa"?
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    Papa.
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    Man, he scared us.
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    All right, let's work together
    and save our kid!
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    Let's go!
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    We're finally here!
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    Now, be a good baby and stay still...
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    What the...
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    Hey...
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    Papa, here's our food.
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    Didn't I tell you
    those animals were dangerous?