# E18 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Eighteen

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ058X4Y/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-eighteen)<br>
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**[00:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*an undead monster!*<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ZO ZO ZOMBIE<br>**[00:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BOXING SHOWDOWN!<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;BOXING ZOMBIE<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go ahead and finish him off, Boxer Zombie!<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it.<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you do not want to fight this guy!<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the Donut Belt!<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really think you can win that for us?<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ladies and gentlemen, let's begin!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boxer Zombie vs. Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really think you can beat me?<br>**[01:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just made a huge mistake!<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finish him off, Boxer Zombie!<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello? Is this 119?<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We need an ambulance over here.<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And next...<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about we play a little frisbee?<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, Zo Zo Zombie.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's just too strong for you.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Winner, Boxer Zombie!<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's next? Any other challengers?<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SAND ZOMBIE<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MAD ABOUT BEING SPAT ON<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the champion, Boxer Zombie,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;versus Sand Zombie!<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about we just call it...<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your win?<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;True power is born!<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do we have here?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie is up for another challenge!<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really want that Donut Belt,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't you?<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie vs. Sand Zombie!<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie's powering up?<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at you, you cute little baby!<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you a baby?<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Up high!<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a good boy, aren't you?<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're very drippy though<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and that's bad...<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie wins!<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did it, Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you're not going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stay this way, are you?<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ZO ZO ZOMBIE<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I GOT LOST IN A MYSTERIOUS WORLD!<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ISAM ZOMBIE?<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, hey, Zo Zo Zombie. What are you...<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning!<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again?<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isam Zombie, you're always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting messed up.<br>**[04:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, there, fellas!<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beautiful day for scraping up body parts<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and organs off the road, isn't it?<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, I love this job!<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, stop! Leave those alone!<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I'm just doing my job trying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to keep the streets spleen-free!<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Geez!<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not like this!<br>**[04:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not this either.<br>**[05:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's better.<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to get back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to your world, don't you?<br>**[05:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Simply go back out through<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the same shining puddle you came in!<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not around here.<br>**[05:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi there, Zo Zo Zombie.<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were just heading to a party.<br>**[05:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys want to tag along?<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then, Zo Zo Zombie, maybe you and I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could hang out, just the two of us!<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you say?<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got to find that shining puddle,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's up with them?<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hole is closing!<br>**[06:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Bye-bye.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Bye-bye.<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie?<br>**[06:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where are your legs?<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are we supposed to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with these legs?<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beats me.<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ZO ZO ZOMBIE<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;LET'S SOLVE HIS PROBLEMS!<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie! Hakonosuke's come over!<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a factory box robot,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'm here to help!<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakonosuke's not only cute<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but super convenient as well!<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about a nice hot cup of tea,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie?<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that's...<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe we should play outside!<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There you go. Cool, right?<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you go faster, Hakonosuke?<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be more than happy to!<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go!<br>**[07:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, faster! Faster!<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Faster!<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait a sec! Hakonosuke,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stop or you'll knock our blocks off!<br>**[07:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need some yarn...<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cool! There's nothing you can't do,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is there, Hakonosuke?<br>**[07:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, well...<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now, how about some lunch?<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Donuts! Let's eat!<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watching us eat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is making Hakonosuke feel left out.<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakonosuke is a robot after all.<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're giving me a heart?<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He turned into a zombie?<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks!<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yummy! This is great! Do you have more?<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The donut shop is that way, but--<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Donut shop!<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakonosuke, stop doing that!<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you get in my way!<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did something bad.<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye.<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakonosuke!<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Reboot complete.<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a factory box robot,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'm here to help!<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have some tea.<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ZO ZO ZOMBIE<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MISTAKEN FOR A THIEF!<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you're in luck, Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With that, we can eat donuts!<br>**[09:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-There he is!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Get him!<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That must belong to those people...<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Drop it, we've got to run!<br>**[10:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it's not about the money!<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give it back to us!<br>**[10:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you chasing us for?<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Give it back!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Give it back!<br>**[10:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop chasing us already!<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We left the money where it was back there!<br>**[10:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you do, Zo Zo Zombie?<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This just in!*<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*People all over town are mad*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*at a certain pie thief!*<br>**[10:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He has taken all the cherry pies*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*across town!*<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Deprived of their pies, a crazed mob*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*has formed and is on the loose!*<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*If you see the perpetrator,*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*please exercise caution.*<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He may steal your pies too.*<br>**[11:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That thief looks just like you,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it, Zo Zo Zombie?<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know where the perpetrator is?<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-There he is!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Get him!<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's hurry up to where he's at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;before we get caught!<br>**[11:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is the perpetrator hiding here?<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Found you, you pie robber!<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed, I'm the one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who stole all those pies!<br>**[11:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know that voice! You're Zool!<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But why did you put on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a Zo Zo Zombie disguise?<br>**[11:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[11:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Your fleshy friend was doing his laundry*<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so I stole one of his skin suits!*<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks to you, everyone in town<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thinks the pie thief is Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[11:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just as planned.<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Capture Zo Zo Zombie!<br>**[11:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give us back our pies!<br>**[11:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give our pies back!<br>**[11:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Zo Zo Zombie impostor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was the one who stole your pies!<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which one's the fake?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do we know who's who?<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know just the way to do it!<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's have a pie speed-eating contest,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and whoever wins is the real one!<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ready, go!<br>**[12:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This glaze is making me snotty!<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I love pie so much,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't stop eating it!<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's the proof!<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He is the impostor and your pie thief!<br>**[12:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yikes!<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-There he goes!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;-Get him!<br>**[12:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eating all these pies is going to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a lot of trouble.<br>