# E9 - Zo Zo Zombie: Chapter Nine
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J058P4R/zo-zo-zombie-chapter-nine)
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*A zombie is a resurrected corpse,*
*an undead monster!*
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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ATTACKED BY A GIANT MONSTER!
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Yes!
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This baton I found is awesome!
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Oh, no! Everyone, stop! I totally forgot!
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Mom's having a book club meetup today
at the house!
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She could be home any minute now!
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What are we going to do?
Clean up, of course!
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Well, we did it!
Here's to never clean up again!
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Good job!
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Zo Zo Zombie, your stomach!
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What the heck is this?
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BATO
BECOMES GIGANTIC WHEN WET
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Bato?
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My mom's coming home soon
so please don't mess things up...
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Not Mom and Dad's room!
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Stop!
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What are we going to do, Zo Zo Zombie?
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE IS THINKING!
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Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
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Now what do we do, Zo Zo Zombie?
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HAIR DRYER ORGAN
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We're saved.
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Here we are, ladies! Come on in!
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Oh, my! Just look at this!
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We're dead meat! They're in the house!
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This is so nice!
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I love how you redecorated
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to match the theme of this week's book,
*The Zombie Apocalypse*!
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Yes, we really went for it...
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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SNOW SCULPTING IS FUN!
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Well, class,
for our final art project this year,
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I've decided to have each of you
create something unique...
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Your own snow sculpture!
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Zo Zo Zombie, aren't you that good
at snow sculpting?
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Don't worry, Zo Zo Zombie.
You can do this for sure.
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We'll continue tomorrow.
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Don't give up, Zo Zo Zombie!
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There has to be something
you can make a snow sculpture of!
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Here.
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Hi there, you two, what's up?
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I'm sure we can do it.
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Like this...
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Amazing, Zo Zo Zombie!
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He can pretend to be your snow sculpture,
and then you're golden!
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Oh, I ate it all...
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We're very sorry!
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This may be a bit dangerous.
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*Good morning, everyone!*
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Let's finish our projects
and do presentations today.
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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Oh, my!
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Did you guys make this?
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Yes!
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This is simply amazing work!
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This is bad!
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It's so lifelike!
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That was an amazing sculpture!
Ten out of ten!
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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PING PONG BATTLE!
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SPORTS CENTER
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Yes!
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
ISAM'S EXCLUSIVE CAMERAMAN
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Hey! Don't get in the way, Zo Zo Zombie!
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What's with this ball?
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Looks more like a gumball, am I right?
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BAT ZOMBIE
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Can't you see we're playing
table tennis? Beat it!
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Table tennis? You mean tennis for wimps?
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Hey.
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You were saying something
about tennis for wimps?
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Oh, no.
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Well, we're out of here.
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We're taking this with us, of course!
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What? You're getting the ball back?
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You really don't have to do that...
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Don't even bother, zombie boy!
You can't catch baseball players!
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PITCHING MACHINE ORGAN
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Is this all you can do?
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You can't stop me!
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Think again!
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Monday home run! This is baseball!
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Catch us if you can!
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That's cool!
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Hey, this way!
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GLUE!
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Here, let me help.
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It looks like I spun it too much.
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You're going to be down for a while.
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Later!
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What the...
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Okay, ping pong is...
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Hey, give me those back!
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Oh, I need that!
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Those are my pants!
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Please!
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It's just a regular ball!
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Baseball rules!
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Zo Zo Zombie!
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Thanks, buddy!
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But the game ended a long time ago.
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And we've got so many spare balls here.
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Besides, I'm already bored with it.
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It's like wimpy tennis,
and I'm more of a baseball kind of guy!
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ZO ZO ZOMBIE
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GETTING A HAIRCUT IS DANGEROUS!
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-A zombie that can shred on a skateboard?
-So cool!
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-You're so cool!
-You're so cool!
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-Amazing!
-Cool!
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Hey, you!
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You're going to kill somebody
skating around here like a darned lunatic!
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Lucky for you, though. As the new mayor,
my first order of business
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is building a brand new skate park!
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I'm supposed to go on TV and
announce the project later today, but...
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how can I do that
with my hair looking so awful?
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*You're kidding!*
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I've got an actual customer?
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A customer!
I haven't had a customer in ages!
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Are you sure this guy knows
what he's doing?
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Please take a seat, Mr. Mayor!
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Wait, where's the mirror?
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Why would we need a mirror?
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So what kind of hairstyle
are you feeling today?
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What the heck is this?
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If this guy gives me a bad haircut,
you can forget about your skate park!
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Okay then, nothing fancy,
something clean if that's how you want it.
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Very well then.
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All finished!
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How do I look?
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Is it that impressive?
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Man, I've got to see this for myself.
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Oh, so full-looking!
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Did you use mousse?
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I love it! This new hairdo is going to
put me and our new skate park on the map!
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The broadcast is starting soon,
Zo Zo Zombie, hurry!
**[11:49] ---**
Welcome, citizens!
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No one has ever looked at me
with such awe and admiration before!
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Thanks a lot, kid!
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I'm ready for my close-up.
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Yes, sir! You're on in three, two...
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*Welcome citizens!*
*And thank you for coming.*
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*It's my great honor today to announce*
*the start of a new project for the city!*
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We're going to build a brand new
skate park for the kids on this site!
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*Now when I cut the ribbon,*
*construction will begin!*
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Scissors, please!
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What's her deal?
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Hey, Zo Zo Zombie!
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What the heck is this?
**[12:44] ---**
Stop, Zo Zo Zombie!
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I'm suspending the construction
of your precious skate park!