E5 - The Devil and the Hero Save Sasazuka

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[00:09] ---
    My, my, if it isn't the great King Satan--
[00:12] ---
    --or should I call you Sadao Maou now?
[00:17] ---
    Hero Emilia, long time no see!
[00:20] ---
    Lucifer?!
[00:22] ---
    Emilia, we're on our way!
[00:25] ---
    Looks like we've got an emergency here.
[00:32] ---
    Did you really get Gate-sick?
[00:35] ---
    S-Sorry.
[00:39] ---
    Make it quick, please.
[00:53] ---
    Right here, this moment,
    this is our starting point
[00:57] ---
    Let's picture what we might be able to do
[01:03] ---
    Unbelievable things can happen sometimes
[01:07] ---
    More... we can push past this
[01:14] ---
    Everything is born from zero;
    I want to shine, flap my wings hard
[01:25] ---
    And fly to that sky
[01:28] ---
    Come on, let's go, with
    brilliant smiles on our faces!
[01:36] ---
    Let's fly off to an unknown world right now
[01:42] ---
    I decide, I'm the one who chooses my future
[01:46] ---
    Let's follow our dreams
[01:49] ---
    Sure, some days we'll cry
[01:50] ---
    It's a precious wish, don't disappear
[01:56] ---
    I'm going after the future you,
    because I know I'll find you
[02:12] ---
    How? I remember running my
    sacred sword through your chest!
[02:28] ---
    A good question. How am I here?
[02:32] ---
    Is it thanks to the new friend hiding over there?
[02:36] ---
    One of the six high priests of
    the Church. Show yourself, already...
[02:42] ---
    ...Olba Mayer!
[02:45] ---
    Olba?
[02:47] ---
    You were the one behind Emi when
    she came through the Gate, right?
[02:52] ---
    When I heard that,
    I pretty much figured things out.
[02:56] ---
    You're the only one who could
    put one over on me or Emi.
[03:01] ---
    All right, you're on to me.
[03:04] ---
    You look well, Emilia.
[03:09] ---
    Olba...
[03:11] ---
    No... Why are you working with Lucifer?!
[03:16] ---
    You want to know? Fine, it'll be
    the last thing you ever hear.
[03:20] ---
    You figured, "We don't want the hero getting
    power after she ousts the demon army,
[03:23] ---
    so let's secretly execute her
    and steal her authority!"
[03:27] ---
    Right?
[03:28] ---
    And you got Lucifer on your side by
    promising to restore him to Heaven.
[03:32] ---
    H-How did you know?!
[03:34] ---
    Oh, please!
[03:36] ---
    That's the oldest story in the book!
[03:38] ---
    And who says "the last thing
    you ever hear" anymore?
[03:41] ---
    Even B movies get better
    scripting than that, Baldy!
[03:46] ---
    B-B-Baldy... B movie... "B movie"?!
[03:50] ---
    Hold on a moment, Sire. I cannot let that slide.
[03:54] ---
    When exactly did you waste money on a movie?
[03:57] ---
    Wh-What's the big deal?
    I pay for 'em with my allowance.
[04:02] ---
    While all this time I've been forcing myself
[04:04] ---
    not to take a break from
    housekeeping and have fun like I want to!
[04:07] ---
    I'm reducing your allowance, Sire!
[04:08] ---
    You're going there?
[04:10] ---
    You're really going there?! I see how it is!
[04:11] ---
    Knock it off!
[04:15] ---
    Ashiya!
[04:17] ---
    Okay, the farce is over.
[04:19] ---
    Sorry, but I'm closing the curtain early.
[04:24] ---
    Sire... At least watch them on the
    1st of the month... It's discount day...
[04:30] ---
    Don't talk, Ashiya!
    Also, that info's not important right now!
[04:35] ---
    All right, shall I do Emilia next?
[04:38] ---
    Or King Satan?
[04:40] ---
    Eh, too much work!
[04:42] ---
    I'll do both at once.
[04:53] ---
    My first taste of destruction
    since I lost to the hero Emilia!
[04:57] ---
    Who knew it would be so delicious?
[05:00] ---
    Lucifer!
[05:02] ---
    Relax. It's not like they
    can put up much resistance.
[05:09] ---
    Running away with your tail
    between your legs?! What a slacker!
[05:11] ---
    Shut up, you! Helping Ashiya comes first!
[05:17] ---
    Anyway, how can Lucifer use
    so much magic in this world?
[05:21] ---
    He's feeding off of negative human emotions.
[05:24] ---
    What?
[05:25] ---
    They're the ones who held up
    all those convenience stores.
[05:29] ---
    What? Why would they--
[05:31] ---
    For despair, fear, sadness.
[05:33] ---
    To absorb magic from the
    negative emotions people feel
[05:37] ---
    in extreme situations.
[05:39] ---
    A normal person would be
    scared enough to pee his pants
[05:42] ---
    if a demon like that attacked him, right?
[05:44] ---
    That's the source of his magic.
[05:46] ---
    Oh, you figured that out, Sire?
[05:52] ---
    Only thanks to you.
[05:54] ---
    I realized it when we were in the cave-in
[05:56] ---
    and the humans' fear and
    despair flowed into my body.
[06:01] ---
    That's what returned me to my original form.
[06:04] ---
    Then why haven't you tried to get more magic?
[06:07] ---
    If you filled this world with fear and despair,
[06:10] ---
    you could have gained enough
    to come back to Ente Isla.
[06:13] ---
    The thing is, I really like this world.
[06:17] ---
    Becoming human's been
    pretty novel and interesting,
[06:21] ---
    and I don't want to cause this world
    problems after all it's done for me.
[06:27] ---
    That's not how I want to play this.
[06:31] ---
    You've gone soft, Sire. Too soft!
[06:36] ---
    I'll drink first, then.
[06:39] ---
    From her! I'll fill up on the energy
    of her fear and despair, and...
[06:45] ---
    Chiho!
[06:46] ---
    Hey, let Chi go!
[06:48] ---
    What a crime it is to be young.
[06:50] ---
    To think trivial things can cause people
    such despair, such a flood of sorrow!
[06:56] ---
    Run!
[07:02] ---
    Plus, her negative emotions about a
    certain someone are very easy to control!
[07:11] ---
    Ow! Human bodies are so fragile!
    I mean, I knew that, but damn!
[07:17] ---
    Quit wailing! And you call
    yourself a ruler of demons?!
[07:21] ---
    Maou!
[07:23] ---
    Olba! You'll even use one of those?
[07:26] ---
    I need to save enough power to
    control the Gate on my trip home.
[07:31] ---
    You're so weak.
[07:33] ---
    Are you really the same demon king
    who tried to seize all of Ente Isla?
[07:37] ---
    Hurry it up. If we act now,
    we can kill off Emilia with him.
[07:41] ---
    Emi.
[07:43] ---
    Hang on.
[07:44] ---
    Huh?
[07:48] ---
    So he had enough power
    left to teleport, at least.
[07:53] ---
    Still...
[08:01] ---
    This is...
[08:02] ---
    Koshu Kaido Road?
[08:04] ---
    Keio Sasazuka Station
[08:04] ---
    We're right by Sasazuka Station!
[08:06] ---
    Why bring us somewhere so crowded?!
[08:08] ---
    You'd better not have come back
    here hoping for an ambulance!
[08:12] ---
    Of course not! Ow, ow...
[08:14] ---
    You can't run from me...
[08:18] ---
    ...Sire.
[08:22] ---
    Lucifer! The longer this
    drags on, the more witnesses!
[08:26] ---
    You're too uptight, Olba.
[08:29] ---
    We can just kill the extra witnesses. But first...
[08:42] ---
    Maou?
[08:45] ---
    Snap out of it, Maou!
[08:47] ---
    No...
[08:50] ---
    He can't bounce back from
    that like he did in Shinjuku!
[08:54] ---
    Now that I've defeated
    the king, I don't need this girl.
[08:57] ---
    You can have her back.
[08:59] ---
    Chiho!
[09:08] ---
    Olba! I'm fulfilling the contract.
[09:11] ---
    Give me a beautiful chorus to the end,
[09:14] ---
    made from crashing rubble and wails of despair!
[09:16] ---
    Stop it, Lucifer! Olba!
[09:21] ---
    I like your scream.
[09:49] ---
    No way...
[10:02] ---
    This is...
[10:04] ---
    That's a B movie for you: predictable.
[10:08] ---
    Thanks, Lucifer. I've finally
    managed to get back to this form.
[10:14] ---
    The king!
[10:15] ---
    Satan!
[10:21] ---
    Is that... Mr. Maou?
[10:26] ---
    Chiho...
[10:27] ---
    I get it, he brought us back to where the crowds are
[10:30] ---
    Emilia... Emilia the hero!
[10:31] ---
    so he could absorb human despair and fear.
[10:34] ---
    Emi?
[10:34] ---
    As if Lucifer and Olba weren't
    hard enough on their own!
[10:35] ---
    Hey! Hello?
[10:38] ---
    Hey, Emi!
[10:39] ---
    Hmm? M-Me?
[10:42] ---
    Are you kidding me?!
    What are you spacing out for?
[10:46] ---
    Hurry up and do something about him!
[10:48] ---
    My magic isn't what it was.
    It's heavy... Seriously, this is hard!
[10:53] ---
    You can see I'm slipping...
[10:55] ---
    Please!
[11:00] ---
    Hurry!
[11:04] ---
    Are you stupid? I've never seen a Devil so lame.
[11:08] ---
    Whatever, just do something already! Help out!
[11:14] ---
    Uh, no, I meant, help me pretty please?!
[11:16] ---
    I refuse.
[11:18] ---
    I'm a hero. I'd die before I lent the Devil a hand!
[11:23] ---
    Even now?!
[11:24] ---
    So...
[11:27] ---
    ...you hold out a little longer.
[11:30] ---
    Don't worry, I'll settle this fast.
[11:33] ---
    Miss Yusa?
[11:35] ---
    You'll be safe in there, and it won't hurt.
[11:39] ---
    For some reason, I want you to know about us.
[11:45] ---
    Manifest now, my power!
    So that we may vanquish evil!
[11:57] ---
    Manifest now, my power!
    So that we may vanquish evil!
[12:03] ---
    Celestial force?
[12:12] ---
    I am a hero. The world may
    change, but that fact never will!
[12:18] ---
    Oho, cool line!
[12:20] ---
    Be quiet!
[12:21] ---
    After I take them down,
    you're next! So you just be ready!
[12:26] ---
    Fast as you can, please. But first--
[12:37] ---
    What did you do?
[12:38] ---
    I put up a magical barrier.
[12:40] ---
    Now you can fight all-out without
    inconveniencing anyone, right?
[12:46] ---
    Hmph.
[12:47] ---
    Well... maybe I'll have to go
    at you full-strength now, too!
[12:56] ---
    Sorry.
[12:57] ---
    What was that for?!
[12:59] ---
    I'll never forgive you, Lucifer!
[13:19] ---
    How did you plan to defeat me,
    when you can't recover your celestial force?
[13:27] ---
    What's so funny?
[13:30] ---
    I certainly don't want to
    battle alongside a hero,
[13:34] ---
    but I've sworn my allegiance to King Satan.
[13:37] ---
    Alciel!
[13:39] ---
    Which makes you my current enemy, Lucifer!
[13:42] ---
    You're okay after all?
[13:44] ---
    His Majesty mercifully gave me enough
    magic to return from death's door.
[13:50] ---
    Where have you been, then?
[13:53] ---
    I went back to the apartment
    to pick up my general's cape!
[13:58] ---
    I'm not thanking you.
    Something like that wouldn't even hurt me.
[14:02] ---
    If you can still say that after learning
    human frailty, you're really something.
[14:07] ---
    Useless wretch!
[14:09] ---
    If you're one of the humans who held
    the Devil at bay, then fight like it!
[14:13] ---
    I don't have a way to
    replenish my celestial force.
[14:16] ---
    If I use it all up, I can't go home!
[14:18] ---
    The same goes for if you lose!
[14:24] ---
    Is it just me, or am I and my role
    in this way too drab right now?
[14:33] ---
    This isn't a movie, is it...
[14:39] ---
    There's no explaining away this one, huh?
[14:49] ---
    Holy Flame Slice!
[14:52] ---
    Lucifer!
[15:06] ---
    E-Emilia... Are you out of your mind,
    joining forces with demons?
[15:13] ---
    You're one to talk!
[15:13] ---
    I don't want to hear that from you!
[15:32] ---
    Man, that was heavy! Really heavy!
[15:37] ---
    But still, great work, self!
    You put it down gently! So it's all good!
[15:41] ---
    King Satan...!
[15:44] ---
    Shall we wrap this up quick?
    We'll be late for work at this rate.
[15:49] ---
    And I did promise to teach you how
    to service the ice cream machine today.
[15:56] ---
    As for you...
[15:58] ---
    You've got some nerve to force me,
    ruler of worlds, into a drab role.
[16:04] ---
    How shall I punish you?
[16:06] ---
    D-Damn it!
[16:13] ---
    Huh?!
[16:19] ---
    Hey, Emi. What do you think
    I should do with this guy?
[16:22] ---
    Let's see. For starters, how about
    punishing him for wrecking the neighborhood?
[16:27] ---
    Good idea. Oh, and Lucifer, if I'm
    late to work today, it's your fault.
[16:33] ---
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[16:34] ---
    How do you plan to repay me if
    I lose my perfect attendance bonus?
[16:39] ---
    He's talking about something eternally
    beyond your understanding or mine.
[16:42] ---
    You're a great demon general,
    so face your doom like a man.
[16:49] ---
    Clench your teeth!
[17:01] ---
    Um... it seems a little late
    for me to ask this, but...
[17:08] ---
    Well... what are you guys?
[17:12] ---
    I feel a little shy when you
    come right out and ask me,
[17:14] ---
    but I'm a demon king in another world.
[17:19] ---
    You don't believe me, do you!
[17:20] ---
    N-No, I believe you! I mean,
    I saw you do amazing things, so...
[17:27] ---
    Nah, that was nothing!
[17:30] ---
    Sire, while modesty is a virtue in Japan,
    in this case I suggest bragging.
[17:35] ---
    I'm a human, got it?
    Well, one with half angel blood.
[17:39] ---
    Huh?!
[17:39] ---
    Really, you're half-angel?!
[17:41] ---
    Why would that shock you? You're a demon king!
[17:46] ---
    Hey! Chiho!
[17:47] ---
    I'm sorry! I always thought angels
    and demons and stuff were more...
[17:52] ---
    ...like, imaginary and amazing.
[17:55] ---
    True, who'd picture a ruler of
    demons working at MgRonald's?
[18:00] ---
    I won't take that from a
    hero working at a call center!
[18:02] ---
    Excuse me?!
[18:04] ---
    Anyway, how come you've never attacked me,
    if you had that much power left?
[18:09] ---
    Because you might've been faking not
    having any power, like the coward you are.
[18:14] ---
    Plus I had to save enough
    to get back through the Gate.
[18:19] ---
    So he and I could never be in a romantic
    relationship, so you can rest easy.
[18:25] ---
    M-Miss Yusa!
[18:26] ---
    So, what are you going to do?
[18:29] ---
    You got your magic back.
    Will you head back to Ente Isla now?
[18:34] ---
    Nah, I'm down for a ton of
    shifts at work this month.
[18:37] ---
    Which is more important to you, Sire,
[18:39] ---
    the subjugation of Ente Isla or
    a part-time job at MgRonald's?!
[18:42] ---
    What?
[18:43] ---
    E-Excuse me... What should I do?
SIGN    Come on, we still haven't won first in the district for--
[18:47] ---
    That reminds me, Lucifer,
SIGN    Please focus more on Ente Isla than the Hatagaya district!
[18:49] ---
    were you the one who called me at work?
SIGN    We just bought the fridge and the washing machine, too.
[18:52] ---
    Yeah, I was.
[18:54] ---
    How did you find me?
[18:55] ---
    Well...
[18:56] ---
    But--
[18:57] ---
    But me no buts!
[18:59] ---
    It's... my wallet!
[19:02] ---
    Lucifer, did you seriously look inside
    a woman's wallet without asking?
[19:07] ---
    He's scum.
[19:08] ---
    Clench your teeth!
[19:11] ---
    Huh? Why's this place frozen?
[19:15] ---
    A magical barrier.
[19:18] ---
    Emilia!
[19:21] ---
    Emerada?!
[19:22] ---
    Albert!
[19:25] ---
    You guys are late.
[19:27] ---
    Wait.
[19:28] ---
    Are you King Satan?
[19:31] ---
    And are you Alciel?
[19:35] ---
    Correct!
[19:36] ---
    Tremble with fear!
[19:39] ---
    Anyway, it's not just Olba.
[19:42] ---
    The whole Church was in on it.
[19:46] ---
    Is it really a good idea to leave
    Satan and the others alone?
[19:50] ---
    He said to head back to the Devil's Castle,
    so let's let them clean up.
[19:55] ---
    And that's the Devil's Castle.
[19:58] ---
    Huh?!
[20:00] ---
    Emilia... It's so...
[20:03] ---
    Believe me, I know.
[20:07] ---
    Okay, then...
[20:08] ---
    You really won't regret this, will you, Sire?
[20:13] ---
    Nope. We can't just leave things
    the way they are, can we?
[20:16] ---
    Don't tell me we're...
[20:18] ---
    His Highness has spoken,
    and that's all there is to it.
[20:21] ---
    What the hell is with you two?
[20:25] ---
    Beats me.
[20:27] ---
    The boss is responsible
    for his underlings' mistakes.
[20:30] ---
    That's as true in Ente Isla as it is at MgRonald's.
[20:34] ---
    The supreme ruler's gotta
    take on that responsibility!
[20:44] ---
    This magic...
[20:56] ---
    I gotta admit, we sure inconvenienced this world.
[21:04] ---
    We shot off sonar pulses
    like crazy to find Emilia,
[21:10] ---
    so you probably got lots of earthquakes, right?
[21:15] ---
    Wait... Were you the voice I heard in my head?
[21:19] ---
    You heard that too, Missy?
[21:21] ---
    What's she talking about?
[21:22] ---
    We set it to broadcast to "people
    constantly thinking about King Satan."
[21:29] ---
    Wow, I never knew Satan
    was such a smooth operator.
[21:35] ---
    We're home!
[21:40] ---
    Keio Sasazuka Station
[21:44] ---
    All set!
[21:46] ---
    Okay! Can't be gone too long,
    or the Church will get away with too much.
[21:51] ---
    It'd be a big help if you'd
    come home soon, too...
[21:55] ---
    Yes.
[21:57] ---
    Still, there were zero fatalities,
    the city's back to normal,
[22:02] ---
    and apparently nobody remembers yesterday.
[22:05] ---
    He's really something!
[22:08] ---
    Is he really the demon king?
[22:15] ---
    Thank you very much!
[22:19] ---
    Mr. Maou...
[22:21] ---
    Mr. Maou... are you going home?
[22:26] ---
    Nope, I'm not.
[22:29] ---
    More like I can't.
[22:31] ---
    I used up a ton of power
    rebuilding the neighborhood.
[22:36] ---
    I do still have a little left, though.
[22:39] ---
    Say, Chi... It's enough to erase
    your bad memories, too, so--
[22:48] ---
    You're an idiot!
[22:49] ---
    Right!
[22:50] ---
    I wish for you not to vanish
[22:55] ---
    You smile and tell me you won't
[23:01] ---
    When I reach out my hand
    to make sure, it pays off
[23:10] ---
    You're still there
[23:13] ---
    If we can get even a little
    far away before the sun rises
[23:23] ---
    Play me more, more, before the dream ends
[23:47] ---
    The Devil Climbs the Stairway to School