# E5 - The Devil and the Hero Save Sasazuka
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**[00:09] ---**
My, my, if it isn't the great King Satan--
**[00:12] ---**
--or should I call you Sadao Maou now?
**[00:17] ---**
Hero Emilia, long time no see!
**[00:20] ---**
Lucifer?!
**[00:22] ---**
Emilia, we're on our way!
**[00:25] ---**
Looks like we've got an emergency here.
**[00:32] ---**
Did you really get Gate-sick?
**[00:35] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[00:39] ---**
Make it quick, please.
**[00:53] ---**
*Right here, this moment,
this is our starting point*
**[00:57] ---**
*Let's picture what we might be able to do*
**[01:03] ---**
*Unbelievable things can happen sometimes*
**[01:07] ---**
*More... we can push past this*
**[01:14] ---**
*Everything is born from zero;
I want to shine, flap my wings hard*
**[01:25] ---**
*And fly to that sky*
**[01:28] ---**
*Come on, let's go, with
brilliant smiles on our faces!*
**[01:36] ---**
*Let's fly off to an unknown world right now*
**[01:42] ---**
*I decide, I'm the one who chooses my future*
**[01:46] ---**
*Let's follow our dreams*
**[01:49] ---**
*Sure, some days we'll cry*
**[01:50] ---**
*It's a precious wish, don't disappear*
**[01:56] ---**
*I'm going after the future you,
because I know I'll find you*
**[02:12] ---**
How? I remember running my
sacred sword through your chest!
**[02:28] ---**
A good question. How *am* I here?
**[02:32] ---**
Is it thanks to the new friend hiding over there?
**[02:36] ---**
One of the six high priests of
the Church. Show yourself, already...
**[02:42] ---**
...Olba Mayer!
**[02:45] ---**
Olba?
**[02:47] ---**
You were the one behind Emi when
she came through the Gate, right?
**[02:52] ---**
When I heard that,
I pretty much figured things out.
**[02:56] ---**
You're the only one who could
put one over on me or Emi.
**[03:01] ---**
All right, you're on to me.
**[03:04] ---**
You look well, Emilia.
**[03:09] ---**
Olba...
**[03:11] ---**
No... Why are you working with Lucifer?!
**[03:16] ---**
You want to know? Fine, it'll be
the last thing you ever hear.
**[03:20] ---**
You figured, "We don't want the hero getting
power after she ousts the demon army,
**[03:23] ---**
so let's secretly execute her
and steal her authority!"
**[03:27] ---**
Right?
**[03:28] ---**
And you got Lucifer on your side by
promising to restore him to Heaven.
**[03:32] ---**
H-How did you know?!
**[03:34] ---**
Oh, please!
**[03:36] ---**
That's the oldest story in the book!
**[03:38] ---**
And who says "the last thing
you ever hear" anymore?
**[03:41] ---**
Even B movies get better
scripting than that, Baldy!
**[03:46] ---**
B-B-Baldy... B movie... "B movie"?!
**[03:50] ---**
Hold on a moment, Sire. I cannot let that slide.
**[03:54] ---**
When exactly did you waste money on a *movie*?
**[03:57] ---**
Wh-What's the big deal?
I pay for 'em with my allowance.
**[04:02] ---**
While all this time I've been forcing myself
**[04:04] ---**
not to take a break from
housekeeping and have fun like I want to!
**[04:07] ---**
I'm reducing your allowance, Sire!
**[04:08] ---**
You're going there?
**[04:10] ---**
You're really going there?! I see how it is!
**[04:11] ---**
Knock it off!
**[04:15] ---**
Ashiya!
**[04:17] ---**
Okay, the farce is over.
**[04:19] ---**
Sorry, but I'm closing the curtain early.
**[04:24] ---**
Sire... At least watch them on the
1st of the month... It's discount day...
**[04:30] ---**
Don't talk, Ashiya!
Also, that info's not important right now!
**[04:35] ---**
All right, shall I do Emilia next?
**[04:38] ---**
Or King Satan?
**[04:40] ---**
Eh, too much work!
**[04:42] ---**
I'll do both at once.
**[04:53] ---**
My first taste of destruction
since I lost to the hero Emilia!
**[04:57] ---**
Who knew it would be so delicious?
**[05:00] ---**
Lucifer!
**[05:02] ---**
Relax. It's not like they
can put up much resistance.
**[05:09] ---**
Running away with your tail
between your legs?! What a slacker!
**[05:11] ---**
Shut up, you! Helping Ashiya comes first!
**[05:17] ---**
Anyway, how can Lucifer use
so much magic in this world?
**[05:21] ---**
He's feeding off of negative human emotions.
**[05:24] ---**
What?
**[05:25] ---**
They're the ones who held up
all those convenience stores.
**[05:29] ---**
What? Why would they--
**[05:31] ---**
For despair, fear, sadness.
**[05:33] ---**
To absorb magic from the
negative emotions people feel
**[05:37] ---**
in extreme situations.
**[05:39] ---**
A normal person would be
scared enough to pee his pants
**[05:42] ---**
if a demon like that attacked him, right?
**[05:44] ---**
That's the source of his magic.
**[05:46] ---**
Oh, you figured that out, Sire?
**[05:52] ---**
Only thanks to you.
**[05:54] ---**
I realized it when we were in the cave-in
**[05:56] ---**
and the humans' fear and
despair flowed into my body.
**[06:01] ---**
*That's* what returned me to my original form.
**[06:04] ---**
Then why haven't you tried to get more magic?
**[06:07] ---**
If you filled this world with fear and despair,
**[06:10] ---**
you could have gained enough
to come back to Ente Isla.
**[06:13] ---**
The thing is, I really like this world.
**[06:17] ---**
Becoming human's been
pretty novel and interesting,
**[06:21] ---**
and I don't want to cause this world
problems after all it's done for me.
**[06:27] ---**
That's not how I want to play this.
**[06:31] ---**
You've gone soft, Sire. Too soft!
**[06:36] ---**
I'll drink first, then.
**[06:39] ---**
From *her*! I'll fill up on the energy
of her fear and despair, and...
**[06:45] ---**
Chiho!
**[06:46] ---**
Hey, let Chi go!
**[06:48] ---**
What a crime it is to be young.
**[06:50] ---**
To think trivial things can cause people
such despair, such a flood of sorrow!
**[06:56] ---**
Run!
**[07:02] ---**
Plus, her negative emotions about a
*certain someone* are very easy to control!
**[07:11] ---**
Ow! Human bodies are so fragile!
I mean, I knew that, but *damn*!
**[07:17] ---**
Quit wailing! And you call
yourself a ruler of demons?!
**[07:21] ---**
Maou!
**[07:23] ---**
Olba! You'll even use one of those?
**[07:26] ---**
I need to save enough power to
control the Gate on my trip home.
**[07:31] ---**
You're so weak.
**[07:33] ---**
Are you really the same demon king
who tried to seize all of Ente Isla?
**[07:37] ---**
Hurry it up. If we act now,
we can kill off Emilia with him.
**[07:41] ---**
Emi.
**[07:43] ---**
Hang on.
**[07:44] ---**
Huh?
**[07:48] ---**
So he had enough power
left to teleport, at least.
**[07:53] ---**
Still...
**[08:01] ---**
This is...
**[08:02] ---**
Koshu Kaido Road?
**[08:04] ---**
Keio Sasazuka Station
**[08:04] ---**
We're right by Sasazuka Station!
**[08:06] ---**
Why bring us somewhere so crowded?!
**[08:08] ---**
You'd better not have come back
here hoping for an ambulance!
**[08:12] ---**
Of course not! Ow, ow...
**[08:14] ---**
You can't run from me...
**[08:18] ---**
...*Sire*.
**[08:22] ---**
Lucifer! The longer this
drags on, the more witnesses!
**[08:26] ---**
You're too uptight, Olba.
**[08:29] ---**
We can just kill the extra witnesses. But first...
**[08:42] ---**
Maou?
**[08:45] ---**
Snap out of it, Maou!
**[08:47] ---**
No...
**[08:50] ---**
He can't bounce back from
*that* like he did in Shinjuku!
**[08:54] ---**
Now that I've defeated
the king, I don't need this girl.
**[08:57] ---**
You can have her back.
**[08:59] ---**
Chiho!
**[09:08] ---**
Olba! I'm fulfilling the contract.
**[09:11] ---**
Give me a beautiful chorus to the end,
**[09:14] ---**
made from crashing rubble and wails of despair!
**[09:16] ---**
Stop it, Lucifer! Olba!
**[09:21] ---**
I like your scream.
**[09:49] ---**
No way...
**[10:02] ---**
This is...
**[10:04] ---**
That's a B movie for you: predictable.
**[10:08] ---**
Thanks, Lucifer. I've finally
managed to get back to this form.
**[10:14] ---**
The king!
**[10:15] ---**
Satan!
**[10:21] ---**
Is that... Mr. Maou?
**[10:26] ---**
Chiho...
**[10:27] ---**
I get it, he brought us back to where the crowds are
**[10:30] ---**
Emilia... Emilia the hero!
**[10:31] ---**
so he could absorb human despair and fear.
**[10:34] ---**
Emi?
**[10:34] ---**
As if Lucifer and Olba weren't
hard enough on their own!
**[10:35] ---**
Hey! Hello?
**[10:38] ---**
Hey, Emi!
**[10:39] ---**
Hmm? M-Me?
**[10:42] ---**
Are you kidding me?!
What are you spacing out for?
**[10:46] ---**
Hurry up and do something about him!
**[10:48] ---**
My magic isn't what it was.
It's heavy... Seriously, this is hard!
**[10:53] ---**
You can see I'm slipping...
**[10:55] ---**
Please!
**[11:00] ---**
Hurry!
**[11:04] ---**
Are you stupid? I've never seen a Devil so lame.
**[11:08] ---**
Whatever, just do something already! Help out!
**[11:14] ---**
Uh, no, I meant, help me pretty please?!
**[11:16] ---**
I refuse.
**[11:18] ---**
I'm a hero. I'd die before I lent the Devil a hand!
**[11:23] ---**
Even *now*?!
**[11:24] ---**
So...
**[11:27] ---**
...you hold out a little longer.
**[11:30] ---**
Don't worry, I'll settle this fast.
**[11:33] ---**
Miss Yusa?
**[11:35] ---**
You'll be safe in there, and it won't hurt.
**[11:39] ---**
For some reason, I want you to know about us.
**[11:45] ---**
Manifest now, my power!
So that we may vanquish evil!
**[11:57] ---**
Manifest now, my power!
So that we may vanquish evil!
**[12:03] ---**
Celestial force?
**[12:12] ---**
I am a hero. The world may
change, but that fact never will!
**[12:18] ---**
Oho, cool line!
**[12:20] ---**
Be quiet!
**[12:21] ---**
After I take them down,
you're next! So you just be ready!
**[12:26] ---**
Fast as you can, please. But first--
**[12:37] ---**
What did you do?
**[12:38] ---**
I put up a magical barrier.
**[12:40] ---**
Now you can fight all-out without
inconveniencing anyone, right?
**[12:46] ---**
Hmph.
**[12:47] ---**
Well... maybe I'll have to go
at you full-strength now, too!
**[12:56] ---**
Sorry.
**[12:57] ---**
What was that for?!
**[12:59] ---**
I'll never forgive you, Lucifer!
**[13:19] ---**
How did you plan to defeat me,
when you can't recover your celestial force?
**[13:27] ---**
What's so funny?
**[13:30] ---**
I certainly don't want to
battle alongside a *hero*,
**[13:34] ---**
but I've sworn my allegiance to King Satan.
**[13:37] ---**
Alciel!
**[13:39] ---**
Which makes you my current enemy, Lucifer!
**[13:42] ---**
You're okay after all?
**[13:44] ---**
His Majesty mercifully gave me enough
magic to return from death's door.
**[13:50] ---**
Where have you been, then?
**[13:53] ---**
I went back to the apartment
to pick up my general's cape!
**[13:58] ---**
I'm not thanking you.
Something like that wouldn't even hurt me.
**[14:02] ---**
If you can still say that after learning
human frailty, you're really something.
**[14:07] ---**
Useless wretch!
**[14:09] ---**
If you're one of the humans who held
the Devil at bay, then *fight* like it!
**[14:13] ---**
I don't have a way to
replenish my celestial force.
**[14:16] ---**
If I use it all up, I can't go home!
**[14:18] ---**
The same goes for if you lose!
**[14:24] ---**
Is it just me, or am I and my role
in this way too drab right now?
**[14:33] ---**
This isn't a movie, is it...
**[14:39] ---**
There's no explaining away this one, huh?
**[14:49] ---**
Holy Flame Slice!
**[14:52] ---**
Lucifer!
**[15:06] ---**
E-Emilia... Are you out of your mind,
joining forces with demons?
**[15:13] ---**
You're one to talk!
**[15:13] ---**
I don't want to hear that from *you*!
**[15:32] ---**
Man, that was heavy! *Really* heavy!
**[15:37] ---**
But still, great work, self!
You put it down gently! So it's all good!
**[15:41] ---**
King Satan...!
**[15:44] ---**
Shall we wrap this up quick?
We'll be late for work at this rate.
**[15:49] ---**
And I did promise to teach you how
to service the ice cream machine today.
**[15:56] ---**
As for you...
**[15:58] ---**
You've got some nerve to force me,
ruler of worlds, into a drab role.
**[16:04] ---**
How shall I punish you?
**[16:06] ---**
D-Damn it!
**[16:13] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:19] ---**
Hey, Emi. What do you think
I should do with this guy?
**[16:22] ---**
Let's see. For starters, how about
punishing him for wrecking the neighborhood?
**[16:27] ---**
Good idea. Oh, and Lucifer, if I'm
late to work today, it's *your* fault.
**[16:33] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[16:34] ---**
How do you plan to repay me if
I lose my perfect attendance bonus?
**[16:39] ---**
He's talking about something eternally
beyond your understanding or mine.
**[16:42] ---**
You're a great demon general,
so face your doom like a man.
**[16:49] ---**
Clench your teeth!
**[17:01] ---**
Um... it seems a little late
for me to ask this, but...
**[17:08] ---**
Well... what are you guys?
**[17:12] ---**
I feel a little shy when you
come right out and ask me,
**[17:14] ---**
but I'm a demon king in another world.
**[17:19] ---**
You don't believe me, do you!
**[17:20] ---**
N-No, I believe you! I mean,
I saw you do amazing things, so...
**[17:27] ---**
Nah, that was nothing!
**[17:30] ---**
Sire, while modesty is a virtue in Japan,
in this case I suggest bragging.
**[17:35] ---**
I'm a human, got it?
Well, one with half angel blood.
**[17:39] ---**
Huh?!
**[17:39] ---**
Really, you're half-angel?!
**[17:41] ---**
Why would that shock you? You're a demon king!
**[17:46] ---**
Hey! Chiho!
**[17:47] ---**
I'm sorry! I always thought angels
and demons and stuff were more...
**[17:52] ---**
...like, imaginary and amazing.
**[17:55] ---**
True, who'd picture a ruler of
demons working at MgRonald's?
**[18:00] ---**
I won't take that from a
hero working at a call center!
**[18:02] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[18:04] ---**
Anyway, how come you've never attacked me,
if you had that much power left?
**[18:09] ---**
Because you might've been faking not
having any power, like the coward you are.
**[18:14] ---**
Plus I had to save enough
to get back through the Gate.
**[18:19] ---**
So he and I could never be in a romantic
relationship, so you can rest easy.
**[18:25] ---**
M-Miss Yusa!
**[18:26] ---**
So, what are you going to do?
**[18:29] ---**
You got your magic back.
Will you head back to Ente Isla now?
**[18:34] ---**
Nah, I'm down for a ton of
shifts at work this month.
**[18:37] ---**
Which is more important to you, Sire,
**[18:39] ---**
the subjugation of Ente Isla or
a part-time job at MgRonald's?!
**[18:42] ---**
What?
**[18:43] ---**
E-Excuse me... What should I do?
***SIGN*** Come on, we still haven't won first in the district for--
**[18:47] ---**
That reminds me, Lucifer,
***SIGN*** Please focus more on Ente Isla than the Hatagaya district!
**[18:49] ---**
were you the one who called me at work?
***SIGN*** We just bought the fridge and the washing machine, too.
**[18:52] ---**
Yeah, I was.
**[18:54] ---**
How did you find me?
**[18:55] ---**
Well...
**[18:56] ---**
But--
**[18:57] ---**
But me no buts!
**[18:59] ---**
It's... my wallet!
**[19:02] ---**
Lucifer, did you seriously look inside
a woman's wallet without asking?
**[19:07] ---**
He's scum.
**[19:08] ---**
Clench your teeth!
**[19:11] ---**
Huh? Why's this place frozen?
**[19:15] ---**
A magical barrier.
**[19:18] ---**
Emilia!
**[19:21] ---**
Emerada?!
**[19:22] ---**
Albert!
**[19:25] ---**
You guys are late.
**[19:27] ---**
Wait.
**[19:28] ---**
Are you King Satan?
**[19:31] ---**
And are you Alciel?
**[19:35] ---**
Correct!
**[19:36] ---**
Tremble with fear!
**[19:39] ---**
Anyway, it's not just Olba.
**[19:42] ---**
The whole Church was in on it.
**[19:46] ---**
Is it really a good idea to leave
Satan and the others alone?
**[19:50] ---**
He said to head back to the Devil's Castle,
so let's let them clean up.
**[19:55] ---**
And *that's* the Devil's Castle.
**[19:58] ---**
Huh?!
**[20:00] ---**
Emilia... It's so...
**[20:03] ---**
Believe me, I know.
**[20:07] ---**
Okay, then...
**[20:08] ---**
You really won't regret this, will you, Sire?
**[20:13] ---**
Nope. We can't just leave things
the way they are, can we?
**[20:16] ---**
Don't tell me we're...
**[20:18] ---**
His Highness has spoken,
and that's all there is to it.
**[20:21] ---**
What the hell is with you two?
**[20:25] ---**
Beats me.
**[20:27] ---**
The boss is responsible
for his underlings' mistakes.
**[20:30] ---**
That's as true in Ente Isla as it is at MgRonald's.
**[20:34] ---**
The supreme ruler's gotta
take on that responsibility!
**[20:44] ---**
This magic...
**[20:56] ---**
I gotta admit, we sure inconvenienced this world.
**[21:04] ---**
We shot off sonar pulses
like crazy to find Emilia,
**[21:10] ---**
so you probably got lots of earthquakes, right?
**[21:15] ---**
Wait... Were you the voice I heard in my head?
**[21:19] ---**
You heard that too, Missy?
**[21:21] ---**
What's she talking about?
**[21:22] ---**
We set it to broadcast to "people
constantly thinking about King Satan."
**[21:29] ---**
Wow, I never knew Satan
was such a smooth operator.
**[21:35] ---**
We're home!
**[21:40] ---**
Keio Sasazuka Station
**[21:44] ---**
All set!
**[21:46] ---**
Okay! Can't be gone too long,
or the Church will get away with too much.
**[21:51] ---**
It'd be a big help if you'd
come home soon, too...
**[21:55] ---**
Yes.
**[21:57] ---**
Still, there were zero fatalities,
the city's back to normal,
**[22:02] ---**
and apparently nobody remembers yesterday.
**[22:05] ---**
He's really something!
**[22:08] ---**
Is he really the demon king?
**[22:15] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[22:19] ---**
Mr. Maou...
**[22:21] ---**
Mr. Maou... are you going home?
**[22:26] ---**
Nope, I'm not.
**[22:29] ---**
More like I *can't*.
**[22:31] ---**
I used up a ton of power
rebuilding the neighborhood.
**[22:36] ---**
I do still have a little left, though.
**[22:39] ---**
Say, Chi... It's enough to erase
your bad memories, too, so--
**[22:48] ---**
You're an idiot!
**[22:49] ---**
Right!
**[22:50] ---**
*I wish for you not to vanish*
**[22:55] ---**
*You smile and tell me you won't*
**[23:01] ---**
*When I reach out my hand
to make sure, it pays off*
**[23:10] ---**
*You're still there*
**[23:13] ---**
*If we can get even a little
far away before the sun rises*
**[23:23] ---**
*Play me more, more, before the dream ends*
**[23:47] ---**
The Devil Climbs the Stairway to School