E16 - The Devil and the Hero Go Futon Shopping

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[00:07] Emi
    Sorry, Bel, can I come in for a sec?
[00:11] Alas Ramus
    Suzu-sis!
[00:13] Suzuno
    Emilia? Have you been at the Devil's Castle?
[00:16] Emi
    Yes. Can I leave Alas Ramus
    with you for a bit?
[00:20] Suzuno
    Is something wrong?
[00:22] Emi
    I'll be quick.
[00:28] Emi
    Denied!
[00:30] Maou
    What's wrong with Alas Ramus sleeping over?!
[00:33] Emi
    There's no way I'd allow that!
[00:36] Ashiya
    And you call yourself her mother?!
[00:38] Ashiya
    Simply ignoring a child's
    wish to be with her father
[00:41] Ashiya
    is too barbaric and cruel for any
    "hero"—nay, for any person!
[00:45] Emi
    You're the barbaric and cruel ones.
[00:47] Emi
    You don't even have futons. You want to
    make Alas Ramus sleep on the hard floor?!
[00:54] Emi
    If you really want me to let Alas
    Ramus sleep here, at least buy a futon.
[00:59] Emi
    You've got perfectly
    good storage space for it.
[01:01] Ashiya
    I've given up on that closet.
    That's where we store Urushihara.
[01:06] Urushihara
    Are you saying I'm junk to be
    thrown in the closet?
[01:08] Emi
    Forget the top shelf. If you
    organize the bottom a bit,
[01:11] Emi
    you can fit a futon down there.
[01:13] Urushihara
    Emilia, could you not agree with them
     about me being stored on this shelf?
[01:20] Maou
    I hate to say this, but I actually want to take
[01:25] Maou
    the stuff from this Devil's Castle
    with me when I go back to Ente Isla.
[01:28] Maou
    We should be able to use
    the microwave and the fridge there
[01:31] Maou
    if we make them magic-powered.
[01:33] Emi
    I've got the same plan. But you
    could bring futons too, right?
[01:37] Maou
    Nope, no can do.
[01:40] Maou
    Think about it! We're demons.
[01:44] Maou
    What good would human-sized futons be?
[01:51] Ashiya
    Don't laugh!
[01:52] Maou
    Anyway, we can't use futons over there.
[01:55] Maou
    And frankly, we don't have the money.
[01:57] Emi
    You've been in Japan for a year now.
    What did you do in the winter?
[02:02] Maou
    We wore multiple layers
    and slept under the kotatsu.
[02:06] Emi
    Maybe I don't have to take you down.
    You can just freeze to death this winter.
[02:12] Emi
    All right, fine. I don't care
    what happens to you guys,
[02:16] Emi
    but Alas Ramus is important to me.
[02:18] Emi
    I'll contribute half the money for her futon.
[02:22] Emi
    We'll shop for one together, got it?
[02:25] Maou
    For real?!
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[03:59] Emi
    Why did I say I'd go shopping with him?
[04:02] Rika
    Is something wrong?
[04:04] Emi
    Say, where could I buy a kid's futon?
[04:09] Rika
    Huh? Why do you want one?
[04:11] Emi
    Er, r-remember that relative
    of Maou's I told you about?
[04:16] Rika
    The girl who mistook you for her mother?
[04:20] Emi
    Right, her. She comes to visit me,
    and even sleeps over sometimes...
[04:25] Rika
    What for? You don't mean Mr. Maou
    is making you babysit her, do you?
[04:30] Emi
    It's not like that.
[04:32] Rika
    Then why? If he's pulling anything
    funny here, I'll tear him a new one for you.
[04:37] Rika
    I'll even get you a lawyer
    through my parents' business.
[04:40] Emi
    Calm down, Rika. It's not
    like Maou's a child neglecter.
[04:45] Emi
    It's just, you know, I guess
    kids her age miss their moms.
[04:50] Emi
    And however I may feel
    about Maou, I do like her.
[04:53] Emi
    I'm just letting her stay with me
    when she really needs to, I guess.
[04:58] Rika
    Huh. Well, it's weird, but...
[05:01] Emi
    I've looked at some online shops,
[05:04] Emi
    but it's for a child, so I want to
    see how it feels to the touch, you know?
[05:08] Rika
    Oh! Then I know where you can go.
[05:13] Maou
    I appreciate her paying half,
    but where do we even buy a futon?
[05:18] Chiho
    Is something wrong, Mr. Maou?
[05:21] Maou
    Nah.
[05:23] Maou
    I don't wanna ask Chi. But asking
    the others isn't much better...
[05:27] Kawa-cchi
    Oh, hi, Maa and Chi!
[05:30] Kawa-cchi
    Here, a present from my
    summer vacation with friends.
[05:33] Maou
    Aw, you shouldn't have.
[05:35] Kawa-cchi
    Here's yours, Chi.
[05:36] Chiho
    Thank you!
[05:40] Maou
    Crocodile curry?!
[05:41] Kawa-cchi
    It's surprisingly tasty!
[05:43] Chiho
    Where did you guys go? Not the Amazon, right?
[05:48] Kawa-cchi
    What's your guess?
SIGN    Received Message
SIGN    Emi
SIGN    The futon
SIGN    We're going to Seiseki Sakuragaoka!
    Tell me what day you're free.
[05:53] Ashiya
    Futon shopping at Seiseki Sakuragaoka?
[05:56] Maou
    Yeah.
[05:57] Maou
    She says it has lots of stores, and we
    can check out the futons before we buy.
[06:01] Maou
    Neither of us have shifts the day
    after tomorrow, so we'll go buy it then.
[06:05] Urushihara
    She's right—it's got lots of big shopping
    centers connected to the train station.
[06:10] Suzuno
    That's a relief, isn't it?
    I was worried last night.
[06:14] Maou
    Sorry for dragging you into it.
[06:17] Suzuno
    What's that?
[06:19] Maou
    Oh, it's from one of my coworkers.
[06:22] Maou
    Apparently it's got crocodile meat—
[06:24] Suzuno
    Crocodile meat?!
[06:26] Suzuno
    I wonder what crocodile meat tastes like...
[06:29] Maou
    I-If you're that curious, you can have it.
[06:33] Suzuno
    Really?!
[06:34] Maou
    Sure. It's only one serving, so we
    can't really split it three ways anyway.
[06:39] Maou
    Just tell us how you liked it.
[06:42] Ashiya
    Sire, our food reserves are precious.
[06:45] Maou
    What's the harm? We'll owe her
    after we get a futon anyway.
[06:51] Maou
    Have you forgotten, Ashiya?
[06:53] Maou
    Now that Alas Ramus is fused with the sword,
[06:55] Maou
    she has to stay within a certain radius of Emi.
[06:58] Ashiya
    Ah, yes. About the distance between
    two train stations, as I recall?
[07:03] Maou
    Yep. Which means that
    if Alas Ramus stays with us,
[07:07] Maou
    Emi can't go back to her place in Eifukucho.
[07:10] Suzuno
    You mean the best course is to have
    Alciel and Lucifer sleep in my apartment,
[07:15] Suzuno
    like when Gabriel came?
[07:17] Urushihara
    What? Can't I stay in the closet?
[07:20] Maou
    So after all that, you're gonna
    voluntarily store yourself?
[07:24] Maou
    Anyway, we're bound to
    inconvenience you one way or another.
[07:28] Maou
    So take the crocodile curry.
[07:31] Maou
    I bet you'll enjoy taking a break
    from udon once in a while.
[07:39] Suzuno
    I can't just not eat udon.
[07:48] Suzuno
    And now, I feast.
[07:57] Maou
    Now, Alas Ramus, be good.
[08:00] Alas Ramus
    'Kay!
[08:01] Emi
    What's that paper?
[08:02] Ashiya
    Ashiya said to buy these
    if I find them cheap.
[08:06] Emi
    One bag of onions, shirodashi,
    natto, dish soap refill...
[08:12] Emi
    Are these worth riding a train
    for just to get them cheaper?
[08:16] Maou
    Probably not.
[08:19] Alas Ramus
    Papa! Magronals!
[08:21] Maou
    Yep, that's right.
[08:23] Emi
    She's been begging to eat there lately.
[08:26] Emi
    I keep telling her she's too young.
[08:28] Maou
    Really?
[08:30] Emi
    She says it "smells like Papa."
[08:36] Maou
    Hey, are you okay, Alas Ramus?
[08:39] Emi
    I'm so sorry, everyone.
[08:45] Emi
    Oh, jeez.
[08:51] Maou
    How come she can go ten rounds
    with an archangel
[08:54] Maou
    but bumping her forehead makes her cry?
[08:57] Emi
    No idea.
[08:58] Maou
    Parenting is a series of surprises, huh?
[09:01] Emi
    Yeah, though I think we're lucky
    that she can't get lost.
[09:08] Maou
    What's wrong?
[09:12] Emi
    We're acting like we're really married!
[09:19] Ashiya
    All right, this should
    be enough storage space.
[09:23] Urushihara
    Hey, are we really gonna sleep at Bel's?
[09:27] Ashiya
    I don't want to either, but if
     Alas Ramus wishes it, we must.
[09:31] Urushihara
    Wow, you're serious.
[09:32] Urushihara
    But I can just stay here, right?
[09:35] Ashiya
    Closet junk doesn't get a vote.
[09:37] Ashiya
    It's up to Emilia.
[09:39] Urushihara
    Won't this be a burden
    to Bel, not just Emilia?
[09:44] Ashiya
    I don't think so...
[09:46] Ashiya
    Still, we don't want an argument
    at the last minute.
[09:49] Ashiya
    I'll talk to her now, just to make sure.
[10:01] Ashiya
    She's not here?
[10:06] Employee A
    Aw, she's so cute!
[10:08] Employee A
    She has her mother's eyes
    and her father's mouth!
[10:15] Maou
    Get it together, would you?
[10:18] Employee A
    What might you be looking for today?
[10:21] Emi
    U-Um, we'd like a futon she can use.
[10:25] Employee A
    Oh, I see. Have you been
    using a bassinet so far?
[10:30] Maou
    No, she co-sleeps with her mother.
[10:33] Maou
    Hey! Stop freezing every time
    you think "family"!
[10:38] Employee A
    Well, what about these?
[10:42] Maou
    They have stuffed animals attached?
[10:44] Employee A
    Yes, so that children can
    hug them as they fall asleep.
[10:48] Employee A
    The filling in this comforter can
    be adjusted as the seasons change.
[10:52] Employee A
    The set also comes with a pillow
    and blanket, for a total of ¥29,800.
[10:57] Maou
    Twenty...
[10:58] Employee A
    This one is ¥45,800, and comes with
    both a winter and a summer comforter.
[11:04] Maou
    Forty...!
[11:08] Ashiya
    She doesn't answer no matter
    how many times I knock.
[11:10] Urushihara
    Maybe she ran away. Because she
    doesn't want us to sleep over.
[11:14] Ashiya
    That's ridiculous.
[11:16] Ashiya
    She's the one who suggested we
    sleep there in the first place.
[11:20] Urushihara
    What if she changed her mind later?
[11:24] Urushihara
    Oh hey, she came and left something here
    yesterday while you were out shopping.
[11:32] (Flashback) Suzuno
    I don't want this anymore. You take it.
[11:36] Ashiya
    Why didn't you tell me earlier?!
[11:41] Ashiya
    U-Udon?!
[11:43] Ashiya
    Wh-What does this mean?
    Bel, giving up her udon?
[11:51] Employee B
    Please, browse as much as you like.
[11:54] Maou
    Thanks.
[11:57] Maou
    It's all extremes, you know?
[12:00] Maou
    At first I was like, over
    ¥40,000 is just crazy...
[12:03] Maou
    But then the next store is
    selling them for ¥3,000?
[12:06] Emi
    The ¥3,000 ones are "nap sets"
    for day care, remember?
[12:10] Emi
    They're fundamentally different from
    the futons designed for a good night's sleep.
[12:15] Maou
    The first price we saw was so steep,
    I can't tell what's reasonable.
[12:19] Maou
    Going too expensive is a problem,
    but I'd be worried if we went too cheap.
[12:25] Alas Ramus
    What, Papa?
[12:27] Maou
    And I want to get something
    good for Alas Ramus.
[12:34] Maou
    Hey, Alas Ramus, there's
    a staircase coming up.
[12:37] Maou
    Hold on to Mama, okay?
[12:39] Alas Ramus
    'Kay!
[12:40] Emi
    Wait, wha—
[12:41] Maou
    Whee!
[12:48] Maou
    Come on, Emi, get used to this already.
[12:51] Alas Ramus
    You okay, Mama?
[12:56] Maou
    Well, it looks like Mama's tired,
    so let's break for lunch.
[13:01] Alas Ramus
    'Kay!
[13:05] Maou
    Is it that tough a choice?
[13:07] Alas Ramus
    What's wrong, Mama?
[13:09] Emi
    Mama's okay.
[13:11] Emi
    What's tough is deciding whether I should
    prioritize "Hero" or "Mama," that's all.
[13:17] Emi
    Let's see, where can Alas Ramus eat...
[13:21] Maou
    I'm sorry. Both of my priorities
    work pretty much the same, so...
[13:25] Maou
    Oh, how about soba?
[13:27] Alas Ramus
    Soba!
[13:29] Emi
    I don't need you to feel sorry for me.
[13:32] Emi
    That soba place is expensive.
    The noodles come with tempura.
[13:36] Alas Ramus
    Tempura!
[13:38] Maou
    What do you mean?
[13:39] Maou
    Tempura, eh?
[13:42] Emi
    What do you think I mean?
[13:45] Emi
    Wait, can you even afford to eat out?
[13:49] Maou
    I do have some money. I get some
    fun money from each month's pay,
[13:54] Maou
    and on my working days Ashiya
    gives me a ¥300 allowance.
[13:58] Maou
    But is that what we were talking about?
[14:01] Emi
    We're talking about lunch.
[14:03] Maou
    No, I feel like we were talking
    about something a bit more serious...
[14:07] Emi
    If you prioritized "Papa" over "the Devil,"
[14:10] Emi
    and traded world conquest
    for living your life out in Japan,
[14:13] Emi
    my life would be easy.
[14:25] Maou
    So...
[14:26] Emi
    What?
[14:27] Maou
    The MgRonald's here should give us
    fries without salt if we ask.
[14:31] Alas Ramus
    Magronals!
[14:33] Maou
    You want some, right?
[14:35] Maou
    Why don't we let her have just a few?
[14:37] Emi
    Where's this coming from?
[14:39] Maou
    And how about we get takeout
    and go eat over there?
SIGN    Ichinomiya Park
SIGN    Tama River
[14:43] Maou
    Let's have a picnic.
[14:47] Ashiya
    Bel, giving up her udon?
[14:49] Ashiya
    Could she have gone on a long trip?
[14:52] Urushihara
    Maybe she went to Udon World.
[14:54] Ashiya
    Udon World? Does Japan have such a land?!
[14:58] Ashiya
    His Majesty has gone to buy a futon
    so he can look forward to family time,
[15:04] Ashiya
    but if Bel doesn't come back tonight...
[15:07] Ashiya
    the sleepover can't happen!
[15:10] Urushihara
    This place has a ton of empty apartments.
    Why not stay in one of those?
[15:17] Ashiya
    That's right! We could ask
    the landlady's permiss—
[15:23] Ashiya
    It's no use. I can't.
[15:27] Ashiya
    I can't possibly negotiate with that landlady!
[15:38] Maou
    Wow, it's a big park!
[15:42] Maou
    Don't trip, Alas Ramus!
[15:48] Maou
    Up you go.
[15:50] Maou
    Sit down. You're gonna eat, right?
[15:52] Emi
    Yeah.
[15:58] Alas Ramus
    Magronals!
[16:00] Maou
    Now, what do we do before we eat?
[16:04] Alas Ramus
    Fank you for the food!
[16:07] Maou
    Time to clean off your hands, Alas Ramus.
[16:13] Maou
    Here.
[16:19] Maou
    Here, tea.
[16:28] Emi
    It's good.
[16:29] Maou
    Right? They sell it at
    the 100-yen shop. It's a fave.
[16:35] Maou
    Alas Ramus, I bet those fries
    are making you thirsty.
[16:38] Maou
    Drink some tea.
[16:41] Alas Ramus
    'Kay!
[16:44] Emi
    You two really look like family doing that.
[16:47] Maou
    I hope I get used to it.
[16:51] Maou
    You're usually pretty at home
    in Mom Mode yourself.
[16:55] Emi
    W-Well, I...
[16:59] Maou
    I wonder how long we'll be able to
    be with Alas Ramus like this...
[17:05] Emi
    Satan...
[17:06] Alas Ramus
    Mama! Rice!
[17:09] Emi
    Oh, right.
[17:11] Emi
    Here.
[17:14] Maou
    Right for the pickled radish, huh?
    You're a real grown-up!
[17:21] Maou
    JeBut you know, freezing up
    thinking about that won't help.
[17:26] Maou
    You're not planning to kill me
    with the sacred sword for now,
[17:29] Maou
    so thinking about it's a waste of time.
[17:32] Emi
    That doesn't mean
    I've given up on taking you down...
[17:37] Maou
    No need to be so defensive.
[17:39] Maou
    I'm not planning to take advantage
    of that to do anything bad.
[17:42] Maou
    Ack, the bonito is falling out!
[17:45] Maou
    Hey, Emi, you have chopsticks, right?
[17:47] Maou
    And I'll get a wet wipe...
[17:49] Emi
    One second. Here you go, Alas Ramus...
[17:53] Maou
    Anyway, the Devil and the Hero are
    irrelevant while we're doing this, huh?
[18:12] Maou
    Nice weather today.
[18:19] Ashiya
    There's no more time to spare.
[18:22] Ashiya
    Should we use the internet
    café by the station?
[18:25] Ashiya
    But overnight packages for Urushihara
    and I would be ¥1,980 times two!
[18:30] Ashiya
    That would greatly strain
    this month's finances.
[18:33] Ashiya
    So do we sleep outside in the park?!
[18:35] Ashiya
    No, that won't work. Me alone is one thing,
[18:38] Ashiya
    but with Urushihara, people might report us
    to the police as suspicious persons!
[18:42] Ashiya
    Wait, I know who I can
    consult at times like this.
[19:01] Emi
    How dare you? How dare you?
[19:04] Maou
    Hmm? What's wrong?
[19:06] Emi
    How dare you sleep
    against me the whole ride?!
[19:09] Maou
    F-For real?
[19:11] Emi
    Don't play dumb!
[19:13] Emi
    An old lady got on at
    Sakurajosui and cooed at me.
[19:15] Emi
    "What a sweet couple!"
[19:17] Emi
    You owe me for that humiliation!
[19:21] Chiho
    Mr. Maou? Miss Yusa?
[19:23] Maou
    Ch-Chi?!
[19:25] Chiho
    What are you two doing here?
[19:28] Emi
    Well, you see, we had some shopping...
[19:34] Alas Ramus
    Chi-sis, mornin'.
[19:37] Chiho
    Good morning, Alas Ramus.
    Did you go somewhere today?
[19:42] Alas Ramus
    Picnic with Papa and Mama.
[19:45] Chiho
    Oh, a pic—huh?
[19:49] Alas Ramus
    I'm gonna sleep with Mama and Papa tonight!
[19:52] Chiho
    What? With Mr. Maou and Miss Yusa?
[19:55] Emi
    No, Chiho, it's not like that!
[19:58] Maou
    Calm down, Chi! You know Emi
    and I wouldn't sleep together!
[20:02] Alas Ramus
    Gonna buy a futon.
[20:04] Chiho
    Fu...Futon!
[20:09] Chiho
    Are you really going to be f-f-family?
[20:12] Chiho
    M-Miss Yusa, moving to that apartment?!
[20:17] Maou
    Chi!
[20:17] Emi
    Chiho, get a grip!
[20:19] Maou
    As if I'd sleep with her!
[20:22] Emi
    I certainly wouldn't sleep with him!
[20:24] Chiho
    B-But if you two have decided, then I won't...
[20:29] Alas Ramus
    Papa, Mama, no fighting!
[20:34] Maou
    D-Don't cry, Alas Ramus!
[20:36] Maou
    We're not fighting, okay?
[20:38] Ashiya
    Your Majesty! And Emilia and Miss Sasaki...
[20:41] Ashiya
    What's all this commotion?
[20:46] Chiho
    I see, so the futon is
    for Alas Ramus to sleep over.
[20:51] Emi
    I told you so.
[20:53] Chiho
    Well, I was surprised. You three
    really looked like family.
[20:57] Emi
    Don't go there.
[20:57] Maou
    Please don't go there.
[20:59] Chiho
    You're on the same wavelength.
[21:00] Ashiya
    Well, Sire? What about the futon mission?
[21:05] Maou
    Actually, I invited Emi over so
    we could ask your advice about it.
[21:10] Ashiya
    I assume it's expensive, then.
[21:13] Ashiya
    Well, not having one today is for the best.
[21:16] Maou
    Oh hey, Ashiya, who were
    you on the phone with?
[21:20] Ashiya
    We've lost contact with Bel, I'm afraid,
[21:24] Ashiya
    so I called Miss Suzuki
    for advice on the matter.
[21:27] Emi
    Bel?
[21:30] Emi
    Bel! Hello, Bel?!
[21:34] Ashiya
    Perhaps she really left for Udon World...
[21:39] Chiho
    Shh!
[21:40] Chiho
    Miss Suzuno, are you there?
[21:44] Chiho
    I'm coming in!
[21:51] Chiho
    Miss Suzuno?
[21:54] Emi
    What on earth happened?
[22:11] Maou
    Suzuno, did you use that
    crocodile curry to make curry udon?
[22:15] Suzuno
    Yes. And then when I ate it,
[22:19] Suzuno
    it splashed on my favorite kimono!
[22:24] Ashiya
    And the shock made you decide
    not to eat udon for a while?
[22:29] Chiho
    Next time call me, and I'll tell
    you how to get the stains out.
[22:31] Suzuno
    How could I tell others
    something so pathetic?!
[22:34] Emi
    But it's not a big deal, so—
[22:36] Suzuno
    Don't say that! I was really shocked!
[22:41] Maou
    I guess the path to sleepovers
    will be steep, huh?
[22:43] Ashiya
    Indeed.
[22:48] Emi
    That's why we're going back
    to buy the futon next week.
[22:54] Emi
    What's wrong?
[22:56] Rika
    I'm startin' not to know m'self.
[23:00] Emi
    Huh?
[23:02] Rika
    I wonder if people always felt this
    impatient in the era before mobile phones.
[23:12] Emi
    I honestly don't know anymore.
[23:15] Emi
    Should I defeat the Devil or not?
[23:18] Emerada
    Here's what I've heard that married
    couples say when they're struggling:
[23:22] Emerada
    "I'm going to stay with
    my parents for a while."
[23:26] Emi
    We're not married!
[23:29] Emi
    But actually...
[23:32] Emi
    Maybe visiting Ente Isla and sorting out
    my feelings for a bit isn't such a bad idea.