E12 - The Devil Carries Out His Duties

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[00:06] ---
    Central Police Hospital
[00:13] ---
    How terribly I have failed...
[00:16] ---
    Shiro Ashiya
[00:17] ---
    Who knows how much
    just this one IV will cost...!
[00:22] ---
    Even if I heal, I won't be
    able to face His Majesty...
[00:26] ---
    Oh! Mr. Ashiya, you're awake!
[00:30] ---
    Yes, Ma'am... Er, I'd like
    to ask you one more time...
[00:36] ---
    You accept public health insurance, correct?
[00:39] ---
    Yes, everything's fine.
    Okay, I'm giving you another bag of--
[00:43] ---
    No thank you!
[00:50] ---
    What?
[00:54] ---
    Excuse me, are you all right?
[00:58] ---
    A policeman?
[01:00] ---
    What on Earth...?
[01:10] ---
    Olba!
[01:18] ---
    Mr. Ashiya!
[01:19] ---
    See? I told you not to move yet!
[01:22] ---
    I'm adding a bag! You're getting two now!
[01:25] ---
    I-I can't believe it...
[01:27] ---
    I can't believe you! Is it your tummy?
[01:29] ---
    Public Health Insurance ID Card
[01:29] ---
    Did you get a tummyache?!
[01:29] ---
    "Villa Rosa Sasazuka"...
[01:31] ---
    You're wrong--
[01:32] ---
    I most certainly am not!
[01:37] ---
    I'm coming, Chi!
[01:51] ---
    Kono shunkan, kono basho ga sutaato
[01:55] ---
    Imeeji shite miyou nani ga dekiru no ka na
[02:01] ---
    Shinjirarenai dekigoto datte aru
[02:05] ---
    Motto... koete yukeru ne
[02:12] ---
    Zero kara umareru subete kagayaite ano sora e
[02:23] ---
    Omoikiri habatakitai
[02:26] ---
    Saikou no sumairu de warainagara saa yukou!
[02:34] ---
    Michi no sekai e to ima tobidasou yo
[02:40] ---
    Mirai wo erabi, kimeru no wa jibun
[02:44] ---
    Yume wo oikakete yukou
[02:46] ---
    Naku hi mo aru
[02:48] ---
    Sore wa daiji na negai, kienaide
[02:54] ---
    Kitto aeru kara, asu no kimi e...
[03:12] ---
    The Devil Carries Out His Duties
[03:21] ---
    Why don't you just give up
    already, and hand over Better Half?
[03:26] ---
    It's not materializing,
    so what do you expect from me?
[03:30] ---
    I'd say the sword itself is rejecting you.
[03:34] ---
    By rights, the sacred sword
    shouldn't be in human hands.
[03:37] ---
    We must take it back.
[03:40] ---
    This is Heaven's collective will.
[03:43] ---
    More importantly, Chiho's got
    nothing to do with this. Let her go.
[03:48] ---
    I can't do that. She's a precious sample.
[03:53] ---
    A human from another world who reveres
    the Devil even knowing who he is.
[03:58] ---
    It's worth investigating what effects
    the Devil's power has on human ecology.
[04:03] ---
    You sicko!
[04:05] ---
    That's no way for a mere human to
    speak to the great archangel Sariel.
[04:20] ---
    Ow!
[04:23] ---
    Shit, a barrier field?
[04:24] ---
    I don't think your body can take much more.
[04:27] ---
    I wish you wouldn't make me
    keep doing this--I'm a ladies' man.
[04:35] ---
    Women shouldn't make such unseemly screams.
[04:39] ---
    Do try to sound more ladylike.
[04:43] ---
    Ah, it seems a pest snuck his way in.
[04:48] ---
    Ma... ou...
[04:50] ---
    Let's give our guest a warm welcome. Right, Bel?
[04:55] ---
    At the Devil's current power level,
    you're quite capable of defeating him alone.
[05:01] ---
    So you're fine with that, then?
[05:04] ---
    The Devil and I perish in another world,
[05:07] ---
    and Ente Isla goes on the same
    as it did before you came.
[05:13] ---
    And you're honestly fine with that.
[05:16] ---
    Why be troubled? I, the patron angel
    of the Doctrinal Correction Council,
[05:21] ---
    hereby guarantee the orthodoxy of your actions.
[05:25] ---
    Go.
[05:27] ---
    Miss Suzuno...
[05:30] ---
    why?
[05:32] ---
    Why?
[05:40] ---
    Please, help me.
[05:43] ---
    I don't want to sacrifice anyone else!
[05:47] ---
    Man, what a pain!
[05:52] ---
    Wham!
[05:56] ---
    Ugh, so tired...
[06:01] ---
    What was that?!
[06:04] ---
    Suzuno...
[06:06] ---
    D-D-D-Dullahan!
[06:09] ---
    How could you do that?!
    What did the Dullahan ever do to you?!
[06:14] ---
    You better reimburse me for the
    new bike, the bike registration fee,
[06:19] ---
    and the oversized-garbage disposal fee!
[06:23] ---
    Wait! Hey!
[06:25] ---
    Quiet! Shut up, shut up, shut up!
[06:28] ---
    Stop! Please, just wait! I only need a minute!
[06:34] ---
    Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
[06:37] ---
    Okay! All ready.
[06:40] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:43] ---
    You probably don't know,
    since you've got no job.
[06:47] ---
    Listen up: MgRonald's uniforms
    are given to employees on loan.
[06:51] ---
    If you let one get damaged for
    non-work reasons, you have to pay for it.
[06:56] ---
    The Devil's Castle doesn't have
    that kind of money lyin' around!
[06:59] ---
    Give me a break!
[07:04] ---
    Hey--
[07:06] ---
    Y-Y-You can't do that in public, you pervert!
[07:08] ---
    You're the one who did it!
[07:10] ---
    You had the guts to come to Japan
    all alone and settle right in next door,
[07:13] ---
    plus you're a good cook,
    so I figured I'd let a lot of things slide,
[07:16] ---
    but if you're gonna get in
    my way and hurt my crew,
[07:18] ---
    as substitute manager, I can't let that pass!
[07:20] ---
    You knew who I really was?
[07:24] ---
    Of course I did!
[07:26] ---
    In what world does a perfect
    Japanese maiden move in
[07:29] ---
    and suddenly start slaving away for
    an all-male household next door?!
[07:35] ---
    We still have leftovers from Suzuno.
[07:39] ---
    It's a little celestial force-y, but eh, why not.
[07:43] ---
    Seems like you really did
    a number on Ashiya, though.
[07:46] ---
    It's a shame.
[07:48] ---
    I thought you showed a lot of promise--
    you even get along with Emi.
[07:52] ---
    But in the end you're just like Olba, eh?
[07:55] ---
    You pretend to be good,
[07:56] ---
    but really you don't care what you
    sacrifice to get power, is that it?
[08:00] ---
    No!
[08:01] ---
    If you fight dirty to get what you want,
    how are you different from us demons?
[08:06] ---
    Shut up!
[08:07] ---
    You go to Hushimaen with Emi and
    Chi and help 'em with the bazaar--
[08:11] ---
    You make friends,
    and then drag 'em into this?
[08:14] ---
    Aren't you ashamed?
[08:15] ---
    Shut up!
[08:19] ---
    That's crazy...
[08:22] ---
    Wh-Why?
[08:24] ---
    I used up almost all my magic on the barrier.
[08:29] ---
    What's the matter? Not gonna attack me?
[08:33] ---
    I'm leavin', then.
[08:36] ---
    Chi's waitin' for me.
[08:38] ---
    It's no use. You can't beat
    him the way you are now.
[08:43] ---
    You've got someone else with you?
[08:46] ---
    The archangel Sariel.
[08:49] ---
    That would do it. Emi couldn't take him down.
SIGN    Ow, ouch...
[08:52] ---
    Sariel gets more powerful
    the closer he is to the moon.
[08:57] ---
    With no magic, you haven't
    got a chance of winning.
[09:01] ---
    So you wanna run away?
[09:03] ---
    Why would you do all this?
[09:06] ---
    Chi's my junior at work that I gotta protect,
    and an important member of my command.
[09:10] ---
    I don't abandon my men and run.
    I've got some sense of shame.
[09:14] ---
    And really, you're countin' on me too, aren't you?
[09:18] ---
    To do what?
[09:19] ---
    To take down Sariel.
[09:23] ---
    Isn't that why you didn't
    stop Chi from callin' me?
[09:27] ---
    I-I...
[09:30] ---
    Well, it's the same difference to me.
[09:35] ---
    Why would a demon like you say that?
[09:39] ---
    Why are you the Devil?
[09:41] ---
    When the Devil says that to me...
[09:46] ---
    It means I can't stay shameless either!
[09:54] ---
    What's Maou doing?
[09:56] ---
    I know he's gotten himself
    mixed up in some kind of trouble.
[10:00] ---
    Wonder what's up at the government offices...
[10:03] ---
    Maou?
[10:04] ---
    Did he leave Emilia to fend for herself?
[10:06] ---
    Oof...
[10:08] ---
    Well? Was there a probl--
[10:11] ---
    Olba?
[10:12] ---
    It's been a long time, Lucifer.
[10:15] ---
    So, you got out. Looks like you're doing well.
[10:18] ---
    You could say that.
[10:20] ---
    Not a bad home you've got here.
[10:23] ---
    You could say that.
[10:24] ---
    Would you like to go back to Heaven?
[10:28] ---
    Come with me again. I'll grant that wish.
[10:45] ---
    If the sacred sword won't separate
    from you after this much torture,
[10:50] ---
    I suppose I'll have to remove
    it from your body directly.
[10:54] ---
    "Directly"...?
[10:57] ---
    H-Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[11:00] ---
    Extracting the heavenly silver
[11:01] ---
    St-Stop that...!
[11:03] ---
    that forms Better Half straight out of your flesh.
[11:04] ---
    Y-You jerk, let me go!
[11:07] ---
    What are you doing to Miss Yusa, you pervert?!
[11:10] ---
    "Pervert"? How rude. And in any case,
    her meager bust size isn't to my taste.
[11:17] ---
    I'll kill him.
[11:18] ---
    It would be fair to say
[11:19] ---
    I swear I'll kill him!
[11:19] ---
    that you're more to my taste in that sense, too.
[11:22] ---
    Don't you worry; I'll investigate
    your body quite thoroughly later.
[11:28] ---
    You're depraved beyond
    all redemption, you scum!
[11:30] ---
    Molester!
[11:31] ---
    Sicko!
[11:32] ---
    Deviant!
[11:32] ---
    Filthy Peeping Tom!
[11:33] ---
    Panty snatcher!
[11:34] ---
    I haven't done that much!
[11:37] ---
    That's enough, you wenches!
[11:39] ---
    You just try laying a finger
    on Chiho. You'll regret it.
[11:43] ---
    Big talk is all very well,
    but what can you possibly do now?
[11:47] ---
    I'm not talking about me. If you mess
    with her, you'll answer to the Devil.
[11:52] ---
    The Devil? Does the hero
    Emilia count on the Devil's help?
[11:57] ---
    Not what I'm saying.
[11:59] ---
    You ran a restaurant across from
    MgRonald's, and you didn't notice?
[12:03] ---
    What do you mean?
[12:05] ---
    That girl works for MgRonald's,
    and the Devil is its shift manager.
[12:12] ---
    If an employee is in danger,
    it's the supervisor's duty to protect her.
[12:17] ---
    Are you out of your mind?
[12:19] ---
    Do you seriously think the Devil is
    bound by this world's conventions?
[12:24] ---
    Dammit... why is... the elevator... broken?!
[12:31] ---
    He's not bound by them.
    He follows them of his own free will.
[12:37] ---
    That's the A-level staffer and shift
    manager of the Hatagaya MgRonald's:
[12:41] ---
    the man called Sadao Maou.
[12:46] ---
    This is priceless!
    A Devil who's trusted by a hero?! I--
[12:49] ---
    Yo.
[12:53] ---
    Mr. Maou!
[12:54] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Chi.
[12:55] ---
    M-Mr. Maou?!
[12:57] ---
    Looks like you're safe too, Emi.
[12:58] ---
    Stay away from me! And don't look!
[13:00] ---
    Aren't you being mean?!
[13:01] ---
    To think you really came to the rescue...
[13:03] ---
    I sure as heck never thought the
    perfumed dwarf managing the SFC
[13:08] ---
    was Mr. Gaze of the Fall.
[13:09] ---
    I needed to take back
    the sacred sword, you see.
[13:12] ---
    The evolving heavenly silver that forms
    Better Half is Heaven's cherished treasure.
[13:17] ---
    We can't very well let the hero keep it.
[13:19] ---
    Frankly, I couldn't care less
    about Heaven's problems.
[13:22] ---
    It's hurting someone from my restaurant
    that I won't let you get away with.
[13:26] ---
    How dare you scare Chi like that!
[13:30] ---
    Mr. Maou!
[13:31] ---
    Chi's my junior at work and an
    important member of my command.
[13:34] ---
    As the Devil and as the shift manager,
    I protect my command!
[13:38] ---
    Yes, of course...
[13:41] ---
    What can you do with that frail little body?
[13:50] ---
    Mr. Maou!
[13:51] ---
    How long can you hold out with
    what little magic you have left?
[13:59] ---
    Mr. Maou!
[14:00] ---
    Maou!
[14:02] ---
    Don't worry, Chi.
[14:06] ---
    I ain't gonna lose!
[14:10] ---
    You're really something, Satan!
    Just how long will that false courage last?
[14:14] ---
    Dammit... I can't do any
    real damage without magic!
[14:18] ---
    What do I do?
[14:19] ---
    My power increases the closer I get to the moon.
[14:24] ---
    You're in a pinch, Satan. What will you do?
[14:42] ---
    Divine souls who maintain life and time,
[14:48] ---
    discover this world beyond the stars.
[14:56] ---
    Destroying this place would--
[14:58] ---
    Cause a panic...
[15:00] ---
    Lucifer?!
[15:01] ---
    ...and maybe get us some magic
    from the fear and anger?
[15:05] ---
    It's too late to do any good.
    I mean, look over there.
[15:11] ---
    What is that?
[15:22] ---
    What is this?! Who...?
[15:25] ---
    Magnificent! Look how close the moon is!
[15:28] ---
    I'm brimming with power!
[15:30] ---
    Okay, this is no time to hold back!
[15:33] ---
    Huh?
[15:38] ---
    Hey, you jerk, lemme go!
[15:41] ---
    Struggling is no use now.
[15:44] ---
    No one can beat me while
    I have this much power!
[15:55] ---
    What's going on?!
[16:00] ---
    Central Police Hospital
[16:09] ---
    Sire.
[16:16] ---
    What? What's happening?!
[16:18] ---
    Magic is gathering... Which means...
[16:21] ---
    There's probably major
    panic down in the streets.
[16:24] ---
    Mr. Maou...
[16:28] ---
    Mmm, this is great.
    Thanks to you, I've replenished my magic.
[16:37] ---
    You're all right now.
[16:40] ---
    You simpleton!
[16:42] ---
    Put a damper on that
    ridiculous power of yours!
[16:45] ---
    Are you trying to kill the good Chiho?!
[16:46] ---
    Oh, sorry!
[16:47] ---
    Do you plan to fight in those?!
[16:50] ---
    Not to worry! This underwear is made
    from a new fabric that's ultra-durable!
[16:54] ---
    How much faith are you
    putting in that underwear?!
[16:58] ---
    Hey, Suzuno, you take care of those two.
[17:01] ---
    Understood.
[17:02] ---
    Um... Miss Suzuno?
[17:07] ---
    I'll... explain things later.
[17:11] ---
    Um...
[17:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:15] ---
    Miss Suzuno!
[17:16] ---
    You mean to align yourself with the Devil?!
    Have you lost your wits, Bel?!
[17:20] ---
    You're the one who's lost his wits, Sariel.
[17:23] ---
    You force a false peace on our people,
    create chaos for another world,
[17:27] ---
    and betray those we should protect,
    those who die for their faith?!
[17:30] ---
    Is that really the sort of justice God exhibits?!
[17:33] ---
    As head investigator of the
    Doctrinal Correction Council,
[17:37] ---
    I cannot allow a "justice"
    so full of falsehood go unchallenged!
[17:41] ---
    "Correction"? Get off your high horse!
[17:43] ---
    The Inquisition's bloodthirsty god of
    death has no place talking of justice!
[17:48] ---
    Shut your mouth!
[17:49] ---
    If nothing else, I know that the
    Devil's--Sadao Maou's--life in Japan
[17:53] ---
    is no trespass against justice!
[17:56] ---
    Say what you want, but with the power
    of this giant moon, no one can beat me!
[18:02] ---
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[18:05] ---
    Excellent. Now the great Sariel
    will dispose of the Devil for us.
[18:11] ---
    Hey, can I have Emilia's bag back?
[18:14] ---
    Hmm?
[18:15] ---
    Sure. But what do you plan to do with it?
[18:18] ---
    Huh? Give it back to Emilia.
[18:20] ---
    What?
[18:21] ---
    I mean, if I don't, she'll kill me.
[18:23] ---
    Wh-Wh-Why, you! D-D-Don't tell me--?!
[18:28] ---
    You tricked me!
[18:39] ---
    Heaven can be found on Earth in a one-room
    second-floor apartment, you know?
[18:44] ---
    NEETs rule!
[18:45] ---
    You take things from here, Satan.
[18:52] ---
    Th-The moon...
[18:53] ---
    Hey, Sariel.
[18:56] ---
    I'm a merciful Devil, so I'll let you pick.
[18:58] ---
    Pick what?
[18:59] ---
    Run home with your tail between your legs,
    or end this with a beating from me.
[19:04] ---
    So, which is it?
[19:06] ---
    That's obvious. I'll defeat
    you and achieve my goal!
[19:11] ---
    A Devil who can only get magic by
    doping himself with human negativity
[19:14] ---
    is nothing to be afraid of!
[19:19] ---
    Oh, crap!
[19:31] ---
    Enough flitting around!
[19:38] ---
    He's on a freaking rampage!
[19:42] ---
    Come here, Chiho Sasaki!
[19:43] ---
    Pow!
[19:59] ---
    You okay?
[20:01] ---
    You're something, all right.
[20:02] ---
    Sorry...
[20:02] ---
    Eh, I don't care anymore. That perv
    tormented me all day, and I'm worn out.
[20:09] ---
    Now put me down.
[20:10] ---
    Hey, Emi.
[20:11] ---
    What?
[20:12] ---
    Your shirt's open.
[20:19] ---
    That damn Devil! I swear
    I'll kill him once I get the sword!
[20:24] ---
    I'll wring his neck!
[20:26] ---
    Give it up. You may be invincible
    against anyone with celestial force,
[20:31] ---
    but up against me--
[20:33] ---
    Whatever, put me down.
[20:36] ---
    You may be invincible against
    anyone with celestial force...
[20:41] ---
    ...but you chose the wrong
    guy to pick a fight with.
[20:45] ---
    I'll give you my sacred sword.
[20:48] ---
    Go on, you pervy angel, beg God for mercy.
[20:56] ---
    O Lord, please save this lost sheep...
[21:10] ---
    Yeesh, he trashed this whole place!
[21:15] ---
    I finally get my magic back, and I'm
    gonna have to fix everything again?
[21:19] ---
    It's your fault for dawdling.
[21:21] ---
    Excuse me? Is that any way to
    talk to the guy who saved you?
[21:26] ---
    Nobody asked you to.
[21:28] ---
    What was that, Miss Flat-Chested?!
[21:30] ---
    You--I--gah!
[21:32] ---
    More importantly, Emilia--
[21:33] ---
    What do you mean, "more importantly"?!
    This is very important!
[21:36] ---
    And doesn't it bother you to hear that about us?!
[21:36] ---
    Please calm down! Please don't fight!
[21:39] ---
    How rude! What does it have to do with me?!
[21:40] ---
    Sire. Apologies for my lateness.
[21:43] ---
    I went back to the Devil's Castle for a cape.
[21:45] ---
    Darn right you're late! What did you
    even come for?! The whole thing's over!
[21:49] ---
    Forget that, just put on some clothes!
[21:51] ---
    What am I...
[21:51] ---
    Huh?! Aw, man, I left my uniform downstairs!
[21:51] ---
    What is the meaning of my existence?!
[21:54] ---
    Wait, crap, I bailed out of work!
[21:56] ---
    Mr. Maou, don't go back looking like that!
[21:58] ---
    I even brought His Majesty's cape!
[22:03] ---
    Wonder if it's over...
[22:06] ---
    Phew, I worked too hard.
    I want some fried fish...
[22:28] ---
    Doko kara asa ni naru? Shizuka na sora
[22:33] ---
    Minai furi wo shita yubikiri koyubi no saki
[22:39] ---
    Warawareta tsuki nara kiete
    yuku n da kinou no houkaku e
[22:50] ---
    Usotsuki okubyoumono
    minna matomete boku nara
[22:55] ---
    Saite ita no wa yume no naka da
[23:01] ---
    Tsuki no kage ni kakushiteta
    hontou wa ne naiteta
[23:06] ---
    Namida wa mou nagarenai karete shimatta no?
[23:12] ---
    Nani mo ka mo yurusetara
    nagareru ka mo shirenai kedo
[23:19] ---
    Mamoritai mono bakari da na
[23:47] ---
    The Devil and the Hero
    Do Some Honest Hard Work
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