E10 - The Devil Adamantly Insists on Buying a TV
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[00:00] Emerada
Excuse me, I need to ask you something.
[00:04] Emerada
Has Lailah been to see you?
[00:07] Emi
Huh? Who's Lailah?
[00:09] Emerada
Isn't she your mother, Emilia?
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[00:13] Emerada
Oh dear, was I wrong?
[00:16] Emi
I don't know my mother.
I don't even know if she's alive.
[00:22] Emerada
This is going to sound mean,
but I recently met an impertinent weirdo.
[00:28] Emi
Huh?
[00:29] Emerada
And the thing is,
[00:30] Emerada
Emilia, I'm pretty convinced
that this weirdo is your mother.
[00:38] Suzuno
Are you all right, Emilia?
You've been pretty deep in thought.
[00:43] Emi
Actually—
[00:47] Suzuno
Is an enemy attacking?!
[00:48] Emi
Pipe down, guys! You'll wake up Alas Ramus!
[00:52] Maou
I'll say it again:
[00:54] Maou
Let's buy a TV!
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[02:30] Gabriel
Man, I'm more adaptable than I ever dreamed.
[02:37] Sato
Hi there, Greece.
[02:38] Gabriel
Ah, good morning, Sato.
[02:40] Gabriel
You're out of luck.
There's no more oolong tea.
[02:43] Sato
Seriously? Not an auspicious
start to the day.
[02:47] Sato
Guess I'll have some water and go to work.
[02:49] Gabriel
I didn't know you were working today.
[02:51] Gabriel
By the way, I heard that
Sato isn't your real name.
[02:54] Sato
Oh, that.
[02:56] Sato
A lot of people would suffer
if my name went public.
[03:00] Gabriel
Say what?
[03:01] Sato
But I'll give you my epic life story,
featuring my fall from CEO to homeless man,
[03:06] Sato
plus my master plan to start another business.
[03:09] Gabriel
So only your name is a secret?
Also, don't you have to go to work?
[03:13] Sato
Oh, right.
[03:15] Sato
We'll talk later!
[03:16] Gabriel
He's amazing... I don't know
anyone else so full of life.
[03:28] Gabriel
The frozen fish at the supermarket have
more life in their eyes than I do.
[03:34] Gabriel
Hmm?
[03:38] Gabriel
Hello?
[03:39] Gabriel
Oh, here already?
[03:42] Gabriel
Yeah, I'll come get you.
[03:45] Gabriel
Well, then... What shall my
purpose for working be now?
[03:50] Gabriel
I am an angel. I want to work for justice!
[03:55] Ashiya
F-For what purpose?
[03:57] Ashiya
You once said we don't need
TV to understand the world!
[04:03] Ashiya
We have the internet now, Sire!
[04:05] Urushihara
Could you stop acting like internet searches
are my only purpose in life?
[04:09] Maou
Let's move on.
[04:10] Urushihara
Don't let that pass!
[04:11] Maou
We never bought a TV because the fridge
and washing machine took priority.
[04:17] Maou
However!
[04:18] Maou
We just got extra money from
the outdoor jobs.
[04:20] Maou
And thus, I feel it's time
to take the plunge!
[04:22] Ashiya
Why is your next priority a TV?
[04:25] Maou
Listen up, Ashiya.
Emi has a TV in her apartment.
[04:29] Emi
I'm involved now?
[04:30] Maou
That's not fair.
[04:33] Maou
I want to watch TV with Alas Ramus, too!
[04:37] Chiho
His ulterior motive is exterior!
[04:39] Emi
I really don't watch TV that much.
[04:42] Maou
Then give me yours.
[04:43] Emi
You wanna fight?!
[04:44] Ashiya
I understand your feelings, Sire.
[04:46] Maou
So we can?!
[04:47] Ashiya
However!
[04:48] Urushihara
There's the reception fee to consider.
[04:52] Ashiya
I have a suggestion.
[04:54] Ashiya
We face an obstacle called "the budget."
[04:57] Ashiya
So why don't we try some
market research on this issue?
[05:00] Maou
Market research?
[05:02] Ashiya
First, we'll go to our real estate agent and
ask how TV contracts work for us.
[05:07] Ashiya
If the TV fee would be
on top of our current fees...
[05:11] Ashiya
this conversation will be over.
[05:13] Emi
My building's rent includes all those fees.
[05:16] Ashiya
Be quiet, Emilia! I secretly
don't want to buy a TV!
[05:20] Chiho
You may have been too open with that secret.
[05:22] Maou
Answer me this, Ashiya:
[05:24] Maou
Assuming we clear the reception
fee hurdle, what price can we afford?
[05:32] Ashiya
Calculated, Sire!
[05:33] Maou
Okay!
[05:34] Ashiya
Considering what we made from our temp jobs,
[05:38] Ashiya
we can pay 5,000 yen per person
for a total of 15,000 yen!
[05:41] Ashiya
I'll be generous and allow up
to 20,000. But not one yen more!
[05:44] Urushihara
What? I'm paying too?
[05:47] Ashiya
Of course!
[05:48] Ashiya
Be grateful I'm not seizing
your entire earnings
[05:51] Ashia
to compensate for your wild spending!
[05:57] Maou
Twenty thousand yen, you say?
[05:59] Maou
Aren't you forgetting something, Ashiya?
[06:02] Ashiya
Wh-What's that, Sire?
[06:03] Maou
Where did I buy that fridge?
And the washing machine?
[06:07] Ashiya
As I recall, it was the Yodogawabashi
Camera by the Shinjuku Station West Exit...
[06:12] Maou
It would seem you've finally figured it out!
[06:15] Ashiya
Th-That's...!
SIGN Point Balance: 6239P
Thank you for your business.
Yodogawabashi Camera – Shinjuku Station West Exit Store
[06:17] Maou
Yes, I have points!
[06:19] Maou
And I bought that stuff smack in
the middle of a 10% points back offer!
[06:26] Ashiya
I can't believe it!
[06:27] Maou
Twenty thousand yen? Ha! Easily done!
[06:29] Maou
With these points, I've got
26,239 yen to work with!
[06:35] Ashiya
Th-This can't be!
[06:38] Maou
You gave me enough rope
to hang yourself, Ashiya!
[06:42] Urushihara
Sorry you had to see this.
[06:44] Chiho
Mr. Maou must really want that TV.
[06:48] Emi
You're really coming
all the way to my place?
[06:50] Suzuno
Yes.
[06:51] Suzuno
I need to pick up something I left there,
[06:54] Suzuno
so I thought I'd have a look
at your TV while I'm at it.
[06:57] Chiho
You want one too, Miss Suzuno?
[06:59] Suzuno
The Devil is going to
Yodogawabashi Camera tomorrow.
[07:04] Suzuno
I plan to buy mine at the
same time, for efficiency's sake.
[07:07] Emi
Aren't they jobless right now?
[07:09] Emi
Why is he so unfazed by the expense?
[07:12] Emi
Eh, it's not my problem if they
overspend themselves and get in trouble.
[07:17] Chiho
But Miss Yusa, isn't it better
for you if things stay like this?
[07:21] Emi
I suppose so.
[07:23] Chiho
I spend a lot of time thinking
about whether there's some way
[07:26] Chiho
that all of the people I love
can find happiness together.
[07:32] Emi
There isn't.
[07:33] Chiho
This is one way you're
exactly like Mr. Maou.
[07:36] Emi
Excuse me?!
[07:37] Emi
Don't joke about that!
[07:42] Emi
Happiness together, huh?
[07:45] Emi
I wonder how long this
quiet life will last...
[07:49] Suzuno
Listen, Emilia.
[07:50] Suzuno
We may end up having to do something
that directly opposes our goal.
[07:57] Suzuno
We may need to personally protect the Devil.
[08:01] Emi
What?
[08:04] Suzuno
After what happened in Choshi,
the demon realm knows he's alive.
[08:08] Suzuno
In a worst-case scenario, he may be
kidnapped and taken back to Ente Isla.
[08:12] Emi
By demons, you mean?
[08:14] Suzuno
Now that they know the Devil is alive,
[08:16] Suzuno
they'll likely try to persuade him
to reestablish his army.
[08:20] Suzuno
It's not as though the
"hardliners" Camio mentioned
[08:23] Suzuno
have lost their loyalty to Satan.
[08:24] Emi
But even if they do try, he's...
[08:29] Suzuno
He's a king. The events
in Choshi made that clear.
[08:33] Emi
What do you mean?
[08:34] Suzuno
If he's forced to make a choice,
[08:36] Suzuno
I doubt he'll abandon the citizens
and compatriots asking him for help.
[08:39] Suzuno
Which means he'll never come back to Japan.
[08:42] Emi
Are you going with him
tomorrow to keep watch?
[08:45] Suzuno
Yes, but I do want a TV.
[08:50] Suzuno
I don't mind living in a bubble.
[08:52] Emi
Bubble? What?
[08:54] Suzuno
We're living in a comfortable
bubble now, aren't we?
[08:57] Suzuno
As long as the Devil is in Japan,
he's hardworking and safe.
[09:01] Suzuno
And you and I get to enjoy an easy life
in an unbelievably rich culture,
[09:06] Suzuno
blessed with good friends and confidants.
[09:09] Suzuno
It's as you wondered: Who knows how
long we'll be able live like this?
[09:15] Suzuno
For now, we'll just have to protect
the Devil from the worst-case scenario.
[09:19] Emi
I should warn you, there's nothing
more boring than monitoring those guys.
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[09:30] Emi
Rika? What's up?
[09:32] Rika
Promise not to laugh?
[09:33] Emi
I promise. Come on, what is it?
[09:36] Rika
U-Um, I know it's super weird
of me to ask you this, but...
[09:41] Rika
You're the only one I can turn to.
[09:44] Emi
Okay.
[09:45] Rika
So, what kind of clothes do
you think Mr. Ashiya likes?
[09:53] Rika
Emi?
[09:55] Emi
Cheap ones, I'd say.
[09:57] Rika
Cheap ones?
[09:58] Rika
So no designer brands, you mean?
[10:00] Emi
I've never seen him wearing
anything he didn't get at Unislo.
[10:04] Emi
I'm pretty sure the cheap shoes
were a deliberate choice, too.
[10:07] Rika
H-Huh? N-No, that's not what I meant.
[10:09] Emi
So what did you mean?
[10:11] Rika
C-Come on, don't play dumb!
[10:14] Rika
I'm asking what clothes
he'd find cute on a woman!
[10:19] Emi
M-May I ask a question before I answer?
[10:22] Rika
Y-Yeah, what?!
[10:23] Emi
Is something going on
between you and Ashiya?
[10:26] Rika
No, nothing! Nothing at all!
[10:29] Rika
B-But...
[10:32] Rika
The thing is...
[10:35] Rika
He invited me to go shopping
with him for some reason!
[10:41] Emi
What?
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[10:43] Ashiya
Today is information-gathering only, Sire.
[10:45] Maou
You're such a sore loser.
[10:47] Maou
Oh hey, why did you invite Rika Suzuki?
[10:50] Ashiya
So that we can get objective advice
from someone familiar with today's Japan.
[10:54] Maou
"Objective," eh?
[10:56] Maou
I didn't make this decision without
giving it careful thought, you know.
[11:01] Maou
There have been times in the past
when I wished we had a TV.
[11:05] Ashiya
Oh, you never told me.
[11:07] Maou
It was early in my MgR's career.
[11:10] Maou
You know the kids' Happiness Meals?
The ones with the toys?
[11:14] Ashiya
Yes, Sire.
[11:15] Maou
One day, a kindergarten-age kid
ordered a Happiness Meal,
[11:18] Maou
so I asked him which toy he wanted.
[11:21] Maou
And then...
[11:23] (Flashback) Kentaro
The one who says "geroro"!
[11:29] Maou
Yes. That face you all just made?
That's exactly how I felt.
[11:34] Maou
"The one who says 'geroro'"?
What the heck is that?!
[11:37] Maou
Back then, I didn't even know that
different Pokétures made different sounds.
[11:42] Urushihara
I did a search. Apparently it's
a special movie-original Pokéture.
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[11:46] Urushihara
It's a frog-shaped one called Digero.
Turns into a dragon when you transform it.
[11:50] Ashiya
I would think "geroro" is enough of a clue
[11:52] Ashiya
to guess that it's a toy with a frog-based design...
[11:55] Maou
Ashiya, you only think that because
we've lived here for over a year.
[12:00] Maou
It's different everywhere.
Only Japanese chickens say "kokekokko"!
[12:03] Suzuno
And? What's the point of this story?
[12:06] Maou
To summarize: If I'd seen even
just the advertising on TV,
[12:09] Maou
I would've had advance
knowledge of our products,
[12:12] Maou
which would have allowed me
to smoothly serve this customer!
[12:15] Urushihara
Long summary.
[12:16] Maou
We'd never watch stuff like that if we
didn't proactively take an interest, right?
[12:20] Maou
TV shows have info
we don't even know we need.
[12:23] Maou
Serendipitous gains, you know?
[12:25] Suzuno
I suppose it's time to leave.
[12:27] Ashiya
Let's go, Your Majesty.
[12:28] Maou
Huh? Uh, right.
[12:30] Maou
See you, Urushihara.
[12:32] Urushihara
Later.
[12:33] Maou
I have more reasons!
[12:34] Maou
The other day, people were talking
about a variety show in the break room—
[12:38] Suzuno
Please stop.
[12:44] Emi
Yes, please call whenever you need to.
[12:47] Emi
Thank you. My name is Yusa, and it
has been my pleasure to serve you.
[12:53] Maki
M-Miss Yusa, um...
[12:55] Emi
Yes?!
[12:57] Maki
I-I'm sorry, never mind!
[13:01] Emi
Sorry, Maki. What is it?
[13:03] Maki
U-Um, did you have a fight with Miss Rika?
[13:07] Emi
What? Wh-Why?
[13:09] Maki
Er, she was acting strange
all day yesterday,
[13:13] Maki
and she talked about calling you.
[13:15] Maki
And she took today off...
and you look scarily mad...
[13:19] Emi
Wow, I can see why you thought we fought.
[13:22] Maki
You didn't? Oh, thank goodness!
[13:25] Maki
I wonder if Miss Rika got
a boyfriend or something.
[13:29] Maki
Miss Yusa?
[13:30] Emi
Oh, no, it's nothing!
[13:36] Emi
No, no, no, no! Don't do that to me!
[13:38] Maki
Miss Yusa?!
[13:40] Emi
Sorry.
[13:42] Emi
Does Rika know that the Devil
and Bel will be there?
[13:46] Emi
She didn't use the word "date," but...
[13:49] Emi
I'm sure she'll be a little disappointed
that they're not alone.
[13:52] Emi
But that's not the point!
[13:57] Emi
Get your head on right, Emi Yusa.
That man is a demon!
[14:00] Emi
You shouldn't want to give
your friend alone time with him.
[14:05] Emi
Anyway, Bel is there,
[14:06] Emi
and I can trust her to protect
Rika and the demons.
[14:10] Emi
No, who cares about them?!
[14:15] Floor Leader
Yusa, are you sleep-deprived?
[14:18] Floor Leader
Just go home for the day.
[14:22] Alas Ramus
Mama, is something wrong?
[14:25] Emi
I'm fine. It's fine.
[14:33] Emi
Well, I'd better use this
free time effectively!
[14:39] Gabriel
This thing is empty!
[14:41] Gabriel
Ah, barley tea.
[14:43] Urushihara
So, you're still in Japan.
[14:45] Urushihara
Why are you here?
If you want Maou, he's out.
[14:48] Gabriel
I know. I came to see you, not him.
[14:55] Gabriel
The Devil's attendant and
the neighbor girl are both out, too,
[14:58] Gabriel
so I figured this was my chance.
[15:00] Urushihara
Make it short and sweet,
[15:03] Urushihara
or I'll text Maou that
you're raiding the fridge.
[15:06] Gabriel
Aw, don't be a stick in the mud.
[15:09] Gabriel
Look at it this way: A guest came,
so you gave him refreshments.
[15:13] Urushihara
You're no guest.
[15:14] Urushihara
And cut it out—I'll just
get yelled at later.
[15:18] Gabriel
You're so cold.
[15:19] Gabriel
But really, "I'll get yelled at"?
[15:22] Gabriel
They used to call you the son
of the dawn, the one closest to God.
[15:25] Gabriel
Kinda hilarious that you
turned out this way.
[15:28] Urushihara
Gee, sorry. This is me now.
[15:31] Gabriel
Why are you serving a young demon like him?
[15:34] Gabriel
Everyone says your power now
is nothing like it was in your prime,
[15:39] Gabriel
but I wanted to ask—why did you decide
to fall to the demon realm?
[15:46] Urushihara
There was nothing to do.
[15:48] Gabriel
Pardon?
[15:49] Urushihara
I'm having fun now.
[15:51] Gabriel
Surfing video sites in this
sweltering apartment is fun?
[15:55] Urushihara
Yeah, it is.
[15:57] Urushihara
Way better than sitting around in that
empty place for so maddeningly long.
[16:03] Urushihara
I couldn't take the boredom anymore,
so I joined Satan's plan.
[16:08] Urushihara
That's all.
[16:09] Gabriel
That! That right there!
[16:11] Urushihara
Huh?
[16:13] Gabriel
I came all the way here to Sasazuka
because I wanted to hear about Satan.
[16:18] Urushihara
Question him yourself.
[16:20] Gabriel
I don't mean that Johnny-come-lately.
[16:23] Gabriel
We both know there's another
Satan you used to hang out with.
[16:29] Gabriel
I want to know about
the legendary Demon King Satan.
[16:35] Urushihara
Ugh, that's all? I wasted my Serious Face.
[16:38] Gabriel
Hey! What's with the dismissiveness?
[16:40] Gabriel
Didn't I clearly set a "this is an
important talk" mood just now?!
[16:44] Urushihara
NEETs who read the mood are second-rate.
[16:46] Gabriel
Is a first-rate NEET worth being?!
[16:49] Urushihara
NEETs who react to other people's
opinions are third-rate.
[16:52] Gabriel
Don't they get kicked out of the house?
[16:54] Urushihara
You're below third-rate
if you get kicked out.
[16:56] Gabriel
Huh?
[16:57] Urushihara
We first-raters know exactly how far
we can push the hosts we feed on
[17:01] Urushihara
without them taking fatal action.
[17:03] Gabriel
What's with this
incomprehensible NEET pride?
[17:06] Gabriel
Real talk, you're tanking
your life here, okay?
[17:09] Urushihara
You shouldn't be a stick
in the mud, Gabriel.
[17:13] Urushihara
If that stuff hadn't happened,
[17:15] Urushihara
you and I and everyone else there
would've been NEETs, and you know it.
[17:22] Urushihara
You just read my mood! So second-rate.
[17:25] Gabriel
Why, you...
[17:26] Gabriel
Sheesh, we're way off topic now.
[17:29] Gabriel
The other thing I wanted to ask you about
is Demon King Satan's treasures.
[17:33] Gabriel
Do you know anything about that? Tell me.
[17:36] Urushihara
"Treasures"?
[17:37] Urushihara
Aren't you busy dealing
with the Yesod shards?
[17:39] Urushihara
Emilia got another one recently.
[17:43] Gabriel
Oh, that? I kinda put that on hold.
[17:46] Gabriel
I got taken off that case
anyway after I failed.
[17:55] Emi
The sacred sword, Alas Ramus,
[17:57] Emi
and whatever was on the other
end of Ciriatto's Link Crystal...
[18:01] Emi
I bet the shards of Yesod
attract each other.
[18:05] Emi
That woman knew Alas Ramus's name,
and she knew about the Yesod shards.
[18:10] Emi
She might be...
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[18:12] (Flashback) Emi
Hang on, are you saying you met my mom?
[18:15] (Flashback) Emerada
Sorry, I wanted to tell you sooner,
[18:18] (Flashback) Emerada
but we're having a bit of trouble here.
[18:21] (Flashback) Emi
Did something happen?
[18:23] (Flashback) Emerada
Well, the Efzahan empire
on the eastern continent
[18:26] (Flashback) Emerada
wants to conquer the central continent,
[18:28] (Flashback) Emerada
so they declared war on all the countries.
[18:32] (Flashback) Emi
You're saying war broke out?!
[18:34] (Flashback) Emerada
Yeah... and there are rumors that demons
have been sighted in Efzahan's army.
[18:41] (Flashback) Emi
Is this an "I should come home" thing?
[18:43] (Flashback) Emerada
The opposite.
[18:45] (Flashback) Emerada
If the Hero with the sacred sword
interferes in a war between humans...
[18:51] (Flashback) Emi
It could undermine the basic
credibility of the Hero.
[18:57] Emerada
That's the size of it.
[18:58] Emerada
Please do your best in Japan for a while.
[19:03] Emerada
Plus, Lailah might be in Japan, too.
[19:07] (Flashback) Emi
Yeah, that—what's that about?
[19:09] (Flashback) Emi
How did you even figure out she was my mom?
SIGN BEAR AND MOON
[19:12] Emerada
So, what happened was...
[19:14] (Flashback) Emerada
One day when I went to my local bar,
I found a kindred spirit...
[19:21] (Flashback) Emerada
I invited her to stay the night,
and she moved herself in with me...
[19:25] (Flashback) Emerada
And she had silver hair,
[19:27] (Flashback) Emerada
and she kind of looked a
little like you, you know?
[19:32] (Flashback) Emi
Why are you being so vague?
[19:34] (Flashback) Emerada
But the other day, she just disappeared.
[19:38] (Flashback) Emerada
She left behind a thank-you note,
[19:41] Emerada
and it said, "I was happy to meet
a friend of my daughter's."
[19:45] Emerada
And since she said that*,*
[19:47] (Flashback) Emerada
I thought she might've gone
to Japan to see you.
[19:55] Emi
It can't be...
[19:58] Gabriel
Your handwriting sucks.
SIGN Demon King Satan's Treasures Nothung Adramelechinusspearthing Falsgold Estrljem (Lembrenbe)
[20:00] Gabriel
And learn katakana already!
[20:02] Gabriel
I can't tell where individual words end!
[20:04] Gabriel
Aw, is this really all?
[20:06] Urushihara
People called Satan are always poor
for some reason. Never changes.
[20:11] Urushihara
I don't remember anything
worth calling a "treasure."
[20:14] Urushihara
So yep, that's all.
[20:16] Gabriel
Sheesh...
[20:18] Gabriel
Eh, I'm calling it a day and going home.
[20:20] Gabriel
Just don't forget that I'm
the reason he's standing down.
[20:23] Urushihara
He who?
[20:25] Gabriel
The watcher is here.
[20:28] Gabriel
His partner Sariel left.
[20:31] Gabriel
You should've predicted that
he'd show up eventually.
[20:34] Urushihara
Predicted how?!
[20:36] Urushihara
Why are you bunch of NEETs
suddenly showing signs of life?
[20:41] Gabriel
Call me if you remember anything else.
[20:44] Urushihara
In your dreams.
[20:47] Gabriel
Well, thanks for the info.
[20:54] Emi
All done.
[20:56] Emi
Now I just add some celestial force...
[21:01] Emi
I did it!
[21:05] Emi
This light will lead me to a shard of Yesod.
[21:09] Chiho
I wish I got to go TV shopping, too.
[21:13] Kaori
What are you talking about?
[21:14] Chiho
Oh, Mr. Maou is going to
go buy a TV with Mr. Ashiya.
[21:19] Kaori
Oho!
[21:20] Chiho
What?
[21:21] Kaori
Those are the two guys from
your work who live together, right?
[21:25] Chiho
Yeah...
[21:26] Kaori
Roommates... Shopping as a pair...
[21:29] Chiho
I think Miss Suzuno is going
with them, though—
[21:32] Kaori
Will it happen? Will they hold hands?!
[21:34] Kaori
No, it'd be even better if they were
so shy they didn't hold hands!
[21:38] Kaori
Crap, this is awesome.
[21:39] Chiho
Um, Kao, are you listening?
[21:49] Rika
Okay.
[21:51] Chiho
I'm home!
[21:53] Chiho
I wonder if Mr. Maou got his TV.
[22:01] Chiho
Huh?
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