E10 - The Devil Adamantly Insists on Buying a TV Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Emerada     Excuse me, I need to ask you something. [00:04] Emerada     Has Lailah been to see you? [00:07] Emi     Huh? Who's Lailah? [00:09] Emerada     Isn't she your mother, Emilia? SIGN    B     E     A     R          A     N     D          M     O     O     N [00:13] Emerada     Oh dear, was I wrong? [00:16] Emi     I don't know my mother.     I don't even know if she's alive. [00:22] Emerada     This is going to sound mean,     but I recently met an impertinent weirdo. [00:28] Emi     Huh? [00:29] Emerada     And the thing is, [00:30] Emerada     Emilia, I'm pretty convinced     that this weirdo is your mother. [00:38] Suzuno     Are you all right, Emilia?     You've been pretty deep in thought. [00:43] Emi     Actually— [00:47] Suzuno     Is an enemy attacking?! [00:48] Emi     Pipe down, guys! You'll wake up Alas Ramus! [00:52] Maou     I'll say it again: [00:54] Maou     Let's buy a TV! SIGN    The Devil is a Part-Timer! SIGN    Season 2 SIGN    m 370 218 l 609 218 609 245 370 245 SIGN    The Devil Adamantly Insists on Buying a TV SIGN    The Devil Adamantly Insists on Buying a TV [02:30] Gabriel     Man, I'm more adaptable than I ever dreamed. [02:37] Sato     Hi there, Greece. [02:38] Gabriel     Ah, good morning, Sato. [02:40] Gabriel     You're out of luck.     There's no more oolong tea. [02:43] Sato     Seriously? Not an auspicious     start to the day. [02:47] Sato     Guess I'll have some water and go to work. [02:49] Gabriel     I didn't know you were working today. [02:51] Gabriel     By the way, I heard that     Sato isn't your real name. [02:54] Sato     Oh, that. [02:56] Sato     A lot of people would suffer     if my name went public. [03:00] Gabriel     Say what? [03:01] Sato     But I'll give you my epic life story,     featuring my fall from CEO to homeless man, [03:06] Sato     plus my master plan to start another business. [03:09] Gabriel     So only your name is a secret?     Also, don't you have to go to work? [03:13] Sato     Oh, right. [03:15] Sato     We'll talk later! [03:16] Gabriel     He's amazing... I don't know     anyone else so full of life. [03:28] Gabriel     The frozen fish at the supermarket have     more life in their eyes than I do. [03:34] Gabriel     Hmm? [03:38] Gabriel     Hello? [03:39] Gabriel     Oh, here already? [03:42] Gabriel     Yeah, I'll come get you. [03:45] Gabriel     Well, then... What shall my     purpose for working be now? [03:50] Gabriel     I am an angel. I want to work for justice! [03:55] Ashiya     F-For what purpose? [03:57] Ashiya     You once said we don't need     TV to understand the world! [04:03] Ashiya     We have the internet now, Sire! [04:05] Urushihara     Could you stop acting like internet searches     are my only purpose in life? [04:09] Maou     Let's move on. [04:10] Urushihara     Don't let that pass! [04:11] Maou     We never bought a TV because the fridge     and washing machine took priority. [04:17] Maou     However! [04:18] Maou     We just got extra money from     the outdoor jobs. [04:20] Maou     And thus, I feel it's time     to take the plunge! [04:22] Ashiya     Why is your next priority a TV? [04:25] Maou     Listen up, Ashiya.     Emi has a TV in her apartment. [04:29] Emi     I'm involved now? [04:30] Maou     That's not fair. [04:33] Maou     I want to watch TV with Alas Ramus, too! [04:37] Chiho     His ulterior motive is exterior! [04:39] Emi     I really don't watch TV that much. [04:42] Maou     Then give me yours. [04:43] Emi     You wanna fight?! [04:44] Ashiya     I understand your feelings, Sire. [04:46] Maou     So we can?! [04:47] Ashiya     However! [04:48] Urushihara     There's the reception fee to consider. [04:52] Ashiya     I have a suggestion. [04:54] Ashiya     We face an obstacle called "the budget." [04:57] Ashiya     So why don't we try some     market research on this issue? [05:00] Maou     Market research? [05:02] Ashiya     First, we'll go to our real estate agent and     ask how TV contracts work for us. [05:07] Ashiya     If the TV fee would be     on top of our current fees... [05:11] Ashiya     this conversation will be over. [05:13] Emi     My building's rent includes all those fees. [05:16] Ashiya     Be quiet, Emilia! I secretly     don't want to buy a TV! [05:20] Chiho     You may have been too open with that secret. [05:22] Maou     Answer me this, Ashiya: [05:24] Maou     Assuming we clear the reception     fee hurdle, what price can we afford? [05:32] Ashiya     Calculated, Sire! [05:33] Maou     Okay! [05:34] Ashiya     Considering what we made from our temp jobs, [05:38] Ashiya     we can pay 5,000 yen per person     for a total of 15,000 yen! [05:41] Ashiya     I'll be generous and allow up     to 20,000. But not one yen more! [05:44] Urushihara     What? I'm paying too? [05:47] Ashiya     Of course! [05:48] Ashiya     Be grateful I'm not seizing     your entire earnings [05:51] Ashia     to compensate for your wild spending! [05:57] Maou     Twenty thousand yen, you say? [05:59] Maou     Aren't you forgetting something, Ashiya? [06:02] Ashiya     Wh-What's that, Sire? [06:03] Maou     Where did I buy that fridge?     And the washing machine? [06:07] Ashiya     As I recall, it was the Yodogawabashi     Camera by the Shinjuku Station West Exit... [06:12] Maou     It would seem you've finally figured it out! [06:15] Ashiya     Th-That's...! SIGN    Point Balance: 6239P          Thank you for your business.          Yodogawabashi Camera – Shinjuku Station West Exit Store [06:17] Maou     Yes, I have points! [06:19] Maou     And I bought that stuff smack in     the middle of a 10% points back offer! [06:26] Ashiya     I can't believe it! [06:27] Maou     Twenty thousand yen? Ha! Easily done! [06:29] Maou     With these points, I've got     26,239 yen to work with! [06:35] Ashiya     Th-This can't be! [06:38] Maou     You gave me enough rope     to hang yourself, Ashiya! [06:42] Urushihara     Sorry you had to see this. [06:44] Chiho     Mr. Maou must really want that TV. [06:48] Emi     You're really coming     all the way to my place? [06:50] Suzuno     Yes. [06:51] Suzuno     I need to pick up something I left there, [06:54] Suzuno     so I thought I'd have a look     at your TV while I'm at it. [06:57] Chiho     You want one too, Miss Suzuno? [06:59] Suzuno     The Devil is going to     Yodogawabashi Camera tomorrow. [07:04] Suzuno     I plan to buy mine at the     same time, for efficiency's sake. [07:07] Emi     Aren't they jobless right now? [07:09] Emi     Why is he so unfazed by the expense? [07:12] Emi     Eh, it's not my problem if they     overspend themselves and get in trouble. [07:17] Chiho     But Miss Yusa, isn't it better     for you if things stay like this? [07:21] Emi     I suppose so. [07:23] Chiho     I spend a lot of time thinking     about whether there's some way [07:26] Chiho     that all of the people I love     can find happiness together. [07:32] Emi     There isn't. [07:33] Chiho     This is one way you're     exactly like Mr. Maou. [07:36] Emi     Excuse me?! [07:37] Emi     Don't joke about that! [07:42] Emi     Happiness together, huh? [07:45] Emi     I wonder how long this     quiet life will last... [07:49] Suzuno     Listen, Emilia. [07:50] Suzuno     We may end up having to do something     that directly opposes our goal. [07:57] Suzuno     We may need to personally protect the Devil. [08:01] Emi     What? [08:04] Suzuno     After what happened in Choshi,     the demon realm knows he's alive. [08:08] Suzuno     In a worst-case scenario, he may be     kidnapped and taken back to Ente Isla. [08:12] Emi     By demons, you mean? [08:14] Suzuno     Now that they know the Devil is alive, [08:16] Suzuno     they'll likely try to persuade him     to reestablish his army. [08:20] Suzuno     It's not as though the     "hardliners" Camio mentioned [08:23] Suzuno     have lost their loyalty to Satan. [08:24] Emi     But even if they do try, he's... [08:29] Suzuno     He's a king. The events     in Choshi made that clear. [08:33] Emi     What do you mean? [08:34] Suzuno     If he's forced to make a choice, [08:36] Suzuno     I doubt he'll abandon the citizens     and compatriots asking him for help. [08:39] Suzuno     Which means he'll never come back to Japan. [08:42] Emi     Are you going with him     tomorrow to keep watch? [08:45] Suzuno     Yes, but I do want a TV. [08:50] Suzuno     I don't mind living in a bubble. [08:52] Emi     Bubble? What? [08:54] Suzuno     We're living in a comfortable     bubble now, aren't we? [08:57] Suzuno     As long as the Devil is in Japan,     he's hardworking and safe. [09:01] Suzuno     And you and I get to enjoy an easy life     in an unbelievably rich culture, [09:06] Suzuno     blessed with good friends and confidants. [09:09] Suzuno     It's as you wondered: Who knows how     long we'll be able live like this? [09:15] Suzuno     For now, we'll just have to protect     the Devil from the worst-case scenario. [09:19] Emi     I should warn you, there's nothing     more boring than monitoring those guys. SIGN    Rika [09:30] Emi     Rika? What's up? [09:32] Rika     Promise not to laugh? [09:33] Emi     I promise. Come on, what is it? [09:36] Rika     U-Um, I know it's super weird     of me to ask you this, but... [09:41] Rika     You're the only one I can turn to. [09:44] Emi     Okay. [09:45] Rika     So, what kind of clothes do     you think Mr. Ashiya likes? [09:53] Rika     Emi? [09:55] Emi     Cheap ones, I'd say. [09:57] Rika     Cheap ones? [09:58] Rika     So no designer brands, you mean? [10:00] Emi     I've never seen him wearing     anything he didn't get at Unislo. [10:04] Emi     I'm pretty sure the cheap shoes     were a deliberate choice, too. [10:07] Rika     H-Huh? N-No, that's not what I meant. [10:09] Emi     So what did you mean? [10:11] Rika     C-Come on, don't play dumb! [10:14] Rika     I'm asking what clothes     he'd find cute on a woman! [10:19] Emi     M-May I ask a question before I answer? [10:22] Rika     Y-Yeah, what?! [10:23] Emi     Is something going on     between you and Ashiya? [10:26] Rika     No, nothing! Nothing at all! [10:29] Rika     B-But... [10:32] Rika     The thing is... [10:35] Rika     He invited me to go shopping     with him for some reason! [10:41] Emi     What? [10:43] ---      [10:43] Ashiya     Today is information-gathering only, Sire. [10:45] Maou     You're such a sore loser. [10:47] Maou     Oh hey, why did you invite Rika Suzuki? [10:50] Ashiya     So that we can get objective advice     from someone familiar with today's Japan. [10:54] Maou     "Objective," eh? [10:56] Maou     I didn't make this decision without     giving it careful thought, you know. [11:01] Maou     There have been times in the past     when I wished we had a TV. [11:05] Ashiya     Oh, you never told me. [11:07] Maou     It was early in my MgR's career. [11:10] Maou     You know the kids' Happiness Meals?     The ones with the toys? [11:14] Ashiya     Yes, Sire. [11:15] Maou     One day, a kindergarten-age kid     ordered a Happiness Meal, [11:18] Maou     so I asked him which toy he wanted. [11:21] Maou     And then... [11:23] (Flashback) Kentaro     The one who says "geroro"! [11:29] Maou     Yes. That face you all just made?     That's exactly how I felt. [11:34] Maou     "The one who says 'geroro'"?     What the heck is that?! [11:37] Maou     Back then, I didn't even know that     different Pokétures made different sounds. [11:42] Urushihara     I did a search. Apparently it's     a special movie-original Pokéture. SIGN    Pokéture the Movie     Digrahelios The Road to Sky King [11:46] Urushihara     It's a frog-shaped one called Digero.     Turns into a dragon when you transform it. [11:50] Ashiya     I would think "geroro" is enough of a clue [11:52] Ashiya     to guess that it's a toy with a frog-based design... [11:55] Maou     Ashiya, you only think that because     we've lived here for over a year. [12:00] Maou     It's different everywhere.     Only Japanese chickens say "kokekokko"! [12:03] Suzuno     And? What's the point of this story? [12:06] Maou     To summarize: If I'd seen even     just the advertising on TV, [12:09] Maou     I would've had advance     knowledge of our products, [12:12] Maou     which would have allowed me     to smoothly serve this customer! [12:15] Urushihara     Long summary. [12:16] Maou     We'd never watch stuff like that if we     didn't proactively take an interest, right? [12:20] Maou     TV shows have info     we don't even know we need. [12:23] Maou     Serendipitous gains, you know? [12:25] Suzuno     I suppose it's time to leave. [12:27] Ashiya     Let's go, Your Majesty. [12:28] Maou     Huh? Uh, right. [12:30] Maou     See you, Urushihara. [12:32] Urushihara     Later. [12:33] Maou     I have more reasons! [12:34] Maou     The other day, people were talking     about a variety show in the break room— [12:38] Suzuno     Please stop. [12:44] Emi     Yes, please call whenever you need to. [12:47] Emi     Thank you. My name is Yusa, and it     has been my pleasure to serve you. [12:53] Maki     M-Miss Yusa, um... [12:55] Emi     Yes?! [12:57] Maki     I-I'm sorry, never mind! [13:01] Emi     Sorry, Maki. What is it? [13:03] Maki     U-Um, did you have a fight with Miss Rika? [13:07] Emi     What? Wh-Why? [13:09] Maki     Er, she was acting strange     all day yesterday, [13:13] Maki     and she talked about calling you. [13:15] Maki     And she took today off...     and you look scarily mad... [13:19] Emi     Wow, I can see why you thought we fought. [13:22] Maki     You didn't? Oh, thank goodness! [13:25] Maki     I wonder if Miss Rika got     a boyfriend or something. [13:29] Maki     Miss Yusa? [13:30] Emi     Oh, no, it's nothing! [13:36] Emi     No, no, no, no! Don't do that to me! [13:38] Maki     Miss Yusa?! [13:40] Emi     Sorry. [13:42] Emi     Does Rika know that the Devil     and Bel will be there? [13:46] Emi     She didn't use the word "date," but... [13:49] Emi     I'm sure she'll be a little disappointed     that they're not alone. [13:52] Emi     But that's not the point! [13:57] Emi     Get your head on right, Emi Yusa.     That man is a demon! [14:00] Emi     You shouldn't want to give     your friend alone time with him. [14:05] Emi     Anyway, Bel is there, [14:06] Emi     and I can trust her to protect     Rika and the demons. [14:10] Emi     No, who cares about them?! [14:15] Floor Leader     Yusa, are you sleep-deprived? [14:18] Floor Leader     Just go home for the day. [14:22] Alas Ramus     Mama, is something wrong? [14:25] Emi     I'm fine. It's fine. [14:33] Emi     Well, I'd better use this     free time effectively! [14:39] Gabriel     This thing is empty! [14:41] Gabriel     Ah, barley tea. [14:43] Urushihara     So, you're still in Japan. [14:45] Urushihara     Why are you here?     If you want Maou, he's out. [14:48] Gabriel     I know. I came to see you, not him. [14:55] Gabriel     The Devil's attendant and     the neighbor girl are both out, too, [14:58] Gabriel     so I figured this was my chance. [15:00] Urushihara     Make it short and sweet, [15:03] Urushihara     or I'll text Maou that     you're raiding the fridge. [15:06] Gabriel     Aw, don't be a stick in the mud. [15:09] Gabriel     Look at it this way: A guest came,     so you gave him refreshments. [15:13] Urushihara     You're no guest. [15:14] Urushihara     And cut it out—I'll just     get yelled at later. [15:18] Gabriel     You're so cold. [15:19] Gabriel     But really, "I'll get yelled at"? [15:22] Gabriel     They used to call you the son     of the dawn, the one closest to God. [15:25] Gabriel     Kinda hilarious that you     turned out this way. [15:28] Urushihara     Gee, sorry. This is me now. [15:31] Gabriel     Why are you serving a young demon like him? [15:34] Gabriel     Everyone says your power now     is nothing like it was in your prime, [15:39] Gabriel     but I wanted to ask—why did you decide     to fall to the demon realm? [15:46] Urushihara     There was nothing to do. [15:48] Gabriel     Pardon? [15:49] Urushihara     I'm having fun now. [15:51] Gabriel     Surfing video sites in this     sweltering apartment is fun? [15:55] Urushihara     Yeah, it is. [15:57] Urushihara     Way better than sitting around in that     empty place for so maddeningly long. [16:03] Urushihara     I couldn't take the boredom anymore,     so I joined Satan's plan. [16:08] Urushihara     That's all. [16:09] Gabriel     That! That right there! [16:11] Urushihara     Huh? [16:13] Gabriel     I came all the way here to Sasazuka     because I wanted to hear about Satan. [16:18] Urushihara     Question him yourself. [16:20] Gabriel     I don't mean that Johnny-come-lately. [16:23] Gabriel     We both know there's another     Satan you used to hang out with. [16:29] Gabriel     I want to know about     the legendary Demon King Satan. [16:35] Urushihara     Ugh, that's all? I wasted my Serious Face. [16:38] Gabriel     Hey! What's with the dismissiveness? [16:40] Gabriel     Didn't I clearly set a "this is an     important talk" mood just now?! [16:44] Urushihara     NEETs who read the mood are second-rate. [16:46] Gabriel     Is a first-rate NEET worth being?! [16:49] Urushihara     NEETs who react to other people's     opinions are third-rate. [16:52] Gabriel     Don't they get kicked out of the house? [16:54] Urushihara     You're below third-rate     if you get kicked out. [16:56] Gabriel     Huh? [16:57] Urushihara     We first-raters know exactly how far     we can push the hosts we feed on [17:01] Urushihara     without them taking fatal action. [17:03] Gabriel     What's with this     incomprehensible NEET pride? [17:06] Gabriel     Real talk, you're tanking     your life here, okay? [17:09] Urushihara     You shouldn't be a stick     in the mud, Gabriel. [17:13] Urushihara     If that stuff hadn't happened, [17:15] Urushihara     you and I and everyone else there     would've been NEETs, and you know it. [17:22] Urushihara     You just read my mood! So second-rate. [17:25] Gabriel     Why, you... [17:26] Gabriel     Sheesh, we're way off topic now. [17:29] Gabriel     The other thing I wanted to ask you about     is Demon King Satan's treasures. [17:33] Gabriel     Do you know anything about that? Tell me. [17:36] Urushihara     "Treasures"? [17:37] Urushihara     Aren't you busy dealing     with the Yesod shards? [17:39] Urushihara     Emilia got another one recently. [17:43] Gabriel     Oh, that? I kinda put that on hold. [17:46] Gabriel     I got taken off that case     anyway after I failed. [17:55] Emi     The sacred sword, Alas Ramus, [17:57] Emi     and whatever was on the other     end of Ciriatto's Link Crystal... [18:01] Emi     I bet the shards of Yesod     attract each other. [18:05] Emi     That woman knew Alas Ramus's name,     and she knew about the Yesod shards. [18:10] Emi     She might be... SIGN    B     E     A     R          A     N     D          M     O     O     N [18:12] (Flashback) Emi     Hang on, are you saying you met my mom? [18:15] (Flashback) Emerada     Sorry, I wanted to tell you sooner, [18:18] (Flashback) Emerada     but we're having a bit of trouble here. [18:21] (Flashback) Emi     Did something happen? [18:23] (Flashback) Emerada     Well, the Efzahan empire     on the eastern continent [18:26] (Flashback) Emerada     wants to conquer the central continent, [18:28] (Flashback) Emerada     so they declared war on all the countries. [18:32] (Flashback) Emi     You're saying war broke out?! [18:34] (Flashback) Emerada     Yeah... and there are rumors that demons     have been sighted in Efzahan's army. [18:41] (Flashback) Emi     Is this an "I should come home" thing? [18:43] (Flashback) Emerada     The opposite. [18:45] (Flashback) Emerada     If the Hero with the sacred sword     interferes in a war between humans... [18:51] (Flashback) Emi     It could undermine the basic     credibility of the Hero. [18:57] Emerada     That's the size of it. [18:58] Emerada     Please do your best in Japan for a while. [19:03] Emerada     Plus, Lailah might be in Japan, too. [19:07] (Flashback) Emi     Yeah, that—what's that about? [19:09] (Flashback) Emi     How did you even figure out she was my mom? SIGN    BEAR AND MOON [19:12] Emerada     So, what happened was... [19:14] (Flashback) Emerada     One day when I went to my local bar,     I found a kindred spirit... [19:21] (Flashback) Emerada     I invited her to stay the night,     and she moved herself in with me... [19:25] (Flashback) Emerada     And she had silver hair, [19:27] (Flashback) Emerada     and she kind of looked a     little like you, you know? [19:32] (Flashback) Emi     Why are you being so vague? [19:34] (Flashback) Emerada     But the other day, she just disappeared. [19:38] (Flashback) Emerada     She left behind a thank-you note, [19:41] Emerada     and it said, "I was happy to meet     a friend of my daughter's." [19:45] Emerada     And since she said that*,* [19:47] (Flashback) Emerada     I thought she might've gone     to Japan to see you. [19:55] Emi     It can't be... [19:58] Gabriel     Your handwriting sucks. SIGN    Demon King Satan's Treasures Nothung Adramelechinusspearthing Falsgold Estrljem (Lembrenbe) [20:00] Gabriel     And learn katakana already! [20:02] Gabriel     I can't tell where individual words end! [20:04] Gabriel     Aw, is this really all? [20:06] Urushihara     People called Satan are always poor     for some reason. Never changes. [20:11] Urushihara     I don't remember anything     worth calling a "treasure." [20:14] Urushihara     So yep, that's all. [20:16] Gabriel     Sheesh... [20:18] Gabriel     Eh, I'm calling it a day and going home. [20:20] Gabriel     Just don't forget that I'm     the reason he's standing down. [20:23] Urushihara     He who? [20:25] Gabriel     The watcher is here. [20:28] Gabriel     His partner Sariel left. [20:31] Gabriel     You should've predicted that     he'd show up eventually. [20:34] Urushihara     Predicted how?! [20:36] Urushihara     Why are you bunch of NEETs     suddenly showing signs of life? [20:41] Gabriel     Call me if you remember anything else. [20:44] Urushihara     In your dreams. [20:47] Gabriel     Well, thanks for the info. [20:54] Emi     All done. [20:56] Emi     Now I just add some celestial force... [21:01] Emi     I did it! [21:05] Emi     This light will lead me to a shard of Yesod. [21:09] Chiho     I wish I got to go TV shopping, too. [21:13] Kaori     What are you talking about? [21:14] Chiho     Oh, Mr. Maou is going to     go buy a TV with Mr. Ashiya. [21:19] Kaori     Oho! [21:20] Chiho     What? [21:21] Kaori     Those are the two guys from     your work who live together, right? [21:25] Chiho     Yeah... [21:26] Kaori     Roommates... Shopping as a pair... [21:29] Chiho     I think Miss Suzuno is going     with them, though— [21:32] Kaori     Will it happen? Will they hold hands?! [21:34] Kaori     No, it'd be even better if they were     so shy they didn't hold hands! [21:38] Kaori     Crap, this is awesome. [21:39] Chiho     Um, Kao, are you listening? [21:49] Rika     Okay. [21:51] Chiho     I'm home! [21:53] Chiho     I wonder if Mr. Maou got his TV. [22:01] Chiho     Huh?