E2 - The Devil and the Hero Inconceivably Become Parents
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[00:03] Maou
Calm down, Alas Ramus!
[00:05] Maou
This girl and I aren't your parents—
[00:08] Alas Ramus
No! Papa is Satan!
[00:10] Maou
What should we do? Help me, Emi!
[00:13] Emi
H-How should I know?
[00:16] Alas Ramus
Mama!
[00:25] Emi
Don't stare at me like that!
[00:26] Emi
She caught the sacred sword barehanded.
[00:28] Emi
She looks like a baby,
but she might not really be one!
[00:31] Suzuno
That theory won't get us
anywhere right now, though.
[00:35] Suzuno
Think how she must feel, Emilia.
She expects you to be her mother.
[00:39] Emi
Easy for you to say!
[00:41] Chiho
I don't see the problem, Miss Yusa!
I'd trade places with you if I could!
[00:46] Emi
I'm sensing an ulterior motive there.
[00:52] Emi
Aw, sheesh... I'm telling you,
I'm not your mama...
[01:01] Alas Ramus
Mama!
[01:03] Emi
Oh, all right.
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[02:39] Maou
If it weren't for the apple thing,
I'd say she was a normal baby.
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[02:44] Maou
Pokey, pokey.
[02:45] Emi
Stop that! You'll wake her up.
[02:48] Urushihara
Why do you think she said
her papa was Satan?
[02:52] Chiho
Maybe she imprinted.
[02:54] Chiho
Like, they were the first people she
saw after hatching from the apple,
[02:56] Chiho
so she assumed they were her parents?
[02:58] Urushihara
That's not my point. I meant,
how could she tell that Maou is Satan?
[03:04] Maou
Someone must've called me
"Satan" within earshot of her.
[03:09] Ashiya
And then that someone sent her
to you disguised as an apple?
[03:16] Maou
Yeah.
[03:16] Chiho
Mr. Maou, does that mean
you're acknowledging p-paternity?!
[03:20] Maou
Whoa, Chi, that phrasing is kinda intense.
[03:24] Emi
We don't know whether whoever
sent her is an enemy or an ally,
[03:27] Emi
but I'm sure they'll be coming here soon.
[03:30] Ashiya
Could it be Sariel again?
[03:32] Suzuno
No, I doubt he's involved.
[03:35] Suzuno
"Alas Ramus" isn't
a heavenly name, after all.
[03:39] Suzuno
Those words are from
an Ente Islan human language.
[03:42] Suzuno
"Alas" means "wing,"
and "ramus" means "branch."
[03:45] Suzuno
We can assume that the parent who
named her lives somewhere on Ente Isla.
[03:50] Maou
Basically, we don't know
who Alas Ramus is or who sent her,
[03:53] Maou
but we have to stay with her
until that friend or foe shows up?
[03:57] Urushihara
Which brings us back to the problem
of who'll take care of her.
[04:03] Emi
I can't take her in.
I live alone, and I work days.
[04:07] Ashiya
It'll be hard to support
a child on our budget, though.
[04:11] Ashiya
Moreover, a home with three men
is utterly unfit for a baby.
[04:16] Chiho
I'm sorry. I'd like to help,
[04:19] Chiho
but I can't think of any story
that my parents would buy.
[04:22] Suzuno
I don't mind taking her in.
[04:25] Suzuno
I cared for many children
during my time with the Church.
[04:33] Chiho
Mr. Maou? Is something wrong?
[04:35] Maou
No, it's just... something
about this doesn't make sense.
[04:40] Maou
I've decided.
[04:42] Maou
The Devil's Castle will take in Alas Ramus!
[04:47] Kaori
So, did you tell that "Maou" guy
from your job that you like him?
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[04:52] Chiho
I did, but he hasn't
given me his answer yet.
[04:57] Kaori
Maybe you weren't aggressive enough?
[04:59] Chiho
It's more like...
[05:01] (Flashback) Maou
Chi's my junior at work and
an important member of my command.
[05:04] (Flashback) Maou
As the Devil and as the shift manager,
I protect my command!
[05:09] Chiho
Maybe he can't see me as an equal,
only as someone to be protected.
[05:15] Kaori
It'll be okay.
You're a capable girl, Sasa-chii.
[05:19] Kaori
Okay, once practice is over,
let's go to MgR's for a strategy meeting.
[05:22] Chiho
Actually, I'm busy today.
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[05:39] Ashiya
Hello, Miss Sasaki...
[05:42] Chiho
Is now a bad time?
[05:44] Ashiya
It's fine. She finally fell asleep just now.
[05:48] Chiho
Well, here I am.
[05:50] Ashiya
His Majesty and I tried to hold her
and soothe her crying last night,
[05:55] Ashiya
but she never stopped.
[05:58] Ashiya
She kept wailing, "Where's Mama?"
[06:00] Chiho
What did you feed her?
[06:02] Ashiya
She ate some udon without complaint.
[06:05] Ashiya
Apparently we can feed her human food.
[06:08] Chiho
That's good.
[06:10] Chiho
Here, I bought one
of everything you might need.
[06:14] Chiho
These are all diapers.
[06:16] Chiho
Try a few with her and
use whichever works best.
[06:19] Chiho
These are antibacterial wet wipes
for when she makes a mess.
[06:22] Chiho
And here are some kids' toothbrushes,
kids' barley tea, and a sippy cup.
[06:26] Ashiya
Miss Sasaki, you do so much for us.
[06:30] Ashiya
I cannot find the words
to express my gratitude.
[06:33] Chiho
It's not a big deal.
[06:36] Ashiya
Nonsense. If you are willing,
[06:38] Ashiya
once King Satan gains power in Japan
and forms his new Devil's Army,
[06:41] Ashiya
I'd like to see you in its highest position.
[06:44] Chiho
No, thank you.
[06:46] Chiho
Mr. Maou gave me enough money
to buy these things,
[06:49] Chiho
and it was actually kind of fun.
[06:53] Chiho
Plus, well...
[06:55] Chiho
someday I hope to, um...
Yeah... With Mr. Maou...
[07:01] Ashiya
Miss Sasaki?
[07:02] Chiho
N-N-Never mind! It's nothing!
[07:07] Suzuno
Alciel, here's the bento
and energy drink you asked for.
[07:11] Ashiya
I won't thank you, Bel.
[07:14] Ashiya
How much?
[07:15] Chiho
Oh, wow, Mr. Ashiya is spending money
on an Orion Bento meal!
[07:20] Lucifer
Oh, we got food?
[07:21] Ashiya
Silence, you parasite!
[07:25] Chiho
Mr. Ashiya...
[07:27] Suzuno
The crying last night was unbelievable.
[07:29] Suzuno
It woke me up countless times, too,
and there was a wall between us.
[07:34] Alas Ramus
Papa...
[07:36] Alas Ramus
Papa?
[07:39] Ashiya
Not again!
[07:42] Rika
Did something bad happen, Emi?
[07:45] Emi
Huh?
[07:46] Rika
You've been furrowing your brow all day.
[07:49] Rika
Are you bickering with Mr. Maou
and the guys again?
[07:52] Emi
Why do you seem kind of excited about that?
[07:55] Emi
Anyway, this time it's something
I can't really say "not my problem" about.
[07:59] Emi
There's a little kid involved.
[08:01] Rika
You and Mr. Maou have a kid?
[08:04] Emi
No, that's just what she says...
[08:07] Rika
Wait, seriously?!
[08:09] Emi
I-It's not like that!
[08:11] Emi
Um, I mean, it kind of is? But it's not!
[08:16] Emi
Thank you for calling the Docodemo
Customer Service Center. My name is Yusa.
[08:21] Chiho
That should do it.
[08:22] Suzuno
You have impressive skill.
[08:24] Ashiya
I truly am no match for Miss Sasaki.
[08:28] Ashiya
I'm ashamed of my arrogance in
calling myself a resourceful general.
[08:31] Chiho
I have experience babysitting
my cousin's kid, that's all.
[08:35] Chiho
Dirty diapers are no fun, huh?
[08:38] Chiho
Your papa and, uh, mama
are coming back, okay?
[08:41] Chiho
So be good and wait.
[08:42] Alas Ramus
Okay!
[08:43] Chiho
My name is Chiho.
[08:46] Alas Ramus
Chi...o?
[08:48] Chiho
Chi-ho. Your papa calls me Chi.
[08:53] Alas Ramus
Chi!
[08:54] Suzuno
That won't do, Alas Ramus.
The good Chiho is older than you are.
[08:59] Suzuno
You need to address her respectfully.
[09:01] Chiho
Huh?
[09:03] Suzuno
Let's see... Try calling her
"Big Sister Chiho."
[09:06] Alas Ramus
Cho... chi...
[09:09] Alas Ramus
Sis...
[09:10] Alas Ramus
Chi-sis!
[09:12] Chiho
You're too cute!
[09:13] Alas Ramus
Chi-sis! Chi-sis!
[09:17] Chiho
Now, this lady here is Big Sister Suzuno.
[09:21] Alas Ramus
Suzu-sis!
[09:23] Suzuno
"Suzu-sis"?
[09:24] Suzuno
Well, I... guess that's fine.
[09:29] Alas Ramus
Chi-sis! Suzu-sis!
[09:32] Chiho
Aw, you're so cute!
[09:34] Suzuno
S-Stop saying my name.
[09:37] Suzuno
Don't look at me like that!
[09:39] Suzuno
That's not fair! You're too cute!
[09:42] Urushihara
You're so easy.
[09:45] Rika
She's Mr. Maou's relative?
[09:47] Emi
I don't know more than that.
[09:49] Emi
She started calling me "Mama," though.
[09:53] Rika
That'd throw me for a loop, too.
[09:55] Rika
Her latching on to you is one thing,
but mistaking you for her mom?
[09:59] Rika
There's only so much an outsider can do.
[10:02] Rika
So if you're not committed for the
long haul, you'd better stay out of this.
[10:06] Emi
I promised to swing by after work, though.
[10:09] Rika
Hey! You're clearly raring to go!
[10:13] Emi
It's not that I feel sorry
for her or anything,
[10:16] Emi
but I guess I'd like her time here to be fun.
[10:21] Rika
That's you, Emi. For better
or for worse, you're a softie.
[10:24] Rika
But it's hard not to get attached.
[10:26] Rika
Just don't get in so deep
[10:27] Rika
that you're depressed when
she goes back to her parents.
[10:32] Emi
I'll be careful.
[10:33] Rika
I have an idea—I bet this'd be
a good way to make memories.
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[10:38] Rika
They're priority tickets
to an amusement park.
[10:40] Rika
Docodemo is one of the investors,
so any employee can use them.
[10:48] Alas Ramus
Papa! Came to see you!
[10:51] Maou
Wha—
[10:54] Maou
What?!
[10:54] Maou
Why did you bring her here?!
This isn't funny!
[10:57] Chiho
I'm sorry. I thought
if we took her for a walk,
[10:59] ---
[11:00] Chiho
the change of pace might
help her remember something,
[11:03] Chiho
and she'd get to see "Papa" sooner.
[11:05] Alas Ramus
Papa! Papa!
[11:07] Maou
S-Stop saying that, please!
[11:08] Kawa-cchi
Is that Maa and Chi's kid?!
[11:11] Nakayama
No way!
[11:11] Nakayama
If she is, I'll take Maou down.
No, I'll take him out.
[11:15] Kawa-cchi
What I want to know is, where's Miss Kisaki?
[11:17] Kawa-cchi
If she hears this...
[11:19] Kisaki
Maa?
[11:21] Kisaki
Do my eyes and ears deceive me,
[11:24] Kisaki
or did that little girl Chi
brought just call you "Papa"?
[11:29] Kisaki
Well?
[11:30] Maou
Yes, she did.
[11:32] Kisaki
You're Maou and Sasaki's friend
Miss Kamazuki, if I recall correctly.
[11:37] Kisaki
Would you mind if I borrowed
Sasaki for a bit?
[11:41] Suzuno
That's fine... er, ma'am.
[11:44] Kisaki
Thank you so much.
[11:46] Kisaki
Hey, Maa.
[11:47] Kisaki
Escort Miss Kamazuki to a table.
[11:50] Kisaki
Chi, I'll hold her.
[11:54] Suzuno
I apologize. It seems we didn't
think this through enough.
[11:58] Maou
Nah, I can't fault you for tryin'
to do right by Alas Ramus.
[12:06] Sarue
Has Heaven forsaken me?
[12:09] Sarue
Has my eternal goddess's heart
already been won by another man?
[12:13] Sarue
Is that the fruit of their love?!
[12:15] Maou
You take this one, Suzuno.
[12:17] Suzuno
What? Hey!
[12:19] Sarue
Crestia Bel, is this a dream?
Please tell me it's a dream!
[12:23] Suzuno
I take it you don't know
that infant's origins, Lord Sariel?
[12:27] Sarue
Oh, if only she were mine!
[12:31] Kisaki
Have you two ever stopped
to consider how it looks
[12:34] Kisaki
for a high school girl to come in
and out of a man's apartment,
[12:38] Kisaki
taking care of a baby?
[12:41] Chiho
B-But Mr. Maou and I didn't do anything,
[12:45] Chiho
and he's got no one else to turn to...
[12:47] Kisaki
You may not understand this yet, Chi,
[12:50] Kisaki
but society leaps to conclusions
without thinking, and rumors travel fast.
[12:55] Kisaki
What's worse, there's no way to stop it.
[13:00] Alas Ramus
You smell like Papa!
[13:02] Kisaki
I do, huh? Maybe you're smelling the fries.
[13:09] Kisaki
When I say that to young people
who are as unthinking as society is,
[13:13] Kisaki
they snap back with,
"What does society know about us?"
[13:16] Kisaki
You didn't, which puts you
ahead of the crowd.
[13:18] Maou
I don't know enough about society
to confidently dismiss it.
[13:24] Kisaki
And saying that means you're
halfway to being mature.
[13:28] Kisaki
You can go home for the day, Maa.
[13:30] Maou
What? But...
[13:33] Kisaki
You're her "Papa," right?
[13:35] Kisaki
So prioritize time spent with your kid
over some immediate income.
[13:42] Maou
Listen, Chi.
[13:44] Chiho
Yes?
[13:45] Maou
I know Miss Kisaki is right, but still...
[13:49] Maou
Can I keep taking advantage
of your trust for a while longer?
[13:54] Chiho
Huh?
[13:55] Maou
Emi and Suzuno are technically my enemies,
[13:58] Maou
even if we're not fightin' much for now.
[14:01] Maou
Chi, you're kinda the only human in Japan
[14:04] Maou
that I can trust completely
enough to ask for a favor.
[14:09] Maou
And I know it's unfair of me to say this
[14:13] Maou
when I still haven't
given you a proper answer.
[14:15] Maou
But, um... I'd appreciate it
if you'd keep helpin' me.
[14:24] Maou
Hey, why are you crying?
Was it something I said?!
[14:28] Chiho
I-I'm sorry. It's just, I'm kind of happy...
[14:33] Chiho
Now I know I'm someone you rely on.
[14:36] Maou
Uh, you're happy?
[14:38] Maou
But why are you crying, then?
[14:41] Chiho
Sorry. But humans are like this sometimes.
[14:45] Chiho
We cry even when we're happy.
[14:47] Maou
I don't really get it. But, um...
[14:51] Chiho
I understand that you
can't answer me right away.
[14:54] Chiho
I'll wait until you can, no matter
what the answer ends up being.
[14:58] Chiho
So...
[15:01] Alas Ramus
Chi-sis?
[15:06] Chiho
I'll do my best to help you!
[15:08] Maou
O-Oh. I don't deserve it, but thank you.
[15:13] Chiho
Sure.
[15:15] Kisaki
Maa, I just remembered!
In that drawer over there...
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[15:22] Kisaki
A newspaper salesman gave me these.
[15:25] Kisaki
I figured I'd give them to you,
since I won't use them, but...
[15:30] Kisaki
You understand what I told you, right?
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[15:33] Ashiya
We've got an accidental collection here.
[15:36] Maou
Tokyo Big-Egg Town is basically
an amusement park, right?
[15:39] Maou
It's a place for kids to have fun.
We should use these and go.
[15:43] Alas Ramus
Go with Papa and Mama!
[15:47] Maou
You brought those, so you must've
prepared yourself for this.
[15:51] Emi
Wh-What do you mean by "this"?
[15:53] Maou
So, Alas Ramus.
[15:54] Maou
We're gonna go to the park.
Is it okay if Mama doesn't come?
[15:57] Alas Ramus
No! Mama comes!
[15:59] Maou
Then how about if you go out
with Mama, and I don't come?
[16:04] Alas Ramus
No!
[16:05] Maou
You heard her.
[16:07] Maou
If anyone has an idea that can
get Alas Ramus's buy-in, go for it.
[16:11] Maou
Emi and I will back you a hundred percent.
[16:13] Ashiya
S-Sire, the idea of you, Emilia,
and Alas Ramus alone together is...
[16:19] Chiho
Miss Yusa, won't you please go with them?
[16:24] Emi
Chiho?
[16:25] Chiho
Why not think of it as making sure
Mr. Maou doesn't try any funny business?
[16:30] Emi
But what about you?
[16:32] Chiho
I'm not what's important here.
[16:34] Chiho
You should spend as much time
as you can with Alas Ramus.
[16:43] Emi
I hate this.
[16:46] Emi
Why am I chickening out?!
[16:48] Emi
I'm going as Alas Ramus's substitute mom,
[16:51] Emi
not as the Devil's w-w-wi—
[16:55] Emi
I'm being ridiculous!
[16:58] Emi
Maybe I should swing by a beauty salon.
[17:02] Emi
H-Hello!
[17:04] Emerada
Hello? This is Emerada.
[17:08] Emi
Eme?! Listen, it's not like I'm looking
forward to this, okay?!
[17:11] Emerada
Wh-What are you talking about?
[17:14] Emi
Oh, nothing, never mind. Everything's fine!
[17:18] Emi
I'm definitely doing my job.
I haven't forgotten my duty as a hero.
[17:22] Emerada
That angel who was after
the sacred sword is still there, right?
[17:26] Emi
I don't think we have to worry
about Sariel for a while.
[17:30] Emi
I still don't know why he came
after the sword, though.
[17:33] Emi
A-Also, I don't know whether
this is relevant, but...
[17:37] Emerada
A little girl in apple form?
[17:42] Emerada
I've never heard of any human
or demon like that.
[17:47] Emi
Right, of course not.
[17:50] Emerada
Well, I'll look into her.
[17:55] Emi
I will hit up that salon.
[17:57] Emi
I refuse to let him see me looking tired!
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[18:01] Ashiya
It's too dangerous, Sire! Please reconsider!
SIGN Shiro Ashiya
[18:04] Maou
Calm down!
[18:06] Maou
Even Emi's past tryin'
to kill me in public at this point.
[18:10] Ashiya
Even assuming Emilia is no danger,
what if someone targets Alas Ramus?
[18:14] Maou
We won't be any safer from them
holed up in this run-down apartment.
[18:18] Maou
Do you want Alas Ramus
to turn out like Urushihara?
[18:21] Ashiya
She is far more accomplished!
[18:22] Ashiya
When Alas Ramus is done eating,
[18:24] Ashiya
she brings me her dishes in a clear
move to clean up after herself!
[18:27] Ashiya
She says "thank you"!
[18:29] Maou
So Urushihara
is worse than the toddler?
[18:30] Ashiya
Precisely, Sire!
[18:31] Urushihara
Hey!
[18:32] Suzuno
If you're so worried, why don't you
just follow them undercover, Alciel?
[18:37] Suzuno
You have extra tickets.
[18:39] Ashiya
B-But...
[18:41] Urushihara
Go ahead. I'll hold down the fort as usual.
[18:44] Ashiya
You bastard! You just want to take
advantage of me being gone all day
[18:48] Ashiya
to order same-day
deliveries on Jungle Prime!
[18:51] Suzuno
You should go if you can.
I'll keep an eye on Lucifer for you.
[18:56] Maou
Anyway, worrying won't
help us predict the future.
[19:01] Maou
So I'm gonna act based on the most
practical worry, which is life going on.
[19:07] Suzuno
What do you mean?
[19:08] Maou
Isn't it obvious?
[19:10] Maou
If I can't feed this household, it's all over.
[19:14] Maou
So I'm just gonna work hard.
[19:18] Ashiya
May I ask you a question, Sire?
[19:21] Ashiya
Why did you decide to take in Alas Ramus?
[19:25] Maou
The people actually takin' care of her
are you, Suzuno, and Chi, huh?
[19:30] Maou
Sorry about that.
[19:31] Maou
I just figured if something
does end up happening,
[19:34] Maou
it's probably best if I'm the one
to take responsibility, that's all.
[19:38] Maou
I don't have proof that anything's wrong,
and of course she's not my kid,
[19:42] Maou
but I'm kinda concerned.
[19:56] Ashiya
Nothing looks suspicious.
[19:58] Chiho
You're the most suspicious-looking person here.
[20:01] Ashiya
M-Miss Sasaki! When did you get here?!
[20:04] Chiho
Miss Suzuno filled me in.
[20:06] Chiho
And more importantly, if something happens,
[20:09] Chiho
won't you be in more trouble than Mr. Maou?
[20:12] Ashiya
Wh-What do you mean?
[20:14] Chiho
You don't have a cell phone, Mr. Ashiya.
How do you plan to contact him?
[20:18] Ashiya
I planned to search for a pay phone...
[20:21] Chiho
I knew it!
[20:23] Chiho
I'll lend you mine if there's an emergency.
[20:26] Chiho
And those sunglasses look
too sketchy. Take them off!
[20:30] Ashiya
Why did you come, Miss Sasaki?
[20:33] Chiho
I'm at peace with my decision,
but I'm still concerned.
[20:39] Ashiya
Wh-What is it?
[20:41] Chiho
Miss Yusa pulled out all the stops.
[20:45] Ashiya
Don't tell me that's Emilia!
[20:47] Ashiya
That outfit would be hard to fight in.
Has she forgotten she's a hero?!
[20:53] Rika
Well, you two, what do you think
of Emi Yusa's outfit today?
[20:57] Chiho
You're Miss Yusa's friend...
[20:59] Ashiya
M-Miss Suzuki?!
[21:01] Chiho
What are you doing here?
[21:02] Rika
I followed her here from work.
[21:04] Chiho
What about your job?!
[21:06] Rika
Emi and I both had morning shifts today.
[21:08] Rika
She shocked me, though.
[21:11] Rika
Emi's never come to work
looking like that before!
[21:14] Rika
I knew today must be the day.
[21:18] Rika
But trying too hard can backfire.
[21:21] Rika
Mr. Maou wins this round.
He came as his natural self.
[21:25] Rika
So, what will you two do?
[21:30] Gabriel
Oh, good. Our search didn't take long.
[21:43] Gabriel
Let's go, so we can restore
the Tree of Life to its proper form.
[21:53] Urushihara
Half teriyaki chicken
and half melty mozzarella...
[21:57] Urushihara
Maybe I'll add a side of fried chicken.
[22:00] Urushihara
And... click.
[22:05] Urushihara
A big Gate just opened somewhere.
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