E2 - The Devil and the Hero Inconceivably Become Parents Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Maou     Calm down, Alas Ramus! [00:05] Maou     This girl and I aren't your parents— [00:08] Alas Ramus     No! Papa is Satan! [00:10] Maou     What should we do? Help me, Emi! [00:13] Emi     H-How should I know? [00:16] Alas Ramus     Mama! [00:25] Emi     Don't stare at me like that! [00:26] Emi     She caught the sacred sword barehanded. [00:28] Emi     She looks like a baby,     but she might not really be one! [00:31] Suzuno     That theory won't get us     anywhere right now, though. [00:35] Suzuno     Think how she must feel, Emilia.     She expects you to be her mother. [00:39] Emi     Easy for you to say! [00:41] Chiho     I don't see the problem, Miss Yusa!     I'd trade places with you if I could! [00:46] Emi     I'm sensing an ulterior motive there. [00:52] Emi     Aw, sheesh... I'm telling you,     I'm not your mama... [01:01] Alas Ramus     Mama! [01:03] Emi     Oh, all right. SIGN    The Devil is a Part-Timer! SIGN    Season 2 [02:39] Maou     If it weren't for the apple thing,     I'd say she was a normal baby. SIGN    The Devil and the Hero Inconceivably Become Parents SIGN    The Devil and the Hero Inconceivably Become Parents SIGN    m 370 218 l 609 218 609 245 370 245 [02:44] Maou     Pokey, pokey. [02:45] Emi     Stop that! You'll wake her up. [02:48] Urushihara     Why do you think she said     her papa was Satan? [02:52] Chiho     Maybe she imprinted. [02:54] Chiho     Like, they were the first people she     saw after hatching from the apple, [02:56] Chiho     so she assumed they were her parents? [02:58] Urushihara     That's not my point. I meant,     how could she tell that Maou is Satan? [03:04] Maou     Someone must've called me     "Satan" within earshot of her. [03:09] Ashiya     And then that someone sent her     to you disguised as an apple? [03:16] Maou     Yeah. [03:16] Chiho     Mr. Maou, does that mean     you're acknowledging p-paternity?! [03:20] Maou     Whoa, Chi, that phrasing is kinda intense. [03:24] Emi     We don't know whether whoever     sent her is an enemy or an ally, [03:27] Emi     but I'm sure they'll be coming here soon. [03:30] Ashiya     Could it be Sariel again? [03:32] Suzuno     No, I doubt he's involved. [03:35] Suzuno     "Alas Ramus" isn't     a heavenly name, after all. [03:39] Suzuno     Those words are from     an Ente Islan human language. [03:42] Suzuno     "Alas" means "wing,"     and "ramus" means "branch." [03:45] Suzuno     We can assume that the parent who     named her lives somewhere on Ente Isla. [03:50] Maou     Basically, we don't know     who Alas Ramus is or who sent her, [03:53] Maou     but we have to stay with her     until that friend or foe shows up? [03:57] Urushihara     Which brings us back to the problem     of who'll take care of her. [04:03] Emi     I can't take her in.     I live alone, and I work days. [04:07] Ashiya     It'll be hard to support     a child on our budget, though. [04:11] Ashiya     Moreover, a home with three men     is utterly unfit for a baby. [04:16] Chiho     I'm sorry. I'd like to help, [04:19] Chiho     but I can't think of any story     that my parents would buy. [04:22] Suzuno     I don't mind taking her in. [04:25] Suzuno     I cared for many children     during my time with the Church. [04:33] Chiho     Mr. Maou? Is something wrong? [04:35] Maou     No, it's just... something     about this doesn't make sense. [04:40] Maou     I've decided. [04:42] Maou     The Devil's Castle will take in Alas Ramus! [04:47] Kaori     So, did you tell that "Maou" guy     from your job that you like him? SIGN    Devotion SIGN    Devotion [04:52] Chiho     I did, but he hasn't     given me his answer yet. [04:57] Kaori     Maybe you weren't aggressive enough? [04:59] Chiho     It's more like... [05:01] (Flashback) Maou     Chi's my junior at work and     an important member of my command. [05:04] (Flashback) Maou     As the Devil and as the shift manager,     I protect my command! [05:09] Chiho     Maybe he can't see me as an equal,     only as someone to be protected. [05:15] Kaori     It'll be okay.     You're a capable girl, Sasa-chii. [05:19] Kaori     Okay, once practice is over,     let's go to MgR's for a strategy meeting. [05:22] Chiho     Actually, I'm busy today. SIGN    Squalan SIGN    Drug Store [05:39] Ashiya     Hello, Miss Sasaki... [05:42] Chiho     Is now a bad time? [05:44] Ashiya     It's fine. She finally fell asleep just now. [05:48] Chiho     Well, here I am. [05:50] Ashiya     His Majesty and I tried to hold her     and soothe her crying last night, [05:55] Ashiya     but she never stopped. [05:58] Ashiya     She kept wailing, "Where's Mama?" [06:00] Chiho     What did you feed her? [06:02] Ashiya     She ate some udon without complaint. [06:05] Ashiya     Apparently we can feed her human food. [06:08] Chiho     That's good. [06:10] Chiho     Here, I bought one     of everything you might need. [06:14] Chiho     These are all diapers. [06:16] Chiho     Try a few with her and     use whichever works best. [06:19] Chiho     These are antibacterial wet wipes     for when she makes a mess. [06:22] Chiho     And here are some kids' toothbrushes,     kids' barley tea, and a sippy cup. [06:26] Ashiya     Miss Sasaki, you do so much for us. [06:30] Ashiya     I cannot find the words     to express my gratitude. [06:33] Chiho     It's not a big deal. [06:36] Ashiya     Nonsense. If you are willing, [06:38] Ashiya     once King Satan gains power in Japan     and forms his new Devil's Army, [06:41] Ashiya     I'd like to see you in its highest position. [06:44] Chiho     No, thank you. [06:46] Chiho     Mr. Maou gave me enough money     to buy these things, [06:49] Chiho     and it was actually kind of fun. [06:53] Chiho     Plus, well... [06:55] Chiho     someday I hope to, um...     Yeah... With Mr. Maou... [07:01] Ashiya     Miss Sasaki? [07:02] Chiho     N-N-Never mind! It's nothing! [07:07] Suzuno     Alciel, here's the bento     and energy drink you asked for. [07:11] Ashiya     I won't thank you, Bel. [07:14] Ashiya     How much? [07:15] Chiho     Oh, wow, Mr. Ashiya is spending money     on an Orion Bento meal! [07:20] Lucifer     Oh, we got food? [07:21] Ashiya     Silence, you parasite! [07:25] Chiho     Mr. Ashiya... [07:27] Suzuno     The crying last night was unbelievable. [07:29] Suzuno     It woke me up countless times, too,     and there was a wall between us. [07:34] Alas Ramus     Papa... [07:36] Alas Ramus     Papa? [07:39] Ashiya     Not again! [07:42] Rika     Did something bad happen, Emi? [07:45] Emi     Huh? [07:46] Rika     You've been furrowing your brow all day. [07:49] Rika     Are you bickering with Mr. Maou     and the guys again? [07:52] Emi     Why do you seem kind of excited about that? [07:55] Emi     Anyway, this time it's something     I can't really say "not my problem" about. [07:59] Emi     There's a little kid involved. [08:01] Rika     You and Mr. Maou have a kid? [08:04] Emi     No, that's just what she says... [08:07] Rika     Wait, seriously?! [08:09] Emi     I-It's not like that! [08:11] Emi     Um, I mean, it kind of is? But it's not! [08:16] Emi     Thank you for calling the Docodemo     Customer Service Center. My name is Yusa. [08:21] Chiho     That should do it. [08:22] Suzuno     You have impressive skill. [08:24] Ashiya     I truly am no match for Miss Sasaki. [08:28] Ashiya     I'm ashamed of my arrogance in     calling myself a resourceful general. [08:31] Chiho     I have experience babysitting     my cousin's kid, that's all. [08:35] Chiho     Dirty diapers are no fun, huh? [08:38] Chiho     Your papa and, uh, mama     are coming back, okay? [08:41] Chiho     So be good and wait. [08:42] Alas Ramus     Okay! [08:43] Chiho     My name is Chiho. [08:46] Alas Ramus     Chi...o? [08:48] Chiho     Chi-ho. Your papa calls me Chi. [08:53] Alas Ramus     Chi! [08:54] Suzuno     That won't do, Alas Ramus.     The good Chiho is older than you are. [08:59] Suzuno     You need to address her respectfully. [09:01] Chiho     Huh? [09:03] Suzuno     Let's see... Try calling her     "Big Sister Chiho." [09:06] Alas Ramus     Cho... chi... [09:09] Alas Ramus     Sis... [09:10] Alas Ramus     Chi-sis! [09:12] Chiho     You're too cute! [09:13] Alas Ramus     Chi-sis! Chi-sis! [09:17] Chiho     Now, this lady here is Big Sister Suzuno. [09:21] Alas Ramus     Suzu-sis! [09:23] Suzuno     "Suzu-sis"? [09:24] Suzuno     Well, I... guess that's fine. [09:29] Alas Ramus     Chi-sis! Suzu-sis! [09:32] Chiho     Aw, you're so cute! [09:34] Suzuno     S-Stop saying my name. [09:37] Suzuno     Don't look at me like that! [09:39] Suzuno     That's not fair! You're too cute! [09:42] Urushihara     You're so easy. [09:45] Rika     She's Mr. Maou's relative? [09:47] Emi     I don't know more than that. [09:49] Emi     She started calling me "Mama," though. [09:53] Rika     That'd throw me for a loop, too. [09:55] Rika     Her latching on to you is one thing,     but mistaking you for her mom? [09:59] Rika     There's only so much an outsider can do. [10:02] Rika     So if you're not committed for the     long haul, you'd better stay out of this. [10:06] Emi     I promised to swing by after work, though. [10:09] Rika     Hey! You're clearly raring to go! [10:13] Emi     It's not that I feel sorry     for her or anything, [10:16] Emi     but I guess I'd like her time here to be fun. [10:21] Rika     That's you, Emi. For better     or for worse, you're a softie. [10:24] Rika     But it's hard not to get attached. [10:26] Rika     Just don't get in so deep [10:27] Rika     that you're depressed when     she goes back to her parents. [10:32] Emi     I'll be careful. [10:33] Rika     I have an idea—I bet this'd be     a good way to make memories. SIGN    Priority Ticket [10:38] Rika     They're priority tickets     to an amusement park. [10:40] Rika     Docodemo is one of the investors,     so any employee can use them. [10:48] Alas Ramus     Papa! Came to see you! [10:51] Maou     Wha— [10:54] Maou     What?! [10:54] Maou     Why did you bring her here?!     This isn't funny! [10:57] Chiho     I'm sorry. I thought     if we took her for a walk, [10:59] ---      [11:00] Chiho     the change of pace might     help her remember something, [11:03] Chiho     and she'd get to see "Papa" sooner. [11:05] Alas Ramus     Papa! Papa! [11:07] Maou     S-Stop saying that, please! [11:08] Kawa-cchi     Is that Maa and Chi's kid?! [11:11] Nakayama     No way! [11:11] Nakayama     If she is, I'll take Maou down.     No, I'll take him out. [11:15] Kawa-cchi     What I want to know is, where's Miss Kisaki? [11:17] Kawa-cchi     If she hears this... [11:19] Kisaki     Maa? [11:21] Kisaki     Do my eyes and ears deceive me, [11:24] Kisaki     or did that little girl Chi     brought just call you "Papa"? [11:29] Kisaki     Well? [11:30] Maou     Yes, she did. [11:32] Kisaki     You're Maou and Sasaki's friend     Miss Kamazuki, if I recall correctly. [11:37] Kisaki     Would you mind if I borrowed     Sasaki for a bit? [11:41] Suzuno     That's fine... er, ma'am. [11:44] Kisaki     Thank you so much. [11:46] Kisaki     Hey, Maa. [11:47] Kisaki     Escort Miss Kamazuki to a table. [11:50] Kisaki     Chi, I'll hold her. [11:54] Suzuno     I apologize. It seems we didn't     think this through enough. [11:58] Maou     Nah, I can't fault you for tryin'     to do right by Alas Ramus. [12:06] Sarue     Has Heaven forsaken me? [12:09] Sarue     Has my eternal goddess's heart     already been won by another man? [12:13] Sarue     Is that the fruit of their love?! [12:15] Maou     You take this one, Suzuno. [12:17] Suzuno     What? Hey! [12:19] Sarue     Crestia Bel, is this a dream?     Please tell me it's a dream! [12:23] Suzuno     I take it you don't know     that infant's origins, Lord Sariel? [12:27] Sarue     Oh, if only she were mine! [12:31] Kisaki     Have you two ever stopped     to consider how it looks [12:34] Kisaki     for a high school girl to come in     and out of a man's apartment, [12:38] Kisaki     taking care of a baby? [12:41] Chiho     B-But Mr. Maou and I didn't do anything, [12:45] Chiho     and he's got no one else to turn to... [12:47] Kisaki     You may not understand this yet, Chi, [12:50] Kisaki     but society leaps to conclusions     without thinking, and rumors travel fast. [12:55] Kisaki     What's worse, there's no way to stop it. [13:00] Alas Ramus     You smell like Papa! [13:02] Kisaki     I do, huh? Maybe you're smelling the fries. [13:09] Kisaki     When I say that to young people     who are as unthinking as society is, [13:13] Kisaki     they snap back with,     "What does society know about us?" [13:16] Kisaki     You didn't, which puts you     ahead of the crowd. [13:18] Maou     I don't know enough about society     to confidently dismiss it. [13:24] Kisaki     And saying that means you're     halfway to being mature. [13:28] Kisaki     You can go home for the day, Maa. [13:30] Maou     What? But... [13:33] Kisaki     You're her "Papa," right? [13:35] Kisaki     So prioritize time spent with your kid     over some immediate income. [13:42] Maou     Listen, Chi. [13:44] Chiho     Yes? [13:45] Maou     I know Miss Kisaki is right, but still... [13:49] Maou     Can I keep taking advantage     of your trust for a while longer? [13:54] Chiho     Huh? [13:55] Maou     Emi and Suzuno are technically my enemies, [13:58] Maou     even if we're not fightin' much for now. [14:01] Maou     Chi, you're kinda the only human in Japan [14:04] Maou     that I can trust completely     enough to ask for a favor. [14:09] Maou     And I know it's unfair of me to say this [14:13] Maou     when I still haven't     given you a proper answer. [14:15] Maou     But, um... I'd appreciate it     if you'd keep helpin' me. [14:24] Maou     Hey, why are you crying?     Was it something I said?! [14:28] Chiho     I-I'm sorry. It's just, I'm kind of happy... [14:33] Chiho     Now I know I'm someone you rely on. [14:36] Maou     Uh, you're happy? [14:38] Maou     But why are you crying, then? [14:41] Chiho     Sorry. But humans are like this sometimes. [14:45] Chiho     We cry even when we're happy. [14:47] Maou     I don't really get it. But, um... [14:51] Chiho     I understand that you     can't answer me right away. [14:54] Chiho     I'll wait until you can, no matter     what the answer ends up being. [14:58] Chiho     So... [15:01] Alas Ramus     Chi-sis? [15:06] Chiho     I'll do my best to help you! [15:08] Maou     O-Oh. I don't deserve it, but thank you. [15:13] Chiho     Sure. [15:15] Kisaki     Maa, I just remembered!     In that drawer over there... SIGN    Priority Ticket [15:22] Kisaki     A newspaper salesman gave me these. [15:25] Kisaki     I figured I'd give them to you,     since I won't use them, but... [15:30] Kisaki     You understand what I told you, right? SIGN    Priority Ticket SIGN    Priority Ticket [15:33] Ashiya     We've got an accidental collection here. [15:36] Maou     Tokyo Big-Egg Town is basically     an amusement park, right? [15:39] Maou     It's a place for kids to have fun.     We should use these and go. [15:43] Alas Ramus     Go with Papa and Mama! [15:47] Maou     You brought those, so you must've     prepared yourself for this. [15:51] Emi     Wh-What do you mean by "this"? [15:53] Maou     So, Alas Ramus. [15:54] Maou     We're gonna go to the park.     Is it okay if Mama doesn't come? [15:57] Alas Ramus     No! Mama comes! [15:59] Maou     Then how about if you go out     with Mama, and I don't come? [16:04] Alas Ramus     No! [16:05] Maou     You heard her. [16:07] Maou     If anyone has an idea that can     get Alas Ramus's buy-in, go for it. [16:11] Maou     Emi and I will back you a hundred percent. [16:13] Ashiya     S-Sire, the idea of you, Emilia,     and Alas Ramus alone together is... [16:19] Chiho     Miss Yusa, won't you please go with them? [16:24] Emi     Chiho? [16:25] Chiho     Why not think of it as making sure     Mr. Maou doesn't try any funny business? [16:30] Emi     But what about you? [16:32] Chiho     I'm not what's important here. [16:34] Chiho     You should spend as much time     as you can with Alas Ramus. [16:43] Emi     I hate this. [16:46] Emi     Why am I chickening out?! [16:48] Emi     I'm going as Alas Ramus's substitute mom, [16:51] Emi     not as the Devil's w-w-wi— [16:55] Emi     I'm being ridiculous! [16:58] Emi     Maybe I should swing by a beauty salon. [17:02] Emi     H-Hello! [17:04] Emerada     Hello? This is Emerada. [17:08] Emi     Eme?! Listen, it's not like I'm looking     forward to this, okay?! [17:11] Emerada     Wh-What are you talking about? [17:14] Emi     Oh, nothing, never mind. Everything's fine! [17:18] Emi     I'm definitely doing my job.     I haven't forgotten my duty as a hero. [17:22] Emerada     That angel who was after     the sacred sword is still there, right? [17:26] Emi     I don't think we have to worry     about Sariel for a while. [17:30] Emi     I still don't know why he came     after the sword, though. [17:33] Emi     A-Also, I don't know whether     this is relevant, but... [17:37] Emerada     A little girl in apple form? [17:42] Emerada     I've never heard of any human     or demon like that. [17:47] Emi     Right, of course not. [17:50] Emerada     Well, I'll look into her. [17:55] Emi     I will hit up that salon. [17:57] Emi     I refuse to let him see me looking tired! SIGN    Sadao Maou [18:01] Ashiya     It's too dangerous, Sire! Please reconsider! SIGN    Shiro Ashiya [18:04] Maou     Calm down! [18:06] Maou     Even Emi's past tryin'     to kill me in public at this point. [18:10] Ashiya     Even assuming Emilia is no danger,     what if someone targets Alas Ramus? [18:14] Maou     We won't be any safer from them     holed up in this run-down apartment. [18:18] Maou     Do you want Alas Ramus     to turn out like Urushihara? [18:21] Ashiya     She is far more accomplished! [18:22] Ashiya     When Alas Ramus is done eating, [18:24] Ashiya     she brings me her dishes in a clear     move to clean up after herself! [18:27] Ashiya     She says "thank you"! [18:29] Maou     So Urushihara     is worse than the toddler? [18:30] Ashiya     Precisely, Sire! [18:31] Urushihara     Hey! [18:32] Suzuno     If you're so worried, why don't you     just follow them undercover, Alciel? [18:37] Suzuno     You have extra tickets. [18:39] Ashiya     B-But... [18:41] Urushihara     Go ahead. I'll hold down the fort as usual. [18:44] Ashiya     You bastard! You just want to take     advantage of me being gone all day [18:48] Ashiya     to order same-day     deliveries on Jungle Prime! [18:51] Suzuno     You should go if you can.     I'll keep an eye on Lucifer for you. [18:56] Maou     Anyway, worrying won't     help us predict the future. [19:01] Maou     So I'm gonna act based on the most     practical worry, which is life going on. [19:07] Suzuno     What do you mean? [19:08] Maou     Isn't it obvious? [19:10] Maou     If I can't feed this household, it's all over. [19:14] Maou     So I'm just gonna work hard. [19:18] Ashiya     May I ask you a question, Sire? [19:21] Ashiya     Why did you decide to take in Alas Ramus? [19:25] Maou     The people actually takin' care of her     are you, Suzuno, and Chi, huh? [19:30] Maou     Sorry about that. [19:31] Maou     I just figured if something     does end up happening, [19:34] Maou     it's probably best if I'm the one     to take responsibility, that's all. [19:38] Maou     I don't have proof that anything's wrong,     and of course she's not my kid, [19:42] Maou     but I'm kinda concerned. [19:56] Ashiya     Nothing looks suspicious. [19:58] Chiho     You're the most suspicious-looking person here. [20:01] Ashiya     M-Miss Sasaki! When did you get here?! [20:04] Chiho     Miss Suzuno filled me in. [20:06] Chiho     And more importantly, if something happens, [20:09] Chiho     won't you be in more trouble than Mr. Maou? [20:12] Ashiya     Wh-What do you mean? [20:14] Chiho     You don't have a cell phone, Mr. Ashiya.     How do you plan to contact him? [20:18] Ashiya     I planned to search for a pay phone... [20:21] Chiho     I knew it! [20:23] Chiho     I'll lend you mine if there's an emergency. [20:26] Chiho     And those sunglasses look     too sketchy. Take them off! [20:30] Ashiya     Why did you come, Miss Sasaki? [20:33] Chiho     I'm at peace with my decision,     but I'm still concerned. [20:39] Ashiya     Wh-What is it? [20:41] Chiho     Miss Yusa pulled out all the stops. [20:45] Ashiya     Don't tell me that's Emilia! [20:47] Ashiya     That outfit would be hard to fight in.     Has she forgotten she's a hero?! [20:53] Rika     Well, you two, what do you think     of Emi Yusa's outfit today? [20:57] Chiho     You're Miss Yusa's friend... [20:59] Ashiya     M-Miss Suzuki?! [21:01] Chiho     What are you doing here? [21:02] Rika     I followed her here from work. [21:04] Chiho     What about your job?! [21:06] Rika     Emi and I both had morning shifts today. [21:08] Rika     She shocked me, though. [21:11] Rika     Emi's never come to work     looking like that before! [21:14] Rika     I knew today must be the day. [21:18] Rika     But trying too hard can backfire. [21:21] Rika     Mr. Maou wins this round.     He came as his natural self. [21:25] Rika     So, what will you two do? [21:30] Gabriel     Oh, good. Our search didn't take long. [21:43] Gabriel     Let's go, so we can restore     the Tree of Life to its proper form. [21:53] Urushihara     Half teriyaki chicken     and half melty mozzarella... [21:57] Urushihara     Maybe I'll add a side of fried chicken. [22:00] Urushihara     And... click. [22:05] Urushihara     A big Gate just opened somewhere.