E13 - The War of Underworld

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[00:26] Sinon
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Asuna.
[00:35] Asuna
    Shino-non!
SIGN    The War of Underworld
[02:16] Sinon
    Asuna, about five kilometers south of here,
    you'll see what looks like abandoned ruins.
[02:21] Sinon
    I think we can attack the enemy there
    without being surrounded.
[02:25] Asuna
    All right, Sinon.
[02:28] Asuna
    No matter how huge
    the American VRMMO population may be,
[02:31] Asuna
    I doubt they can get anymore right away.
[02:35] Asuna
    If we can beat the players they have now,
    the enemy won't be able to do anything... I think.
[02:39] Sinon
    All right, leave it to me.
[02:42] Sinon
    So by the way, is Kirito in this unit?
[02:46] Asuna
    There's no need for you to sound so formal.
[02:50] Asuna
    Kirito's in here.
[02:52] Sinon
    Is that so?
[02:53] Sinon
    Then I guess I'll go say hi.
[03:11] Ronie
    L... Lady Solus?
[03:15] Sinon
    Hello! Nice to meet you.
[03:18] Sinon
    I may look like Solus,
    but not on the inside.
[03:20] Sinon
    My name is Sinon.
[03:28] Sinon
    That's right, like Asuna,
    I'm from the real world.
[03:32] Sinon
    And I'm Kirito's... friend.
[03:35] Tiese
    I see.
[03:37] Ronie
    They're all female!
[03:39] Sinon
    And we're not the only ones.
[04:02] Sinon
    Even if your soul's been deeply damaged,
[04:06] Sinon
    there are so many people
    who know your soul so well.
[04:09] Sinon
    See, can't you can feel it?
[04:12] Sinon
    The you that's inside me.
[04:14] Sinon
    The sarcastic, mischievous, stubborn,
    and naïve one...
[04:18] Sinon
    the strongest, kindest of all.
[04:32] Sinon
    Don't worry. Kirito will be better in no time.
[04:36] Sinon
    At the moment when we really need him, right?
[04:42] Sinon
    All right, I'm going to go on ahead
    and fly to the ruins to get the lay of the land.
[04:48] Sinon
    You guys look after Kirito, okay?
[04:52] Asuna
    H-Hey, Sinon, did you just say "fly"?
[04:55] Asuna
    Meaning... you can fly?
[04:58] Sinon
    Y-Yeah.
[04:59] Sinon
    Apparently, it's a unique power
    gifted to the Solus account.
[05:02] Sinon
    I was told that there's no time limit
    or anything, either.
[05:05] Asuna
    Then we're not the ones who need to be rescued!
[05:08] Asuna
    It's Alice. Please go after Alice,
    who's been abducted by the emperor!
SIGN    Dark Territory Ruins of the Eastern Gate
[05:25] Lilpilin
    Len.
[05:30] Lilpilin
    What were we fighting for?
[05:35] Lilpilin
    Why did you all have to die for them?
[05:52] Leafa
    Ouch!
[05:56] Leafa
    Jeez!
[05:58] Leafa
    This is why I can't stand brand-new equipment!
[06:12] Lilpilin
    Don't look! Don't look at me!
[06:19] Leafa
    Um, good afternoon.
[06:22] Leafa
    Hup.
[06:23] Leafa
    Or should it be good morning?
[06:27] Lilpilin
    Why aren't you running away?
    Why aren't you screaming?
[06:30] Lilpilin
    You're a human, so why not?
[06:32] Leafa
    Why?
[06:34] Leafa
    Because you're a human, aren't you?
[06:36] Lilpilin
    H-Human? Me? How ridiculous!
[06:40] Lilpilin
    Can't you tell by looking? I'm an orc!
[06:44] Lilpilin
    An orc, which you Iums revile as pig-people!
[06:46] Leafa
    But you're still a human, right?
[06:48] Leafa
    After all, you and I are standing here talking.
    What else would you need?
[06:53] Lilpilin
    What else?
[06:55] Leafa
    More importantly, where are we now?
[06:59] Leafa
    Um, what's your name?
[07:04] Lilpilin
    I-I'm Lilpilin.
[07:06] Leafa
    Lilpilin? That's a nice name. I'm Leafa.
[07:11] Leafa
    Hello, nice to meet you.
[07:21] Lilpilin
    You're a knight from the Human Empire Army,
    aren't you?
[07:24] Lilpilin
    Then I'm taking you as my prisoner.
[07:26] Lilpilin
    And I'm taking you to the emperor!
[07:28] Leafa
    By emperor, you mean Vecta,
    the god of darkness, right?
[07:31] Lilpilin
    Th-That's right.
[07:33] Leafa
    All right.
[07:33] Leafa
    Then take me to him.
[07:43] Lilpilin
    Who is this girl, anyway?
[07:45] Lilpilin
    If I can talk, I'm a human?
[07:48] Lilpilin
    The goblins, ogres, and giants can all speak, too,
[07:51] Lilpilin
    but just because we look different,
    the humans treat us with scorn.
[07:56] Lilpilin
    And yet, this girl...
[08:00] Lilpilin
    Come on.
[08:06] Lilpilin
    What's this?
[08:27] Lilpilin
    Y-You're Dee Eye Ell!
[08:30] Dee Eye Ell
    The smell... Oh, the smell!
[08:34] Dee Eye Ell
    So sweet, the fragrance of life!
[08:39] Dee Eye Ell
    What splendid prey you've captured!
[08:43] Dee Eye Ell
    Good job, pig.
[08:47] Dee Eye Ell
    As a reward,
    I'm going to show you something amusing!
[09:00] Dee Eye Ell
    Well? You've never seen
    a human woman's body before, have you?
[09:04] Dee Eye Ell
    Perhaps this is too much for a pig to see?
[09:07] Dee Eye Ell
    But this is where the fun begins.
[09:10] Dee Eye Ell
    Just watch.
[09:23] Dee Eye Ell
    System Call!
[09:25] Dee Eye Ell
    Transfer Human Unit Durability, Left to Self!
[09:35] Dee Eye Ell
    Incredible! So incredible!
[09:38] Lilpilin
    - How thick and sweet it is!
    - Wh-What are you doing?
[09:41] Lilpilin
    That girl is my prisoner!
    I'm taking her to the emperor!
[09:46] Dee Eye Ell
    Silence, you damned pig!
[09:48] Dee Eye Ell
    Have you forgotten that
    the emperor has given me full command?
[09:53] Dee Eye Ell
    My will is the emperor's will.
[09:55] Dee Eye Ell
    My orders are the emperor's orders.
[10:15] Dee Eye Ell
    I don't believe it!
[10:17] Dee Eye Ell
    It's surging... it's overflowing again!
[10:38] Dee Eye Ell
    It's mine! This is all mine!
[10:42] Leafa
    I have to endure.
[10:44] Leafa
    I can't kill anyone from this world
    without knowing what's going on.
[10:51] Lilpilin
    Stop.
[10:56] Lilpilin
    Stop!
[10:58] Dee Eye Ell
    What's that? Are you giving me an order?
[11:04] Dee Eye Ell
    Didn't I tell you, pig?
[11:06] Dee Eye Ell
    This prisoner is mine now!
[11:08] Dee Eye Ell
    No matter how much life I suck out of her,
[11:10] Dee Eye Ell
    or if I choke the life out of her right here,
    it has nothing to do with you, see?
[11:16] Dee Eye Ell
    But hold on.
[11:18] Dee Eye Ell
    It was you who found her, after all,
    so maybe a slight concession is in order?
[11:23] Dee Eye Ell
    All right, let's see you strip naked right now.
[11:27] Lilpilin
    What are you talking about?
[11:29] Dee Eye Ell
    Ever since I first saw you in that preposterous armor
    and cloak, it's always made me gag.
[11:36] Dee Eye Ell
    A lowly pig looking almost human.
[11:39] Dee Eye Ell
    If you strip naked on the spot,
    crawl around on all fours, and squeal,
[11:43] Dee Eye Ell
    then I might let you have this girl back.
[11:47] Leafa
    But you're still a human, right?
[11:51] Leafa
    What else would you need?
[12:09] Leafa
    Don't.
[12:11] Leafa
    I'm... fine, so...
[12:15] Leafa
    don't do it!
[12:17] Dee Eye Ell
    Come on, what's wrong, pig?
    Just strip already!
[12:21] Dee Eye Ell
    Or could it be that you're aroused
    by the sight of naked human flesh?
[12:29] Lilpilin
    I'm...
[12:31] Lilpilin
    I'm...
[12:38] Lilpilin
    I'm...
[12:41] Lilpilin
    a human!
[13:00] Dee Eye Ell
    You stinking pig!
[13:05] Dee Eye Ell
    How dare you put a scratch on me!
[13:14] Dee Eye Ell
    I'm going to chop you up,
    mix you with hay,
[13:17] Dee Eye Ell
    and then feed you...
[13:20] Dee Eye Ell
    to the boars!
[13:40] Dee Eye Ell
    A human, slashing another human to save a pig?
[13:45] Leafa
    It's not that.
[13:47] Leafa
    I'm slashing evil to save a human!
SIGN    Dark Territory Southern Ruins
[14:09] Asuna
    I'm counting on you to take care of Kirito.
[14:12] Ronie
    Right! Please leave it to us, Lady Asuna!
[14:15] Tiese
    We promise to protect him!
[14:17] Sortiliena
    Even if it costs us our lives.
[14:21] Asuna
    Don't worry.
    We won't let the enemy get this far.
[14:36] Renly
    Attack!
[15:09] Vassago
    As merciless as ever when she snaps!
[15:12] Vassago
    I'm so going to kill that woman!
[15:22] Bercouli
    Why aren't I catching up?
[15:24] Bercouli
    Even though I'm switching between
    three different dragons?
[15:27] Bercouli
    Can this god of darkness
    manipulate the life of a flying dragon?
[15:32] Bercouli
    No way around it, eh?
[15:38] Bercouli
    Forgive me, nameless flying dragon.
[15:41] Bercouli
    Time-Splitting Sword...
[15:57] Bercouli
    Uragiri!
[16:05] Bercouli
    Uragiri is "the sword that slashes the past."
[16:09] Bercouli
    Even an emperor won't be able to rewind time!
[16:14] Bercouli
    If I fall, head back north and rejoin the unit.
[16:23] Bercouli
    Emperor Vecta.
[16:24] Bercouli
    Not all real-worlders are demons like you...
[16:28] Bercouli
    I know just from looking at that Asuna girl.
[16:30] Bercouli
    But you've driven the people of the land of darkness
    onto the battlefield,
[16:34] Bercouli
    and caused not just us,
    but tens of thousand of them to die senselessly.
[16:39] Bercouli
    That proves a human like you
    is utterly evil to the core.
[16:44] Bercouli
    You must pay.
[16:45] Bercouli
    You will know the weight of all the lives
    that perished on the battlefield.
[16:48] Bercouli
    With this blow,
[16:52] Bercouli
    I'll make it clear!
[17:04] Bercouli
    How did he evade that?
[17:15] Bercouli
    I've got you!
[17:16] Bercouli
    Time-Splitting Sword... Karagiri!
[17:31] Bercouli
    So you can devour people's Incarnation?
[17:36] Vecta
    Incarnation?
[17:37] Vecta
    I see. Mind and will, huh?
[17:40] Vecta
    Your mind is like an old vintage wine.
[17:44] Vecta
    Rich, thick, heavy... with a lingering aftertaste.
[17:49] Vecta
    It's not to my taste,
[17:51] Vecta
    but perhaps good for cleansing the palate
    before the main course.
[17:59] Vecta
    Now, let me drink more.
[18:03] Bercouli
    Don't mock me!
[18:24] Bercouli
    I win!
[18:40] Bercouli
    What's going on?
[18:42] Bercouli
    No, what was I going to do in the first place?
[18:52] Bercouli
    Did I just space out during battle?
[18:59] Bercouli
    You bastard, did you suck my Incarnation
    straight from my sword?
[19:04] Bercouli
    This is entertaining and all, Your Majesty.
[19:08] Bercouli
    But not being able to cross swords
    makes this a tough battle.
[19:11] Bercouli
    Seriously!
[19:13] Vecta
    That reminds me, I haven't tried this yet.
[19:19] Bercouli
    No way, not from a distance, too?
[19:40] Bercouli
    Just having that sword pointed at me
    stopped my conscious thought?
[19:44] Bercouli
    How can I counter that?
[19:45] Bercouli
    I've already used Karagiri once,
    so it won't work again.
[19:49] Bercouli
    My other secret skill is the Memory Release Uragiri,
    but who knows if it'll have any effect?
[19:56] Administrator
    Have you ever had a premonition about death?
[20:01] Bercouli
    This is the place where I may die, Your Eminence?
[20:10] Bercouli
    Little one.
[20:12] Bercouli
    I wasn't able to give you
    the fatherly love you craved deep inside.
[20:19] Bercouli
    After all, I don't even remember my own parents.
[20:23] Bercouli
    But I do know one thing.
[20:26] Bercouli
    A parent will die protecting their child.
[20:30] Bercouli
    Not that you'll ever understand that
    as long you live...
[20:36] Bercouli
    you monster!
[20:39] American Player A
    What the hell? This game really sucks!
[20:42] American Player A
    I'm going to log out soon!
[20:58] Asuna
    My won't give out until my mind does.
[21:03] Asuna
    So I will stay standing forever!
[21:06] American Players
    Go!
[21:16] Asuna
    Enemy... reinforcements?
[21:46] Asuna
    A sword... skill?
[21:51] Asuna
    You're...
[21:54] Klein
    Hey, sorry to keep you waiting, Asuna.
[21:57] Asuna
    Klein?
[23:36] Asuna
    Next time: End to Eternity.