E13 - The War of Underworld Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:26] Sinon     Sorry to keep you waiting, Asuna. [00:35] Asuna     Shino-non! SIGN    The War of Underworld [02:16] Sinon     Asuna, about five kilometers south of here,     you'll see what looks like abandoned ruins. [02:21] Sinon     I think we can attack the enemy there     without being surrounded. [02:25] Asuna     All right, Sinon. [02:28] Asuna     No matter how huge     the American VRMMO population may be, [02:31] Asuna     I doubt they can get anymore right away. [02:35] Asuna     If we can beat the players they have now,     the enemy won't be able to do anything... I think. [02:39] Sinon     All right, leave it to me. [02:42] Sinon     So by the way, is Kirito in this unit? [02:46] Asuna     There's no need for you to sound so formal. [02:50] Asuna     Kirito's in here. [02:52] Sinon     Is that so? [02:53] Sinon     Then I guess I'll go say hi. [03:11] Ronie     L... Lady Solus? [03:15] Sinon     Hello! Nice to meet you. [03:18] Sinon     I may look like Solus,     but not on the inside. [03:20] Sinon     My name is Sinon. [03:28] Sinon     That's right, like Asuna,     I'm from the real world. [03:32] Sinon     And I'm Kirito's... friend. [03:35] Tiese     I see. [03:37] Ronie     They're all female! [03:39] Sinon     And we're not the only ones. [04:02] Sinon     Even if your soul's been deeply damaged, [04:06] Sinon     there are so many people     who know your soul so well. [04:09] Sinon     See, can't you can feel it? [04:12] Sinon     The you that's inside me. [04:14] Sinon     The sarcastic, mischievous, stubborn,     and naïve one... [04:18] Sinon     the strongest, kindest of all. [04:32] Sinon     Don't worry. Kirito will be better in no time. [04:36] Sinon     At the moment when we really need him, right? [04:42] Sinon     All right, I'm going to go on ahead     and fly to the ruins to get the lay of the land. [04:48] Sinon     You guys look after Kirito, okay? [04:52] Asuna     H-Hey, Sinon, did you just say "fly"? [04:55] Asuna     Meaning... you can fly? [04:58] Sinon     Y-Yeah. [04:59] Sinon     Apparently, it's a unique power     gifted to the Solus account. [05:02] Sinon     I was told that there's no time limit     or anything, either. [05:05] Asuna     Then we're not the ones who need to be rescued! [05:08] Asuna     It's Alice. Please go after Alice,     who's been abducted by the emperor! SIGN    Dark Territory Ruins of the Eastern Gate [05:25] Lilpilin     Len. [05:30] Lilpilin     What were we fighting for? [05:35] Lilpilin     Why did you all have to die for them? [05:52] Leafa     Ouch! [05:56] Leafa     Jeez! [05:58] Leafa     This is why I can't stand brand-new equipment! [06:12] Lilpilin     Don't look! Don't look at me! [06:19] Leafa     Um, good afternoon. [06:22] Leafa     Hup. [06:23] Leafa     Or should it be good morning? [06:27] Lilpilin     Why aren't you running away?     Why aren't you screaming? [06:30] Lilpilin     You're a human, so why not? [06:32] Leafa     Why? [06:34] Leafa     Because you're a human, aren't you? [06:36] Lilpilin     H-Human? Me? How ridiculous! [06:40] Lilpilin     Can't you tell by looking? I'm an orc! [06:44] Lilpilin     An orc, which you Iums revile as pig-people! [06:46] Leafa     But you're still a human, right? [06:48] Leafa     After all, you and I are standing here talking.     What else would you need? [06:53] Lilpilin     What else? [06:55] Leafa     More importantly, where are we now? [06:59] Leafa     Um, what's your name? [07:04] Lilpilin     I-I'm Lilpilin. [07:06] Leafa     Lilpilin? That's a nice name. I'm Leafa. [07:11] Leafa     Hello, nice to meet you. [07:21] Lilpilin     You're a knight from the Human Empire Army,     aren't you? [07:24] Lilpilin     Then I'm taking you as my prisoner. [07:26] Lilpilin     And I'm taking you to the emperor! [07:28] Leafa     By emperor, you mean Vecta,     the god of darkness, right? [07:31] Lilpilin     Th-That's right. [07:33] Leafa     All right. [07:33] Leafa     Then take me to him. [07:43] Lilpilin     Who is this girl, anyway? [07:45] Lilpilin     If I can talk, I'm a human? [07:48] Lilpilin     The goblins, ogres, and giants can all speak, too, [07:51] Lilpilin     but just because we look different,     the humans treat us with scorn. [07:56] Lilpilin     And yet, this girl... [08:00] Lilpilin     Come on. [08:06] Lilpilin     What's this? [08:27] Lilpilin     Y-You're Dee Eye Ell! [08:30] Dee Eye Ell     The smell... Oh, the smell! [08:34] Dee Eye Ell     So sweet, the fragrance of life! [08:39] Dee Eye Ell     What splendid prey you've captured! [08:43] Dee Eye Ell     Good job, pig. [08:47] Dee Eye Ell     As a reward,     I'm going to show you something amusing! [09:00] Dee Eye Ell     Well? You've never seen     a human woman's body before, have you? [09:04] Dee Eye Ell     Perhaps this is too much for a pig to see? [09:07] Dee Eye Ell     But this is where the fun begins. [09:10] Dee Eye Ell     Just watch. [09:23] Dee Eye Ell     System Call! [09:25] Dee Eye Ell     Transfer Human Unit Durability, Left to Self! [09:35] Dee Eye Ell     Incredible! So incredible! [09:38] Lilpilin     - How thick and sweet it is!     - Wh-What are you doing? [09:41] Lilpilin     That girl is my prisoner!     I'm taking her to the emperor! [09:46] Dee Eye Ell     Silence, you damned pig! [09:48] Dee Eye Ell     Have you forgotten that     the emperor has given me full command? [09:53] Dee Eye Ell     My will is the emperor's will. [09:55] Dee Eye Ell     My orders are the emperor's orders. [10:15] Dee Eye Ell     I don't believe it! [10:17] Dee Eye Ell     It's surging... it's overflowing again! [10:38] Dee Eye Ell     It's mine! This is all mine! [10:42] Leafa     I have to endure. [10:44] Leafa     I can't kill anyone from this world     without knowing what's going on. [10:51] Lilpilin     Stop. [10:56] Lilpilin     Stop! [10:58] Dee Eye Ell     What's that? Are you giving me an order? [11:04] Dee Eye Ell     Didn't I tell you, pig? [11:06] Dee Eye Ell     This prisoner is mine now! [11:08] Dee Eye Ell     No matter how much life I suck out of her, [11:10] Dee Eye Ell     or if I choke the life out of her right here,     it has nothing to do with you, see? [11:16] Dee Eye Ell     But hold on. [11:18] Dee Eye Ell     It was you who found her, after all,     so maybe a slight concession is in order? [11:23] Dee Eye Ell     All right, let's see you strip naked right now. [11:27] Lilpilin     What are you talking about? [11:29] Dee Eye Ell     Ever since I first saw you in that preposterous armor     and cloak, it's always made me gag. [11:36] Dee Eye Ell     A lowly pig looking almost human. [11:39] Dee Eye Ell     If you strip naked on the spot,     crawl around on all fours, and squeal, [11:43] Dee Eye Ell     then I might let you have this girl back. [11:47] Leafa     But you're still a human, right? [11:51] Leafa     What else would you need? [12:09] Leafa     Don't. [12:11] Leafa     I'm... fine, so... [12:15] Leafa     don't do it! [12:17] Dee Eye Ell     Come on, what's wrong, pig?     Just strip already! [12:21] Dee Eye Ell     Or could it be that you're aroused     by the sight of naked human flesh? [12:29] Lilpilin     I'm... [12:31] Lilpilin     I'm... [12:38] Lilpilin     I'm... [12:41] Lilpilin     a human! [13:00] Dee Eye Ell     You stinking pig! [13:05] Dee Eye Ell     How dare you put a scratch on me! [13:14] Dee Eye Ell     I'm going to chop you up,     mix you with hay, [13:17] Dee Eye Ell     and then feed you... [13:20] Dee Eye Ell     to the boars! [13:40] Dee Eye Ell     A human, slashing another human to save a pig? [13:45] Leafa     It's not that. [13:47] Leafa     I'm slashing evil to save a human! SIGN    Dark Territory Southern Ruins [14:09] Asuna     I'm counting on you to take care of Kirito. [14:12] Ronie     Right! Please leave it to us, Lady Asuna! [14:15] Tiese     We promise to protect him! [14:17] Sortiliena     Even if it costs us our lives. [14:21] Asuna     Don't worry.     We won't let the enemy get this far. [14:36] Renly     Attack! [15:09] Vassago     As merciless as ever when she snaps! [15:12] Vassago     I'm so going to kill that woman! [15:22] Bercouli     Why aren't I catching up? [15:24] Bercouli     Even though I'm switching between     three different dragons? [15:27] Bercouli     Can this god of darkness     manipulate the life of a flying dragon? [15:32] Bercouli     No way around it, eh? [15:38] Bercouli     Forgive me, nameless flying dragon. [15:41] Bercouli     Time-Splitting Sword... [15:57] Bercouli     Uragiri! [16:05] Bercouli     Uragiri is "the sword that slashes the past." [16:09] Bercouli     Even an emperor won't be able to rewind time! [16:14] Bercouli     If I fall, head back north and rejoin the unit. [16:23] Bercouli     Emperor Vecta. [16:24] Bercouli     Not all real-worlders are demons like you... [16:28] Bercouli     I know just from looking at that Asuna girl. [16:30] Bercouli     But you've driven the people of the land of darkness     onto the battlefield, [16:34] Bercouli     and caused not just us,     but tens of thousand of them to die senselessly. [16:39] Bercouli     That proves a human like you     is utterly evil to the core. [16:44] Bercouli     You must pay. [16:45] Bercouli     You will know the weight of all the lives     that perished on the battlefield. [16:48] Bercouli     With this blow, [16:52] Bercouli     I'll make it clear! [17:04] Bercouli     How did he evade that? [17:15] Bercouli     I've got you! [17:16] Bercouli     Time-Splitting Sword... Karagiri! [17:31] Bercouli     So you can devour people's Incarnation? [17:36] Vecta     Incarnation? [17:37] Vecta     I see. Mind and will, huh? [17:40] Vecta     Your mind is like an old vintage wine. [17:44] Vecta     Rich, thick, heavy... with a lingering aftertaste. [17:49] Vecta     It's not to my taste, [17:51] Vecta     but perhaps good for cleansing the palate     before the main course. [17:59] Vecta     Now, let me drink more. [18:03] Bercouli     Don't mock me! [18:24] Bercouli     I win! [18:40] Bercouli     What's going on? [18:42] Bercouli     No, what was I going to do in the first place? [18:52] Bercouli     Did I just space out during battle? [18:59] Bercouli     You bastard, did you suck my Incarnation     straight from my sword? [19:04] Bercouli     This is entertaining and all, Your Majesty. [19:08] Bercouli     But not being able to cross swords     makes this a tough battle. [19:11] Bercouli     Seriously! [19:13] Vecta     That reminds me, I haven't tried this yet. [19:19] Bercouli     No way, not from a distance, too? [19:40] Bercouli     Just having that sword pointed at me     stopped my conscious thought? [19:44] Bercouli     How can I counter that? [19:45] Bercouli     I've already used Karagiri once,     so it won't work again. [19:49] Bercouli     My other secret skill is the Memory Release Uragiri,     but who knows if it'll have any effect? [19:56] Administrator     Have you ever had a premonition about death? [20:01] Bercouli     This is the place where I may die, Your Eminence? [20:10] Bercouli     Little one. [20:12] Bercouli     I wasn't able to give you     the fatherly love you craved deep inside. [20:19] Bercouli     After all, I don't even remember my own parents. [20:23] Bercouli     But I do know one thing. [20:26] Bercouli     A parent will die protecting their child. [20:30] Bercouli     Not that you'll ever understand that     as long you live... [20:36] Bercouli     you monster! [20:39] American Player A     What the hell? This game really sucks! [20:42] American Player A     I'm going to log out soon! [20:58] Asuna     My won't give out until my mind does. [21:03] Asuna     So I will stay standing forever! [21:06] American Players     Go! [21:16] Asuna     Enemy... reinforcements? [21:46] Asuna     A sword... skill? [21:51] Asuna     You're... [21:54] Klein     Hey, sorry to keep you waiting, Asuna. [21:57] Asuna     Klein? [23:36] Asuna     Next time: End to Eternity.