E17 - Excalibur

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[00:11] Y
    He's going to punch twice again!
[00:40] Y
    His ice breath is coming.
[00:46] Y
    Three seconds...
[00:47] Y
    Two...
[00:49] Y
    One...
[00:49] Y
    Zero!
[01:14] K
    Okay, let's go!
SIGN    Excalibur
[03:07] K
    He's changing attack patterns!
[03:08] K
    Be careful!
[03:09] Su
    This is bad, Brother...
[03:11] Su
    There are only three lights left!
[03:13] Su
    Can you use that skill whatsit thing?
[03:18] K
    He still has two HP bars.
[03:21] K
    My Skill Connect can't take him out.
[03:26] K
    Everyone, defensive positions!
[03:40] Su
    No... The buffs!
[03:42] Su
    Bro—
[04:12] A
    Everyone, run!
[04:27] K
    Sinon!
[04:28] K
    Buy us thirty seconds!
[04:40] Gi
    Swordsman,
[04:42] Gi
    you cannot defeat Thrym this way.
[04:45] Gi
    You have but one hope.
[04:47] Gi
    My family's treasure, which is hidden
    somewhere in this room.
[04:52] K
    Got it.
[04:53] K
    What kind of treasure is it?
[04:56] Gi
    It's a golden hammer, about this large.
[05:00] K
    A h-hammer?
[05:11] Si
    Brother, use a lightning skill.
[05:14] K
    L-Lightning?
[05:40] K
    This is it?
[05:50] K
    Freyja-san, take it!
[06:00] K
    It's flowing...
[06:02] K
    It's overflowing.
[06:06] Kl
    Freyja-san!
[06:10] K
    It's overflowing.
[06:12] K
    It's overflowing...
[06:20] K
    Freyja-san?
[06:33] K
    It's a g-guy!
[06:40] K
    Thor?
[06:41] K
    The god of thunder?
[06:51] T
    Cowardly giant,
[06:53] T
    did you steal my treasure, Mjölnir?
[06:57] T
    You will suffer for that now!
[07:07] Gu
    Filthy god... You'll pay for tricking me.
[07:12] Gu
    I'll rip off that bearded face of yours,
    and send you back to Asgard!
[07:18] S
    While Thor has aggro, let's attack.
[07:21] Si
    Yeah!
[07:22] K
    Everyone, attack as hard as you can!
[07:24] K
    Use all your Sword Skills!
[07:26] Kl
    Freyja-san!
[08:04] K
    Now!
[08:26] Gu
    Return to the depths of the earth,
    King of the Giants!
[08:41] Gu
    Be proud of your victory for now, flies.
[08:44] Gu
    But if you lower your guard around
    the gods of Asgard—
[09:02] Gu
    I thank you, fairy swordsmen.
[09:06] Gu
    Now I have avenged the theft of my treasure.
[09:11] Gu
    I must reward you.
[09:20] Gu
    The lightning hammer, Mjölnir!
[09:23] Gu
    Use it in righteous battles.
[09:26] Gu
    Then, farewell.
[09:48] K
    Congratulations on your legendary weapon.
[09:51] Kl
    I don't have a single point in hammer skills...
[10:02] S
    I-It's moving.
[10:04] S
    No... It's floating?
[10:09] Si
    B-Brother,
[10:11] Si
    it looks like the quest is continuing.
[10:14] U
    Fairies, infiltrate Thrymheim, and draw
    Excaliber from the keystone dais.
[10:22] Si
    Look, the last light is still flashing.
[10:26] Y
    Daddy!
[10:28] Y
    A staircase down appeared behind the throne!
[10:31] K
    What?
[10:42] K
    Let's go.
[10:59] O
    System command!
[11:00] ---
    Generate object ID Excaliber!
[11:08] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[11:17] A
    You can do it, Kirito-kun!
[11:18] L
    You're almost there!
[11:20] Si
    Show us your guts!
[11:23] K
    You can do it, Daddy.
[11:24] Sl
    Kirito-san, you can do it!
[11:27] Kl
    Pull hard.
[11:57] Kl
    It's falling apart!
[12:04] Y
    Thrymheim is falling apart!
[12:07] Y
    Daddy, let's escape!
[12:08] K
    B-But how?
[12:16] Kl
    O-Okay...
[12:17] Kl
    Time for me to show you
    my Olympic-class high jump!
[12:30] Sl
    Klein-san, you dummy!
[12:52] K
    This is bad...
[12:53] K
    Leafa, how much time is left?
[12:56] Si
    We made it!
[12:58] Si
    Brother!
[13:00] Si
    I'm so glad!
[13:03] K
    So am I.
[13:06] K
    Until I complete the quest, I guess
    I can't take ownership of it.
[13:15] Su
    Do you hear something?
[13:20] Su
    There it is again.
[13:28] Su
    Tonkii!
[13:32] Su
    We're saved!
[13:33] Ki
    Okay, let's switch over to Tonkii.
[13:41] Kl
    You first.
[13:42] Kl
    I know!
[13:46] Kl
    We're sure high up...
[13:48] K
    Hurry.
[13:55] Kl
    Tonkii, you saved me...
[14:04] K
    It's still too heavy for me.
[14:07] Y
    Daddy?
[14:10] Y
    Jeez, Cardinals are such a pain.
[14:41] Si
    About two hundred meters?
[14:53] Si
    Eck. Skete. Aftor. El.
[15:03] K
    That's going a little too far.
[15:14] Si
    It's heavy.
[15:15] All
    Si-Si-Si...
[15:18] All
    Sinon-san, that was so cool!
[15:24] All
    You can have it.
[15:25] All
    You don't have to make that face.
[15:28] K
    Th-Thank you.
[15:31] Si
    But before that, promise me something.
[15:34] Si
    Each time you draw this sword,
[15:37] Si
    remember me in your heart.
[15:47] Kl
    It's tough to be popular—
[15:52] K
    All right.
[15:54] K
    I'll remember you, and I'll thank you.
[15:56] K
    Thanks.
[15:57] Si
    You're welcome.
[16:13] L
    That dungeon's going to disappear,
    just because we completed it once.
[16:18] Sl
    It's kind of a waste.
[17:10] A
    Look, trees are growing from the roots!
[17:25] Sl
    It's so warm.
[17:46] Sl
    He's happy.
[18:18] Si
    I'm so glad.
[18:21] Si
    Aren't you, Tonkii?
[18:23] Si
    You've got lots of friends.
[18:26] Si
    Over there... And over there.
[18:29] Si
    So many of them.
[18:36] U
    You've done a wonderful job.
[18:39] U
    The sword that cuts through all trees and iron,
[18:41] ---
    Excaliber, has been removed from its dais,
[18:44] U
    and Jötunheimr has returned to its proper form.
[18:48] U
    This is all thanks to you.
[18:52] U
    My sisters wish to thank you, as well.
[19:00] Gi
    My name is Verdandi.
    Thank you, fairy swordsmen.
[19:06] Gi
    I never thought I'd see a green Jötunheimr again.
[19:10] Gi
    It's like a dream.
[19:20] Gi
    My name is Skuld.
[19:23] Gi
    I thank you, warriors.
[19:35] U
    I offer you that blade.
[19:47] K
    All right!
[19:49] All
    Thank you, fairies.
[19:52] All
    Let us meet again.
[19:55] K
    And we're done.
[20:09] Kl
    S-Skuld-san!
[20:11] Kl
    Could I have your contact info?
[20:44] L
    Klein, I really respect you right now,
    from the bottom of my heart.
[20:58] K
    Well, Yui?
[21:00] Y
    I can see you.
[21:01] Y
    I can see and hear you, Daddy!
[21:03] Si
    What is this?
[21:05] K
    I'm turning real-time footage of
    the Dicey Café into pseudo-3D.
[21:10] K
    Okay.
[21:11] K
    Try moving around slowly.
[21:12] Y
    Okay!
[21:18] Y
    Yui should feel like she's flying around the room.
[21:23] Si
    I get it...
[21:24] ---
    In other words, that camera and microphone
[21:27] ---
    are acting as terminal sensory devices for her.
[21:30] Su
    Brother's studying mecha... mechatro...
[21:33] K
    Mechatronics.
[21:35] Su
    He's taking courses in that.
[21:38] Su
    And he's making this as a class project,
[21:41] Su
    but it's totally for Yui-chan, isn't it?
[21:43] Y
    I'm going to keep making requests.
SIGN    Reserved for Today
[21:55] K
    We're celebrating obtaining Holy Sword Excaliber
[21:57] ---
    and Lightning Hammer Mjölnir.
[22:00] K
    Cheers to 2025!
[22:04] All
    Cheers!
[22:07] Si
    But anyway, why "Excaliber"?
[22:11] ---
    Why what?
[22:13] Si
    When you see it in novels, isn't it usually "-calibur"?
[22:17] Si
    "Excalibur."
[22:18] K
    Oh, so that's it.
[22:21] S
    You read books like that, Sinon-san?
[22:25] Si
    When I was in middle school,
    I spent all my time in the library.
[22:29] Si
    I read a bunch of books on
    the legends of King Arthur.
[22:32] Si
    I think it was always "-calibur."
[22:34] K
    That's right.
[22:35] K
    In the original legend, there are lots
    of names for it, aren't there?
[22:39] Si
    I think the spelling is different.
[22:41] Si
    But the word for the diameter
    of a gun's barrel is "caliber."
[22:45] Si
    And from that, it came to mean
    the size of a person's quality.
[22:49] Su
    I'll remember that.
[22:50] Si
    You probably won't see it on a test.
[22:52] L
    Which means that Excaliber's owner
    needs to be a man of ability...
[22:58] Sl
    R-Really? Is that it?
[23:01] L
    Sure, it is.
[23:02] L
    So, I heard that someone here
[23:05] ---
    just made a ton of money off a short-term job...
[23:12] K
    O-Of course I was planning on
    paying for everything today.
[23:18] All
    Thank you!
[23:18] All
    Thank you, Kirito-kun!
[23:22] All
    That's so nice.
[23:25] All
    That's great.
SIGN    Next Time Forest House