E6 - Mash Burnedead and the Magic of Iron

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    Mash and the gang were
    supposed to defeat forest scorpions
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    for their outdoor class.
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    By the way, they look like this.
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    But Silva from Lang dorm
    for some reason came to pick a fight.
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    What will you do, Mash?
[00:14] ---
    Oh?
[01:52] ---
    What the hell is going on?
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    The difference in magic power is too big.
[01:58] ---
    Shroom Head looks like
    he ain't gonna be of any help.
[02:02] ---
    I gotta think. Think.
[02:04] ---
    How can I save that girl?
[02:08] ---
    Hey, now, was that it?
[02:10] ---
    What a letdown.
[02:12] ---
    What'd you say?
[02:14] ---
    I said it's a letdown
    if you don't do anything.
[02:17] ---
    You piece of scum.
[02:19] ---
    So now...
[02:21] ---
    I'm willing to give you guys one chance.
[02:24] ---
    Huh?
[02:25] ---
    A chance?
[02:26] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[02:28] ---
    Endure five hits from my magic,
    and I'll leave that girl alone.
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    Of course, I'll follow the school rules
    and bet one silver coin, too.
[02:41] ---
    How about it?
[02:42] ---
    It's not a bad deal, is it?
[02:46] ---
    Hmm? Well?
[02:48] ---
    Not up for it?
[02:49] ---
    That condition is insane!
[02:50] ---
    All right.
[02:54] ---
    You got a deal.
[02:57] ---
    You can't! If you do,
    a serious injury won't be the end of it!
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    I'll be fine. It's only five hits.
[03:03] ---
    What you talkin' about? It's not just you.
    For that Mushroom Head over there, too.
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    He ain't got nothing to do with this!
[03:10] ---
    Oh, yeah? You don't get to decide that.
[03:15] ---
    All right.
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    I'll take his hits, too.
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    Can't complain about that, yeah?
[03:25] ---
    What a riot!
[03:26] ---
    Can you endure ten hits?
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    Spikes...
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    This is a problem I got myself into.
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    I'll get through it somehow.
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    Iron Fist.
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    This might be bad.
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    How's that?
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    You think you can endure ten of these?
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    Iron Fist!
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    I'm not done yet!
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    Three!
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    Four!
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    Five!
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    Six!
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    Seven!
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    Eight!
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    Nine!
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    Actually, there's a certain boy
    threatening me.
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    I don't know what I should do.
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    Bet I look like an idiot.
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    Even I get it.
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    It all was too good to be true.
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    But because I'm an idiot...
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    I can't fully doubt anything.
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    Like that girl's tears.
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    I'm surprised you endured it.
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    As a reward, the last one
    will be an extra big one!
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    Iron Fist!
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    What a pity.
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    But did you really think
    you could endure—
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    Ten hits.
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    You're done.
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    This guy...
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    Hey...
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    that promise...
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    I ke—
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    Hmph.
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    You idiot.
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    Idiot, idiot, idiot!
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    Just how stupid can you really be?
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    Of course you can't stay standing!
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    I got a clean hit on you with my magic!
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    Shroom Head...
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    take that girl, and run.
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    I'll somehow make everything work.
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    Iron Fist.
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    What are you blathering on about?
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    Shroom Head...
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    please, take that girl—
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    What an idiot.
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    I know you're under my charm spell,
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    but I didn't think
    you'd be this desperate.
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    Come on, don't say that.
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    This guy is truly an idiot.
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    Basically, he's having a delusion!
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    Does he think he's
    the main character or something?
[06:52] ---
    That's so cheesy.
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    I hate stuffy guys like you.
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    But, well, seeing you like that
    totally cracks me up.
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    Dissed by the girl
    you sacrificed yourself to protect!
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    This guy is the sorriest excuse for a man!
[07:14] ---
    Huh?
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    You guys have gone far enough.
[07:25] ---
    Bring it on.
[07:26] ---
    Now it's my turn
    to take that ten-hit challenge.
[07:33] ---
    Come at me, scumbag.
[07:41] ---
    I wonder if Mash is all right.
[07:44] ---
    Huh?
[07:45] ---
    He's got to be all right. He's Mash.
[07:47] ---
    That's right! He even bested
    that professor during the entrance exams.
[07:53] ---
    There are different types of magic users.
[07:55] ---
    White Mages excel
    at scholarship and support magic.
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    Red Mages excel at combat.
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    Mash has been facing White Mages so far.
[08:04] ---
    But any Red Mage past their first year
    is really tough.
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    Double-liners are not uncommon.
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    Among them,
    those that equal or surpass Mash...
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    are a dime a dozen.
[08:18] ---
    Well, well, well.
[08:20] ---
    That's quite a statement.
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    What really pisses me off
    are people like you and this guy...
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    hypocrites that are weak, but act tough.
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    Seeing guys like this,
    I just wanna completely mess them up,
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    mess up that disgusting pride
    and mentality.
[08:39] ---
    When they realize they were tricked
    and are left helpless,
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    their faces start twisting up.
[08:46] ---
    It totally cracks me up!
[08:51] ---
    Huh?
[08:52] ---
    My clothes are slightly singed
    thanks to him.
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    Don't make a fool of me, you scum!
[09:13] ---
    You think you can win against me?
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    I earned two gold coins
    during my first year!
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    My base power
    is way stronger than you guys!
[09:22] ---
    And you're in high spirits,
    saying you'll kill me?
[09:28] ---
    Go ahead and try, you lowlife!
[09:33] ---
    Come on! Come on!
    Where'd that energy go?
[09:37] ---
    Go on and kill me!
[09:55] ---
    Triceps Magic...
[09:57] ---
    Ballista Knuckle.
[09:59] ---
    Triceps Magic, huh?
[10:01] ---
    I've never heard that before.
[10:03] ---
    Are you serious?
[10:07] ---
    Don't make me say it again.
[10:09] ---
    Me and you are on...
[10:13] ---
    differ—
[10:18] ---
    Huh?
[10:25] ---
    Wha?
[10:29] ---
    I-I earned two coins last year
    as a first-year.
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    My magic is top-tier
    among the second-years.
[10:42] ---
    I have the skill!
[11:03] ---
    Crap, crap, crap!
[11:05] ---
    I absolutely can't win. Me?
[11:08] ---
    No good. I can't stand.
    I have no strength in my body.
[11:12] ---
    I can't tolerate one more hit!
[11:15] ---
    What the hell is this guy?
[11:32] ---
    He sat down? Why?
[11:35] ---
    That makes two.
[11:36] ---
    Huh?
[11:39] ---
    You're going to endure ten hits, right?
[11:42] ---
    Show me how much better you are.
[11:47] ---
    You have eight more to go.
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    Well?
[12:06] ---
    Think you can go for the third hit?
[12:09] ---
    Damn it, this is bad, really bad.
[12:11] ---
    Any more hits ain't good. I'll die!
[12:14] ---
    Something...
    I have to come up with some plan.
[12:18] ---
    Something...
[12:32] ---
    Wha...
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    Its forehead stone is star-shaped.
[12:36] ---
    Perfect! Forest scorpions worth
    more than one silver coin exist!
[12:43] ---
    If I can escape while the giant
    forest scorpion fights Mushroom Head...
[12:53] ---
    I'm busy right now.
[12:55] ---
    Sorry.
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    You gotta be kidding me.
[13:03] ---
    I earned two gold coins in my first year!
[13:07] ---
    I can't let them keep mocking me.
[13:10] ---
    Why don't we call it quits?
[13:13] ---
    I kinda feel bad for you.
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    Crap, crap.
    I didn't even imagine Silva losing.
[13:27] ---
    What should I do?
    At this rate, I'm gonna be...
[13:34] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:35] ---
    He made me do it.
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    I was scared and couldn't disobey.
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    I truly am sorry.
[13:43] ---
    I'm such a terrible person, aren't I?
[13:51] ---
    It's all right.
[13:53] ---
    Hmph.
[13:54] ---
    Men are total suckers.
[13:57] ---
    Um...
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    I...
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    Oof!
[14:05] ---
    ...treat everyone equally.
[14:12] ---
    This guy's got some screws loose.
[14:17] ---
    Mash, are you okay?
[14:19] ---
    You're all beat up!
[14:20] ---
    It's nothing.
[14:22] ---
    So you fought that second-year
    named Silva after all?
[14:25] ---
    Yeah.
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    That's amazing, Mash!
[14:28] ---
    You even defeated a star-stone scorpion.
[14:30] ---
    That's two silver coins!
[14:32] ---
    That's amazing!
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    You went that far just for me.
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    Aren't you going at a good pace
    since you started, Mash?
[14:37] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:38] ---
    No, thank you.
[14:41] ---
    Let's hurry over to the Nurse's Office!
[14:43] ---
    What an idiot.
[14:44] ---
    That's so cheesy.
[14:51] ---
    Um...
[14:53] ---
    you look pretty banged up.
[14:58] ---
    Are you okay?
[15:03] ---
    Argh!
[15:05] ---
    Eek!
[15:06] ---
    What's wrong with this guy? Freaky!
[15:08] ---
    Help me!
[15:11] ---
    Shroom Head.
[15:13] ---
    Sorry for getting you
    caught up in all that.
[15:20] ---
    Thanks, man.
[15:23] ---
    That's not like you.
[15:26] ---
    Yeah? Shut your damn mouth,
    or I'll kill you for real!
[15:28] ---
    I totally felt embarrassed as I
    squeezed those words out of my mouth!
[15:31] ---
    Give me a break!
[15:33] ---
    I'm not giving a break or anything.
[15:35] ---
    I'll kill you!
[15:35] ---
    You were targeted, Mash.
[15:37] ---
    I overheard something earlier.
[15:39] ---
    Lang is hunting for coins,
    and they're mainly targeting Adler.
[15:44] ---
    That second-year named Silva must have
    picked a fight with you because of that.
[15:48] ---
    Lang...
[15:50] ---
    Lang dorm is made up
    of the upper crust and their cronies.
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    They're so-called moralists.
    They value birthright above all else.
[15:58] ---
    They'll do anything they can
    to prevent us nobodies
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    from getting into the Bureau of Magic.
[16:09] ---
    Looks like it's starting.
[16:12] ---
    The great war for the coins
    against Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus!
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    MAGIA LUPUS
[16:22] ---
    Magia Lupus.
[16:24] ---
    I thought of a story idea like that
    back when I was about 12.
[16:29] ---
    HONK
[16:33] ---
    I see.
[16:36] ---
    Hmm?
[16:41] ---
    One from Pierced Eyebrow
    and two from the giant scorpion.
[16:45] ---
    With five silvers,
    I finally have a gold coin.
[16:49] ---
    Whoa.
[16:50] ---
    That light makes your face—
[16:54] ---
    My eyes!
[16:56] ---
    Wait, I didn't know we had separate dorms.
[16:59] ---
    Of course we were separated.
[17:01] ---
    You know we were sorted
    right after entering, right?
[17:05] ---
    Oh. Now that you mention it...
[17:09] ---
    We will now sort the new students
    into their dorms.
[17:13] ---
    Touch the unicorn's horn,
    and through your magic power,
[17:17] ---
    it will read your thoughts and ideas
    to select a dorm that suits you.
[17:21] ---
    First up, Egalt Vansom.
[17:23] ---
    Here.
[17:27] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[17:29] ---
    I sense willingness in you
    and wisdom to match.
[17:34] ---
    You are most suited for...
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    Orca dorm.
[17:39] ---
    All right!
[17:40] ---
    - Thank you very much!
    - Next, Alben Smith.
[17:43] ---
    Here.
[17:44] ---
    Mm-hmm.
[17:45] ---
    Dauntless courage and a pioneering spirit.
[17:47] ---
    It's Adler dorm for you.
[17:49] ---
    Hmm. You have strong magical power,
    radical ideas, and a challenging nature.
[17:54] ---
    You belong in Lang dorm.
[17:58] ---
    Heh. Centuries have passed
    since I was given this role.
[18:01] ---
    Not once have I misjudged,
    as I can read people's thoughts.
[18:06] ---
    - Now, keep them coming!
    - Next, Mash Burnedead.
[18:09] ---
    'Kay.
[18:19] ---
    Oh, I need to control my power. Sorry.
[18:23] ---
    Freaky.
[18:24] ---
    Wait, he's only thinking
    about cream puffs.
[18:26] ---
    What's with this guy?
[18:27] ---
    Isn't there anything
    other than cream puffs?
[18:30] ---
    Seriously, what are you thinking about?
    What's with that face?
[18:34] ---
    No, this is bad. Several centuries
    into dorm selection at our academy,
[18:39] ---
    not once have I
    been stumped for an answer.
[18:44] ---
    Okay, let's try this again.
[18:47] ---
    Bliss.
[18:50] ---
    A cream puff is a confection
    where batter is baked into a hollow shell
[18:54] ---
    and custard cream is packed
    into the empty space inside.
[18:57] ---
    Especially for Choux Au Craquelin,
    where gooey cream fills a brittle shell.
[19:01] ---
    And if one were to make an analogy
    with humans, it's someone
[19:02] ---
    - harboring kindness within strength—
    - It's suddenly gotten eloquent!
[19:05] ---
    Cream puff lovers go to Adler!
[19:08] ---
    That... was a leap of logic!
[19:11] ---
    'Kay.
[19:13] ---
    Oh, yeah, there was that.
[19:16] ---
    So that was...
[19:17] ---
    - Mash.
    - This guy.
[19:18] ---
    I see.
[19:19] ---
    Ahem.
[19:21] ---
    Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus,
[19:24] ---
    are a group
    of seven distinguished students.
[19:27] ---
    That Pierced Eyebrow
    must be one of their lackeys.
[19:30] ---
    They've been grabbing up coins
    to sway who the Divine Visionary will be.
[19:33] ---
    Since you have a coin...
[19:36] ---
    keep your distance from Lang,
    and stick with dormmates whenever you can.
[19:42] ---
    Okay. I will.
[19:45] ---
    But Lance's warning was in vain...
[19:48] ---
    and Mash found himself lost in school.
[19:51] ---
    Where's the next class?
[19:56] ---
    Here it is, I think.
[19:59] ---
    Should I push or pull to open this door?
[20:02] ---
    Hmm.
[20:04] ---
    I always get it wrong.
[20:07] ---
    Do I push or pull? Hmm...
[20:12] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[20:14] ---
    I'm terribly sorry!
[20:15] ---
    Look, you said you wanted to join us,
[20:18] ---
    and that's why Lord Abel
    gave you a chance.
[20:22] ---
    Furthermore, you let Adler take a coin.
[20:25] ---
    O-Once more! Please give me one more chan—
[20:28] ---
    You misunderstand.
[20:29] ---
    Huh?
[20:30] ---
    I gave a chance?
[20:33] ---
    That makes it sound
    like I expected something out of him.
[20:37] ---
    Oh, man, sorry 'bout that.
[20:40] ---
    Humans worthy
    of making this world go round...
[20:43] ---
    must be chosen individuals.
[20:46] ---
    Perfect education.
    Overwhelming talent. Noble bloodline.
[20:53] ---
    We're collecting coins
    to create a world free of impurities.
[20:58] ---
    But what about you?
[21:02] ---
    You can't even become
    a sacrificial pawn for our objective.
[21:06] ---
    Pathetic wretch. You have my sympathy.
[21:08] ---
    It must be hard to go on living,
    knowing that you're worthless.
[21:14] ---
    But rest assured.
[21:18] ---
    You no longer need to think
    about such things.
[21:32] ---
    The Divine Visionary should be me.
[21:36] ---
    Not some riffraff from Adler.
[21:40] ---
    Right...
[21:42] ---
    Mother?
[21:44] ---
    A world free of impurities.
[21:47] ---
    It will be my—
[21:49] ---
    Um...
[21:51] ---
    I couldn't figure out
    whether to push or pull this door open.
[21:54] ---
    Sorry.
[21:56] ---
    Also, you know
    that's a doll you're talking to?
[22:01] ---
    Thank you
    for bringing that to my attention.
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