# E6 - Mash Burnedead and the Magic of Iron
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*Mash and the gang were
supposed to defeat forest scorpions*
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*for their outdoor class.*
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*By the way, they look like this.*
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*But Silva from Lang dorm
for some reason came to pick a fight.*
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*What will you do, Mash?*
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Oh?
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*What the hell is going on?*
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*The difference in magic power is too big.*
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*Shroom Head looks like
he ain't gonna be of any help.*
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*I gotta think. Think.*
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*How can I save that girl?*
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Hey, now, was that it?
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What a letdown.
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What'd you say?
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I said it's a letdown
if you don't do anything.
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You piece of scum.
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So now...
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I'm willing to give you guys one chance.
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Huh?
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A chance?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Endure five hits from my magic,
and I'll leave that girl alone.
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Of course, I'll follow the school rules
and bet one silver coin, too.
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How about it?
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It's not a bad deal, is it?
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Hmm? Well?
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Not up for it?
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That condition is insane!
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All right.
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You got a deal.
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You can't! If you do,
a serious injury won't be the end of it!
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I'll be fine. It's only five hits.
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What you talkin' about? It's not just you.
For that Mushroom Head over there, too.
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He ain't got nothing to do with this!
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Oh, yeah? You don't get to decide that.
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All right.
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I'll take his hits, too.
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Can't complain about that, yeah?
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What a riot!
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Can you endure ten hits?
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Spikes...
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This is a problem I got myself into.
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I'll get through it somehow.
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Iron Fist.
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*This might be bad.*
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How's that?
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You think you can endure ten of these?
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Iron Fist!
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I'm not done yet!
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Three!
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Four!
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Five!
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Six!
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Seven!
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Eight!
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Nine!
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*Actually, there's a certain boy
threatening me.*
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*I don't know what I should do.*
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Bet I look like an idiot.
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Even I get it.
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It all was too good to be true.
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But because I'm an idiot...
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I can't fully doubt anything.
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Like that girl's tears.
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I'm surprised you endured it.
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As a reward, the last one
will be an extra big one!
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Iron Fist!
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What a pity.
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But did you really think
you could endure—
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Ten hits.
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You're done.
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*This guy...*
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Hey...
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that promise...
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I ke—
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Hmph.
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You idiot.
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Idiot, idiot, idiot!
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Just how stupid can you really be?
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Of course you can't stay standing!
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I got a clean hit on you with my magic!
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Shroom Head...
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take that girl, and run.
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I'll somehow make everything work.
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Iron Fist.
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What are you blathering on about?
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Shroom Head...
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please, take that girl—
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What an idiot.
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I know you're under my charm spell,
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but I didn't think
you'd be this desperate.
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Come on, don't say that.
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This guy is truly an idiot.
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Basically, he's having a delusion!
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Does he think he's
the main character or something?
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That's so cheesy.
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I hate stuffy guys like you.
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But, well, seeing you like that
totally cracks me up.
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Dissed by the girl
you sacrificed yourself to protect!
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This guy is the sorriest excuse for a man!
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Huh?
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You guys have gone far enough.
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Bring it on.
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Now it's my turn
to take that ten-hit challenge.
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Come at me, scumbag.
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I wonder if Mash is all right.
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Huh?
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He's got to be all right. He's Mash.
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That's right! He even bested
that professor during the entrance exams.
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There are different types of magic users.
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White Mages excel
at scholarship and support magic.
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Red Mages excel at combat.
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Mash has been facing White Mages so far.
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But any Red Mage past their first year
is really tough.
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Double-liners are not uncommon.
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Among them,
those that equal or surpass Mash...
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are a dime a dozen.
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Well, well, well.
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That's quite a statement.
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What really pisses me off
are people like you and this guy...
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hypocrites that are weak, but act tough.
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Seeing guys like this,
I just wanna completely mess them up,
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mess up that disgusting pride
and mentality.
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When they realize they were tricked
and are left helpless,
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their faces start twisting up.
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It totally cracks me up!
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Huh?
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My clothes are slightly singed
thanks to him.
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Don't make a fool of me, you scum!
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You think you can win against me?
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I earned two gold coins
during my first year!
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My base power
is way stronger than you guys!
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And you're in high spirits,
saying you'll kill me?
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Go ahead and try, you lowlife!
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Come on! Come on!
Where'd that energy go?
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Go on and kill me!
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Triceps Magic...
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Ballista Knuckle.
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Triceps Magic, huh?
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I've never heard that before.
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Are you serious?
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Don't make me say it again.
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Me and you are on...
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differ—
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Huh?
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Wha?
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I-I earned two coins last year
as a first-year.
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My magic is top-tier
among the second-years.
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I have the skill!
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*Crap, crap, crap!*
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*I absolutely can't win. Me?*
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*No good. I can't stand.
I have no strength in my body.*
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*I can't tolerate one more hit!*
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*What the hell is this guy?*
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*He sat down? Why?*
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That makes two.
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Huh?
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You're going to endure ten hits, right?
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Show me how much better you are.
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You have eight more to go.
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Well?
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Think you can go for the third hit?
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*Damn it, this is bad, really bad.*
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*Any more hits ain't good. I'll die!*
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*Something...
I have to come up with some plan.*
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*Something...*
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Wha...
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*Its forehead stone is star-shaped.*
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*Perfect! Forest scorpions worth
more than one silver coin exist!*
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*If I can escape while the giant
forest scorpion fights Mushroom Head...*
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I'm busy right now.
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Sorry.
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*You gotta be kidding me.*
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*I earned two gold coins in my first year!*
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*I can't let them keep mocking me.*
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Why don't we call it quits?
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I kinda feel bad for you.
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*Crap, crap.
I didn't even imagine Silva losing.*
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*What should I do?
At this rate, I'm gonna be...*
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I'm sorry.
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He made me do it.
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I was scared and couldn't disobey.
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I truly am sorry.
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I'm such a terrible person, aren't I?
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It's all right.
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Hmph.
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*Men are total suckers.*
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Um...
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I...
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Oof!
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...treat everyone equally.
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*This guy's got some screws loose.*
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Mash, are you okay?
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You're all beat up!
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It's nothing.
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So you fought that second-year
named Silva after all?
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Yeah.
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That's amazing, Mash!
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You even defeated a star-stone scorpion.
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That's two silver coins!
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That's amazing!
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You went that far just for me.
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Aren't you going at a good pace
since you started, Mash?
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I'm sorry.
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No, thank you.
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Let's hurry over to the Nurse's Office!
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*What an idiot.*
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*That's so cheesy.*
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Um...
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you look pretty banged up.
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Are you okay?
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Argh!
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Eek!
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What's wrong with this guy? Freaky!
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Help me!
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Shroom Head.
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Sorry for getting you
caught up in all that.
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Thanks, man.
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That's not like you.
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Yeah? Shut your damn mouth,
or I'll kill you for real!
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I totally felt embarrassed as I
squeezed those words out of my mouth!
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Give me a break!
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I'm not giving a break or anything.
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I'll kill you!
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You were targeted, Mash.
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I overheard something earlier.
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Lang is hunting for coins,
and they're mainly targeting Adler.
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That second-year named Silva must have
picked a fight with you because of that.
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Lang...
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Lang dorm is made up
of the upper crust and their cronies.
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They're so-called moralists.
They value birthright above all else.
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They'll do anything they can
to prevent us nobodies
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from getting into the Bureau of Magic.
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Looks like it's starting.
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The great war for the coins
against Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus!
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MAGIA LUPUS
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Magia Lupus.
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I thought of a story idea like that
back when I was about 12.
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HONK
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I see.
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Hmm?
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One from Pierced Eyebrow
and two from the giant scorpion.
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With five silvers,
I finally have a gold coin.
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Whoa.
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That light makes your face—
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My eyes!
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Wait, I didn't know we had separate dorms.
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Of course we were separated.
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You know we were sorted
right after entering, right?
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Oh. Now that you mention it...
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We will now sort the new students
into their dorms.
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Touch the unicorn's horn,
and through your magic power,
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it will read your thoughts and ideas
to select a dorm that suits you.
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First up, Egalt Vansom.
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Here.
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Mm-hmm.
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I sense willingness in you
and wisdom to match.
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You are most suited for...
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Orca dorm.
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All right!
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- Thank you very much!
- Next, Alben Smith.
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Here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Dauntless courage and a pioneering spirit.
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It's Adler dorm for you.
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Hmm. You have strong magical power,
radical ideas, and a challenging nature.
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You belong in Lang dorm.
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*Heh. Centuries have passed
since I was given this role.*
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*Not once have I misjudged,
as I can read people's thoughts.*
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- Now, keep them coming!
- Next, Mash Burnedead.
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'Kay.
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Oh, I need to control my power. Sorry.
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*Freaky.*
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*Wait, he's only thinking
about cream puffs.*
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*What's with this guy?*
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*Isn't there anything
other than cream puffs?*
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*Seriously, what are you thinking about?
What's with that face?*
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*No, this is bad. Several centuries
into dorm selection at our academy,*
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*not once have I
been stumped for an answer.*
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*Okay, let's try this again.*
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*Bliss.*
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A cream puff is a confection
where batter is baked into a hollow shell
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and custard cream is packed
into the empty space inside.
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Especially for Choux Au Craquelin,
where gooey cream fills a brittle shell.
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And if one were to make an analogy
with humans, it's someone
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- harboring kindness within strength—
- It's suddenly gotten eloquent!
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Cream puff lovers go to Adler!
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That... was a leap of logic!
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'Kay.
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Oh, yeah, there was that.
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*So that was...*
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*- Mash.
- This guy.*
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*I see.*
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Ahem.
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Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus,
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are a group
of seven distinguished students.
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That Pierced Eyebrow
must be one of their lackeys.
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They've been grabbing up coins
to sway who the Divine Visionary will be.
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Since you have a coin...
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keep your distance from Lang,
and stick with dormmates whenever you can.
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Okay. I will.
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*But Lance's warning was in vain...*
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*and Mash found himself lost in school.*
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Where's the next class?
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Here it is, I think.
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Should I push or pull to open this door?
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Hmm.
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I always get it wrong.
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Do I push or pull? Hmm...
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I-I'm sorry!
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I'm terribly sorry!
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Look, you said you wanted to join us,
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and that's why Lord Abel
gave you a chance.
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Furthermore, you let Adler take a coin.
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O-Once more! Please give me one more chan—
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You misunderstand.
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Huh?
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I gave a chance?
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That makes it sound
like I expected something out of him.
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Oh, man, sorry 'bout that.
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Humans worthy
of making this world go round...
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must be chosen individuals.
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Perfect education.
Overwhelming talent. Noble bloodline.
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We're collecting coins
to create a world free of impurities.
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But what about you?
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You can't even become
a sacrificial pawn for our objective.
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Pathetic wretch. You have my sympathy.
**[21:08] ---**
It must be hard to go on living,
knowing that you're worthless.
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But rest assured.
**[21:18] ---**
You no longer need to think
about such things.
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The Divine Visionary should be me.
**[21:36] ---**
Not some riffraff from Adler.
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Right...
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Mother?
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A world free of impurities.
**[21:47] ---**
It will be my—
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Um...
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I couldn't figure out
whether to push or pull this door open.
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Sorry.
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Also, you know
that's a doll you're talking to?
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Thank you
for bringing that to my attention.
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