E13 - Mash Burnedead and the Divine Visionaries

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    Divine Visionaries.
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    The foremost magic users in the world
    and the force that keeps it running.
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    New Divine Visionaries are offered
    to join the Bureau of Magic,
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    the supreme legal institution in this world.
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    They handle the majority of tasks
    involving magic.
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    They also serve another role as state-sanctioned
    forces protecting the society
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    from those that would harm it.
SIGN    RAYNE AMES
    MAGICAL TOOL ADMINISTRATION
    THE SWORD CANE
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    Previously...
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    Hip, hip, hooray!
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    Victorious in the battle
    against the Magia Lupus,
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    all of Lang's coins went to Adler.
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    This definitely brought Mash and friends
    closer to becoming Divine Visionaries.
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    However...
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    As a result of the battle against Cell War,
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    rumors of Mash's inability to use magic
    was spreading throughout the academy.
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    Man, we somehow pulled that off
    the other day.
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    Time for our victory celebration after school.
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    We pulled it off?
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    I saw everything!
    I'm telling the teachers!
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    You can't use magic!
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    - He can! Can too!
    - But just now...
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    He can! Can too!
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    - He can! Can too!
    - S-Sure.
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    We just shouted him into submission.
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    We have to do something before it—
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    Hey, Mash Burnedead!
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    Is it true that you can't use magic?
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    We're ruined already!
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    What about it, huh, Mash?
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    I can too.
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    I can. Use magic.
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    I can... use magic...
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    - I can... use magic...
    - What is he? A broken record?
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    M-Magic...
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    The practice we had
    afterwards is paying off. Yes!
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    Don't lie, man. The rumors
    are going around. It's a huge deal!
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    Let's go, Mash.
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    Blub blub blub blub...
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    Hey, Finn. Protecting a non-magic user
    will make you a criminal as well.
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    If you make a fake report,
    you might get expelled at the worst.
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    So, Finn...
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    Fess up. Mash can't use magic, right?
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    Are you gonna lie, Finn?
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    What's the point protecting
    that magicless blight-blood, Finn?
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    Shut up!
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    Who I hang out with
    is none of your business!
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    I totally mustered some courage.
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    But he's really crammed in there.
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    It's...
SIGN    LANCE
SIGN    SISTER COMPLEX
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    - Lance!
    - Sister Complex!
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    What was that for!?
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    You simply offended me. That's all.
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    - Hurray, Sister Complex, hurray!
    - Lance.
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    You say you were offended?
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    It's...
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    Lemon and D-Dot?
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    It seems Dot's injuries were
    more severe than we thought.
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    Six broken ribs, depressed skull,
    compound fractures in all four limbs,
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    blood blisters, burns,
    damage to multiple internal organs....
SIGN    PTOO PTOO
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    And after school, in Adler dorm room 302,
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    a celebration was being held
    for their victory against Lang.
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    Now that we have Lang's coins,
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    we just have to wait
    for the Divine Visionary selection.
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    So sudden?
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    We're almost there, though we have
    a mountain of problems!
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    I feel like we're sweeping aside
    a huge problem.
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    More like...
SIGN    DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
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    They're like... here!
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    Why is he holding a doll!?
    Definitely not a party atmosphere!
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    Wait, is he gonna start a...
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    I brought a deck of cards,
    just in case.
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    He's totally ready to party!
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    I don't intend to make friends with you lot,
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    but I'll take a hint as I should also celebrate
    Abyss getting better. That's what betters do.
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    I kinda hate how he said that.
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    By the way, whoever dares
    beat Lord Abel in a game...
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    will die by my hand.
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    That's not fun at all!
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    Don't say scary things like that.
    How about some tea?
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    Huh? Oh.
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    Th-Than-Than-Thank you... very much.
SIGN    WBL WBL WBL WBL
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    Forgive him. Abyss calls girls "females."
    That's how little experience he has with them.
SIGN    NOM NOM NOM
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    Why is she here!?
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    Say aah!
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    Mash, to show appreciation for
    all you've done, let me serve you!
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    Oh, no, that's fine.
    I can eat on my own.
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    Oh, you're such a meanie!
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    Tasty, tasty.
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    That's incredible, Mash!
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    That has to be the wrong way to feed him!
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    This kind of feels like we're newlyweds!
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    L-Lance?
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    By the way,
    you got separated from us midway.
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    What were you doing in the basement?
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    Yeah.
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    After I fought the guy from Lang dorm,
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    I got caught up with some guys
    claiming to be death row inmates.
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    I was fighting one of them,
    but he retreated midway for some reason.
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    That basement has death row inmates?
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    So scary!
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    Jack.
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    BS.
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    Truly brilliant, Lord Abel.
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    They're playing BS by themselves!
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    This is too chaotic.
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    Mash.
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    As thanks for the today's invite,
    I will give you a warning.
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    You have been targeted...
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    by Innocent Zero.
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    The worst crime syndicate
    in the Magic Realm...
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    They were looking for people
    with high magical power in this academy.
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    In return for helping them out,
    Lord Abel gained his power.
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    Sorry to make you help out.
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    N-No problem.
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    Why do I have to tag along just to retrieve
    a board game he forgot in his room!?
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    Lord Abel gained his third line
    by artificial means
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    thanks to Innocent Zero's power.
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    Genuine triple-liners
    are even more fearsome.
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    Lord Abel borrowed their power
    only to gain more coins.
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    A small sacrifice for the greater good.
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    But their response...
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    It seems whoever Innocent Zero is seeking
    has some kind of connection with you.
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    Be on guard. They are sure to return.
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    We surely will receive
    some form of punishment.
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    We deserve it for losing sight
    of our surroundings.
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    But Lord Abel just wanted
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    to create a world where kind people
    like his mother could live in peace.
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    I knew that, yet I...
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    Thank you for stopping Lord Abel.
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    You really might be able to make it a reality.
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    A world where everyone can live in peace.
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    I'm counting on you, Mash.
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    'Kay.
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    Sneak sneak.
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    Sneak sneak.
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    Sneak.
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    I chickened out earlier, but this time
    I'm gonna find proof that he can't use magic.
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    Let's see now.
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    That's Abyss, Lang's second best?
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    Why are they chatting like they're buddies?
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    A loser like him...
    What in the world is going on?
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    What business do you have
    with this room?
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    L-Lang's top dog, Abel.
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    What is he doing here?
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    I said, what do you want?
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    Wh-What's going on!?
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    What were you two talking about earlier?
SIGN    WBL WBL WBL WBL
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    And the next day, at the Bureau of Magic...
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    Henceforth, we will now hold
    an emergency inquiry concerning
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    Mash Burnedead's
    concealment of Lackmagic.
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    Mash Burnedead.
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    Concealing your lack of magic
    is a serious crime.
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    Young lad.
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    Who created this world?
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    Some big shot?
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    It was God who created this world for us.
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    God created this world to be
    more beautiful than anything else.
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    As is magic.
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    It is a miracle God bestowed
    upon humans alone.
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    And what threatens this beautiful,
    harmonious miracle is your existence.
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    Do you understand?
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    You are basically a bug.
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    Bugs must be dealt with quickly.
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    Okay, but what if things
    didn't have to be perfect all the time?
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    What!?
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    That is not for you to deci—
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    There is no such thing
    as validated confidence in this world.
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    You are...
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    In the end, all that matters is success.
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    To do that,
    you first need to believe in yourself.
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    You've got the potential
    to become a real man.
SIGN    RYOH GRANTZ
    MAGIC SECURITY FORCES CAPTAIN
    THE LIGHT CANE
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    A Divine Visionary.
    What are you doing here?
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    Details like that don't matter!
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    Right, Mushroom?
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    Oh? Yes.
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    But you see, Mushroom...
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    We live within the rules.
    The rules exist for the majority.
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    If we accommodated for everyone,
    order would never be upheld.
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    Then, what should we do? It's simple.
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    You sway the majority to your side.
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    By the way, the legitimacy of the opinion
    is not all that important.
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    All that matters is who's talking.
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    A candle?
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    Light it. Without touching it, of course.
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    Without touching it?
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    That's right.
    Magic is everything in this world.
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    So you need to show us
    a miracle stronger than magic.
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    Are you truly manly?
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    Then prove it.
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    This is absurd.
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    Asking someone with no magic
    to light that without touching it?
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    His wand?
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    What is someone who can't use magic
    going to do with a wand?
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    He can't possibly do anything.
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    Really, Sir Ryoh is quite cruel.
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    Asking for the impossible
    so he will give up.
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    He's rubbing the wand at tremendous speed
    against the ground,
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    and is creating fire with friction!
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    But the ground is totally made of stone.
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    I get it.
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    I'll sway the majority...
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    with my fist.
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    You're hot stuff!
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    Oh! Divine Visionaries!
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    Punishment for a magicless student?
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    What kind of foolishness...
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    Man, I hate stuff like this!
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    Stop whining.
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    What exactly is Mr. Wahlberg thinking?
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    Brr. Cold.
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    Regulations exist to maintain order.
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    There are no exceptions.
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    So I guess we're adjourning for now.
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    What selfish nonsense
    are you talking about!?
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    Such a thing would never be allowed!
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    Huh? What is this?
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    Hey, what the heck?
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    Why do you act
    like things have been resolved?
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    What? All of you are...
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    Divine Visionaries!
    What in the world brings you here?
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    It's such a drag, but Mr. Wahlberg
    asked us to be here.
SIGN    RENATUS REVOL
    MAGICAL CEMETERY ADMINISTRATION
    THE IMMORTAL CANE
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    C-Cold.
SIGN    TSURARA HALESTONE
    MAGIC RESEARCH ADMINISTRATION
    THE ICE CANE
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    What a drag. Let's go home.
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    Someone's being noisy.
SIGN    KALDO GEHENNA
    MAGIC TALENT ADMINISTRATION
    THE FLAME CANE
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    Who are you talking to
    with that attitude?
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    There's nobody other than you,
    no matter how you think about it.
SIGN    AGITO TYRONE
    MAGICAL CREATURES ADMINISTRATION
    THE DRAGON CANE
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    While in accordance with the regulations,
    I believe flexibility is the wisest course.
SIGN    SOPHINA BRIVIA
    FORBIDDEN MAGICAL TEXTS ADMINISTRATION
    THE KNOWLEDGE CANE
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    Regulations exist to rein in
    individuals with differing ideas.
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    If we allow exceptions, the system fails.
SIGN    ORTER MADL
    MAGICAL POWER ADMINISTRATION
    THE DESERT CANE
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    Especially for us,
    those who stand above others.
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    It is outrageous for us to accept
    exceptions due to fleeting emotions.
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    On top of that, he hid that he was
    a Lackmagic and attended Easton Academy.
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    He must atone for it all with death.
SIGN    SHOCK...
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    Shock...
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    You may assume that this
    is the consensus from all Divine Visionaries.
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    That opinion is unacceptable.
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    W-We are...
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    Innocent Zero.
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    That boy...
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    belongs to us.
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    Hands off.
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    Why is Innocent Zero...
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    It seems that boy
    has unusual origins after all.
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    I am nobody's possession.
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    You think anyone
    cares about that right now?
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    We are serious. As proof...
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    We have embedded
    a magiparasite inside this human.
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    A magiparasite!?
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    Um, who are you?
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    A magiparasite.
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    A specific dangerous magical creature
    that feeds off mana
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    and uses humans
    as a host for its larvae.
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    It reacts to those who try to peel it off
    from the host, using them as the next host.
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    Consider this our
    statement of intent to you all.
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    That this world belongs to us.
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    In other words, a declaration of war
    against the Bureau of Magic.
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    Eager to end this long-standing
    conflict of ours?
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    Wonderful.
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    I will remove the magiparasite.
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    That's reckless!
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    A magiparasite is a nemesis especially
    for powerful magic users.
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    If it gets you,
    it'll make you into its chrysalis!
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    Then who are you saying will do it?
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    Now that this has happened, I, the strongest
    and hottest guy in the Magic Realm, will...
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    Huh?
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    What are you doing!?
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    Why would you do that?
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    Weren't you listening
    to my narration earlier!?
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    If you forcefully peel it off from the host,
    you become the next host!
SIGN    BRR BRR
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    The magiparasite is tied up
    like a dog balloon animal!
SIGN    RUSTLE RUSTLE
SIGN    BUREAU OF MAGIC STAFFER
    NEREY SHAWN
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    What just happened!?
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    It totally entered your mouth!
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    So you tied it up in your mouth?
    Like a cherry stem!?
[19:30] ---
    Yep. I tied it with my tongue.
[19:32] ---
    That's ridiculous!
SIGN    HUFF HUFF
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    He realized he couldn't kill it
    in his mouth,
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    so he tied it together
    to immobilize it instead!?
SIGN    BUREAU OF MAGIC STAFFER
    NEREY SHAWN
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    And what a gentle way to handle him!
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    It looks like he's ascended
    to heaven already!
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    I defeated the enemy messenger,
    and the old man has been spared.
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    Case closed.
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    Mr. Bless! I'm so glad. I was wondering
    for a moment what would happen to you.
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    Such flawless actions.
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    You're a treasure.
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    Your issue has not been resolved yet.
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    Regulations are regulations.
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    Your opinion should not be respected
    as you cannot use magic.
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    That's the rule in this world.
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    Therefore, you will face
    the death penalty as planned.
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    We'll be taking you—
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    I won't go.
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    I won't go.
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    Now you can't take me, can you?
[20:38] ---
    What are you, a child?
    Throwing a tantrum won't save you.
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    I won't go.
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    Hold it!
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    You said your opinion
    was the consensus of all of us.
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    But you haven't heard my take yet.
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    We don't need your opinion.
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    Strictly obey the regulations.
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    That is the rule of this world.
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    Therefore, I will execute it.
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    I'm telling you to listen!
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    Oh, this sword...
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    M-Mr. Wahlberg.
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    And Rayne!
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    During the inquiry
    about the concealment of Lackmagic,
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    there was a sudden intrusion
    by Divine Visionaries.
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    On top of that, Wahlberg showed up.
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    What will happen to the future
    of Mash Burnedead,
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    who cannot fathom the situation at all?
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE
    MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE HOME VISIT