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E23 - Mash Burnedead and the Origin of the Greatest Magic User

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    Headmaster Wahlberg is forced
    into a tough battle against Innocent Zero,

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    but he uses the ultimate magic Spaces Thirds
    to quickly turn the tide of battle.

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    Uranus Inclination!
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    Uranus World Delete!
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    The spatial magic unleashed with his life
    on the line seemed to engulf Innocent Zero.

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    However, Innocent Zero rewound time
    to nullify the magic.

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    Wahlberg had fallen
    into a desperate crisis...

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    and what saved him was none other
    than Mash's knee strike.

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    Mash Burnedead!
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    If I were to face something
    that overwhelmingly outpowers me,
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    what would I do?
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    I'd knock the stuffing out of it...
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    with my fist!
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    Mash, you're so awesome.
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    But those legs are a bit... Yeah.
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    What's going on here, Kaldo?
[03:22] ---
    The spatial magic that had been
    deployed is all gone.
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    There's only one thing that I can think of.
[03:30] ---
    Time magic rewound some time.
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    Time magic?
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    Innocent Zero, huh?
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    Kaldo, I'm leaving you in charge of here.
[03:43] ---
    Understood.
    Please take care of Mr. Wahlberg.
[03:48] ---
    Who are you talking to?
    This is me, after all!
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    That said, thinking about the situation,
    I'm sure I'll have a hard time.

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    Please be safe for now, Mr. Wahlberg.
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    What are you doing, Mash Burnedead!?
[04:14] ---
    This man is after you!
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    You must go immedi—
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    I was raised to be kind to the elderly.
[04:22] ---
    You're saying that you'll treat me
    just like any old man out there?
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    As I'd expect from Mash Burnedead.
[04:32] ---
    I'm glad you came
    all the way out here to see me.
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    My son.
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    Now, you shall come with me.
[04:43] ---
    Wha...
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    Come.
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    Wha...
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    I see. Then I will
    have to take you by force.
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    But before that...
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    This is...
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    Headmaster!
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    With repeated
    physical reconfiguration of my body,
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    I became able to steal
    others' magical abilities.
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    Of course, I obtained
    our master's dark magic as well.
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    And now Wahlberg,
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    your spatial magic is next.
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    Too late.
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    I-It can't be...
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    Oh yes it can.
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    Space Sacrifice.
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    This can't be... My magic...
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    Not only that,
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    but such a difference
    in magical capacity...

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    Darn.
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    I gained the power to rule this world.
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    The world is mine now.
[06:27] ---
    Mash Burnedead. You're next.
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    You will be mine.
[06:34] ---
    No. If he gets Mash as well,
    our hopes...

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    Doesn't faze me one bit.
[06:58] ---
    I said it doesn't faze me.
[07:06] ---
    That was close.
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    You felt the overwhelming difference
    in power with your own body.
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    I will take you home with me,
    Mash Burnedead.
[07:23] ---
    What now?
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    His magical power is running
    beyond his physical capacity.
[07:29] ---
    That's the price of greedily seeking power.
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    I only wish to become a perfect human.
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    Undying, beautiful, and powerful.
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    That's all I want.
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    A perfect human.
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    To obtain a physical body
    that can hold all magical power.

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    That's why he's after Mash Burnedead.
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    Don't get too cocky.
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    You are nothing more
    than one of my ingredients.
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    Your only purpose in life is to elevate me
    into a higher state of being.
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    That's simply your ego talking.
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    He has the right to decide
    the course of his own life.
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    Totally that.
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    The course of his own life?
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    Humans like you who cannot use magic
    can't live within this realm, anyway.
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    Shock!
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    Adam Jobs had ruled over
    the Magic Realm for a long time.
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    He kept saying
    Noblesse Oblige and the like,
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    but in the end, he could not stop the exclusion
    for those who couldn't use magic.
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    Can't I say the same for you?
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    Right, Wahlberg?
[08:59] ---
    Oh no.
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    With almost no magical power left,
    I can't completely dodge it.

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    I didn't think he could still move this much.
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    But it doesn't change the fact that
    we're in a very desperate situation.

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    With this much
    power differential between us...

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    What a convenient tale, isn't it?
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    In a world where magic is everything,
    the best magic user is such a despicable guy.
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    He's so worth defeating
    with my muscles.
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    Then the world will accept me.
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    Ignorance can be such a scary thing.
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    It seems you cannot comprehend me,
    an omnipotent being.
[10:02] ---
    However, it seems I do require some time
    to acclimate to this body as well.
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    Now if you'll excuse me.
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    That easily...
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    We'll finish this another time.
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    What is this magic?
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    The demons are disappearing.
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    It's useless to transfer
    all the ones we've defeated.
[10:45] ---
    They're right.
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    But this is Innocent Zero we're facing.
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    There has to be some reason...
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    I-It's gotten huge!
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    He fused together the corpses of the demons
    we defeated to create a giant monster.

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    What is that?
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    That's...
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    You sure have quite a big mouth.
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    So stop it if you can, Mash Burnedead.
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    If someone without magic
    is even capable of such a feat.
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    A monster in that state has enough power
    to destroy an entire town instantly.

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    He decided to fight power with power,
    and an overwhelming one.

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    O-Oh no, my magical power...
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    In the end, I make it just in time
    during a crisis. That's who I am.
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    Ryoh.
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    Mr. Wahlberg! Those injuries...
[12:13] ---
    We must take you to
    the Bureau of Magic Hospital—
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    B-Be careful, Mash... Burne...
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    Mash?
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    Mushroom Head was here?
[12:23] ---
    Oh, then I'll go look for him.
[12:27] ---
    Sheesh. You promised me
    you'll let me know when you find him.
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    However...
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    This was quite some hot stuff you did here.
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    You sure have quite a big mouth.
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    So stop it if you can, Mash Burnedead.
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    If someone without magic
    is even capable of such a feat.
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    H-Huh?
[13:06] ---
    What? What happened?
[13:09] ---
    I feel like I was sleeping the whole time.
[13:12] ---
    What in the world...
[13:14] ---
    Huh? Where's the dragon?
[13:16] ---
    Dot? Lance?
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    The time stoppage magic is gone.
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    That's not good.
[13:26] ---
    People are going to panic.
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    No doubt.
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    I mean,
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    we have that monster over there.
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    What is that thing?
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    Is that a monster?
[13:38] ---
    You're kidding me!
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    Hey, it's headed our way!
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    Is it trying to destroy our school!?
[13:45] ---
    Lord Abel, that is...
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    Innocent Zero.
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    Mash.
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    Th-The rubble...
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    No!
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    Help me, big brother!
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    Graviole!
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    What? They stopped!
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    You always give me power, Anna.
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    What was that cutscene just now?
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    Did I just see one of your fantasies? Me?
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    Freaky!
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    Sounds Re!
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    Hurry! Get out of here!
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    We can't win against a monster like that.
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    Mash! Where are you, Mash!?
[14:53] ---
    No matter how big this thing is...
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    Explomb!
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    It totally pulled that barrier thingy
    out of nowhere.

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    What's up with that?
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    That's a magic-nullifying barrier.
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    Barrier?
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    You mean, just like the thing
    that protected that thorny dude.
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    Yes. One of Innocent Zero's casters who put
    that up should be around here somewhere.
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    If we don't defeat them,
    magic won't work against that thing.
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    Orter is after the caster right now,
    but I'm sure they're deftly hiding.
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    We can't do anything at present,
    so I'm going to join the investigation.
[15:41] ---
    M-Me too!
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    Hey, don't push! Help!
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    A monster that magic
    doesn't work against? It's all over!
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    No good. There's a barrier
    over here too, so we can't escape!
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    You're not gonna run?
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    Who are you saying that to?
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    No matter what comes, I'll stop it.
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    It looks like I'll be able
    to perform a wonderful melody.
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    Damn it, a caster who put up the barrier?
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    And that monster's almost on us.
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    We're gonna be doomed at this rate.
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    - Save us!
    - I don't wanna die yet!
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    Done for... We're all done for.
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    Help! Someone, help us!
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    Why did things end up this way?
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    And I haven't gone
    on my honeymoon yet!
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    Lord Abel.
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    - This time, we're done for!
    - It's all over for Easton!
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    What? Crap!
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    We won't make it in time.
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    How...
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    Why...
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    It's being dragged back.
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    Is that magic?
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    No, the barrier nullifies all magic.
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    Which means, that's likely...
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    It's him!
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    Impossible.
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    Huh? No way.
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    Ever since I met you...
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    I've always, always felt this way.
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    But this is simply
    way too ridiculous, Mash.

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    Hey, that...
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    Isn't that Mash Burnedead?
[18:12] ---
    Y-You're kidding me.
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    He's playing...
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    ...tug-of-war with it!
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    But is it all right?
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    He can't use magic, right?
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    Can someone like that
    be at the top of this school?
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    We can't allow that.
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    There's no room for someone
    who can't use magic in this world.
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    Yeah. I mean, how'd he even...
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    Does it really matter, though?
[18:49] ---
    Whether or not you can use magic...
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    Right now, he's fighting
    for us and the school.
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    He's giving everything he's got
    to fight for us!
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    You can do it.
[19:07] ---
    You can do it.
[19:10] ---
    - You can do it.
    - You can do it.
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    You can do it, Mash.
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    Mash Burnedead.
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    You can do it, Mash!
[19:25] ---
    Mash!
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    I would never have imagined this.
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    Mash, who was always scolded at school.
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    Mash, who was about to be expelled.
[19:39] ---
    Mash, who can't use magic.
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    He's overriding every rule in this world
    where magic is everything.

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    You can do it.
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    You can do it, Mash!!
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    Mash!
[21:00] ---
    I'm glad you were all right.
[21:02] ---
    Yeah, thanks.
[21:04] ---
    Mash, you were so amazing!
    That was so awesome!
[21:07] ---
    I'm so proud of my husband!
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    Take me...
[21:12] ---
    - and eat up.
    - Eat up.
[21:14] ---
    Yeah.
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    Tasty, so tasty.
[21:23] ---
    What? A cream puff!? Why!?
[21:32] ---
    I see, I get it.
    Thank you for the report.
[21:36] ---
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[21:39] ---
    Ryoh.
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    Mr. Wahlberg.
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    It seems like he did it.
[21:46] ---
    That Mushroom Head.
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    I see.
[21:52] ---
    Noblesse Oblige.
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    In this Magic Realm, the one who embodies
    that concept the most is you.

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    Mash Burnedead.
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