E4 - Mash Burnedead and the Challenging Magic User
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Mash was chosen as a player for Duelo,
an aerial magic sport using brooms.
[00:23] ---
However, he can't use magic,
so he couldn't fly.
[00:28] ---
I want to go home.
[00:30] ---
Yeah, you should.
[02:02] ---
What are you doing? Get flying already!
[02:05] ---
Is this match rigged?
[02:07] ---
Mash, you need to start flying soon.
[02:09] ---
What's wrong, Mash?
[02:12] ---
Hey, Mash.
[02:14] ---
Oh, Captain.
[02:16] ---
Are you glistening in the fire called life?
Is your heart throbbing?
SIGN LIFE?
[02:21] ---
I don't get it.
[02:22] ---
You swore that we would be number one!
[02:25] ---
I didn't.
[02:26] ---
Don't be complacent!
[02:28] ---
I'm not.
[02:30] ---
Mash! Remember the mighty bamboo!
[02:32] ---
Bamboo?
[02:33] ---
Bamboo can survive any climate!
They're strong and supple!
[02:38] ---
That's what you're lacking right now!
And it’s bamboo!
[02:41] ---
- Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo. Bamboo it!
- This guy has to be high.
[02:46] ---
Oh, right. I haven't told you
the rules for Duelo yet.
[02:50] ---
It's pretty simple.
[02:51] ---
We fight over control of the ball midair.
Pass it through that ring for a point.
SIGN ADLER DORM
SIGN LANG DORM
[02:57] ---
Wait, they scored another point?
[03:00] ---
Magic is forbidden.
[03:02] ---
This sport is all about your broom technique.
[03:05] ---
Bamboo that can't fly are just shoots!
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He doesn't think at all
before he speaks.
[03:13] ---
This goes without saying,
but I put everything into Duelo.
[03:19] ---
That's why I recruited you.
[03:24] ---
I'm heading back out there.
[03:26] ---
It's all up to you now.
[03:37] ---
Lord Tom, last year's
Duelo MVP of the year is...
[03:40] ---
Lord Tom, the sportsman whose
stuffiness actually works well is...
[03:44] ---
Oops, sorry. That was an accident.
[03:49] ---
Captain...
[03:53] ---
An additional point for Lang dorm!
[03:55] ---
They have a 40 point lead
against Adler dorm!
[03:59] ---
Are you okay?
[04:00] ---
Sorry. I think I broke a bone.
[04:04] ---
Wh-Where's your sense of sportsmanship?
[04:07] ---
Huh?
[04:08] ---
Sportsmanship is nonsense.
[04:11] ---
All that matters is winning.
[04:15] ---
Keep huddling, wusses!
[04:22] ---
How pathetic.
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There isn't much time left.
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And they've got a huge lead.
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But Mash, I just want you to know...
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Winning isn't what matters!
[04:34] ---
What matters is
whether you gave it your all!
[04:41] ---
Another point for Lang dorm!
[04:43] ---
Will this lead be impossible to diminish?
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With two down, it's only natural we win.
[04:53] ---
Mash...
[05:01] ---
He flew!
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H-Hey! Look, he's stopped in midair!
[05:06] ---
You're kidding me!
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He was able to fly?
SIGN WSHCK WSHCK WSHCK
[05:13] ---
He's sure kicking his legs a lot.
[05:17] ---
Time for a thrashing.
[05:20] ---
Hey, pass it here!
[05:22] ---
S-Sure.
[05:25] ---
Hey, he's got the ball.
[05:28] ---
What's he gonna do from that distance?
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Is he joking?
[05:33] ---
He can't even ride a broom.
What makes him think...
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I'll take that from ya, you nobody!
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Adler dorm scores!
[05:55] ---
What an amazing shot!
[05:57] ---
They're still down 49 points,
and time's nearly up!
[06:01] ---
Wait! Look at that! The ball!
SIGN BWING
[06:07] ---
What!?
[06:17] ---
What unnaturally strong fingers!
That curve-ball was out of this world!
SIGN WUB CATCH WUB CATCH WUB CATCH
[06:46] ---
No way.
[06:48] ---
What the...
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Freaky.
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But that score...
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It's undeniable.
[06:55] ---
The winner of the first Duelo match
for this season is Adler dorm!
[07:01] ---
Not bad for looking like a fungus!
[07:04] ---
Sorry for telling you to go home!
[07:05] ---
Totes sorry for throwing garbage at you!
[07:06] ---
Mash and the Adler dorm team
scored a record-high
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and were given silver coins.
[07:15] ---
What's with this shape?
[07:18] ---
Wow, that was an amazing game!
[07:20] ---
And you got a silver coin
so soon after transferring here.
[07:23] ---
Thanks, but I’m never doing that again.
[07:25] ---
Hey, Mash!
[07:28] ---
It's Lord Tom!
[07:29] ---
Huh? What? What's going on?
SIGN BWAAAAAAAH
[07:33] ---
Thank you!
[07:34] ---
You turned into one great bamboo!
[07:37] ---
I don't really get along with this type.
At all.
[07:37] ---
You really grew there, bamboo!
You overshot me, bamboo! Did you feel it?
[07:43] ---
First-year student Mash,
[07:45] ---
the key player of the game
who broke the record for game score,
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said in his interview he credits his success
to his upperclassman's exuberant encouragement.
[07:56] ---
Quite a humble answer
despite such a great record.
[08:00] ---
The one from the entrance exams.
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He risked failing for a complete stranger.
[08:12] ---
What naivete.
[08:17] ---
He'll be next.
[08:23] ---
And the next day.
[08:25] ---
Mash, it's time for Duelo practice!
[08:28] ---
Shoot for the stars! Even if you miss,
you'll land among your dreams!
[08:32] ---
Mash, I heard you have trouble studying,
so let's study together!
[08:37] ---
You swore to me
that we'd take the top together!
[08:39] ---
I didn't.
[08:40] ---
I have Potions, Magic History,
Enchantment, Divination, and...
[08:45] ---
Way too much.
[08:46] ---
Don't be complacent!
[08:47] ---
We are bamboo. Bamboo!
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And you have to properly study
Magical Creatures and Dark Arts as well.
[08:54] ---
What's important is bamboo!
You'll land among your dreams with bamboo!
[08:56] ---
Finn, help me.
[09:00] ---
Traitor.
[09:02] ---
That head of yours is not
a mushroom, but a bamboo!
[09:04] ---
You seem to be having fun.
[09:08] ---
Mind if I join?
SIGN LANCE CROWN
[09:12] ---
This guy...
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He has two marks.
I've never seen him before.
[09:17] ---
Could he be a first year?
[09:18] ---
That's Lance Crown.
He ranked first in the entrance exams.
[09:22] ---
Seeing him up close, he's a total hottie.
[09:26] ---
No, I can't!
I've given my heart to someone else.
[09:31] ---
No, it's not fun.
[09:33] ---
I see. Then let's do something
that is fun.
[09:37] ---
Something fun?
[09:40] ---
Hide and seek?
[09:41] ---
Definitely not hide and seek!
[09:44] ---
This bottle is a special magical tool.
[09:48] ---
It's quite ancient.
[09:56] ---
But as you can see,
it's capable of trapping people.
[09:58] ---
- What's this?
- What in the world?
[10:00] ---
Stuck in a small space with two guys
has compliance issues!
[10:04] ---
If you want it back,
come to the forest next to the owl hut.
[10:09] ---
I'll be waiting.
[10:23] ---
What's this about?
[10:24] ---
Call it a bet.
[10:25] ---
You're after them too, aren't you?
These coins?
[10:29] ---
A silver coin?
And he's got two of them!
[10:32] ---
I thought only a select number
of upperclassmen had them!
[10:36] ---
And the lines on your mark reveal
the amount of magic power you currently have.
[10:42] ---
This guy is really bad news!
[10:48] ---
Single-line magic users.
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A term used to specify those
with just one mark on their face.
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The majority of people in this world
are single-line magic users.
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But there are rare exceptions
with multiple marks.
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Double-line magic users.
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They exist in this realm
at a rate of one in 100,000.
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They're considered chosen
by magic itself.
[11:16] ---
We'll bet each other's silver coin in a match.
[11:20] ---
We'll go until the loser
can no longer continue or gives up.
[11:24] ---
Any other duel involving magic
is considered taboo in this school.
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Not that you have
any choice but to accept.
[11:32] ---
Not as long as I hold this, that is.
[11:37] ---
And judging by your personality, the fact that
I even possess this plays to my favor.
[11:44] ---
Not that I need the handicap.
It's easy enough to tell who would win.
[11:49] ---
During the entrance exams,
you were too soft.
[11:53] ---
You prioritized someone else
over your own goals.
[11:58] ---
I could never lose
against a slacker like that.
[12:03] ---
Don't do it, Mash! He's dangerous!
[12:03] ---
It's over. My life is going to end!
[12:05] ---
That's right!
I've got a bad feeling about him!
[12:09] ---
What's wrong? Too scared to respond?
[12:12] ---
No. Enough of that.
Hurry up and get on with it.
[12:18] ---
At least you've got spirit.
[12:23] ---
But first, let's make things a bit easier.
[12:28] ---
Graviole.
[12:35] ---
I wonder if Mash is doing okay.
[12:39] ---
I'm worried.
[12:41] ---
What?
[12:41] ---
No, I'm talking about my profits.
[12:45] ---
I-I see.
[12:51] ---
Wh-Wha...
[12:53] ---
What the hell is this?
[13:02] ---
This makes things easier.
[13:06] ---
Flashy performances...
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are unnecessary!
[13:11] ---
Trying to win against me without magic?
[13:14] ---
Graviole.
[13:18] ---
Mash!
[13:20] ---
Are you being serious?
[13:22] ---
You're acting so half-heartedly.
[13:24] ---
Do you have any aspirations at all?
Of course you don't.
[13:29] ---
And yet, you possess a silver coin.
[13:34] ---
I don't need anyone
encroaching on my playing field.
[13:39] ---
I'll be the last one standing. Nobody else.
[13:43] ---
Scum like you can spend your lives
rolling across the ground.
[13:51] ---
Trying to stand is futile.
[13:53] ---
No human can withstand this gravity.
[14:00] ---
I can do enough without standing.
[14:08] ---
The earth split?
[14:10] ---
Roots?
[14:15] ---
That's ridiculous.
[14:18] ---
Huh?
[14:20] ---
Do you actually like
rolling on the ground, too?
[14:31] ---
Graviole!
[14:39] ---
He's faster than earlier!
[14:50] ---
What's this?
[14:57] ---
L-L-Lolicon. He's a lolicon.
SIGN PANIC PANIC
[15:04] ---
I-I have to call the police.
He's a criminal.
[15:07] ---
I'm not.
[15:09] ---
So, you're aiming to be one?
[15:10] ---
I said I'm not.
[15:13] ---
I don't have a Lolita complex.
[15:17] ---
I have a sister complex.
[15:21] ---
And that makes it better?
[15:22] ---
Give it back.
[15:23] ---
Oh. Okay.
[15:27] ---
Let me ask you, Mushroom Head.
[15:29] ---
What's the most precious thing
in this world?
[15:33] ---
Huh? You're putting me on the spot here.
[15:37] ---
- Cream pu—
- Wrong.
[15:40] ---
- Human life.
- Wrong.
[15:43] ---
- Love.
- Wrong.
[15:44] ---
- Freedom.
- Wrong.
[15:48] ---
- Cream pu—
- Wrong!
[15:49] ---
Wrong, wrong!
[15:51] ---
Why can't you answer immediately?
[15:53] ---
One plus one is two.
Yellow and blue makes green.
[15:56] ---
The answers are obvious.
[15:59] ---
So, what is the most precious thing
in this world?
[16:03] ---
My little sister.
[16:07] ---
Everyone's got different priorities,
don't they?
[16:11] ---
I am completely disgusted.
[16:13] ---
This world is full of idiots.
[16:17] ---
Creepy.
[16:25] ---
I'm going to drop this bottle off the cliff.
[16:28] ---
Then, I'll speed up its fall with my magic.
[16:31] ---
What!?
[16:32] ---
You'll try to grab the bottle
to save your friends.
[16:37] ---
And that's when I'll attack you. Sorry.
[16:43] ---
I can become endlessly demonic
for my little sister's sake.
[16:48] ---
Endlessly.
[16:49] ---
Big brother!
[16:51] ---
You got in another fight, didn't you?
[16:53] ---
I didn't.
[16:54] ---
That's definitely a lie!
[16:55] ---
Here. Sit down so I can heal you.
[17:00] ---
So why'd you get into a fight?
[17:02] ---
I tripped and had a nasty fall.
[17:03] ---
See, a lie!
[17:05] ---
You're such a bad liar!
[17:07] ---
I bet you're not even trying!
[17:10] ---
I am.
[17:13] ---
I heard you saved a kid
who was being bullied.
[17:19] ---
That's why they took note of you,
and you come back injured like this, right?
[17:25] ---
Geez.
[17:27] ---
But I love how you're clumsy
but kind like that.
[17:36] ---
I see.
[17:38] ---
Geez, stop moving! I can't heal you!
[17:43] ---
Sorry.
[17:46] ---
Anna. Anna!
[17:55] ---
Anna.
[17:57] ---
Apparently it's an incurable disease that
will strip her of her mark and magical power.
[18:01] ---
The doctor says she has five years at best.
[18:05] ---
Five years.
[18:07] ---
If she loses her magic, we'll have to
hand her over to the government.
[18:12] ---
But if we do that, Anna will...
[18:15] ---
I'm afraid we'll have no choice.
[18:17] ---
Oh, why was a child like this
born from our blood.
[18:22] ---
This is for your sake as well, Lance.
[18:26] ---
No way. How can I accept
something so cruel?
[18:31] ---
My little sister didn't do anything!
[18:35] ---
Don't touch me!
You guys aren't our parents anymore!
[18:40] ---
Anna. Anna, I'll make sure...
[18:44] ---
The Bureau of Magic
made this rotten system.
[18:49] ---
I'll become a Divine Visionary
and make sure to save you!
[18:58] ---
For your sake, Anna, I'll become...
[19:06] ---
Graviole!
[19:10] ---
What will you do, Mushroom Head?
[19:20] ---
Hamstring Magic.
[19:22] ---
Hamstring Magic?
I've never heard of any spells like that!
[19:27] ---
Besides, he's in...
[19:30] ---
Big Bang Dash.
[19:34] ---
...starting position?
[19:37] ---
The choice of losing,
and the choice of not rescuing.
[19:41] ---
Neither exist for me.
[19:55] ---
Did he really run down the cliff, catch the bottle,
and come back up in this one instant?
[20:00] ---
Unbelievable. Is he using
physical enhancement magic?
[20:05] ---
No, I can't falter now.
[20:07] ---
I need to help my little sister.
[20:09] ---
Let's stop this.
[20:12] ---
You don't seem like a bad guy.
[20:16] ---
I don't think we should be fighting.
[20:21] ---
This bottle was empty. It’s fake.
[20:34] ---
And we're done.
[20:36] ---
Why?
[20:38] ---
If you keep going,
you might win silver coins!
[20:42] ---
Are you screwing with me?
[20:43] ---
No, not really.
[20:46] ---
Then why...
[20:49] ---
I guess...
[20:51] ---
I'm too clumsy to make
rational decisions about everything.
[20:57] ---
But I love how you're clumsy
but kind like that.
[21:10] ---
What a wet blanket.
I'm heading back.
[21:13] ---
Just like you said,
we'll stop the fight here.
[21:19] ---
But I did make a bet with you.
[21:23] ---
Take it.
[21:31] ---
If we fought for real,
I wonder what would've happened?
[21:36] ---
Thank you, Mash.
[21:39] ---
I was so scared!
[21:41] ---
I had faith in you
that you could pull it off!
[21:43] ---
Mash, to be modest,
I want you to marry me!
[21:47] ---
What kind of house would you like?
Of course, the roof will be...
[21:48] ---
Bamboo it! This is indeed bamboo!
[21:53] ---
In the end, Lance was a pretty good guy.
[21:57] ---
And Mash had a thought.
[22:00] ---
It would’ve been better to open the bottle
after returning to the academy.
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