E6.5 - Mash Burnedead and the Mysterious Letter
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Let's make a deal, Mushroom Head.
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Do what I ask, and I'll let you
and the old geezer slide.
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A deal?
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Once a year in this country,
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one exceptional student
is revered as one of God's chosen.
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It's called the "Divine Visionary."
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Enroll in a magic school
and be chosen as one.
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Simply put, if you're selected,
it means God has accepted you.
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Which means, society will accept you.
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I just want the fortune and prestige
that comes with it.
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I'll back you up, of course.
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Don't listen to him, Mash!
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Those are the words of someone
who was an enemy until moments ago!
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It's up to you
if you want to be skeptical or not.
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But if you refuse, we’ll hunt you down
for the rest of your life.
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If I'm after you,
the whole country will be, too.
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You'll be okay because you're tough.
But what about the old man?
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A life where you can never feel at ease,
and unable to set foot in a city.
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Well, the choice is yours.
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Spend the rest of your life
being hunted down,
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or brace yourself to die
and try turning the tables?
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- You got a deal.
- Are you sane? It's a magic school!
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I'll be fine, Pops. My motivation
is stronger than anyone else.
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This isn't about motivation!
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Besides...
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I want us to be able
to live in peace again.
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You're such a good boy.
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My son!
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MY SON
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Living in peace with Pops.
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If it's a world that won't allow
something as natural as that...
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Then I've got no choice but to crush it.
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With my fist.
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Oh, a letter from Mash has arrived.
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Seriously? I didn't know he could do something
praiseworthy like writing letters.
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Pops, are you doing well? If you're not,
you should eat cream puffs.
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Th-The way he starts the letter...
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So, that strange middle-aged guy and I...
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I'm Brad Coleman!
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...made a deal, and I took the entrance exam
for Easton Magic Academy.
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This is the next test!
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Hey, the ground again is...
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In the next test, you will solve this maze.
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Of course, this is no ordinary maze.
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There are various traps set within.
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You have 30 minutes!
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Reach the goal by the time limit,
and you pass!
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Now, begin!
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So I have to get to the goal area?
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Sounds pretty easy.
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Excuse me!
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Can I tag along with you?
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Why?
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Huh? Um...
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I think it'd be more efficient
if we worked together.
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Makes sense.
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Th-Thank you very much!
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Levios Cuffus!
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What are these?
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There’s a certain reason
I have to keep you away from the goal.
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What reason?
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I-I don't want to tell you,
that's why it's a certain reason!
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So I've been deceived?
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I'm sorry...
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but I have my own certain reason, too.
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Later.
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STARE...
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Th-This is bad!
I have to chase and stop him.
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Four legs in the morning.
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Two legs in the afternoon,
and three legs at night.
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What is this creature?
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Oh no. My knees gave out.
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Oh, this sucks. I'm panicking
and I can't think straight!
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Time's up. Thou shalt be punished.
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Help...
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Such a creature...
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can't possibly exist.
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Wh-Why did you bother
to come back and save me?
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Well...
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If your reason was similar to mine,
I'd kinda feel sorry for you.
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But it looks like
we won't make it in time from here.
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How do you think
I came here in an instant?
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Time is almost up.
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Multiple traps
and the guardian of the labyrinth...
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And the student I recruited to stop him.
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Since I put in this much effort,
I'm sure he...
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Hey, what’s with that loud noise?
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Sounds like something is breaking!
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Th-There's no way.
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These walls are one meter thick
and are impervious to all magic.
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The walls!
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H-He trudged straight outta there!
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And so I got in without any hitches.
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Of course I knew about that, Mash.
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Because we were watching you
the whole time up close.
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Professor. I opened it.
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Why you little, that's not...
That's not it at all, damn it!
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Classes in magic school are really fun,
and I made a wonderful friend.
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The upperclassmen are also really good
to my inexperienced self.
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That sounds fishy.
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I-It was me.
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The one who ruined your textbooks...
It was me.
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I was ordered to.
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I was too scared to disobey.
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I'm so very sorry. Sorry.
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If only you'd honestly
apologized to me like that...
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Oh, by the way, I'm about
to dine with the vice principal.
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Care to join us, Mash?
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You might never get a chance like this again.
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Especially if you keep company
with someone who only apologizes, like him.
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You're the one who should apologize.
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What part of that guy is a good upperclassman?
You beat him to a pulp!
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DAWN
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You were doing stuff like that
when we weren't watching!?
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...operates!
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SMASSSH
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The vice principal.
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Not him too.
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He beat up a teacher, too!?
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What a dangerous school life!
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SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
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No!
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I was also chosen as a player for Duelo,
a popular sport in the Magic Realm.
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Oops, sorry. That was an accident.
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Captain...
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Are you okay?
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Sorry. I think I broke a bone.
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There isn't much time left.
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And they've got a huge lead.
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But Mash, I just want you to know...
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Winning isn't what matters!
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What matters is
whether you gave it your all!
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Mash...
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He flew!
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H-Hey! Look, he's stopped in midair!
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You're kidding me!
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He was able to fly?
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WSHCK WSHCK WSHCK
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He's sure kicking his legs a lot.
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He can't even ride a broom.
What makes him think...
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I'll take that from ya, you nobody!
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Adler dorm scores!
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What an amazing shot!
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They're still down 49 points,
and time's nearly up!
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Wait! Look at that! The ball!
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BWING
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What!?
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What unnaturally strong fingers!
That curve-ball was out of this world!
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WUB CATCH WUB CATCH WUB CATCH
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We were somehow able to win the match.
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I see.
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I was having a fun school life,
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but my friends were captured
and I had to go save them.
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Huh? What now?
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At least you've got spirit.
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Graviole.
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Wh-Wha...
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What the hell is this?
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So it was that kid's fault!
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Hamstring Magic.
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Hamstring Magic?
I've never heard of any spells like that!
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Besides, he's in...
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Big Bang Dash.
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...starting position?
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The choice of losing,
and the choice of not rescuing.
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Neither exist for me.
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Did he really run down the cliff, catch the bottle,
and come back up in this one instant?
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Unbelievable. Is he using
physical enhancement magic?
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No, I can't falter now.
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I need to help my little sister.
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Let's stop this.
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You don't seem like a bad guy.
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I don't think we should be fighting.
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This bottle was empty. It’s fake.
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And we're done.
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Why?
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If you keep going,
you might win silver coins!
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Are you screwing with me?
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No, not really.
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Then why...
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I guess...
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I'm too clumsy to make
rational decisions about everything.
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What a wet blanket.
I'm heading back.
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Just like you said,
we'll stop the fight here.
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But I did make a bet with you.
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Take it.
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I initially thought he was a bad guy,
but he just had a sister-complex.
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That makes absolutely no sense!
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You cut out too much of the story, Mash!
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And I made a new friend
when we had class outside in the forest.
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Wait, it’s you! The Mushroom Head
people keep talking about!
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You look like a side character to me.
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Who is this guy?
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As of today, you’re a side character
in both name and reality!
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Because yours truly is—
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Mash!
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Outdoor class is a bit scary.
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I'm not going to push myself too hard.
So Mash, please take care out there, okay?
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Thanks.
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I'll kill 'im!
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CLENCH
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I friggin' hate guys
who get attention from women!
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I'll kill you! I'll triple kill ya!
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OOOOOOOOOO
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Um, well, uh...
Is this kid really your friend, Mash?
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BAM
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Pops, just wait for it.
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The letter answered back at me?
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Do you have some kind of circumstance?
I'll lend an ear.
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Actually, there’s a certain boy
threatening me.
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A certain boy?
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A second-year by the name of Silva.
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He's someone I don't hear
many good things about.
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He's trying to take advantage
of magic only I can use.
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He's been stalking me for all this time.
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I don't know what I should do.
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I'm willing to give you guys one chance.
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Huh?
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A chance?
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Endure five hits from my magic,
and I'll leave that girl alone.
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That condition is insane!
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All right.
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You got a deal.
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Iron Fist.
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This might be bad.
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Iron Fist!
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I'm not done yet!
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Three!
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Four!
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Five!
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Six!
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Seven!
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Eight!
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Nine!
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Bet I look like an idiot.
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Even I get it.
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It all was too good to be true.
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But because I'm an idiot...
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I can't fully doubt anything.
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Like that girl's tears.
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What an idiot.
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I know you're under my charm spell,
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but I didn't think
you'd be this desperate.
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Come on, don't say that.
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This guy is truly an idiot.
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Basically, he's having a delusion!
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That's so cheesy.
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I hate stuffy guys like you.
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But, well, seeing you like that
totally cracks me up.
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Dissed by the girl
you sacrificed yourself to protect!
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This guy is the sorriest excuse for a man!
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Huh?
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You guys have gone far enough.
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Bring it on.
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Come at me, scumbag.
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You think you can win against me?
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I earned two gold coins
during my first year!
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My base power
is way stronger than you guys!
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And you're in high spirits,
saying you'll kill me?
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Go ahead and try, you lowlife!
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Come on! Come on!
Where'd that energy go?
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Go on and kill me!
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Triceps Magic...
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Ballista Knuckle.
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Triceps Magic, huh?
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I've never heard that before.
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Are you serious?
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Don't make me say it again.
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Me and you are on...
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differ—
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Huh?
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Wha?
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I-I earned two coins last year
as a first-year.
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My magic is top-tier
among the second-years.
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I have the skill!
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Shroom Head.
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Sorry for getting you
caught up in all that.
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Thanks, man.
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That's not like you.
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Yeah? Shut your damn mouth,
or I'll kill you for real!
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See?
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It said, "See?"
The letter just told me, "See?"
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Is it okay to say he's a friend?
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I'll kill you!
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You were targeted, Mash.
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I overheard something earlier.
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Lang is hunting for coins,
and they're mainly targeting Adler.
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That second-year named Silva must have
picked a fight with you because of that.
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Lang...
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Lang dorm is made up
of the upper crust and their cronies.
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They're so-called moralists.
They value birthright above all else.
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They'll do anything they can
to prevent us nobodies
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from getting into the Bureau of Magic.
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Looks like it's starting.
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The great war for the coins
against Lang's elite, the Magia Lupus!
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MAGIA LUPUS
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And for some reason, I got lost at school.
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The sudden turn of events is jarring!
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Should I push or pull to open this door?
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Hmm.
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I always get it wrong.
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Do I push or pull? Hmm...
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I-I'm sorry!
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The Divine Visionary should be me.
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Not some riffraff from Adler.
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Right...
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Mother?
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A world free of impurities.
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It will be my—
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Um...
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I couldn't figure out
whether to push or pull this door open.
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Sorry.
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Also, you know
that's a doll you're talking to?
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Thank you
for bringing that to my attention.
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I ended up in a mysterious place.
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And there were
some mysterious people there.
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Well, I'll write another letter later, Pops.
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Wait, this is where it ends!?
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I'm too worried about what happens next!
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Thus, it is we, the superior beings,
who prosper.
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It doesn't matter how strong you are.
I'm not gonna lose.
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My gravity magic can...
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You're quite menacing, though.
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MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE PUPPET MASTER
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