E3 - Mash Burnedead and the Baleful Bully

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    Mash's life in a magic school to become
    a Divine Visionary has begun.
[00:06] ---
    Although he can't use magic.
[00:09] ---
    Although he can't use magic!
SIGN    NOM NOM
[00:12] ---
    Finn, can you lend me
    a broom for tomorrow's class?
[00:17] ---
    I actually brought a burdock,
    thinking it was a broom.
[00:20] ---
    Burdock? You thought
    a burdock was a broom?
[00:23] ---
    Accidentally.
[00:25] ---
    Accidentally?
[00:27] ---
    Okay. I'll lend you one.
[00:29] ---
    I knew you were a great guy.
[02:04] ---
    Today, you will learn how to ride a broom.
[02:08] ---
    Channel magic energy into the broom
    and command it with the word "fly."
[02:12] ---
    Then straddle it and regulate the magic
    to keep it afloat.
[02:16] ---
    Now, begin.
[02:18] ---
    - Fly.
    - Fly!
[02:23] ---
    Pops. I'll become number one
    and restore our peaceful life.
[02:30] ---
    Okay.
[02:33] ---
    Fly.
SIGN    SILENCE...
[02:36] ---
    Fly.
[02:38] ---
    Fly.
[02:39] ---
    Fl...
[02:43] ---
    Fair enough.
[02:44] ---
    Come on now,
    you can't even get a broom to float?
[02:48] ---
    Looks like one of us needs the remedial class.
[02:51] ---
    You're slowing the rest of us down.
[03:00] ---
    Fly.
[03:04] ---
    Th-That's cheating, you worm.
[03:07] ---
    Quit acting innocent.
    It flew up before you commanded it.
[03:13] ---
    Why you...
[03:14] ---
    Now, how fast can your broom go?
[03:17] ---
    We will now begin the timed trials.
[03:20] ---
    Perfect timing. How about a little race?
[03:24] ---
    Loser has to obey the winner
    for as long as we're here. Up for it?
[03:30] ---
    Sure.
[03:35] ---
    Idiot.
[03:36] ---
    Unlike transfers, I've been riding brooms
    since middle school.
[03:42] ---
    There's no way I'd lose
    to someone like you.
[03:45] ---
    Prepare to get swept.
[03:48] ---
    That student...
    It's the class clown from yesterday.
[03:53] ---
    Can he even ride a broom?
[03:55] ---
    All right, on your marks.
[03:57] ---
    Ready... go.
[04:02] ---
    What the...
[04:04] ---
    What the heck did I just witness?
[04:07] ---
    No!
[04:08] ---
    What incredible speed! A new world record
    has been set! A world record!
[04:13] ---
    What just happened?
[04:15] ---
    Didja see that?
[04:16] ---
    I have no clue.
[04:20] ---
    I got a good look.
[04:23] ---
    As soon as she said "start,"
    he chucked the broom.
[04:25] ---
    Then he immediately
    jumped out towards the broom.
[04:29] ---
    He used air resistance to decrease
    his speed, closed the gap to it,
[04:33] ---
    and mounted it in midair.
[04:36] ---
    How is that even possible?
[04:38] ---
    You must have cheated.
    There's no way that happened!
[04:41] ---
    Can't face the facts, huh?
    I feel kinda bad for you.
[04:45] ---
    Why you...
[04:46] ---
    It's okay. I'll drop the bet, too.
    I feel sorry for you.
[04:51] ---
    You mocking m...
[04:55] ---
    Hey, now. Let's not make a scene.
[04:58] ---
    Sorry. My apologies for his rudeness.
[05:01] ---
    This guy here is my friend.
[05:03] ---
    Huh. Well, okay.
[05:06] ---
    Uh-oh. Cavill's talking to him?
[05:08] ---
    He's totally the target now.
[05:10] ---
    We'd better stay out of it.
[05:12] ---
    He's the first victim in high school.
[05:14] ---
    Anyway, what you did earlier
    really caught my attention.
[05:18] ---
    Would you like to be friends with me?
[05:20] ---
    Huh.
[05:21] ---
    I'm Lloyd Cavill. Nice to meet you.
SIGN    LLOYD CAVILL
[05:27] ---
    Spud Cabbage?
SIGN    SILENCE...
[05:35] ---
    Excuse me, what are you all doing?
    We're in the middle of class.
[05:39] ---
    Oh, whoops.
[05:42] ---
    You're pretty funny. You should
    come here again after school.
[05:47] ---
    I'll be waiting.
[05:50] ---
    Huh.
[05:53] ---
    Middle of class...
[05:55] ---
    As for you... Why'd you have to go
    and lose like that?
[05:59] ---
    That was pretty pathetic, you know?
[06:01] ---
    You got made fun of instead.
[06:06] ---
    What a loser you are.
[06:09] ---
    You just couldn't follow simple orders.
[06:13] ---
    I simply told you
    to go mess with him.
[06:19] ---
    Oh, well.
[06:21] ---
    At least I found a good toy.
[06:25] ---
    Who was that guy?
[06:27] ---
    Cavill is a continuing student
    from the middle school division, like me.
[06:31] ---
    So why is everyone afraid of him?
[06:36] ---
    That's because...
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    Because he's the son of a high-ranking member
    at the Bureau of Magic.
[06:45] ---
    Even you must know that the Bureau of Magic
    is absolute in this realm.
[06:50] ---
    O-Of course, I know that.
[06:54] ---
    Well, simply put, if you
    stand against him, you get expelled.
[07:01] ---
    The vice principal seems to have
    close ties with his family.
[07:04] ---
    Get on their bad side,
    and they'll force you to drop out.
[07:08] ---
    As a continuing student, I saw it happen
    too many times since middle school.
[07:13] ---
    For some, the torment
    doesn't end after dropping out either.
[07:17] ---
    That's why everyone obeys him.
[07:21] ---
    They're scared.
[07:25] ---
    It's after school.
[07:31] ---
    It's fun to make some
    on your own every so often.
[07:38] ---
    I wish Pops could taste
    these cream puffs, too.
[07:42] ---
    Well, the choice is yours.
[07:44] ---
    Spend the rest of your life
    being hunted down,
[07:47] ---
    or brace yourself to die
    and try turning the tables.
[07:51] ---
    I have to become the top student
    in this academy no matter what.
[07:58] ---
    I feel like I'm forgetting something.
SIGN    RUMBLE RUMBLE
[08:02] ---
    Oh, well.
[08:03] ---
    Mash ticked off someone
    who you really shouldn't cross.
[08:08] ---
    The next day.
[08:10] ---
    The next class is Potions, so...
[08:16] ---
    Oh no.
[08:18] ---
    My textbook is falling apart.
[08:26] ---
    Hello.
[08:29] ---
    You didn't show up yesterday.
    What were you doing?
SIGN    BWA-BWA-BWA
[08:33] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[08:35] ---
    I was making some cream puffs.
[08:41] ---
    Anyway, I heard you're aiming
    to be the Divine Visionary.
[08:45] ---
    I'm good friends with the vice principal,
    so I have some connections.
[08:49] ---
    If you do what I tell you, I could put in
    a good word for you. What do you say?
[08:55] ---
    Really? Whoopee. I'll do it.
[08:58] ---
    But why so suddenly?
[09:00] ---
    Well, you seem like a fun person,
    and I want to help out.
[09:04] ---
    But it'd be weird to have
    no strings attached, right?
[09:07] ---
    Good point.
[09:08] ---
    So, for starters, carry these for us.
[09:12] ---
    'Kay.
[09:13] ---
    Ugh, my shoes are dirty. Wipe them for me.
[09:16] ---
    'Kay.
[09:17] ---
    - Gimme a drink.
    - 'Kay.
[09:19] ---
    - Massage my shoulders.
    - 'Kay.
[09:20] ---
    - Do something funny.
    - ‘Kay.
[09:23] ---
    'Kay.
[09:26] ---
    Next class is, let's see...
[09:32] ---
    Another textbook torn up.
[09:34] ---
    Finn, can you show me your textbook?
[09:38] ---
    S-Sorry. Ask someone else to...
[09:44] ---
    Thanks.
[09:45] ---
    Um, I said no...
SIGN    BWA-BWA-BWA
[09:48] ---
    You're a real lifesaver.
[09:51] ---
    And thanks for the broom yesterday.
[09:53] ---
    These cream puffs are my thanks.
[09:55] ---
    Uh, okay.
[09:59] ---
    But I really am glad.
[10:03] ---
    To have a great guy like you for a friend.
[10:10] ---
    Yeah.
[10:11] ---
    Wow, you're such a great guy.
[10:14] ---
    I'm totally in your debt. You're a lifesaver.
[10:17] ---
    Don't even mention it.
    You've been a big help.
[10:29] ---
    Sorry, sorry. I spilled some.
    Clean it up, will you?
[10:34] ---
    Hm? What's wrong?
[10:36] ---
    You will do it, won't you?
[10:40] ---
    So Potions is up next.
[10:43] ---
    I really don't like that teacher.
[10:46] ---
    Maybe I'll have
    the vice principal have them fired.
[10:49] ---
    Ain't that a little extreme?
[10:55] ---
    It's so clean it sparkles.
[11:01] ---
    Oh.
[11:03] ---
    I can't believe he does whatever we say.
[11:06] ---
    Maybe he'll catch on soon?
[11:08] ---
    I'm getting bored of textbooks.
[11:10] ---
    Next, I want you to burn his clothes.
[11:13] ---
    Got that, Finn?
[11:15] ---
    If you go that far,
    maybe he'll quit school on his own?
[11:19] ---
    I can't do this anymore.
[11:21] ---
    What was that?
    I didn't quite hear you. Say it again.
[11:27] ---
    I said...
[11:28] ---
    I can't do this anymore.
[11:34] ---
    I see.
[11:40] ---
    You've made a mistake.
[11:42] ---
    When you make a mistake,
    you drop down and beg for forgiveness.
[11:49] ---
    Where did Finn go?
[11:52] ---
    I accidentally
    took his textbook with me.
[11:57] ---
    What's that sound?
[12:08] ---
    M-Mash.
[12:11] ---
    If it isn't Mash.
[12:15] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:17] ---
    Getting an apology.
[12:19] ---
    Because he got a bit ahead of himself.
[12:26] ---
    Are you okay, Finn?
[12:29] ---
    Yeah.
[12:30] ---
    But you're bleeding.
[12:32] ---
    That doesn't matter right now, Mash.
[12:38] ---
    I-It was me.
[12:42] ---
    The one who ruined your textbooks...
    It was me.
[12:47] ---
    I was ordered to.
[12:49] ---
    I was too scared to disobey.
[12:51] ---
    But you kept saying I was a great guy.
[12:55] ---
    You called me your friend, but...
[12:58] ---
    Still, I did horrible things to you.
[13:02] ---
    So I just... I needed to apologize to you.
[13:05] ---
    I'm so very sorry. Sorry.
[13:10] ---
    If only you'd honestly
    apologized to me like that...
[13:14] ---
    Oh, by the way, I'm about
    to dine with the vice principal.
[13:19] ---
    Care to join us, Mash?
[13:21] ---
    You can leave that dirty little lackey here.
[13:24] ---
    I've been dying to introduce you.
[13:28] ---
    You might never get a chance like this again.
[13:31] ---
    Especially if you keep company
    with someone who only apologizes, like him.
[13:41] ---
    You're the one who should apologize.
[13:50] ---
    You're the one who should apologize.
[13:53] ---
    Wut?
[13:54] ---
    Double wut?
[13:58] ---
    Th-That'll get you expelled.
[14:04] ---
    Is that a big deal?
[14:07] ---
    Mash.
[14:10] ---
    Oh.
[14:12] ---
    Maybe it is a big deal.
SIGN    DAWN
[14:17] ---
    I might've done something bad.
[14:19] ---
    Yes, that's right.
    You have done something bad.
[14:23] ---
    V-Vice Principal Farman.
SIGN    FARMAN CREGOS
[14:28] ---
    What are you doing here?
[14:30] ---
    This young boy's father
    entrusted me with his son.
[14:35] ---
    I witnessed the entire incident.
[14:38] ---
    If you witnessed the whole thing, then—
[14:40] ---
    This was a violent attack on a student.
[14:43] ---
    Finn Ames and Mash Burnedead.
[14:45] ---
    We will hold a school conference
    regarding your roles in this incident.
[14:49] ---
    Huh?
[14:50] ---
    Surely you can see why
    if you think about it.
[14:53] ---
    You two and he are of different status.
[14:57] ---
    Different social status
    means different treatment.
[14:59] ---
    Are you too ignorant
    to figure that out, you idiot?
[15:02] ---
    Then, I will enlighten you idiots.
[15:05] ---
    This is how the world operates.
[15:07] ---
    SMASSSH
[15:10] ---
    The vice principal.
[15:11] ---
    Not him too.
[15:16] ---
    He didn't seem that open to reason,
    so I couldn't help it.
[15:20] ---
    But really, after one, what's one more?
[15:22] ---
    That's serial killer logic!
[15:25] ---
    You assaulted me.
[15:27] ---
    I can expel ordinary students
    like you at any time.
[15:33] ---
    Lepios Oga.
[15:38] ---
    What is this?
[15:40] ---
    Dirt?
[15:43] ---
    Wha...
[15:48] ---
    What... Sto...
[15:50] ---
    What do you think you're doing?
[15:54] ---
    Burying you.
[15:55] ---
    And you think you can get away with this?
[15:58] ---
    - I can have you—
    - Just like...
[16:00] ---
    you can expel me at any time,
[16:04] ---
    I can bury you at any time.
[16:07] ---
    Throw me in prison. Or cut my body in two.
    Even if I have to crawl over, I will bury you.
[16:16] ---
    Wait... Stop... Cut it out!
SIGN    SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
[16:19] ---
    I'm serious! Stop!
SIGN    SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
[16:22] ---
    Stop it. No!
[16:29] ---
    I assume you know why
    you were summoned here?
[16:34] ---
    Because I made cream puffs
    in the dorm kitchen without asking.
[16:37] ---
    Completely wrong.
[16:41] ---
    You punched young Cavill,
    and buried the vice principal.
SIGN    SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK SHUK
[16:46] ---
    This issue was seen as a problem
    over at the Bureau of Magic.
[16:51] ---
    Here. I have a notice from the Bureau of Magic
    to expel you immediately.
[16:57] ---
    The Bureau of Magic
    is this country's highest legal authority.
[17:01] ---
    It's no stretch to say they control this country.
[17:04] ---
    At the core of their organization
    are the Divine Visionaries.
[17:08] ---
    This academy furnishes the Bureau
    with those qualified to become Divine Visionaries.
[17:14] ---
    As I'm sure you're aware, young Cavill
    is a high-ranking member's son of the Bureau.
[17:21] ---
    In other words...
[17:22] ---
    You have done something unforgivable.
[17:32] ---
    However...
[17:34] ---
    What is even more unforgivable is a world
    where the caring are at a disadvantage.
[17:41] ---
    I've been concerned
    by the current state of things in this world.
[17:45] ---
    Which is why I took
    this position several years ago.
[17:49] ---
    Currently the world turns with authority,
    power, and the self-serving at its center.
[17:55] ---
    We have frighteningly few people like you,
    who sacrifice themselves and act.
[18:01] ---
    The Divine Visionaries who lead
    the Bureau of Magic have a role.
[18:05] ---
    That role is to carefully consider
    what the people desire.
[18:09] ---
    That is why I sincerely hope that someday,
    someone like you will become a Divine Visionary.
[18:17] ---
    No need to tell me. I already plan to.
[18:21] ---
    Wonderful. That's the spirit.
[18:24] ---
    Allow me to explain how you will do that.
[18:28] ---
    'Kay.
[18:29] ---
    To be chosen as a Divine Visionary,
    you must be the top student at this academy.
[18:34] ---
    That requires gathering enough coins
    through schoolwork and activities.
[18:40] ---
    There are three types of coins.
    Gold, silver, and bronze.
[18:43] ---
    The type of coin you receive
    is further differentiated by task.
[18:47] ---
    It is tradition that every year, those who have
    a certain number of gold coins... Huh?
[18:53] ---
    He's passed out.
[18:56] ---
    I overloaded him with information
    to the point of unconsciousness.
[18:59] ---
    Mash. Mash!
[19:03] ---
    I'm sorry. I was overloaded with information,
    so I couldn't help it.
[19:07] ---
    Sorry. Let me condense it for you.
[19:11] ---
    Earn high marks in your classes and school activities.
    And acquire as many coins as possible.
[19:18] ---
    I will handle the vice principal
    and the Bureau of Magic.
[19:23] ---
    Do you understand, Mash?
[19:25] ---
    I am counting on you.
[19:27] ---
    'Kay.
[19:29] ---
    Then I'll be going now.
[19:33] ---
    There is one more problem
    you will eventually have to face.
[19:40] ---
    But I have faith in you.
[19:43] ---
    That you can overcome it.
[19:48] ---
    And thus, Mash ended up
    with no punishment.
[19:51] ---
    However, by defeating
    the infamous Cavill and vice principal,
[19:55] ---
    he became someone who was acknowledged
    by the other students.
[20:00] ---
    When making cream puffs, it's all about
    preventing the batter from cooling.
[20:04] ---
    Uh, wow, I see.
[20:06] ---
    You there, with the mushroom head!
[20:08] ---
    How would you like to represent
    Adler dorm in a Duelo match?
[20:12] ---
    And let's burn out together
    in this fire that we call life!
[20:15] ---
    TOM KNOWLES
[20:19] ---
    It's Lord Tom,
    last year's Duelo MVP of the year.
[20:22] ---
    He's such a sportsman that his stuffiness
    actually works well for him.
[20:25] ---
    And what's with that guy with that hairdo?
    Totally a fungus.
[20:29] ---
    Bet he collects pill bugs at home.
[20:33] ---
    So, what is Duelo?
[20:35] ---
    And what's this fire that we call life?
[20:37] ---
    We compete using our brooms.
[20:39] ---
    It's the number one sport in the Magic Realm.
[20:42] ---
    A first-year playing Duelo? That's amazing.
[20:45] ---
    But I can't ride a broom.
[20:48] ---
    Don't be modest.
    You blew everyone away in class.
[20:52] ---
    Why are you shouting? Also, I said...
[20:55] ---
    The game's tomorrow.
    We're counting on you.
[20:59] ---
    But I...
[21:00] ---
    Shoot for the stars. Even if you miss,
    you'll land among your dreams.
[21:03] ---
    This guy's denser than I am.
[21:10] ---
    Hey, I'm counting on you.
[21:12] ---
    I heard you got a new world record?
[21:14] ---
    Today's game is gonna be a piece of cake.
[21:16] ---
    Let's give it our all.
[21:18] ---
    But I can't ride brooms.
[21:23] ---
    The first Duelo match this season
    is Adler dorm vs. Lang dorm.
[21:27] ---
    Which team will win this match
    and earn silver coins?
[21:35] ---
    Go for it!
[21:38] ---
    What's with him?
[21:39] ---
    It's like he's not even trying to fly.
[21:42] ---
    Well, I said I can't ride brooms, so...
[21:46] ---
    If you don't wanna be here, then go home!
[21:49] ---
    - Stop screwing around!
    - Go home already!
[21:53] ---
    I want to go home.
[21:54] ---
    If you go home, you won't be able
    to become a Divine Visionary.
[21:57] ---
    In order to regain your peaceful life
    with Pops, fly. You have to fly, Mash.
SIGN    NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE CHALLENGING MAGIC USER