E5 - Mash Burnedead and the Unpopular Classmate
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:01] ---
There are three dorms
in Easton Magic Academy.
[00:05] ---
Students with corresponding characteristics
are assigned to each dorm.
[00:12] ---
Adler. Courage and conviction.
[00:16] ---
Orca. Wisdom and willingness.
[00:21] ---
Lang. Ability and ambition.
[00:25] ---
The dorms are rivals with one another.
[00:28] ---
To visualize their principles and positions,
[00:31] ---
their friendly rivalry
carries across the entire academy.
[02:06] ---
This is the Adler dorm,
where Mash and Finn reside.
[02:10] ---
In their room, Room 302...
[02:15] ---
So, five silver coins make one gold coin?
[02:19] ---
That's five minus two. Let's see...
[02:24] ---
Just 28 left.
[02:26] ---
Five minus two is three.
[02:28] ---
It's a trick question?
[02:29] ---
No, there's no tricks about this!
[02:32] ---
So I'm a meathead?
[02:34] ---
You got that right, but...
[02:39] ---
In any case, it's so peaceful today
with nothing going on.
[02:44] ---
It sure is...
[02:47] ---
No, there is something!
Our assignment!
SIGN ZOOM
[02:49] ---
Oh. Really?
[02:51] ---
Crap, crap, I forgot about it!
[02:53] ---
If we don't submit our Potions assignment,
[02:56] ---
we'll be severely marked down
and we'll be in the drop-out range!
[03:00] ---
Want one?
[03:02] ---
This isn't the time for snacks!
[03:04] ---
Sorry.
[03:05] ---
I have to do it! I have to do it!
I have to do my Potions assignment!
[03:10] ---
You still haven't done it yet?
[03:13] ---
Lance.
[03:15] ---
Oh, it's the lolicon.
[03:16] ---
That's siscon to you.
[03:18] ---
Loitering around doing nothing...
[03:20] ---
You two are the dictionary definition
of slackers.
[03:23] ---
Wait, Lance. Did you finish already?
[03:26] ---
Of course.
I'm a lot more conscious than you are.
[03:30] ---
I should've expected that
from the top student in our class.
[03:34] ---
Lance is simply flawless.
[03:36] ---
Guys like you
might ruin the dorm's reputation.
[03:40] ---
Have some shame.
SIGN SMASH
[03:48] ---
He flew backwards by himself?
[03:51] ---
O, my precious!
[03:54] ---
Foisting thy fair light
upon my feeble eyes unwarn’d!
[04:00] ---
‘Tis my fate to succumb
to thy infinite warmth.
[04:02] ---
I love you!
[04:03] ---
You use these for the Potions assignment.
[04:07] ---
What was with that
dramatic display just now?
[04:12] ---
A mandragora.
[04:14] ---
Silence their screams and they become
a universal ingredient in potions.
SIGN AIEEEEEE!
[04:19] ---
Oh, another thing that uses magic.
[04:22] ---
"Another"? You know
this is magic school, right?
[04:25] ---
I'll show you how it's done.
[04:28] ---
Quientus.
[04:38] ---
You try.
[04:42] ---
Quientus.
[04:44] ---
Quientus!
[04:47] ---
I can't do it. It won't stop screaming.
[04:49] ---
Finn.
[04:51] ---
Your center of gravity is unstable.
Your core muscles are quite weak.
[04:55] ---
Huh? Core muscles?
[05:01] ---
Quientus.
[05:07] ---
I think it's gotten worse?
Its pupils are dilated, too.
[05:11] ---
Finn, focus your magic
on a single point.
[05:14] ---
Oh, okay.
[05:16] ---
Listen up, Finn.
[05:17] ---
Visualize gently caressing it
as you release the magic.
[05:21] ---
O-Okay.
[05:23] ---
Quientus.
[05:26] ---
Slowly. That's it.
[05:34] ---
I did it! I did it, Lance!
[05:37] ---
Even slackers like you
should be able to do this much.
[05:42] ---
Thanks!
[05:43] ---
Maybe Lance is really good
at taking care of others.
[05:47] ---
Oh, yeah. How is Mash doing?
[05:54] ---
That plant's flipped out! It's so huge!
SIGN SLAP
[06:12] ---
I did it.
[06:14] ---
Did you really, though?
SIGN MANDRAGORA COOKING
[06:20] ---
Once they're asleep,
they turn into a regular herb.
[06:23] ---
Now we create a compound.
[06:25] ---
Compounding is comparatively simple.
Watch closely.
[06:29] ---
Take this, and first do this.
SIGN TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK
[06:32] ---
Then do this.
SIGN SWISH
[06:33] ---
And do this.
SIGN SIZZLE
[06:36] ---
And with this...
SIGN BAM
[06:38] ---
It's done.
[06:39] ---
That's not easy at all!
[06:42] ---
Got it.
[06:43] ---
You've got to be lying!
[06:45] ---
No, really.
[06:47] ---
Trust me, as long as it's not magic.
SIGN TAK TAK TAK TAK TAK
[06:50] ---
First, take this, and then...
SIGN SWISH
[06:52] ---
Do this...
SIGN SIZZLE
[06:53] ---
Then this... And it's done.
SIGN BAM
[06:57] ---
That's totally not it!
[06:59] ---
How did that end up as a cream puff?
[07:01] ---
You're screwing around, aren't you?
[07:04] ---
I'm not screwing around.
[07:10] ---
You start like this.
[07:12] ---
'Kay.
[07:13] ---
Then you add this.
[07:15] ---
'Kay.
[07:16] ---
Stir well.
[07:18] ---
'Kay.
[07:19] ---
Add this last.
[07:21] ---
'Kay.
[07:23] ---
Okay.
[07:23] ---
BA-YUMMY
[07:26] ---
Why is this!?
[07:28] ---
I watched him from start to finish.
[07:30] ---
When did it become a cream puff!?
[07:33] ---
You’re completely useless
when not fighting, huh?
[07:36] ---
Well, yeah.
[07:38] ---
Why is he so confident?
[07:43] ---
Oh well. Let me warn you.
[07:48] ---
I won't lose to you ever again.
[07:51] ---
There's a reason
I need to join the Bureau of Magic.
[07:55] ---
And that is?
[07:56] ---
It's none of your business.
[08:01] ---
But you equaled me,
if not more, in combat.
[08:07] ---
I will not allow some nobody
to take your coins away from you.
[08:13] ---
You don't have to warn me,
because it won't happen.
[08:16] ---
Quick with the comebacks.
[08:18] ---
Let's try this again.
[08:20] ---
'Kay.
[08:22] ---
The all-dorm off-campus class
is coming up soon.
[08:27] ---
I wonder if he'll be all right.
[08:29] ---
And then, that was when...
[08:31] ---
No way. Are you serious?
[08:34] ---
And what happened after that?
[08:36] ---
That's when...
[08:39] ---
Hey, you bumped into me
just now, didn't you?
[08:42] ---
Don't be walkin' into people's faces!
[08:54] ---
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[08:56] ---
What am I supposed to do
if I'm not walkin' into people's faces?
[09:02] ---
Side characters have no right
to give me orders, you moron!
[09:11] ---
The Divine Visionaries are the ones
who mold this world.
[09:15] ---
They rule it.
[09:18] ---
Tell me, what traits
should a ruler possess?
[09:21] ---
A noble bloodline and overwhelming power
that brooks no argument.
[09:27] ---
Correct.
Which means it is not those in Adler.
[09:34] ---
It is us... Lang.
[09:38] ---
Seize all of their coins.
[09:41] ---
Yessir.
[09:44] ---
Nummy.
[09:45] ---
Ugh, it's tasty? That's a mandragora!
[09:48] ---
Yum, yum.
[09:49] ---
Seriously!?
[09:51] ---
Apparently, mandragora cream puffs are tasty.
[09:57] ---
And now, the next day...
[10:00] ---
We're supposed to be
having class here today.
[10:03] ---
What are we going to do here?
[10:06] ---
What do you do in a forest...
Camping?
[10:08] ---
That's for leisure. This is a magic school.
[10:12] ---
I'm number one!
[10:14] ---
I'm number one!
[10:16] ---
I, Dot Barrett,
is the main character of this world!
[10:20] ---
The world revolves around me!
SIGN DOT BARRETT
[10:25] ---
Whew! It's revolving a bit more than—
[10:27] ---
Whaddaya think you're looking at!?
[10:29] ---
Weirdo.
[10:30] ---
A first-year from our dorm.
[10:32] ---
Wait, it’s you! The Mushroom Head
people keep talking about!
[10:36] ---
You look like a side character to me.
[10:39] ---
Who is this guy?
[10:41] ---
As of today, you’re a side character
in both name and reality!
[10:44] ---
Because yours truly is—
[10:46] ---
Mash!
[10:51] ---
Outdoor class is a bit scary.
[10:54] ---
I'm not going to push myself too hard.
So Mash, please take care out there, okay?
[10:59] ---
Thanks.
[11:01] ---
Mash, could I possibly tag along—
[11:03] ---
Hey.
SIGN PFFT
[11:10] ---
I'll kill 'im!
SIGN CLENCH
[11:13] ---
I friggin' hate guys
who get attention from women!
[11:17] ---
I'll kill you! I'll triple kill ya!
[11:20] ---
It's ridiculous to begin with!
[11:22] ---
The global ratio of men to women
is supposed to be equal!
SIGN MEN
SIGN WOMEN
[11:25] ---
So why isn't there a single girl
falling in love with me!?
[11:28] ---
That's right, the answer is simple.
[11:30] ---
It's because chumps like you
ruin the system!
SIGN OOOOOOOOOO
[11:34] ---
Guys like you are why we have
an aging population and a lower birthrate!
[11:38] ---
Won't someone just settle for me!?
[11:40] ---
That's why I made up my mind!
SIGN BAM
[11:42] ---
I'm gonna join the Bureau of Magic
and rid this world of hot guys!
[11:47] ---
- Oh Mash, I'll totally marry you.
- Do cream puffs count as snacks?
[11:47] ---
That mandragora cream puff
was tasty, huh?
[11:52] ---
Listen to me!
[11:53] ---
My ego gets bruised the most
when I'm ignored!
[11:56] ---
Quiet, all of you.
[12:00] ---
Both Adler and Lang will participate
in this outdoor exercise.
[12:05] ---
Your reward will be either a bronze or silver coin.
Brace yourselves.
[12:11] ---
Your task is the extermination
of forest scorpions.
[12:15] ---
Bring me the stones
embedded in their foreheads.
[12:18] ---
Most forest scorpions
will only earn you bronze coins,
[12:22] ---
but a few are strong enough
to be worth silver coins.
[12:27] ---
You can identify them easily.
[12:29] ---
If the stone in their foreheads
are square, they're worth silvers.
[12:33] ---
Ordinary magic users
almost certainly don't stand a chance.
[12:38] ---
But such accomplishments
make you Easton students.
[12:42] ---
Do what you must to survive.
[12:45] ---
In you go, in order now.
[12:50] ---
Yeah, it's on!
No way I'm losing to you!
[12:56] ---
I'd like to make sure to get silver coins here.
[12:59] ---
I should do my best, too.
[13:05] ---
You think you're hot stuff, right?
[13:08] ---
I can tell.
[13:11] ---
You think you're so special.
[13:14] ---
You mistakenly think
you're not like the others.
[13:19] ---
You subconsciously
look down on others, don't you?
[13:26] ---
Hey, what are you doing over there?
[13:28] ---
I'll mark you down for that.
[13:29] ---
Sorry, Professor.
We were just horsing around.
[13:34] ---
Right, first-year?
[13:38] ---
Yes, yes. That's the look.
[13:40] ---
I want to make
a pathetically messed up face outta you.
[13:44] ---
Looking forward to it, first-year!
[13:48] ---
Hey, Mash.
[13:50] ---
Ignore him.
[13:52] ---
He's one year older than us.
[13:54] ---
And he's infamous for misconduct.
[13:58] ---
He's injured multiple teachers
and students he doesn't like,
[14:02] ---
to the point of being held back a grade.
[14:05] ---
But they consider his talent as a magic user,
so they haven't expelled him yet.
[14:11] ---
You hear stuff like that often
from Lang dorm.
[14:14] ---
So, don't bother with them.
[14:16] ---
I'm glad.
[14:18] ---
I thought he crushed my cream puff.
[14:21] ---
That's why he made that face?
[14:26] ---
And don't tuck food in there directly.
It's unhygienic.
[14:30] ---
'Kay.
[14:33] ---
I smell tremendous danger.
[14:36] ---
I think it's wiser for us to work as a pair.
[14:40] ---
Leave it to me, the oldest son...
[14:46] ---
I zoned out, and now I'm all alone.
[14:50] ---
Oh well.
[14:51] ---
Yo yo yo, get those tails on out,
damned scorpions!
[14:55] ---
I'm gonna show up that mushroom head—
[15:03] ---
Shut up.
SIGN SLAP
[15:07] ---
Just now, I wasted calories because of you.
[15:11] ---
This is just terrible.
[15:13] ---
I'll kill 'im.
[15:14] ---
Fine. Forget about our class.
[15:17] ---
Right here right now, you're...
[15:21] ---
Stop it!
[15:22] ---
Shut up!
[15:23] ---
Because of you, I...
[15:26] ---
I'll make you regret it!
[15:28] ---
S-Someone... Someone help me!
[15:32] ---
Explomb.
[15:45] ---
Raising your hand against a girl...
You're so done as a guy.
[15:50] ---
U-Um...
[15:52] ---
Huh?
SIGN GLOW
[15:54] ---
Thank you so much.
[15:58] ---
S-S-S-So beautiful!
[16:02] ---
Nope. Play it cool!
I have to stay calm and act natural!
[16:10] ---
That was nothing at...
[16:14] ---
H-H-Her hands... So soft...
[16:18] ---
You're... so strong.
SIGN GLOW
[16:23] ---
Argh! I can't do it!
[16:37] ---
Now, is it almost time?
SIGN NOM NOM NOM
[16:44] ---
Thank you so much for what you did earlier.
[16:48] ---
I-It was nothing.
[16:51] ---
O-O-Our knees are touching!
[16:54] ---
So, this is the natural distance
of a modern couple?
[16:58] ---
Stay calm. Be still, my heart.
[17:01] ---
If I act weird, she'll catch on
that I'm unpopular with girls.
[17:03] ---
Keep cool. Come on, me. Keep cool.
[17:07] ---
Cool! Cool! Cool!
[17:10] ---
What's with him? Freaky.
[17:12] ---
Huh? What'd you just say?
[17:14] ---
I was marveling at how
manly and wonderful you are.
[17:18] ---
Oh no, I actually said wonderful.
[17:19] ---
Huh? I thought I heard two syllables.
[17:22] ---
It's the truth.
[17:25] ---
You really are wonderful.
[17:35] ---
With my magic, I can make anyone
even slightly attracted to me fall in love.
[17:41] ---
He's completely fallen for me now.
[17:44] ---
Though, maybe he might
have fallen even without magic.
[17:48] ---
Next up, that mushroom head...
[17:51] ---
Thank you too, kind sir.
You were a great help.
[17:55] ---
Oh, I didn't do anything.
[17:59] ---
What? That's impossible.
[18:01] ---
There's never been a man
who hasn't fallen under my spell.
[18:05] ---
More like, any guy should be like “hurray!”
if a cute girl like me was flirting with him.
[18:10] ---
I'll have to put more magic energy into it.
[18:14] ---
That's not true.
[18:16] ---
You really helped me out.
[18:18] ---
You're very wonderful.
[18:21] ---
Sound, sight, touch.
My charm reaches all the senses!
[18:26] ---
There is no man who can resist this!
[18:31] ---
I said, I didn't do anything.
[18:35] ---
It's not working at all!?
What is wrong with this guy?
[18:38] ---
Does he seriously
not find me attractive!? Die!
[18:42] ---
Fine. It's ours for the taking
now that I have one of theirs.
[18:46] ---
But you really did save me.
[18:50] ---
Such a delicate facial expression.
[18:54] ---
Do you have some kind of circumstance?
I'll lend an ear.
[18:58] ---
Actually, there’s a certain boy
threatening me.
[19:02] ---
A certain boy?
[19:04] ---
A second-year by the name of Silva.
[19:06] ---
He's someone I don't hear
many good things about.
[19:10] ---
He's trying to take advantage
of magic only I can use.
[19:13] ---
He's been stalking me for all this time.
[19:16] ---
I don't want to be involved
in anything that’s bad.
[19:20] ---
But he's forcing me to, like he did earlier.
[19:24] ---
I don't know what I should do.
[19:32] ---
I'm sorry to bring this up so suddenly.
[19:35] ---
It's all right.
I'm totally gonna beat that guy up.
[19:39] ---
Oh no.
Please don't go out of your way.
[19:42] ---
No. He's definitely
getting beaten to a pulp.
[19:47] ---
Kind sir...
[19:49] ---
Hey!
[19:56] ---
Who's gonna beat who to a pulp?
[19:59] ---
Huh?
[20:00] ---
So you're the guy...
[20:02] ---
I'll be the one to kill you.
[20:06] ---
You look like the cringiest punk out there.
[20:09] ---
Whenever I come across a deluded loser
like you, I can't help but give them a dose of reality.
[20:17] ---
And when I do, what kind of look
will you have on your face?
[20:21] ---
Explomb!
[20:33] ---
Machine Gun Explomb!
[20:37] ---
I'm not done yet!
[20:39] ---
Oi oi oi oi!
[20:41] ---
Explomb!
[20:52] ---
Die twice!
[20:56] ---
Meanwhile...
[21:00] ---
- I'm so glad you’re with us.
- I’m so scared!
[21:03] ---
Let go.
[21:04] ---
Don't leave us!
[21:08] ---
Anyway, is he doing all right?
[21:08] ---
- Please don't! No! Don't leave us!
- You’re the only one we can rely on!
[21:11] ---
It seems that second-year
was targeting him.
[21:14] ---
They haven’t run into each other, have they?
[21:17] ---
Heh! You weren't much of anything!
[21:27] ---
Your puny magic
can't break through mine.
[21:32] ---
Got it!?
[21:38] ---
Hey hey, what's wrong now?
Where'd all that energy go?
[21:44] ---
You're gonna kill me, right?
[21:46] ---
Why don't you try a bit harder?
[21:49] ---
But it's no wonder!
[21:51] ---
Because even a moron can tell
the difference...
[21:54] ---
once they've seen the difference
in our skills!
SIGN NEXT EPISODE MASH BURNEDEAD AND THE MAGIC OF IRON
No comments to display
No comments to display