E24 - Mash Burnedead and His Good Friends
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Well done. Now leave the rest to...
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H-Help...
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Orter...
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Kaldo, I hear you have sided
with Mash Burnedead.
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To be swayed simply
from a small show of brawn...
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How you have fallen.
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I will not accept him.
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It's not like I fully accept him, either.
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But his strength is legitimate,
if nothing else.
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There may come a time
when you'll have to accept that.
[02:22] ---
Several days later,
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news of Innocent Zero's assault on Easton
Magic Academy had spread across the world.
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To stem the chaos, the official story was that
the Divine Visionaries drove him off.
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However, many had their doubts about that.
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Following this incident,
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the Bureau of Magic responded by fortifying
security and regulating information.
[02:50] ---
Mash, the center of this incident and
the only one who knew the truth,
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was burdened by this grave knowledge...
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and went to the beach.
[03:04] ---
Why?
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Hittin' the beach in the summer is a must!
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I've never seen a beach before.
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I've never been to the beach
with friends before.
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Me neither.
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Me neither.
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Me neither.
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Let's all have fun.
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- Yup.
- Yeah!
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Whee! Whee!
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Well, they're all
on the quirky side, so...
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But should we be here,
given everything that's happened?
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Dummy! This is exactly the time
to play watermelon smash!
[03:30] ---
'Tis the season.
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Okay, here's a slaughtermelon.
SIGN WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
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What's that!?
[03:36] ---
I see. So I have to smash it ope...
SIGN SHLOOP
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Show an opening and it'll suck your blood.
Worst case scenario, you die.
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Freaky, creepy, scary!
Why did you bring such a thing!?
[03:47] ---
Whatcha talkin' about?
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Life is a constant struggle.
You kill or be killed.
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What's this all of a sudden?
Your eyes are glazed over!
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Okay, I smashed it. Let's eat.
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Thank... you... Thank... y...ou...
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So hard to eat!
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But I can't believe Mash
was Innocent Zero's child.
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Considering Mash's circumstances,
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they're going to make him
take the fall somehow.
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He hasn't done anything wrong, though.
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Things are going the opposite way
of the peace Mash is hoping for.
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For Mash, the greatest trial yet
is about to happen.
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Headmaster!
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What are you doing here?
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It's summertime.
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But your injuries...
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There's nothing to worry ab...
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You really are badly injured!
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Why did you make an effort to come here?
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Summer only comes once a year.
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No, but still...
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As you all know,
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Mash Burnedead will never know peace
unless we defeat Innocent Zero.
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On top of his time magic,
the most powerful of personal magics,
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he has my spatial magic.
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And he's amplified its effectiveness
with forbidden magic.
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You can say that Innocent Zero is the greatest
magic user in Magic Realm history.
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That's not all.
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The five brothers who flank him
are all top-tier magic users in this world.
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They match my powers, if not more.
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To think five people who are that powerful
are on the enemy side...
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At this rate, the world
will surely come to an end.
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I didn't expect Innocent Zero
to amass this much power.
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As we stand now,
our chance of victory is nearly zero.
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However, I believe the uncertainty
that can overcome that is Mash Burnedead.
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Through physical training, he gained
instantaneous power, toughness, mental fortitude,
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and absurd strength.
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This absurd strength surely will be the key
to break through the strongest of magics.
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But, for all Mash is, he can't just go up against
the strongest magic user in the world.
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Lemon, it will be all right.
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Either I'll win, or I'll lose.
That's one in two. A 50% chance.
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And muscles never lose.
SIGN HONK
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So the chances of winning are 100%.
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What an unintelligent line of reasoning.
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That's what I love about him.
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And most off all, there's his spirit.
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Always optimistic, never abandoning the weak.
Such a heart is where true strength dwells.
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Please make into reality
the world that I could not create.
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I'm counting on you, Mash Burnedead.
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Leave it to me.
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I'll beat up all the enemies,
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and then, I will definitely graduate
from this school with everyone.
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Mash.
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But the end-of-semester exams
are coming up.
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Are you really okay?
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One failed exam
and you're immediately expelled.
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By the way, old man...
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There are end-of-semester exams
before the Divine Visionary Elect Final Exam.
[07:57] ---
Is Mushroom Head gonna be okay?
[07:59] ---
Mash is a kind soul,
so he will be all right.
[08:03] ---
What does kindness
have to do with exams?
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We gave Mash a mock exam
to see where he stands now.
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Magical Linguistics, 30 points.
[08:15] ---
Magic History, 10 points.
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Potions, 3 points.
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Magical Mathematics, 10 points.
SIGN SHK SHK SHK SHK SHK
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He scraped by through the hands-on exams,
so his written exams are abysmal.
[08:28] ---
He's deranged.
He really hates studying, doesn't he?
[08:33] ---
I wanna go home.
[08:34] ---
Well, don't worry.
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All of us will support ya.
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Huh? Dot, you do well academically?
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I sure do.
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Studying is the most visible form
of effort made to achieve a goal.
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So I study a little bit every day,
thinking it's practice for putting in effort.
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And you lose nothing from having
an academic background.
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I don't want to have any regrets
once I grow up.
SIGN SHK SHK SHK SHK SHK
[09:02] ---
I'm somehow hurt by this.
[09:04] ---
Don't you worry.
I'll teach you what you need.
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Teach me pleash...
SIGN GNASH
SIGN GRIN
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All right, let's get to it.
[09:17] ---
'Kay.
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We'll start with the basics
for Magical Mathematics.
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We'll ignore the practical applications
and go straight for test points.
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'Kay.
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What's important is to memorize
the formulas, and how you adapt them.
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We'll do Magic History next.
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First, we can learn the terminology,
then connect them together into a line.
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Once you're able to do that...
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Magical Linguistics is a piece of cake
if you learn techniques to be clever!
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The ones you really need to get down
is this formula and...
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For Magical Studies,
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it's important to learn
the system of magics first,
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then break it down
into smaller subdivisions.
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For instance, this...
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What's wrong?
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I heard an explosion!
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Mash!
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I can't...
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I can't bring myself
to think I can do this at all. Ever.
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It's not a matter of can or can't!
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If you can't, you'll be expelled.
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Evil... So brutal...
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Glance.
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Mash!?
[10:35] ---
Mash?
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He made a run for it!
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Mash!
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- We have to hurry after him!
- Stop. Don't chase him.
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Lance?
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Consequences aside,
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if he runs from difficult situations,
then that's just the kind of person he is.
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But...
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I'm not bored enough to teach someone
who isn't willing to learn.
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But...
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I'm still gonna go look for him.
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Finn!
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Where did Mash go?
[11:24] ---
He's buried? Into the ground?
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I want to return to the earth like this.
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Mash.
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I'm sorry, Finn.
Studying is the one thing I can't...
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That's not like you, Mash.
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The Mash I know
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doesn't think twice when taking on
even the most impossible opponents.
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I want to graduate together with you.
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Together with you, Mash!
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Let's give it some effort, okay?
[12:00] ---
Thank you, Finn.
[12:04] ---
It really is like what you just said.
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I showed you a pathetic side of myself.
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I'll try my best.
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What's with all the moles attached to you?
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I'm sorry for running away.
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Please teach me one more time.
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Oh man, what should I do?
I'm not motivated—
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Let's try our best, Mash!
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Huh?
[12:33] ---
Sorry, I'm kidding.
I jest. Did I look petty?
[12:36] ---
Maybe I looked like a really petty guy?
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To your seat.
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'Kay.
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Please don't ignore me.
I'm seriously sorry.
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And thus, Mash confronted studying,
which he was not so good at.
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And on exam day...
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Now, begin!
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- This is it.
- Egalt Vansom.
[13:23] ---
You'll be okay, Mash!
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Graduate with everyone...
Graduate with everyone...
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Next. Mash Burnedead.
[13:30] ---
Oh, here.
[13:38] ---
Mash Burnedead.
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You have always had a rebellious attitude
towards classes at this academy.
SIGN SLUMP
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I didn't mean to be...
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On top of that,
your grades are usually atrocious.
[13:52] ---
I'd like to say it's only a matter of time
before you are expelled.
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But it seems you can
put in the effort on occasion.
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These are...
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Your marks are not what I'd call
praiseworthy, however.
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You scraped by!
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Just barely.
SIGN BAM
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Welp, easy peasy.
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Don't get cocky.
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Don't get cocky.
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Bamboo it!
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What?
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That's a huge problem!
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They understand what he's saying?
[14:22] ---
Bamboo it!
[14:24] ---
It's in the newspaper that
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the prestigious Easton Academy has
a Lackmagic as Divine Visionary candidate.
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Even Lance can understand.
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Bamboo, bamboo, bamboo-bamboo it!
[14:34] ---
What the!?
[14:35] ---
All the civilians who read the newspaper
are rushing onto campus!?
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Hand over Mash Burnedead!
[14:42] ---
What do you mean,
there's a Lackmagic here!?
[14:45] ---
Banish him from the magic school at once!
[14:47] ---
Quit hiding and show yourself!
[14:49] ---
It's unheard of that a Lackmagic attends
the top academy of the Magic Realm!
[14:54] ---
You're letting a blight-blood
on the platform of God's holy festival?
[14:57] ---
That's an act of blasphemy against God!
[14:59] ---
Not good. They're too worked up
and can't calm down.
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Who the hell are you?
[15:06] ---
Unrelated guys stay the hell out!
[15:09] ---
Hold on just a second!
[15:13] ---
Lemon.
[15:15] ---
Just because he can't use magic,
how does that effect all of you?
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Does a person's worth
depend on their magic skills?
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I disagree.
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At the point he can't use magic,
he's been forsaken by God!
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He's not like us!
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What do you have to do with him?
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Outsiders should stay out!
[15:37] ---
I'm not an outsider!
[15:43] ---
I am...
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Mash Burnedead's...
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wife.
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He was already married?
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At that young an age?
SIGN HONK
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Oh, brother.
[15:55] ---
Maybe not a wife but more like a soulmate!
[15:57] ---
The red string of fate
tightly binds us together!
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Gimme a break!
[16:00] ---
Be a bit serious, will ya?
[16:02] ---
Huh? Got a problem with that, punks!?
[16:04] ---
You wanna bring it on?
[16:05] ---
What's with this girl?
[16:06] ---
They're being awfully noisy
for nameless characters.
[16:09] ---
Wait!
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You are...
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I am Mash Burnedead's...
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agent.
[16:20] ---
Agent?
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What's that?
[16:24] ---
I will now read a prepared statement
from Mr. Burnedead.
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To all of you who can use magic.
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It is such an honor for someone inexperienced
like myself to be chosen as a candidate.
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I may come across as audacious,
but please let me say one thing.
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I'll kill you.
That is all.
[16:44] ---
Enough of the jokes!
[16:45] ---
Are you picking a fight with us!?
SIGN HONK
[16:48] ---
Why is he making things
even more complicated?
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I am going to defend him!
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He did no wrong!
[16:59] ---
Defending someone with no magic
makes you full-fledged criminals, too!
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Sinners! Accept your judgement!
[17:09] ---
Lemon!
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Hold it. It'll get more convoluted if you go.
[17:17] ---
You need to endure for now.
[17:18] ---
You chickening out?
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Is that it?
[17:21] ---
It's fine.
[17:22] ---
Mash not being able to use magic...
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If Mash is going to be judged
for such a ridiculous reason,
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I will take the punishment with him!
[17:35] ---
No matter how many stones
or insults you throw...
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Such a... Such a...
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Wh-Why did you bother
to come back and save me?
[17:49] ---
Well...
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If your reason was similar to mine,
I'd kinda feel sorry for you.
[17:56] ---
Such a kind person...
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cannot be evil! I believe in him!
[18:06] ---
You're being emotional.
That shows what a kid you are.
[18:11] ---
If I capture the Lackmagic Divine Visionary
candidate, I will instantly be famous.
[18:18] ---
What a shame.
[18:19] ---
Lackmagics have no human rights!
SIGN DOOM
[18:24] ---
That girl is also a sinner,
corrupting our world's order!
[18:27] ---
Show no mercy!
[18:29] ---
Damn sinners!!
[18:31] ---
Lemon!
[18:45] ---
Mash.
[18:46] ---
It's Mash Burnedead!
Don't let him get away!
[18:49] ---
Catching someone
who can't use magic is child's play.
[18:52] ---
Mash! Hide yourself
inside school campus for now!
[18:55] ---
Prison Wall!
[19:00] ---
Mash!
[19:03] ---
I am the one who caught him!
[19:05] ---
Those walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:07] ---
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here!
[19:09] ---
It's an amazing cage.
[19:15] ---
No, that's not...
[19:16] ---
The walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:18] ---
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here.
[19:24] ---
No, just no!
[19:24] ---
The walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:26] ---
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here.
[19:32] ---
The walls are 15 cm thick.
[19:33] ---
Even giant monsters are ever so easily
trapped in here.
[19:38] ---
Hey, Mash.
[19:54] ---
Well, that's how it's been for a long time,
and you might not be satisfied for now.
[20:00] ---
But I will become the best in this
Magic Realm and prove it to you...
[20:07] ---
that it's okay even if you can't use magic.
[20:17] ---
Apologies. My arbitrary decision
has caused confusion within you all.
[20:23] ---
Headmaster Wahlberg!
[20:24] ---
However, his fate will be determined
[20:27] ---
after the Divine Visionary
Candidate Exam.
[20:29] ---
It's been decided by the Bureau of Magic.
[20:34] ---
In the meantime, we ask for your patience
for just a little while longer.
[20:40] ---
Mash Burnedead.
[20:43] ---
In one's life, you may never come across
even one person
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who will speak up on your behalf.
[20:57] ---
You have excellent friends.
[21:00] ---
I'm proud of you all.
[21:08] ---
Since entering this school,
I've received so many things that I hold dear.
[21:14] ---
That's why...
[21:16] ---
I will make sure to become
a Divine Visionary.
[21:19] ---
If you cannot become
a Divine Visionary,
[21:21] ---
the Magic Realm will criminalize
even those who defended you.
[21:28] ---
Passing the exam is the only path,
Mash Burnedead.
[21:38] ---
The Candidate Exam
has come to its final stage.
[21:41] ---
Mash, cheered on by marvelous friends
he met at Easton Magic Academy...
[21:47] ---
Receiving yells of support from kind upperclassmen
who accepted his existence.
[21:53] ---
With bonds strengthened through
battles against rivals in his heart,
[21:57] ---
he seeks to become the Divine Visionary!
[22:03] ---
No matter what comes my way,
I'll knock the stuffing out of them...
[22:07] ---
with my fist!
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