E7 - Mash Burnedead and the Puppet Master
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Finishing the outdoor class
held with Adler and Lang dorms,
[00:06] ---
Mash obtained a gold coin.
[00:09] ---
However, despite Lance's warning,
Mash got lost at school,
[00:15] ---
and somehow found himself
at the center of rivaling Lang dorm.
[00:19] ---
The headquarters of Magia Lupus.
[01:54] ---
You know
that's a doll you're talking to?
[01:58] ---
Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
[02:00] ---
You're welcome.
[02:03] ---
So you're the first-year with the gold coin.
[02:07] ---
Yes, that's me.
[02:10] ---
Why do you wish to be a Divine Visionary?
[02:14] ---
To live peacefully with my family.
[02:17] ---
Splendid. However...
[02:21] ---
You are misguided.
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The Divine Visionaries
are the artisans of our world.
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They literally are the vessels of God's divinity.
[02:32] ---
You lack the mettle necessary
to be a creator deity.
[02:37] ---
Then, what about you?
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I will return this world to its rightful form.
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Do you know why humanity has flourished?
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Because we tirelessly pillage, use,
and devour those weaker than us.
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But look at society now.
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Sheltering the weak, fighting for equality,
encouraging compassion...
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It's nonsense.
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Society wants to shut their eyes,
and try their hardest to avert reality.
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We are beasts by nature.
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Even in human society, the weak are pillaged,
taken advantage of, and weeded out.
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Thus, it is we, the superior beings,
who prosper.
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That is the law of nature.
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I get it.
[03:33] ---
So you're saying...
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you want to live peacefully as well?
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What is he talking about?
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Was he listening at all?
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I will take those words as hostility.
[03:52] ---
I didn't mean it that way. I'm sorry.
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I see.
[03:58] ---
Then I will allow you to go,
in exchange for your gold coin.
[04:05] ---
How about no?
[04:08] ---
I see.
[04:10] ---
Well, you have no right to refuse.
[04:18] ---
A puppet?
[04:30] ---
That wasn't much of a challenge.
[04:40] ---
What's with this puppet?
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It's been pumping iron
a lot more than the other one.
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I will put this coin to good use.
[05:03] ---
I'm sorry I said
you weren't much of a challenge.
SIGN STOMP STOMP
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Huh? Whoops.
Almost stomped someone to death.
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Hey, I'm going to take him
to the nurse's office.
[05:21] ---
You're giving up your coin?
[05:23] ---
No, but I'm prioritizing.
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Besides...
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It doesn't matter how strong you are.
I'm not gonna lose.
[05:39] ---
Oh?
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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His overwhelming confidence.
[05:49] ---
Is he simply thoughtless, or is he...
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Something doesn't feel right.
[06:00] ---
My puppet is missing a button.
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I think I just witnessed
something unthinkable.
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When the puppet flung over the coin,
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Mushroom Head ripped something
off the puppet,
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sent it flying with tremendous force,
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hit the coin mid-air,
and when it was floating...
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he sucked the coin up
using the power of his lungs alone!
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Wait, is that what I saw?
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Interesting.
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That was close.
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What was a person doing
lying on the floor there anyway?
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He's unconscious.
Better get him there quickly.
[07:00] ---
What the... I'm human again.
[07:03] ---
I can't remember anything that happened
after I was turned into a doll.
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How the hell did I...
SIGN HMPH HMPH HMPH HMPH
SIGN BAM BAM BAM BAM
[07:13] ---
Wh-What the hell are you doing!?
[07:17] ---
Working my exterior obliques.
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Oh... Okay.
[07:21] ---
Wait, the fact that you're here
means you brought me...
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That's right.
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Why?
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I was your enemy.
[07:39] ---
Well...
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When one of us is in trouble,
we're all in tr—
SIGN BITE
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Mhy tohnge... Nearly bit it off...
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I-I see.
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Okay, I'm going now.
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Take care of yourself.
[07:54] ---
Huh? Sure.
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When one of us is in trouble,
we're all in trouble, huh?
[08:04] ---
Damn that punk.
[08:06] ---
Meanwhile, back at Adler dorm room 302...
SIGN RUMBLE RUMBLE
SIGN RUMBLE RUMBLE
[08:17] ---
What do you think you're doing here?
[08:19] ---
And did you change your hairstyle?
[08:22] ---
That's my line!
I just got a new look. Call it a makeover!
[08:26] ---
Lemon seems to like guys
with bangs, so you know...
[08:30] ---
Lance, Dot, why are you two
arguing in my room?
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His face clearly scores above 70th percentile.
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And being so tall...
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His difficulty playing the game of life is...
Easy Mode.
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My dissatisfaction level is at 500%.
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Now get outta this room!
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But this is my room!
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Just looking at ya pisses me off!
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I hate good-lookin' guys to death!
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I hate rude boors to death, too.
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I can eradicate you
from this world right now, you know?
[09:07] ---
Bring it on. I'll triple-kill ya!
[09:10] ---
Um, err...
[09:11] ---
Very well. I will take you on.
[09:14] ---
Wait, no, please...
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I beg you, if you're gonna
do anything, do it outside!
SIGN RAH
SIGN BANG
[09:22] ---
Right. You'll break stuff inside the room,
so can you take it outside?
[09:27] ---
The most contradictory of contradictions.
[09:29] ---
What a great contradiction.
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Sheesh.
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Gimme a break. Seriously.
[09:38] ---
Here, take this.
[09:39] ---
What is this?
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What? Always have a gift when you drop by
someone else's place.
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That's common sense.
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Despite talking and acting like a ruffian,
Dot may have a good upbringing?
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And it's herb tea to boot.
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That one has a really good aroma.
It's my favorite.
[09:57] ---
S-Sure.
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He looks like this, but loves herb tea?
[10:01] ---
Well...
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All in all, today is another peaceful day.
SIGN NOM NOM NOM
[10:07] ---
Why are you so complacent?
[10:09] ---
We need to strategize ways to acquire coins.
[10:13] ---
Man, I want a girlfriend.
[10:15] ---
Not one of them are on the same page!
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Big news!
[10:23] ---
Four men. One of me...
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You beasts!
SIGN WRIGGLE WRIGGLE
[10:27] ---
We're not doing anything!
You're the one who came in here!
[10:32] ---
That's right!
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Everyone, come with me!
[10:37] ---
What is this?
[10:39] ---
This Magic Scale displays
how many gold coins each dorm has.
[10:44] ---
Look closely.
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Lang dorm has most of the gold coins for now.
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On the other hand,
we Adler only have Mash's one coin.
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Since the start of this school year, Lang has been
nabbing all the other dorms' coins.
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Adler upperclassmen who could stop them
are all away for off-campus internships.
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Lang dorm are blood-purists
with an exclusionary ideology.
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If this keeps up, Lang will produce
this year's Divine Visionary.
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Orca students basically
devote themselves to research.
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Which means it's up to us Adlers
to put a stop to their plan.
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Lemon's going out of her way
to break the situation down for us.
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She's so sweet. I'm in wuv!
[11:34] ---
And so, please try hard, Mash!
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'Kay.
[11:40] ---
I see.
[11:42] ---
This means I need to snuff out the guys
from Lang to fulfill my objective.
[11:48] ---
That's what this means.
[11:49] ---
All right, dammit! Let's kill 'em!
[11:53] ---
Everyone, best of luck.
[11:56] ---
These muscles will flex
[11:59] ---
in the name of peace.
[12:09] ---
About your actions... I decided I must
give you reprimand, even if superficial.
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Therefore, you are to clean
the owl huts for a week.
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So much for getting right into it.
[12:27] ---
I was a bit motivated, too.
[12:30] ---
I've come to help you out.
[12:31] ---
Huh? Why?
[12:34] ---
It's simple.
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Lang guys might come into contact with you,
targeting your coin.
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And I will hunt them down.
[12:43] ---
You're worried about me?
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That's not it. I'll kill you.
[12:55] ---
Olore, did you know?
[13:03] ---
Once time passes, it never returns.
[13:06] ---
Stop stating the obvious
as if it's a profound statement.
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It wastes time.
[13:16] ---
Now, shall we acquire another gold coin?
[13:20] ---
No one can stop the flow of time.
[13:26] ---
Mash was cleaning up the owl huts.
SIGN POKE
SIGN POKE
SIGN POKE POKE POKE
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Did I do something to them?
[13:33] ---
It's disturbing
how much those owls hate you.
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What in the world have I done?
[13:43] ---
Sea Field.
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Mash!
[13:49] ---
Shuriketh.
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Greetings, Adlers.
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We've come for your coin.
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You must be from Lang.
[14:02] ---
Yes, we are.
[14:04] ---
We are from Magia Lupus.
I'm Sixth Fang, Olore Andrew, and...
SIGN SIXTH FANG: OLORE ANDREW
[14:09] ---
Seventh Fang, Anser Shinri.
SIGN SEVENTH FANG: ANSER SHINRI
[14:13] ---
Interesting.
[14:14] ---
The one suited to become
Divine Visionary is neither of you.
[14:19] ---
So let's battle now for each other's coins.
SIGN ° HELP ME. I'VE NEVER SWUM BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
[14:26] ---
I will join you soon...
Sea Shark!
SIGN BAM
[14:34] ---
The hunt's on.
[14:38] ---
Guess I'm left with you.
[14:41] ---
Let me tell you something important.
[14:46] ---
In a fight...
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there is always a winner and a loser.
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Damn him.
[14:56] ---
He states the obvious like it was a profound
statement, and even pauses in delivery.
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I wish I didn't ask.
[15:02] ---
Shuriketh.
[15:05] ---
His magic merely controls
that disc-shaped weapon.
[15:09] ---
My gravity magic can...
[15:13] ---
Gravio...
[15:15] ---
The owls?
[15:17] ---
Shuriketh!
[15:19] ---
Oh no. Owls have nothing to do with this.
[15:21] ---
My gravity magic will get him.
[15:24] ---
Gravio...
[15:25] ---
Big Brother!
Don't pick on those poor owls!
[15:32] ---
You're right, my little sister.
[15:35] ---
Your big brother was mistaken.
[15:37] ---
What's wrong? This world
is about survival of the fittest.
[15:40] ---
Only the strong and the weak exist.
[15:44] ---
Shuriketh... Double!
[15:47] ---
Oh no, the owls behind me...
[15:58] ---
Your wand is made of magnolia.
[16:00] ---
You're the Crown family's kid, aren't you?
[16:02] ---
The prestigious Crown family,
famed for their gravitation magic.
[16:07] ---
I heard their eldest son ran off.
I can't believe...
[16:13] ---
he turned out to be so weak.
[16:17] ---
Did you leave due to your lack of talent?
[16:21] ---
I sympathize. You are one of the weak.
[16:26] ---
Did you know?
[16:28] ---
Overwhelming the weak
feels better than anything else.
[16:32] ---
Humans can evaluate themselves
only by comparing themselves with others.
[16:36] ---
Since there is someone below you,
you can acknowledge your own superiority.
[16:41] ---
There is a necessity for existences like you.
[16:47] ---
Graviole.
[16:55] ---
That's enough.
I will put you at ease.
[16:59] ---
By defeating a Crown, I can once again
acknowledge that I am a superior being.
[17:06] ---
Shuriketh Triple!
[17:11] ---
Why do I feel like something is off?
[17:14] ---
All the owls are in one spot?
[17:17] ---
Graviole.
[17:23] ---
The owls were in the way.
[17:25] ---
So I moved them over.
[17:28] ---
Impossible.
[17:30] ---
With the first spell, he controlled the shovel
hanging on the hut wall to cut open the bag of feed,
[17:34] ---
and lured all the owls over.
[17:37] ---
He wasn't attacking me the whole time
because he was worried about the owls?
[17:43] ---
Don't mock me!
[17:44] ---
Large Shuriketh!
[17:46] ---
This spell is my most...
[17:49] ---
Graviole.
[18:00] ---
What? We're both the same double-liners.
What is this overwhelming difference in power?
[18:05] ---
For you, battles are where you gain
a sense of superiority.
[18:11] ---
It's not the same for me.
[18:13] ---
I am forced to fight for the sake
of my dear little sister.
[18:17] ---
What are you trying to say?
[18:20] ---
Let me tell you something important.
[18:23] ---
Guys like you, who fight for themselves...
[18:27] ---
never stand a chance against
my determination to save my little sister.
[18:36] ---
You cannot escape from the Sea Field
that I have created.
[18:41] ---
Now, the hunt's on, Mushroom Head!
[18:47] ---
I felt like something passed by me
at tremendous speed.
[18:51] ---
But that's ridiculous.
[18:52] ---
Humans can't swim faster
than 10km per hour.
[18:56] ---
I must have imagined it.
[18:58] ---
Although I don't see Mushroom Head
anywhere. Where could he...
[19:06] ---
Wait, back when he fell under my spell...
[19:10] ---
didn't he say he couldn't swim?
SIGN "I COULD SWIM MORE THAN I THOUGHT."
[19:16] ---
What was that?
SIGN "I HAD THOUGHT I COULDN'T SWIM, SO THANK YOU."
[19:21] ---
He's thanking me for something.
[19:22] ---
I-I can't see him. Not even his shadow!
[19:28] ---
So this is how it feels to be hunted...
[19:31] ---
All right. I will get serious about this.
[19:35] ---
SeaShark Evolution!
[19:41] ---
Now that I am in this form,
nobody can stop...
[20:00] ---
You did it?
[20:01] ---
Yeah.
[20:05] ---
Magia Lupus.
[20:07] ---
If this is the power
of the sixth and seventh...
[20:11] ---
I think we've got this.
[20:14] ---
You saying it
kinda loses the dramatic tension.
[20:18] ---
Oh dear.
[20:20] ---
Such a terrible thing to say about us.
[20:23] ---
However...
[20:30] ---
Aren't you jumping to conclusions?
[20:34] ---
Graviole.
[20:38] ---
I can't use my magic?
[20:44] ---
Please calm down.
[20:46] ---
I'm only here for my allies.
[20:51] ---
You're quite menacing, though.
[20:59] ---
What was that just now?
Did he teleport?
[21:02] ---
Is this magic?
[21:04] ---
I apologize for seeming menacing.
[21:08] ---
I merely wanted a small glimpse.
[21:11] ---
But it is also true that I came here
to retrieve my allies.
[21:16] ---
You don't need to worry just yet.
[21:19] ---
We will meet again soon.
[21:24] ---
Now, good day.
[21:29] ---
I take it back.
[21:31] ---
Crushing them will be worthwhile after all.
[21:48] ---
In that moment...
[21:52] ---
Such speed, and with no magic...
[21:55] ---
Then he is the same type as me.
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