E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile

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SIGN    #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile"
[01:32] Masamune
    Who was it?
[01:34] Girls
    Huh?
[01:34] Masamune
    Who sent me this letter?
[01:36] Girls
    Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's!
[01:39] Girl
    No way! Mine, too!
[01:41] Masamune
    Could it be Adagaki Aki?
[01:43] Masamune
    No... She wouldn't do anything
    underhanded like send a letter.
[01:47] Masamune
    If she were going to expose me,
[01:49] Masamune
    she'd wait for the perfect moment
    when it'd be the most effective.
SIGN    Moleo
[01:52] Masamune
    Then who knows about my past?
[01:56] Kojuurou
    What? What's up?
[01:57] Masamune
    Er, um...
[01:59] Masamune
    Could it actually be him?
[02:02] Tae
    What's wrong, Makabe-kun?
    You've got a scary look on your face.
[02:06] Masamune
    O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep.
[02:10] Guy
    Isn't that pig's foot unreal?
[02:14] Kojuurou
    Are you okay, Makabe-kun?
[02:16] Guy
    This guy actually has a
    pig's foot in his lunch today.
[02:19] Guy2
    Like, the whole thing? Why?
[02:21] Guy3
    My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it.
[02:23] Masamune
    O-Oh... That's what they're talking about.
[02:27] Masamune
    I don't ever want to relive that
    dark time in my past again.
[02:31] (Flashback) Kid1
    Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me.
[02:34] (Flashback) Kid2
    Say, "I'm going to take over
    my dad's company, oink!"
[02:37] Girl
    What's wrong?
[02:39] Girl2
    Are you not feeling well?
[02:41] Masamune
    Even if these girls are nice
    to a hottie like me now...
SIGN    High School Newspaper
SIGN    Breaking News
SIGN    The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B!
[02:46] Girl
    Huh?
[02:47] Girl
    No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like?
[02:49] Teacher
    I can't say I appreciate this deception.
[02:52] Guy
    Makabe, go buy me a drink.
[02:54] Guy2
    You're used to that, right?
[02:55] Guy3
    Of course you'd get found out,
    even if you try to cover it up.
[02:58] Guy 4
    You've got some nerve for
    a guy on the lowest rung.
[03:01] Kojuurou
    I'm so disappointed.
[03:05] Masamune
    No! Stop!
[03:11] Sensei
    What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up
    and read from the third paragraph.
[03:21] Masamune
    I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit.
[03:25] Sensei
    You're really that moved
    by the The Tale of Heike?
[03:25] Girl
    Makabe-kun is so sensitive.
[03:29] Masamune
    No, I need to find the one...
[03:31] Masamune
    Unknown X, the one who sent
    me the "Pig's Foot" letter...
[03:38] Masamune
    If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am,
[03:42] Masamune
    my revenge and everything else is done for.
[03:44] Masamune
    Even after I got adopted by Grandpa
    and changed my last name...
[03:48] Masamune
    Those nightmarish eight years
    drenched in sweat and tears
[03:52] Masamune
    will all be wasted effort.
[03:55] Masamune
    Who is Unknown X?
[03:59] Masamune
    What am I supposed to do?
[04:01] Masamune
    I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts...
[04:09] Masamune
    Wh-What the?!
[04:11] Guy
    I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog!
[04:13] Gy
    A BL sandwich and—
[04:14] Masamune
    So this is the lunchtime school
    shop race that I've heard about.
[04:32] Masamune
    Huh? Could that be...
[04:41] Masamune
    That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino.
[04:45] Masamune
    U-Um...
[04:48] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[04:50] Yoshino
    So Heaven, it turns out,
[04:52] Yoshino
    is just like school.
[04:55] Masamune
    Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive.
[04:58] Yoshino
    Now that I'm dead, I can
    finally speak ill of it.
[05:01] Yoshino
    Fate continues to blow its icy
    cold breath at me without end.
[05:07] Yoshino
    Period.
[05:07] Masamune
    What the hell is going on here?
[05:10] Masamune
    Hey... Koiwai-san?
[05:12] Yoshino
    But... I can't buy them now.
[05:15] Yoshino
    I can't go back.
SIGN    Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4
[05:21] Masamune
    Huh? You want me to go buy them?
[05:25] Yoshino
    Yeah...
[05:26] Masamune
    Why me?!
SIGN    Tanisaki Bread
[05:29] Lady
    Thanks.
[05:31] Lady
    All right, next.
[05:32] Masamune
    F-Five explosive croquette buns
    and four cutlet sandwiches.
[05:36] Lady
    Sure thing. Thanks.
[05:40] Masamune
    Holy crap, they're so heavy!
SIGN    Croquette
SIGN    Explosive
[05:46] Yoshino
    This must be a dream.
    Like the final illusion that
[05:49] Yoshino
    the Little Match Girl saw...
[05:51] Masamune
    I bought the damn things for you!
[05:53] Yoshino
    One... two... three...
[05:57] Yoshino
    four... five.
[06:00] Yoshino
    You were an umbrella-hat priest statue?
[06:02] Masamune
    Wha...
[06:09] Masamune
    Those buns... The one who wants
    them is Adagaki-san, not you, right?
[06:15] Masamune
    Do you mind if I come with you?
[06:18] Masamune
    I might be able to find out
    whether she's Unknown X or not.
[06:23] Yoshino
    Sneak, sneak, sneak...
[06:26] Masamune
    Hold on a sec.
[06:27] Yoshino
    I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
[06:29] Yoshino
    Forgive me. Forgive me.
[06:32] Masamune
    After you had that much fun,
[06:33] Masamune
    it's only natural that you
    pay me back with your body.
[06:37] Yoshino
    I'm sowwy...
[06:43] Masamune
    Sorry, I was just kidding.
[06:46] Masamune
    I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble.
[06:50] Masamune
    Really, I promise.
[06:51] Masamune
    I'll properly explain everything
    to her. Don't worry.
[06:56] Yoshino
    Really?
[07:02] Masamune
    You're just like
[07:04] Masamune
    Cinderella getting bullied
    by her wicked stepmother.
[07:09] Masamune
    I can totally relate, being a
    former "Pig's Foot" myself.
[07:13] Aki
    You're late!
SIGN    Evil Stepmother
SIGN    The Top Princess of the School
[07:18] Aki
    Do you want me to pass out from hunger?
[07:21] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:22] Aki
    A preschooler on their first shopping
    run would be faster than you.
[07:26] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:28] Aki
    Yoshino, you idiot.
[07:29] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[07:38] Masamune
    And how is she a princess?
[07:44] Masamune
    Well, this isn't something a hater
    like me wants to really see, either.
[07:52] Masamune
    You okay?
[07:54] Aki
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[07:57] Aki
    Yoshino?
[07:59] Aki
    She ran away, didn't she?
[08:00] Masamune
    She went to buy some tea
[08:02] Masamune
    for you.
[08:07] Aki
    What are you doing here?
[08:09] Masamune
    Just dropping by to say hi
    and see how you're doing.
[08:14] Masamune
    She ate all that even before
    the bread? Unbelievable.
[08:18] Aki
    A-And how are you doing? You know...
[08:22] Masamune
    Oh, my cut hand?
[08:24] Masamune
    Well, it just stings when I take a bath,
[08:26] Masamune
    and it's a bit hard to get dressed.
[08:29] Masamune
    Actually, it still hurts like hell.
[08:31] Aki
    I had no intention of getting you involved.
[08:34] Masamune
    That's right. Let it hurt
    your pride even more.
[08:38] Masamune
    It's all part of my plan to gain
    a mental advantage over you.
[08:42] Aki
    Hmph.
[08:43] Masamune
    Given that things are going
    as I'd planned so far,
[08:45] Masamune
    the "Unknown X" who sent
    me the Pig's Foot letter
[08:48] Masamune
    isn't Adagaki Aki.
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[08:50] Masamune
    Then who...
[08:53] Masamune
    So infuriating.
[08:55] Aki
    W-Well, excuse me! Sorry!
[08:59] Masamune
    Oh, no, no! I wasn't—
[09:00] Yoshino
    I'm back!
[09:10] Aki
    You idiot! Don't look!
[09:11] Aki
    Close your eyes!
[09:13] Masamune
    My eyes! My eyes!
SIGN    Strawberry Milk
[09:27] Masamune
    Huh, what? For me, too?
[09:31] Masamune
    Th-Thank you, Cinderella.
[09:34] Aki
    Yoshino is very humble toward everyone.
[09:37] Aki
    She's always bowing her head and
    fidgeting. It's a horrible habit.
[09:41] Aki
    You should stop being so nice to everyone.
[09:45] Aki
    What's with that look?
[09:46] Masamune
    Nothing.
[09:47] Aki
    It's fine when she's nice to me.
[09:49] Aki
    It's expected for Yoshino to work for me.
[09:52] Masamune
    No, it's just that you have
    cutlet sauce on your nose.
[09:58] Masamune
    And I can't be nice to everyone, either.
[10:02] Aki
    What's that supposed to mean?
[10:05] Masamune
    Indeed, what could it possibly mean?
[10:08] Masamune
    Maybe I want you to rely on me
[10:11] Masamune
    more than you rely on Koiwai-san.
[10:24] Aki
    Wh-What's his deal?!
[10:27] Masamune
    All right! I nailed it!
[10:29] Masamune
    Aki-sama's probably bright red right now!
[10:32] Masamune
    Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy
    who saved her and even shed blood for her
[10:37] Masamune
    if he said something like that.
[10:39] Guy
    You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you.
[10:42] Girl
    I didn't think you'd actually
    come to save me.
[10:46] Guy
    Don't ever doubt me again.
[10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross!
SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid
[10:52] Masamune
    I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga!
[10:55] Masamune
    I can do this!
[10:56] Masamune
    Now if she falls for me even more...
[10:59] Masamune
    The "Dead or Love" Plan will
    move another step forward!
[11:06] Aki
    Idiot.
[11:15] Masamune
    Next, I need to get her email address.
[11:17] Masamune
    I've never asked a girl
    for her email address,
[11:20] Masamune
    but at this rate, it won't be a problem!
[11:32] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[11:40] Yoshino
    Are you trying to get back
    at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot?
[11:50] Masamune
    Why do you know my old nickname?!
[11:55] Masamune
    A little girl like her wasn't among
    the kids that bullied me in the past.
[12:00] Masamune
    Even around Aki...
[12:02] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:03] Masamune
    Wait a sec.
[12:08] Masamune
    She's there!
[12:09] Masamune
    You used to be at Adagaki's mansion!
[12:16] Masamune
    Ow...
[12:18] Yoshino
    My family has served the Adagakis
[12:21] Yoshino
    for generations.
[12:24] Yoshino
    We've been nothing but
    attendants for 300 years.
[12:27] Masamune
    She's totally one of
    Adagaki Aki's lackeys!
[12:31] Masamune
    To Cinderella, Aki wasn't
    an evil stepmother,
[12:34] Masamune
    but a master to serve!
[12:38] Masamune
    It's all over.
[12:40] Masamune
    I was completely fooled by her
    Cinderella-like nature.
[12:45] Masamune
    My revenge comes to an end here...
[12:49] Masamune
    If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh.
[12:52] Masamune
    I still have no regrets about
    trying to give that woman
[12:55] Masamune
    a taste of her own medicine.
[12:58] Yoshino
    That's fine. Why don't you do it?
[13:04] Yoshino
    I'll even help you out.
[13:13] Mizuno
    What do you think about having a
    tea party after school, Aki-sama?
[13:17] Mizuno
    My father bought some macarons from Paris.
[13:20] Aki
    Sadly, I have school beautification
    committee duties today.
[13:23] Kiba
    You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so
    passionate about your committee duties.
[13:27] Kaneko
    Too amazing!
[13:30] Masamune
    What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to?
[13:33] Masamune
    There's no way I can trust her.
[13:36] Masamune
    This might be another trap.
    I have to do this on my own!
[13:40] Masamune
    Yeah!
[13:41] Masamune
    This revenge plan is for me!
    I won't change anything!
[13:44] Masamune
    I need to become email buddies
    with her first, as planned.
[13:49] Tae
    Masamune-kun!
[13:51] Tae
    You can't get back to class that way.
[13:53] Masamune
    Futaba-san.
[13:55] Tae
    Are you still not used to this school?
[13:57] Tae
    Want me to make you a map?
[14:00] Masamune
    Nah, I'd feel bad.
[14:02] Tae
    Thanks!
[14:03] Tae
    And checking up on transfer students
    is part of the class rep's job.
[14:07] Tae
    I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun.
[14:10] Tae
    Now, come on. This way.
[14:14] Tae
    So we've been talking about
    having a barbecue as a class.
[14:19] Tae
    It'll be a lot of fun.
[14:21] Masamune
    I'll try it out here first.
[14:25] Masamune
    So, Futaba-san...
[14:28] Masamune
    Why don't we exchange email—
[14:30] [SONG] Sign
    Edit
SIGN    Friends
SIGN    Add
SIGN    Profiles
SIGN    Makabe Masamune
[14:31] Masamune
    Email... email...
SIGN    0 Contacts
[14:33] Masamune
    Huh? Huh?
[14:36] Masamune
    Asking a girl for her email
    address is super hard!
[14:40] Tae
    What's the matter, Masamune-kun?
[14:42] Masamune
    Sorry! I have to get back to class!
[14:45] Tae
    What? Let's go together!
[14:48] Masamune
    H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is
    a common sense quiz!
[14:51] Masamune
    When you exchange email addresses,
[14:52] Masamune
    the number of contacts you have
    will be shared, as well.
[14:54] Masamune
    True or false?
[14:57] Kojuurou
    I think it's false.
[14:59] Masamune
    Really? You're certain, right?
[15:01] Masamune
    Lying is the first step to becoming a thief!
[15:03] Kojuurou
    Why are you so worried about that?
[15:06] Masamune
    Because I've never done it, duh!
[15:08] Masamune
    Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing!
[15:10] Masamune
    Well, that's good, though.
[15:12] Masamune
    Exchanging email addresses doesn't
    mean she'll find out I'm all alone.
[15:15] Masamune
    Isn't there some kind of situation
    where it wouldn't be awkward
[15:18] Masamune
    for me to ask for her email address?
[15:21] Tae
    Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden.
[15:24] Guy
    Well, you're the class rep, right?
[15:26] Guy
    We can't just give class B special treatment.
[15:29] Tae
    I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work.
[15:34] Girl
    What's wrong, Futaba-san?
[15:35] Tae
    The school beautification
    committee lost a member,
[15:38] Tae
    so they're looking for someone
    to fill in until summer.
[15:45] Masamune
    Want me to do it?
[15:48] Masamune
    I haven't joined any committees yet.
[15:51] Tae
    Really? Are you sure?
[15:53] Masamune
    Yeah, if it's for you.
[15:58] Masamune
    This is my chance!
[16:03] Girl
    Makabe-kun, you really came!
[16:06] Girl
    I'm so happy! Thank goodness
    I'm in this committee!
[16:08] Masamune
    Oh, please...
[16:12] Masamune
    Oh, come on! Don't ignore me!
[16:14] Guy
    Please begin working.
[16:19] Masamune
    What am I doing?
[16:21] Masamune
    "Oh, what a coincidence!
    Is this the red string of fate?"
[16:24] Masamune
    That didn't have to happen,
[16:26] Masamune
    but you could have reacted
    at least a little bit!
[16:31] Masamune
    I freak out over exchanging email addresses,
[16:33] Masamune
    I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm
    deathly scared of spiders.
[16:36] Masamune
    If people could see into me,
    they'd see how worthless I am.
[16:42] Masamune
    No one would want to go out with me.
[16:44] Masamune
    Thinking I could make that woman
    fall for me like this was crazy.
[16:48] Tae
    Sorry, Masamune-kun.
[16:50] Tae
    I pushed something really
    troublesome onto you.
[16:55] Masamune
    No...
[16:56] Masamune
    No, no!
[16:57] Masamune
    You don't need to feel
    responsible for this at all.
[17:00] Tae
    It's okay. I know it myself.
[17:03] Tae
    I'm always meddling.
[17:06] Tae
    I'm nothing like you, someone who
    helps without saying a word.
[17:11] Masamune
    Wait... Wait, wait!
[17:13] Masamune
    Am I actually in that golden situation
[17:16] Masamune
    where I'm all alone with a girl?
[17:18] Masamune
    And she went out of her way to find me?
[17:23] Masamune
    Class Rep...
[17:24] Tae
    Say...
[17:26] Tae
    The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too,
[17:29] Tae
    but would you like to
    go to a movie sometime?
[17:32] Tae
    Like, just the two of us?
[17:34] Masamune
    Movie? By movie, do you mean...
[17:37] Masamune
    Sitting next to each other, with our
    hands touching on the arm rest...
[17:40] Masamune
    Watching a gory movie, with her
    screaming and grabbing on to me...
[17:43] Masamune
    Going out for drinks later
    and talking about the movie,
[17:46] Masamune
    leading to talking about a relationship?
[17:47] Masamune
    Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date?
[17:52] Masamune
    No! I almost forgot my main objective!
[17:55] Masamune
    U-Um... Right now, I'm...
[17:59] Tae
    R-Right. Of course you're busy.
[18:06] Tae
    Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that!
[18:09] Masamune
    No, not at all....
[18:13] Tae
    Do your best, Masamune-kun.
[18:23] Masamune
    Wait... Does this mean I'm popular?
[18:26] Masamune
    This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular!
[18:29] Masamune
    Thank you, Futaba-san!
[18:30] Masamune
    You just gave me an insane
    amount of confidence!
[18:34] Masamune
    What?!
[18:37] Aki
    I came to get a new bucket.
[18:40] Masamune
    Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san.
[18:43] Masamune
    My expressions... I still can't
    control my expressions!
[18:47] Aki
    That girl isn't on the school
    beautification committee, is she?
[18:50] Masamune
    That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me.
[18:53] Masamune
    Huh? Did you hear us, by chance?
[18:56] Aki
    It must be nice, being so popular.
[18:59] Masamune
    Oh, my. What's this?
[19:01] Masamune
    Did I just hear a bit of
    prickliness in your voice?
[19:04] Masamune
    Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute?
[19:08] Masamune
    It doesn't matter if some girl I
    have no feelings for asks me out.
[19:10] Aki
    Really? Then who would
    you like to ask you out?
[19:13] Masamune
    Adagaki-san.
[19:18] Masamune
    All right, what's it going to be?
[19:20] Masamune
    The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun
[19:23] Masamune
    basically just asked you out.
[19:25] Masamune
    Well? I wouldn't mind going
    with you, Adagaki-san.
[19:31] Aki
    Thanks.
[19:35] Masamune
    "Thanks"? "Thanks"?!
[19:38] Masamune
    W-Well done, Masamune!
[19:40] Masamune
    You did good. This is what's
    supposed to happen.
[19:43] Masamune
    I-I see... That's good.
[19:45] Masamune
    Then, um, will you tell
    me your email address?
[19:48] Masamune
    I'll contact you.
[19:49] Aki
    Sure.
[19:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:51] Masamune
    Huh?! Did I just achieve
    my goal that easily?!
[19:55] Masamune
    I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot!
[19:58] Aki
    Oh, but I'm sorry.
[20:00] Aki
    My phone is being repaired right now.
[20:03] Aki
    Can I tell you the next
    time we're on duty?
[20:05] Masamune
    Huh? Repairs?
[20:07] Masamune
    I'm going to lose my rhythm now?
[20:10] Masamune
    But I guess it can't be helped.
[20:14] Masamune
    All right. Here, then,
    at this time next week.
[20:22] Masamune
    I've been here forever and
    she still hasn't shown up!
[20:26] ---
    Weird...
SIGN    Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk
[20:37] Masamune
    Inside the broom closet?
[20:42] Masamune
    The desk in the very back?
SIGN    The animal pen
[20:47] Masamune
    The animal pen?
[20:51] Masamune
    It must be that.
SIGN    Look outside the window from where you started
[21:06] Masamune
    Look outside the window
    from where you started.
[21:08] Masamune
    How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki?
[21:11] Masamune
    Here we go!
[21:11] Masamune
    Exchanging email addresses!
SIGN    I Decline
[21:34] Masamune
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[21:38] Yoshino
    That was rather unfortunate.
[21:41] Masamune
    What are you doing here?
[21:43] Yoshino
    I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place.
[21:45] Masamune
    If you came here to laugh at me, leave.
[21:48] Yoshino
    You're too naïve.
[21:51] Yoshino
    If you leave things to me,
[21:53] Yoshino
    you could exchange email addresses
    and go on dates all you want.
[21:57] Masamune
    D-Dates?
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
    Contacts
SIGN    Add
SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino
[22:05] [Messenger] Sign
    Cell
[22:08] Yoshino
    See?