E7 - The Tsunade Island Incident

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[00:01] Masamune
    All right!
[00:07] Kojuurou
    We're all done, Makabe-kun!
[00:09] Masamune
    Did you survive somehow, Kojuurou?
[00:11] Kojuurou
    Yeah! It's finally summer vacation!
[00:14] ---
    Do you have any plans?
[00:15] Masamune
    Me? I'm...
[00:21] Aki
    Hey, Makabe!
[00:23] Masamune
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Super
SIGN    Exciting
SIGN    Marine Beach
SIGN    Okinawa
[00:26] Aki
    What in the world are you thinking?
[00:27] Aki
    Don't use my desk as your personal trash can.
[00:30] Masamune
    I'm surprised you figured out it was me.
[00:32] Aki
    Anyone would know, considering
    you wrote something like this.
SIGN    Please Contact Your M
[00:35] Masamune
    Yes... Summer vacation,
    when we'll have no classes.
[00:38] Masamune
    I can't worry about logic when we
    won't have classes for forty days.
[00:44] Masamune
    I'm going to go with the power play.
[00:47] Masamune
    It's what I learned from Fujinomiya Neko.
[00:50] Aki
    Too bad for you...
[00:53] Aki
    I already have plans to spend
    my summer at our island villa.
[00:59] Aki
    Shuri-kun...
[01:01] Aki
    You're invited.
[01:06] Masamune
    What?!
[01:09] Kojuurou
    M-Me?
[01:11] Aki
    Aren't you excited, Shuri-kun?
[01:13] Masamune
    She's doing this to spite me.
    To spite me personally!
[01:17] Kojuurou
    I-I...
[01:19] Kojuurou
    I don't wanna go unless Makabe-kun's with me!
[01:22] Masamune
    Nice, Kojuurou.
[01:24] Masamune
    That's right, Adagaki-san.
[01:26] Masamune
    Kojuurou-kyun and I are one and the same.
[01:29] Masamune
    If you're taking Kojuurou,
    you can expect me there, as well.
[01:33] Aki
    Wha—
[01:35] Neko
    If Masamune-sama is going,
    I will also accompany him.
[01:38] Tae
    What? That sounds so nice! The beach?
[01:42] Tae
    I want to swim until I puke!
[01:44] Tae
    I'm so jealous!
[01:46] Masamune
    Now, what will you do, Adagaki-san?
[01:49] Masamune
    Will you take care of all of us,
[01:51] Masamune
    or spend your time on a
    private beach all alone?
[01:55] Masamune
    Those are your choices.
[02:00] Aki
    All...
[02:01] Aki
    All right, fine!
[02:06] Masamune
    And so,
[02:09] Masamune
    we're heading toward an isolated
    island called Tsunade Island.
SIGN    #7 "The Tsunade Island Incident"
[03:44] Masamune
    Yes!
[03:45] Masamune
    Time to raise the sails!
[03:47] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[03:50] Masamune
    Where's the Cruel Princess?
[03:51] Yoshino
    She's still eating.
[03:54] Yoshino
    Putting Aki-sama aside,
[03:57] Yoshino
    I've been researching Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:01] Yoshino
    I can't find a weakness.
[04:02] Yoshino
    I can't figure out why
    she's so obsessed with you.
[04:07] Masamune
    So logically...
[04:09] Neko
    There's a boat over there, too.
[04:13] Masamune
    Well, don't worry, Master.
[04:15] ---
    No matter what happens, my only goal
    is to get revenge against Adagaki Aki.
[04:21] Masamune
    A Fujinomiya Neko or two coming at
    me with all she's got is no problem.
[04:26] Yoshino
    This is not the time to sound so carefree.
[04:28] Masamune
    Wait, is she angry at me?
[04:33] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[04:34] Yoshino
    If you don't do something
    about Aki-sama on this trip,
[04:38] Yoshino
    I will tell Aki-sama
[04:40] Yoshino
    everything that's happened thus far.
[04:51] Yuisaki
    Wait, what?
[04:52] Yuisaki
    What do you mean, I wasn't anything serious?
[04:55] Yuisaki
    Are you saying that didn't mean we
    were going out? And that's why...
[04:58] Yuisaki
    Hey, wait! Hear me out, Kenji! Ken—
[05:08] Yuisaki
    Ugh! That selfish bastard!
[05:11] ---
    What is it? What's wrong with me?
[05:13] Yuisaki
    That I have a face of a mistress?
    That I'm a different woman when drunk?
[05:15] Yuisaki
    That I sing death metal at karaoke?!
[05:17] Maid
    Yuisaki-san, the young lady has arrived.
[05:22] Yuisaki
    Right. I'll be right there.
[05:31] Tae
    So gorgeous!
[05:32] Kojuurou
    This is what a villa looks like?
[05:34] Tae
    To be able to stay somewhere
    like this is amazing!
[05:37] Masamune
    True, it's much fancier than I—
[05:40] ---
    No, no. There's no time to be in awe.
[05:44] Masamune
    Is she serious about telling her everything?
[05:46] Masamune
    That's so not fair.
[05:50] Aki
    Yuisaki-san should have arrived before us.
[05:53] Tae
    Yuisaki-san?
[05:55] Aki
    My father's secretary.
[05:56] Aki
    Since Yoshino's father was busy,
    she came along as a chaperone.
[06:02] Yuisaki
    Watching over the young lady of the
    house is part of the secretary's job.
[06:05] Yuisaki
    My sweet, adorable Aki-sama...
[06:08] Yuisaki
    You're the only one who
    can comfort me right now.
[06:13] Yuisaki
    Open the doors.
[06:17] Yuisaki
    You've had a long journey.
[06:19] Yuisaki
    We've been waiting for you, Aki-sama.
[06:22] Kojuurou
    Wow, she's really pretty!
[06:24] Tae
    She looks like an actress!
[06:25] Aki
    We'll be in your care, Yuisaki-san.
[06:28] Yuisaki
    It's no trouble at all.
[06:31] Yuisaki
    I heard that you were
    bringing a lot of friends...
[06:35] Yuisaki
    And a boy, too?!
[06:37] Yuisaki
    M-Milady, what's the meaning of this?
[06:40] Kojuurou
    I'm a boy, too.
[06:44] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I will tell Aki-sama everything.
[06:46] Masamune
    I can't be worried about
    appearances any longer.
[06:49] Masamune
    If I don't make Adagaki
    fall for me here, I'll...
[06:50] Aki
    W-Well, um...
[06:55] Masamune
    She's a Cruel Princess who
    bears her fangs at men,
[06:57] Yuisaki
    Who is that, milady?
[06:57] ---
    but she likes to look good
    in front of other women.
[07:00] Aki
    Well, um, uh...
[07:02] Masamune
    This is a super risky move,
    but I have to go out on a limb here.
[07:06] Masamune
    Yes!
[07:07] Masamune
    I am dating Adagaki-san!
[07:13] Masamune
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[07:18] Masamune
    That hurt!
[07:20] Aki
    You're the one saying things
    that prove your brain's fried!
[07:23] Masamune
    So what?! It's not that big a deal!
[07:24] Aki
    Yes, it is! It's a huge deal!
[07:27] Yuisaki
    Of course...
[07:30] Yuisaki
    If you were still going on
    about how much you hate men,
[07:33] Yuisaki
    I would have been worried.
[07:36] Aki
    Y-You think so?
[07:39] Yuisaki
    Of course! It's one thing if you're
    still in grade school or middle school,
[07:42] Yuisaki
    but if you were still saying
    you hated men in high school,
[07:46] Yuisaki
    if you'll pardon my saying so,
    it'd just be embarrassing.
[07:49] Yuisaki
    But I'm relieved.
[07:51] ---
    You have such a lovely boyfriend.
[07:54] Yuisaki
    Goodness, you should have told me!
[07:57] Aki
    R-Right...
[07:59] Yuisaki
    This should help with the lack of
    development in your breasts, as well.
[08:05] Aki
    I... I just thought it wasn't
    anything worth mentioning!
[08:10] Yuisaki
    Oh, come now. It's hard to find
    a boyfriend this handsome.
[08:14] Aki
    He's nothing special!
[08:16] Aki
    Come on, Makabe!
[08:17] Masamune
    Huh?
[08:18] Aki
    You wanted to go swimming, didn't you?
[08:22] Yuisaki
    That brat...
[08:25] Masamune
    Thank goodness you're so
    concerned about appearances.
[08:28] Aki
    And whose fault do you think this is?!
[08:31] Masamune
    You chose this yourself, Adagaki-san.
[08:36] Masamune
    Even though Adagaki Aki's the Cruel Princess
    who gives guys horrible nicknames,
[08:41] Masamune
    she chooses to maintain appearances
    in front of other girls.
[08:46] Masamune
    That was a really risky wager,
[08:48] ---
    but I read the situation correctly.
[08:51] Masamune
    Thank goodness the hot secretary
    lady wasn't harsh, either.
[08:54] Aki
    Well, if you hadn't said something so crazy...
[08:57] Masamune
    Ah, Yuisaki-san.
[09:08] Aki
    Listen well, Makabe. This is just
    for while we're on this island.
[09:11] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:12] Aki
    This is just an act,
[09:13] ---
    and you know what'll happen
    if you take it too far!
[09:16] Masamune
    Okay, got it! No problem.
[09:21] Masamune
    Of course, I'm not going to
    let it end as just an act.
[09:27] Masamune
    Behold! My perfect body
    glimmering in the sunlight!
[09:33] Tae
    It's the ocean!
[09:34] Tae
    Charge!
[09:36] Masamune
    Huh?
[09:38] Tae
    This feels so good!
[09:38] Kojuurou
    She's so energetic.
[09:40] Tae
    The water's amazing! Come on, everyone!
[09:40] Neko
    She might have been a dolphin or
    a female diver in her past life.
[09:44] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, you look as cool as ever.
[09:47] Masamune
    I'm happy for you, Kojuurou.
[09:50] Masamune
    You didn't have to wear one of the
    swimsuits the class rep picked out.
[09:50] (Flashback) Kojuurou
    No!
[09:53] Kojuurou
    Of course not! I'm a boy!
[09:55] ---
    Of course I'm going to wear a boy's!
[09:58] Masamune
    So why are you wearing a T-shirt?
[10:00] Kojuurou
    It's so I don't get sunburned.
[10:02] ---
    Isn't it cool? Rawr!
[10:04] Masamune
    Oh, I see...
[10:06] Neko
    You can never be too careful.
[10:09] Neko
    UV rays are an enemy to your skin.
[10:13] Neko
    Oh, yes, Masamune-sama...
[10:16] Neko
    Would you mind going over there
[10:18] Neko
    and helping me reapply my sunblock?
[10:22] Masamune
    E-Eek! A girl's body!
[10:24] Masamune
    No, wait! If that Yuisaki-san
    happens to see this,
[10:29] Masamune
    the chance I finally earned
    from the "we're dating" plan
[10:33] ---
    will go to waste!
[10:34] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, I, um... Uh...
[10:42] Neko
    Oh, my.
[10:44] Aki
    Why don't you go pull your
    cheap tricks somewhere else?
[10:47] Aki
    You heard Makabe. He's dating me.
[10:51] ---
    Stop trying to interfere.
[10:53] Masamune
    Wh-Whoa! To think she'd be
    the one to jump on this...
[10:59] Neko
    You don't seem nearly as upset
    as I'd expect, Aki-sama.
[11:02] Aki
    I'm saying this for your sake.
[11:05] Aki
    I'm sorry to drag you into this,
[11:07] ---
    but if Yuisaki-san saw this,
    she'd get the wrong idea.
[11:10] Aki
    Makabe would be the indecisive playboy,
[11:13] ---
    and you'd be the one getting played.
[11:15] Aki
    I'm sure that wouldn't look good
    for the Fujinomiya family, either.
[11:21] Neko
    Very well.
[11:23] Neko
    I will withdraw for the time being,
    since you're being so calm about this.
[11:28] Aki
    I'm glad you comprehend things so quickly.
[11:33] Masamune
    Huh? Where are we going?
[11:36] Aki
    Somewhere quiet. Come with me.
[11:39] Aki
    You're my boyfriend, aren't you?
[11:42] Masamune
    H-Hey, hey... Where is this going?
[11:56] Masamune
    We're completely alone now.
[12:03] Aki
    Makabe...
[12:07] Aki
    Bring me some carbs.
    It doesn't matter what kind.
[12:12] Masamune
    What?!
[12:13] Aki
    Brr, it's freezing.
[12:15] ---
    Go on, hurry it up.
[12:17] Aki
    If you ask Yuisaki-san,
    she'll prepare something for you.
[12:20] Masamune
    U-Um...
[12:21] Aki
    What?
[12:22] Masamune
    Wh-What happened to acting like we're dating?
[12:24] Aki
    No one will see us here.
[12:28] Aki
    There's not a single micron's worth
    of a point to continue this act
[12:31] ---
    where no one can see us.
[12:33] Aki
    Are you stupid?
[12:34] Masamune
    You damn bitch...
[12:39] Aki
    Well, if you want to continue, that's fine,
[12:42] ---
    but I still want the same thing.
[12:45] Aki
    Hurry and bring me my meal.
[12:48] Aki
    Do your best, darling.
[12:51] Masamune
    Yeah, yeah, I got it.
    Please be patient, honey.
[12:55] Aki
    If you walk, I'm divorcing you.
[12:59] Masamune
    Damn it all...
[13:00] Masamune
    Whether she's in the gym storage room or
    at the beach, that sadist never changes.
[13:04] Masamune
    Anyway, I can't let things go on like this.
[13:06] ---
    I need something that'll push
    this one step further.
[13:11] Masamune
    Um, excuse me.
[13:13] Yuisaki
    Oh, Makabe-kun.
[13:16] Yuisaki
    I see that Aki-sama hasn't changed.
[13:18] Masamune
    I'm very sorry about that.
[13:20] Yuisaki
    You must be a very kind boyfriend,
    to do this for your girlfriend.
[13:26] Masamune
    No, this much is normal.
[13:30] Masamune
    Um, may I ask you a question?
[13:33] Yuisaki
    Yes?
[13:34] Masamune
    Are there any fun locations on this island?
[13:37] Yuisaki
    Well... There's a club, a live music venue,
[13:42] ---
    and since you're a guy, there's a cabaret club.
[13:44] Masamune
    Er, I mean something that high-schoolers
    on summer break can enjoy.
[13:48] Yuisaki
    Oh, I see.
[13:50] Yuisaki
    Well...
[13:52] Yuisaki
    How about a test of courage?
[13:56] Masamune
    A test of courage?
[13:58] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[13:59] Masamune
    If I recall correctly, she doesn't
    handle scary things well.
[14:02] Masamune
    If I come to save her after her knees
    give out and she's unable to move...
[14:07] Yuisaki
    I guess that might be too childish.
[14:09] Masamune
    No, that's great!
[14:11] Masamune
    Everyone likes those!
    Is there a particular place?
[14:15] Yuisaki
    Yes. There's a perfect spot.
[14:19] Masamune
    Thank you.
[14:21] Yuisaki
    I won't tell you to blow up, you normie.
[14:24] ---
    You're free to love who you want, after all.
[14:27] Yuisaki
    But, but...
[14:29] Yuisaki
    But, but...
[14:31] Yuisaki
    It's a hundred years too early
    for a little brat like you!
[14:35] Yuisaki
    I'm going to send you straight to Hell!
[14:42] Yuisaki
    It was the year that I was hired as
    the secretary for the Adagaki family.
[14:46] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Yeah, we met at the concert, remember?
[14:50] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Huh? What do you mean you
    were just playing around?!
[14:52] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    What are you talking about?!
[14:54] Yuisaki
    Wait, Midori! You're at work!
[14:58] Yuisaki
    Crap, someone's here?
[15:08] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    M-Milady? Why are you crying?
[15:12] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Oh, where's that rather round
    boy you were playing with?
[15:18] (Flashback) Aki
    He's gone!
[15:22] (Flashback) Aki
    He's gone already.
[15:27] (Flashback) Aki
    I don't need anyone like him!
[15:31] Yuisaki
    So she chose pride over being coddled.
[15:34] ---
    What a cute little girl.
[15:37] Yuisaki
    Ever since then,
[15:39] ---
    the little lady was supposed to continue
    her destructive path of hating men.
[15:39] (Flashback) guyABC
    Adagaki-san!
[15:40] (Flashback) guyA
    Please...
[15:41] (Flashback) guyB
    Please...
[15:42] (Flashback) guyC
    Go out with me!
[15:47] Yuisaki
    Nice! Despite her elegant face,
[15:50] ---
    she's a hellish princess who
    tramples over the males.
[15:52] Yuisaki
    Gives me the chills!
[15:54] Yuisaki
    She could probably turn completely dark,
[15:56] ---
    take her negative, man-hating aura,
    and conquer the world with it.
[16:01] Yuisaki
    And yet...
[16:03] Yuisaki
    Where the hell did he come from?
[16:05] Yuisaki
    That little pissant with
    such a refreshing face?
[16:19] Tae
    Well, this definitely has me
    trembling with excitement.
[16:23] Aki
    Why do you seem so happy?
[16:26] Tae
    Did you say something?
[16:28] Aki
    I said good for you.
[16:30] Tae
    Yeah, really!
[16:33] Masamune
    Now!
[16:35] Masamune
    Let's decide what order we're going in.
[16:38] Masamune
    Who's first?
[16:41] Masamune
    Second?
[16:41] Kojuurou
    I-It's me.
[16:43] Masamune
    Third?
[16:44] Tae
    Me!
[16:44] Masamune
    Fourth?
[16:47] Masamune
    And I'm fifth.
[16:48] Neko
    It appears that I'm sixth and last.
[16:52] Masamune
    All right, let's get things rolling. Koiwai-san!
[16:55] Tae
    Good luck!
[16:57] Masamune
    You gave me a great suggestion, Yuisaki-san.
[17:01] Masamune
    This is the absolutely perfect stage.
[17:03] Tae
    I'm next!
[17:05] Masamune
    Allow me to explain. The starting
    order was definitely rigged.
[17:09] Masamune
    And once the Cruel Princess
    is too scared to move,
[17:12] Masamune
    I will come swooping in to
    save her from her distress.
[17:19] (Flashback) Masamune
    Let's go to the exit together, Adagaki-san.
[17:23] (Flashback) Aki
    M-Makabe... You'll forgive me?
[17:28] (Flashback) Masamune
    Well, I am your boyfriend.
[17:31] (Flashback) ---
    I know it's a bit late, but...
[17:34] (Flashback) Aki
    No, not just now... Be my boyfriend forever.
[17:38] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so reliable, darling.
[17:40] Masamune
    Awesome, awesome. Nice!
[17:41] Aki
    Huh? It went out?! It won't turn on!
[17:44] Aki
    What is this? Why isn't it working?
[17:44] Masamune
    Are you prepared to be scared
    out of your wits, Adagaki Aki?
[17:53] Tae
    Is it this way?
[17:54] Yuisaki
    You're none of my concern, brat.
[17:56] Tae
    I'll go this way.
[17:59] Yuisaki
    My only target is Makabe Masamune!
[18:02] Yuisaki
    I'm going to turn that hottie mask
    of yours into a frightened mess!
[18:06] Yuisaki
    Even Aki-sama will be able
    to get out of this dungeon.
[18:08] Yuisaki
    And you, her boyfriend, will be so
    frightened that your knees give out.
[18:11] Yuisaki
    There is nothing more embarrassing!
    The love between you will disappear!
[18:14] Yuiski
    Nothing will bring me more joy!
[18:17] Yuisaki
    Is Aki-sama next? Fear not.
[18:36] Yuisaki
    No!
[18:43] Aki
    Seriously, what's wrong with this thing?
[18:51] Both
    No!
[18:53] Masamune
    Here it comes!
[18:56] Masamune
    Are you all right, Adagaki-san?
[18:58] ---
    Huh?!
[19:02] Masamune
    Who the hell are you?
[19:05] Yuisaki
    Everyone, run!
[19:07] Masamune
    Yuisaki-san?
[19:11] Yuisaki
    No!
[19:19] Yuisaki
    This is a dream... This is a dream...
    This is a dream... This is a dream!
[19:21] Yuisaki
    An incident where everyone gets murdered
    on a desert island! A lustful serial killer!
[19:24] Yuisaki
    The names of the dead
    include Yuisaki Midori!
[19:27] Yuisaki
    No! I don't want everyone
    to find out how old I am!
[19:33] Neko
    Yuisaki-sama? What are you doing here?
[19:38] Neko
    Oh, dear...
[19:40] Neko
    It appears as though it's going to rain.
[19:42] Yuisaki
    N-No!
[19:46] Yuisaki
    This is a nightmare!
[19:56] Masamune
    Oh, are you awake?
[20:00] Masamune
    You shouldn't move.
[20:02] ---
    You hit your head, so you should stay still.
[20:06] Yuisaki
    I'm so sorry, I...
[20:10] Masamune
    You really startled me.
[20:12] ---
    I asked Koiwai-san to help
    me scare people a bit,
[20:16] Masamune
    but I didn't think you were going
    to participate too, Yuisaki-san.
[20:21] Yuisaki
    So that's how it is.
[20:23] Masamune
    But you must be a very
    reliable person, Yuisaki-san.
[20:28] ---
    I need to take after you.
[20:31] Yuisaki
    That's not true.
[20:33] ---
    You seem to be a boyfriend
    who cares for his girlfriend.
[20:35] Masamune
    That's not true.
[20:37] Yuisaki
    Huh?
[20:38] Masamune
    Actually, it's a lie that
     I'm going out with Adagaki-san.
[20:42] Masamune
    I came up with this test of courage
    because I wanted to show off to her.
[20:47] Masamune
    And I ended up getting you
    involved, too, so I'm sorry.
[20:51] Yuisaki
    He's a good kid.
[20:53] ---
    And yet I went this far
    because I was so prejudiced.
[21:00] Aki
    You're late, Makabe!
[21:02] Aki
    If you drop Yuisaki-san,
    I'll never forgive you!
[21:05] Yuisaki
    Milady...
[21:08] Aki
    B-But I'll say thank you, at least.
[21:13] Masamune
    Yuisaki-san, please don't tell
    Adagaki-san what I said...
[21:18] Yuisaki
    What are you talking about?
[21:19] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:20] Yuisaki
    I didn't hear anything.
[21:27] Masamune
    I ended up not getting any results.
[21:31] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[21:32] Masamune
    Yes, I'm sorry!
[21:34] Yoshino
    You don't have to be so on edge.
[21:37] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:38] Yoshino
    I'm telling you that your plan wasn't so bad.
[21:42] Yoshino
    Aki-sama cares about appearances,
[21:45] ---
    but she refuses to do things
    she truly doesn't like.
[21:48] Yoshino
    Doing that in front of Commando
    was probably a good thing.
[21:54] Yoshino
    So I won't tell Aki-sama.
[21:56] Masamune
    I-I see.
[21:58] Yoshino
    Don't let your guard down, Pig's Foot.
[22:01] Yoshino
    I have no intention of helping out
    a Pig's Foot who's not motivated.
[22:05] Masamune
    M-Master!