E1 - The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot

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[00:26] Masamune
    All right!
[00:27] Chinatsu
    Ew.
[00:28] Chinatsu
    The picture of vanity.
    We have a narcissist here.
[00:31] Masamune
    Chinatsu.
[00:32] Chinatsu
    A morning shampoo and shower,
[00:34] Chinatsu
    and to top it off, posing
    in front of the mirror.
[00:37] Chinatsu
    How vain could you be?
[00:40] Masamune
    I'm not vain! I'm just setting
    an example for myself!
[00:42] Masamune
    How can you eat junk food
    so early in the morning?
[00:45] Chinatsu
    Want some?
[00:45] Masamune
    Never!
[00:46] Chinatsu
    Okay.
[00:49] Masamune
    Jeez... I told you not to come
    into my room without permission.
[00:52] Chinatsu
    So cold! How could you forget our sibling bond
[00:55] Chinatsu
    just because we were living apart?
[01:00] Masamune
    I made a decision
[01:01] Masamune
    that I would never return to the days
    when I was so naïve and powerless.
[01:08] Kinue
    Good morning, Maa-kun, Chinatsu-chan.
[01:11] Kinue
    Breakfast is ready.
SIGN    Milk
[01:15] Kinue
    You loved donuts when you were
    little, didn't you, Maa-kun?
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[01:19] Kinue
    They're loaded with sugar!
[01:20] Kinue
    The fried chicken's fresh out of the fryer, too.
[01:23] Kinue
    Can't you hear them sizzling?
[01:25] Masamune
    Er, no thanks...
[01:28] Kinue
    Chinatsu!
[01:29] Kinue
    Maa-kun just said he hates his mommy!
[01:32] Kinue
    And when we're finally able
    to live together again!
[01:35] Chinatsu
    Yeah, yeah. Seems like Onii-chan
    got rid of a lot of baggage.
[01:39] Masamune
    I'm heading out.
[01:41] Kinue
    Maa-kun!
[01:46] Masamune
    Like I could eat something that high
    in calories so early in the morning.
[01:57] Masamune
    "Everything depends on
    whether you're hot or not."
[02:00] Masamune
    This is my motto.
[02:02] Masamune
    If you're not a hot guy, you're not human.
[02:05] Masamune
    Even a normal guy attains
    birth in the Pure Land,
[02:07] Masamune
    so it goes without saying that a hot guy will.
[02:18] Girl
    Hey, what are you gawking at?
[02:26] Girl
    Let me see your cell phone!
[02:28] Guy
    You've got the wrong idea!
    I was just sending a text!
[02:31] Girl
    You're lying. No one holds a
    phone that way to type a text!
[02:34] Guy
    Seriously, it's not what you think!
[02:36] Girl
    Then hurry up and let me see your phone!
[02:36] Masamune
    My sin should be much
    worse than that poor fool
[02:38] Girl
    Yeah!
[02:39] Masamune
    who took out his cell phone
    without thinking.
[02:42] Girl
    Wait, are you Makabe Masamune-kun?
[02:45] Masamune
    Y-Yes...
[02:47] Girl
    I knew it!
[02:48] Girl
    Who's that?
[02:48] Girl
    Makabe-kun. He transferred here last week.
[02:50] Girl
    Oh, are you interested in tennis?
[02:53] Girl
    Would you like to practice with us?
[02:55] Masamune
    Er, no...
[02:57] Girl
    Did you really get a perfect
    score on the transfer exam?
[02:59] Girl
    Wow!
[03:00] Girl
    I saw you playing soccer! You looked so cool!
[03:03] Masamune
    Oh, man... Could this be...
[03:09] Masamune
    You're too kind. I was
    actually admiring how hard
[03:12] Masamune
    all of you were practicing.
[03:15] Masamune
    Well, keep up the good work.
[03:21] Girl
    So cool!
[03:22] Girl
    I'm in love!
[03:22] Masamune
    "Everything depends on whether
    you're hot or not"... I guess it's true.
[03:26] Masamune
    My plan may work after all!
[03:35] Girl
    Shigeo-senpai is going to confess his love?
[03:37] Girl
    To the Cruel Princess?
[03:39] Guy
    I bet she'll finally break this time.
[03:40] Guy
    I know she's the Cruel Princess and all,
    but Shigeo-senpai is a super hot guy.
[03:46] Guys
    She's here!
[03:49] Shigeo
    You came, my bashful little Rapunzel!
[03:53] Shigeo
    There's no need to be shy.
    I'm used to people staring at me.
[03:56] Shigeo
    That's why I want your answer,
    right here, right now.
[04:00] Aki
    Well, that's good, then.
[04:03] Aki
    Yamada Shigeo-senpai from class 3-C,
[04:05] Masamune
    What's going on?
[04:07] Aki
    thank you very much for asking me out.
[04:11] Masamune
    A public confession of love?
[04:12] Aki
    Because of this, I had one of my servants
[04:15] Aki
    run a background check on you.
[04:18] Shigeo
    Huh?
[04:19] Aki
    As a result, I see that...
[04:22] Aki
    you recently went to the bookstore by
    the station to buy the new volume of
[04:25] Aki
    "Oh, Jeez! I'm Ryuubi Gentoku in a
    Genderswapped 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'"
[04:29] Aki
    and then hid it in a college workbook.
[04:31] Guys
    "Genderswapped"?
[04:34] Aki
    Also, I don't think unnaturally staring at
[04:36] Aki
    an underclassman's upper arm flab
    is a very favorable hobby.
[04:40] Aki
    I also wonder about your internet-serialized
    empowerment-fantasy novel
[04:43] Aki
    whose protagonist shares your name, "Shigeo."
[04:47] Shigeo
    W-Wait...
[04:48] Shigeo
    I can explain...
[04:51] Shigeo
    You've got it all wrong!
[04:53] Aki
    And you always have
[04:55] Aki
    a single hair growing from
    the mole on your chest.
[04:59] Aki
    From the bottom of my heart,
    I grant you this name.
SIGN    Moleo
[05:10] ---
    Moleo...
[05:15] Girl
    And I really liked Yamada-kun, too.
[05:18] Girl
    But if he's "Moleo"...
[05:19] Guy
    That's the Cruel Princess for you.
[05:21] Guy
    She's merciless.
[05:27] Masamune
    The city is scary... The city is scary...
[05:34] Masamune
    No... I can't lose my nerve
    over something like this.
[05:37] Masamune
    My battle's just begu—
SIGN    #1 "The Boy Who Was Called Pig's Foot"
[07:22] (Flashback) Yoshino
    I'll never fall in love with you.
[07:25] Masamune
    No...
[07:27] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You're just...
[07:27] Masamune
    No!
[07:32] Masamune
    C-Crap! I totally let my guard down!
[07:35] Tae
    Hey, Makabe! You're slacking off!
[07:38] Masamune
    Right! I'm sorry!
[07:40] Masamune
    Er, huh?
[07:42] Tae
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
    You were sound asleep.
[07:45] Masamune
    Oh, it's you, Class Rep Futaba.
[07:48] Tae
    But that just means you're
    finally adjusting to this school.
[07:51] Tae
    As the class rep, I feel relieved.
[07:55] Masamune
    Hot guys can get away with sleeping
    in class, and even drooling?
[07:58] Kojuurou
    Oh, Makabe-kun's awake.
[08:01] Masamune
    Sh-Shuri-kun.
[08:03] Kojuurou
    You can just call me Kojuurou.
[08:05] Kojuurou
    You haven't had lunch yet, right?
[08:07] Kojuurou
    If you go now, the school store
    will just be sold out, so...
[08:10] Masamune
    O-Oh, thanks. You're a lifesaver.
[08:14] Masamune
    This bread has a full meal's
    worth of calories...
SIGN    A Man's Yakisoba Bread
SIGN    Spicy!!
[08:17] Masamune
    Not to mention it's mostly carbs!
[08:19] Masamune
    I'll have to do an extra hundred
    crunches when I get home.
[08:22] Kojuurou
    You're amazing, Makabe-kun. You get good
    grades, but don't act stuck up at all.
[08:26] Kojuurou
    You're good at sports, too.
[08:28] Kojuurou
    And you're good-looking!
[08:30] Masamune
    Oh, stop.
[08:32] Masamune
    And I hear you're quite popular
    with a certain crowd
[08:34] Masamune
    that calls you "Kojuurou-kyun,
    the designated bottom."
[08:37] Kojuurou
    There is one other person who's as
[08:40] Kojuurou
    highly accomplished as you, but...
[08:42] Tae
    Oh, you mean that one?
[08:43] Masamune
    "That one"?
[08:44] Kojuurou
    Yeah, the one who...
[08:48] Aki
    Is Tanabe Akio here?
[08:57] Masamune
    That's the girl from this morning...
[09:01] Aki
    You'll do just fine. Answer me.
[09:04] Aki
    Is Tanabe Akio here or not?
[09:08] Masamune
    Um, uh...
[09:12] Tanabe
    Th-That's me.
[09:20] Aki
    "I fell for how dignified you look in PE class."
[09:23] Aki
    Simply put, you like how
    my legs look in shorts.
[09:30] Aki
    From now on, I'll call you "Pudding Prince."
[09:42] Aki
    Let's go, Yoshino.
[09:46] Masamune
    Wh-What's with her?
[09:50] Kojuurou
    She has the best grades in our
    year and is really beautiful,
[09:53] Kojuurou
    but her personality is nothing
    like yours, Makabe-kun.
[09:55] Tae
    On top of that, she really hates guys
[09:58] Tae
    and gives anyone who asks her out
[09:59] Guy
    Yikes... You okay?
[10:00] Tae
    cruel nicknames and drives them off.
[10:01] Guy
    Hang in there.
[10:03] Kojuurou
    That's why they call her the "Cruel Princess."
[10:06] Kojuurou
    Her name is Adagaki Aki-san.
[10:08] Kojuurou
    She's the daughter of the
    head of the Adagaki Group.
[10:11] Masamune
    Adagaki...?
[10:15] Tae
    Makabe-kun?
[10:16] Kojuurou
    What's the matter?
[10:20] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki...
[10:22] Masamune
    That's her?
[10:35] Masamune
    Who would've thought
[10:37] Masamune
    I'd run into her again so soon?
[10:41] Kaneko
    Aki-sama, would you like another cup of tea?
[10:44] Aki
    Thank you. I would.
[10:47] Mizuno
    These are chocolates I ordered
    from a chocolatier in Brussels.
[10:50] Mizuno
    Please, try one.
[10:52] Aki
    How lovely. But I'm going to pass for now.
[10:56] Masamune
    It looks like what Kojuurou
    told me was correct,
[10:59] Masamune
    but she seems to have a lot
    of girls as her lackeys.
[11:01] Aki
    Oh, Sonoka. Your ribbon's coming loose.
[11:06] Kaneko
    Aki-sama...
[11:09] Masamune
    I thought she'd be feared by girls, too,
[11:12] Masamune
    but I guess that's not the case.
[11:13] Kojuurou
    Apparently some girls think she's
    cool because she's so blunt.
[11:16] Masamune
    Is that how it works?
[11:18] Kojuurou
    But the one who's always with her is
[11:21] Kojuurou
    Koiwai Yoshino-san.
[11:24] Masamune
    Anything else?
[11:25] Kojuurou
    Anything else?
[11:26] Masamune
    Yeah, like her type, her likes
    and dislikes, or her tendencies.
[11:29] Kojuurou
    I'm not sure. I can't say
    I've heard much about that.
[11:32] Kojuurou
    I think the only thing I've heard is
    that she likes to eat lunch alone.
[11:36] Aki
    If you'll excuse me.
[11:39] Kaneko
    Farewell, Aki-sama.
[11:41] Mizuno
    Farewell.
[11:42] Kiba
    Bye-bye, Aki-sama.
[11:48] Masamune
    Huh...
[11:50] Masamune
    So she's usually in a harem situation
    with all these girls waiting on her,
[11:54] Masamune
    but that's not the case when she's eating.
[11:57] Masamune
    I'm going to have to look into this.
[11:59] Kojuurou
    I wouldn't do that, Makabe-kun.
[12:02] Kojuurou
    She'll probably do something awful to you.
[12:04] Masamune
    I won't have to worry about
    that! I don't think.
[12:07] Kojuurou
    You think so?
[12:08] Masamune
    Oh, crap.
[12:11] Kojuurou
    I wonder what's up with Makabe-kun.
[12:18] Masamune
    I messed up.
[12:20] Masamune
    Where did
[12:21] Masamune
    she go?
[12:25] Masamune
    Now that I actually want to find her,
    I realize this school is huge.
[12:29] Masamune
    That's...
[12:33] Masamune
    There's no doubt about it.
    That's one of Adagaki Aki's lackeys.
[12:36] Masamune
    I definitely remember that unfortunate aura.
[12:52] Masamune
    Something seems fishy...
[13:03] Masamune
    What could she be doing there?
[13:06] Yoshino
    I bought them.
[13:08] Aki
    What took you so long, Yoshino?
    I got tired of waiting.
[13:11] Yoshino
    Sorry, but there were only
    two cutlet sandwiches.
[13:15] Aki
    Then you could have just
    bought something else.
[13:18] Aki
    Have you no sense?
[13:20] Masamune
    Bingo! I've found you, Adagaki Aki!
[13:24] Masamune
    What's that metal case?
[13:34] Masamune
    A spider!
[13:46] Masamune
    Heya.
[13:51] Masamune
    Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop.
[13:54] Masamune
    I just happened to see her walk in here.
[13:57] Aki
    Are you saying that you
    didn't think I'd be in here?
[14:00] Masamune
    Right.
[14:02] Masamune
    Who the hell would expect to
    find the great Adagaki Aki
[14:06] Masamune
    eating alone in the gym storage room?
[14:09] Masamune
    And the idea that she loves
    high-calorie meals that are
[14:11] Masamune
    ideal for people who do physical labor...
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
SIGN    High in Calories
[14:14] Aki
    You're in the way, so would you mind leaving?
[14:17] Masamune
    Don't worry about it.
[14:19] Masamune
    I'm sure there are some athletic girls who
[14:21] Masamune
    eat slightly bigger lunches like that.
[14:24] Masamune
    Heck, my little sister...
[14:27] Yoshino
    Would you like your bread now?
[14:29] Aki
    Later is fine.
[14:38] Aki
    I-I can't help it!
[14:40] Aki
    If I just eat like everyone else,
    I get hungry again right away.
[14:43] Aki
    I'm prone to hypoglycemia, so I always
    have to make sure I get enough sugar.
[14:47] Aki
    I thought I seriously might have
    a parasite, so I had tests done,
[14:50] Aki
    but they didn't find anything.
[14:51] Aki
    Anyway, I have to do everything I can to
    make sure my stomach doesn't rumble.
[14:55] Aki
    You don't hear a normal girl's
    stomach rumbling, ever!
[14:58] Aki
    Or what? Do you want my stomach
    making noises as loud as Big Ben?
[15:02] Aki
    Is that what you're into?!
[15:06] Masamune
    O-Oh, yeah... I just remembered
    somewhere I have to be.
[15:14] Aki
    What's your name?
[15:17] Masamune
    Makabe.
[15:21] Aki
    Tell anyone about this, and you'll regret it.
[15:24] Masamune
    But I've just been dealt a trump card!
[15:35] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, I hear you're
    friendly with Adagaki-san now.
[15:38] Masamune
    Where did that come from?
[15:40] Kojuurou
    That's the rumor in our class. Whoa, whoa...
[15:44] Kojuurou
    Everyone thinks the Cruel Princess
    might finally fall this time.
[15:49] Masamune
    Oh, man...
[15:51] Masamune
    It's not like that at all.
[15:58] Masamune
    In reality, she's only been
    mean to me ever since.
[16:02] Masamune
    Are they that delusional?
[16:04] Masamune
    Girls are scary when it comes to love.
[16:08] Masamune
    Someone that pretty is able
    to eat that super hefty meal.
[16:12] Masamune
    No one would believe that... right?
SIGN    Back to Your Dog House
[16:18] Masamune
    What am I, a dog?!
[16:20] Masamune
    Ow!
[16:23] Kojuurou
    A-Are you okay?
[16:26] Tae
    What's wrong?
[16:27] Girl
    Are you okay? Do you need
    to go to the nurse's office?
[16:29] Masamune
    No, I'm fine.
[16:33] Tanabe
    Don't get full of yourself.
[16:42] Girl
    Makabe-kun, are you okay?
[16:44] Girl
    Are you hurt?
[16:46] Masamune
    I guess it's not only girls who are
    like that when it comes to love.
[16:50] Masamune
    That's really annoying, but I
    can use that to my advantage.
SIGN    Hours of Operation Open Year-Round
[16:55] Mizuno
    Farewell, Aki-sama.
[16:57] Aki
    See you tomorrow.
[16:57] Kiba
    Bye-bye!
[16:58] Kaneko
    Farewell!
[17:06] Aki
    Yoshino.
[17:08] Aki
    Yoshino, wake up!
[17:12] Aki
    I'm so hungry that I might faint.
[17:14] Aki
    Go buy me something to eat.
[17:16] Yoshino
    Right now?
[17:18] Aki
    Yes. Hurry.
[17:19] Yoshino
    What would you like?
    Something with rice, or bread?
[17:22] Aki
    I told you, I'm about to faint.
[17:24] Aki
    It doesn't matter what it is.
    Just hurry up and go buy it.
[17:27] Yoshino
    Right.
[17:44] Aki
    I ate a proper lunch.
[17:47] Aki
    It seems my body's calorie
    consumption is getting worse...
[17:51] Aki
    How far did Yoshino go, anyway?
[17:55] Tanabe
    You're in quite a hurry.
    Do you have a date with Makabe?
[18:01] Aki
    You're the Pudding Pr—
[18:02] Tanabe
    Shut up!
[18:04] Aki
    Oh, but it's such a fitting nickname.
[18:07] Aki
    You don't like—
[18:09] Tanabe
    You ripped up my letter,
    but Makabe's just fine?
[18:12] Tanabe
    Must be nice to be a hot guy.
[18:14] Aki
    Looks don't matter. Let go of me.
[18:17] Tanabe
    You think you're such a princess,
    looking down on everyone else!
[18:24] Aki
    Don't!
[18:35] Masamune
    I always thought something like
    this might happen eventually.
[18:39] Masamune
    Because you're so scary, Adagaki-san.
[18:51] Masamune
    Are you hurt?
[18:53] Aki
    Th-That's what I should be asking you.
[18:55] Masamune
    This is nothing, as long as you're safe.
[19:02] Masamune
    O—
[19:05] Masamune
    Ow!
[19:07] Masamune
    Ow, ow! That seriously hurt, damn it!
[19:09] Masamune
    It so hurts! It frickin' hurts!
    I want to cry! I want to scream!
[19:12] Masamune
    Actually, can I just pass out?
[19:17] Masamune
    But now...
[19:18] Masamune
    I bet she can't be nasty to me anymore.
[19:22] Masamune
    Not only do I know Adagaki Aki's secret,
[19:25] Masamune
    but now I've saved her.
[19:27] Masamune
    Her pride won't let her get away with that.
[19:32] Masamune
    Don't make that face.
[19:34] Masamune
    Girls are much cuter when they're smiling.
[19:48] (Flashback) Masamune
    M-My daddy's super rich!
[19:52] Masamune
    Let me make a confession. I was a fatty.
[19:54] Masamune
    On top of that, I was a snobby
    rich kid and a target of bullies.
[19:59] (Flashback) Aki
    What are you all doing in front of my house?
[20:02] Masamune
    Back then, Adagaki Aki looked like
[20:05] Masamune
    a savior to me.
[20:07] Masamune
    Until that fateful moment...
[20:11] (Flashback) Aki
    I won't fall for you.
[20:14] (Flashback) Aki
    You're just a Pig's Foot!
[20:19] Masamune
    This is revenge, Adagaki Aki.
[20:23] Masamune
    I hate you and despise you
    so much that I can't bear it.
[20:27] Masamune
    That's why I'm going to do whatever it takes
[20:31] Masamune
    to make you fall in love with me now.
[20:37] Masamune
    And when she really does, it'll all be over.
[20:40] Masamune
    I'll tell her who I am, then dump her
    in the most awesome way possible.
[20:45] Masamune
    I call it the "Dead or Love Plan."
[20:54] Kinue
    Oh, Maa-kun seems to be in a good mood.
[20:57] Chinatsu
    Gross.
[21:01] Girl
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:03] Masamune
    Morning.
[21:04] Tae
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:05] Masamune
    Good morning, Futaba-san.
[21:07] Tae
    What happened to your hand?
[21:09] Masamune
    Oh, I was just a bit clumsy.
[21:11] Tae
    I didn't know you could be clumsy,
    Makabe-kun. How surprising.
[21:14] Masamune
    That sexy contrast between hot
    and clumsy! Score one for me!
[21:27] Masamune
    Good morning, Tanabe-kun.
[21:29] Tanabe
    G-Good morning...
[21:32] Tanabe
    Sorry about yesterday.
[21:33] Masamune
    Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
[21:37] Tae
    Huh? What? What happened?
[21:40] Masamune
    It's a secret.
[21:46] Kojuurou
    Good morning, Makabe-kun.
[21:47] Masamune
    Morning.
[21:56] Kojuurou
    Wow, a love letter? Nice.
[21:58] Masamune
    Oh, I'm not sure about that...
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[22:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[22:05] Masamune
    Could it be...
[22:06] Masamune
    I've already been found out?