E3 - Yoshino's Magic Show

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[00:00] Students
    Supplementary classes for a month?!
[00:02] Tae
    Apparently it was just
    decided at a staff meeting.
[00:06] Tae
    If there's even one failing grade
    on our proficiency tests,
[00:09] Tae
    the whole class has to take
    supplementary classes!
[00:11] Students
    What?!
[00:12] Students
    That's not good.
[00:20] Tae
    What should we do? We're
    in a bind, Masamune-kun.
[00:23] Masamune
    Yeah, we're gonna have to work hard.
[00:26] Tae
    I'm sure it'll be easy for you.
[00:28] Masamune
    Nah. The people who really
    have it easy are... well...
[00:32] Masamune
    They look like him.
[00:37] Masamune
    You don't look worried at all about
    the proficiency test, Kojuurou.
[00:40] Kojuurou
    Yeah. We need to work hard.
[00:43] Kojuurou
    I only managed single-digit grades
    in all subjects on our midterms.
[00:46] Kojuurou
    I'm hoping to get double-digit
    grades this time.
[00:50] Masamune
    I had no idea he was that stupid!
[00:52] Tae
    Kojuurou-kyun is bound for
    the supplementary classes!
[00:55] Tae
    If he ends up losing even more weight
    and becomes more of a bottom, I...
[00:58] Masamune
    Hold up. You're into that stuff, Futaba-san?
[01:01] Tae
    Well, bromance and bromance
    are two different things.
[01:04] Masamune
    They're the same word, but I can tell you
    mean them in totally different ways!
[01:09] Kojuurou
    I don't want to take supplementary classes.
[01:13] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun?
[01:14] Masamune
    We're going to start studying
    right now, Kojuurou!
[01:17] Tae
    Wait, what? Where are you
    two going to hole up?
[01:21] Masamune
    Stop making up weird fantasies.
SIGN    Study Hall
SIGN    Four-Character Kanji Compounds
SIGN    Modern Literature
[02:56] Sign
    English Essay Training
SIGN    #3 "Yoshino's Magic Show"
[02:58] Masamune
    First, I have to find out
[03:00] Masamune
    what you know and what you don't know.
[03:02] Kojuurou
    There's no point in starting now.
[03:05] Masamune
    How did you even get into this school?
[03:07] Kojuurou
    It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:09] Masamune
    What the heck are the other six?
[03:11] Aki
    It really is amazing that we
    ended up in the same school.
[03:15] Yoshino
    It's apparently one of the seven wonders.
[03:17] Aki
    What are the other six?
[03:18] Masamune
    They're having a similar
    conversation right next to us...
[03:26] Masamune
    H-Hey, what a coincidence.
    Are you two studying for a test, too?
[03:30] Aki
    I was just helping out Yoshino.
[03:32] Aki
    If the rumors are true, we'll end
    up in supplementary classes.
[03:35] Masamune
    Wait, what?
[03:37] Masamune
    She seems like she should be smart,
    but her grades are that bad?
[03:42] Kojuurou
    Looks like we're in the
    same boat, Koiwai-san.
[03:44] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun's teaching me, too.
[03:47] Aki
    Wow. I'm surprised that
[03:49] Aki
    you're able to teach anyone anything.
[03:51] Masamune
    Well, I study when I need to.
[03:54] Aki
    I see you're as overconfident as ever,
[03:57] Aki
    despite falling for something so simple.
[04:00] Aki
    Hopefully you won't trip up again.
[04:06] (Flashback) Yoshino
    If you leave things to me,
[04:08] (Flashback) Yoshino
    you could exchange email addresses
    and go on dates all you want.
[04:13] Masamune
    If you're going to say all that,
    why don't we make a wager?
[04:16] Aki
    Huh?
[04:17] Masamune
    It'll be a contest.
[04:19] Masamune
    Will it be me and Kojuurou
[04:21] Masamune
    or you and Koiwai-san that scores
    higher on the proficiency test?
[04:27] Masamune
    If I win, go on a date with me.
[04:30] Kojuurou
    M-Makabe-kun?!
[04:33] Aki
    Why would it even come to that?
[04:36] Masamune
    Not feeling so confident now?
[04:38] Aki
    That's not the point.
[04:40] Aki
    Besides, what's in it for me if
    I do participate in that wager?
[04:43] Masamune
    If you win, Adagaki-san,
[04:45] Masamune
    you can give me whatever
    nickname you'd like.
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[04:49] Masamune
    I'll stick that nickname on my back
[04:51] [SONG] Sign
    Pig's Foot
[04:51] Masamune
    and go through high school with
    it on my back until I graduate.
[04:55] Aki
    Well, that sounds entertaining.
[04:57] Aki
    But that won't be enough.
[05:01] Aki
    If I win, you'll have to pay for
    my lunch until I say it's enough.
[05:05] Masamune
    Fine.
[05:12] Aki
    Don't come crying to me later.
[05:15] Kojuurou
    M-Makabe-kun, I'm not sure about this.
[05:18] Masamune
    It'll be fine.
[05:20] Masamune
    If what she said was true,
[05:22] Masamune
    this won't be two against two,
    but three against one.
[05:32] Yoshino
    Um, Aki-sama...
[05:35] Yoshino
    Don't you need to study?
[05:38] Aki
    Are you suggesting that I'd lose to Makabe?
[05:41] Yoshino
    No, but, um...
[05:45] Yoshno
    I heard that he got a perfect
    score on the transfer exam.
[05:50] Aki
    He did?
[05:52] Yoshino
    He's apparently the first person
    to do that at our school.
[05:55] Aki
    I thought he was just some gross
    narcissist... That's why I...
[05:58] Yoshino
    Aki-sama.
[05:59] Yoshino
    I will support you all the way.
[06:02] Yoshino
    but if it comes down to it,
SIGN    Guidebook
[06:06] Yoshino
    please use this.
[06:11] Aki
    "If it comes down to it"?
    This is never going to happen!
[06:15] Aki
    Anyway, you just need to study!
[06:18] Aki
    I'll support you as much as you need.
[06:20] Yoshino
    I'm very sorry.
SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino
[06:23] Masamune
    Crap...
[06:25] Masamune
    Come to think of it, this is the
    first time I've ever called a girl.
[06:29] Masamune
    Am I okay with Koiwai-san being my first?
[06:33] Masamune
    But if I don't call her now, I won't be
    able to talk to her about the bet.
[06:37] Masamune
    But then again...
SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:40] Masamune
    She's calling!
[06:43] Masamune
    Sh-Should I answer?
[06:45] Masamune
    Am I okay with giving my first time
    being called by a girl to Koiwai-san?
SIGN    Incoming Call Koiwai Yoshino
[06:53] Masamune
    Whatever! H-Hello?
[06:56] Yoshino
    You take too long to answer.
[06:57] Masamune
    Well, as a guy, I needed to prepare myself.
[07:01] Masamune
    Oh, so about the wager,
    you'll help me out, right?
[07:06] Yoshino
    I can't.
[07:07] Masamune
    Huh?
[07:08] Yoshino
    Even if you suddenly make
    a decision like that
[07:10] Yoshino
    on your own, I have my own timing.
[07:13] Masamune
    Wait a sec! But...
[07:15] Masamune
    Huh? "Don't make the people live,
    but don't kill them"?
[07:18] Masamune
    Are we talking about Tokugawa Ieyasu here?
[07:20] Masamune
    How could this... Why?!
SIGN    Math Test
[07:24] Kojuurou
    S-Sorry, Makabe-kun.
[07:26] Kojuurou
    I'm doing my best to study,
    but if all else fails,
SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom
[07:29] Kojuurou
    I'll have her give me an
    embarrassing nickname, too.
SIGN    Great General Designated Bottom
SIGN    Pig's Foot
[07:33] Masamune
    No, you don't need to go that far.
[07:45] Aki
    When was the Crimean War?
[07:46] Masamune
    1853.
[07:48] Aki
    What kind of cell division occurs
    in order for gametes to form?
[07:52] Masamune
    Meiosis.
[07:53] Aki
    "I even cough alone."
[07:54] Masamune
    Ozaki Housai.
[07:55] Aki
    What's the Earth's mass?
[07:57] Masamune
    5.972 × 10^24 kilograms.
[08:00] Aki
    What is a way to say "Your mom
    has an outie" in English?
[08:02] Masamune
    Son of a bitch!
[08:07] Masamune
    Right now, we're about even.
[08:10] Masamune
    I need to put more pressure
    on her, or we're in trouble.
[08:13] Masamune
    At this point, it's going to come
    down to our own abilities.
[08:57] Chinatsu
    No way...
[08:58] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan's actually studying
    instead of working out.
[09:01] Kinue
    Maa-kun said he has a very
    important test tomorrow.
[09:04] Chinatsu
    Huh...
[09:05] Kinue
    I'm thinking about making
    Maa-kun's lunch tomorrow.
[09:09] Masamune
    It has to be low in calories,
    high in protein, with no grease.
[09:12] Kinue
    I'll go all-out and make a
    character-themed lunch!
[09:15] Chinatsu
    Oh, I want one, too!
[09:17] Masamune
    Whatever. Even without Koiwai-san's help,
[09:21] Masamune
    I just have to win tomorrow.
[09:30] Masamune
    Well, Kojuurou, do you think you'll make it?
[09:33] Kojuurou
    For now. It's all thanks to you, Makabe-kun.
[09:36] Masamune
    All right. Now all we have left
    is math in the afternoon.
[09:40] Masamune
    I was extra attentive in teaching him math,
    so we should have a good chance.
[09:45] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, let's eat lunch.
[09:47] Kojuurou
    I used my head too much, and now I'm hungry.
[09:49] Masamune
    Sure. I'll go buy some drinks.
[10:04] Yoshino
    I'm sorry.
[10:05] Masamune
    Huh? No, it's fine.
[10:07] Masamune
    It was weird of me to rely on you
[10:09] Masamune
    for a fight I decided to undertake myself.
[10:14] Masamune
    And as a result, I got tons of studying in,
[10:18] Masamune
    so Kojuurou and I are both in top form today.
[10:21] Masamune
    We're not gonna lose.
[10:24] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:27] Yoshino
    Drink that, and do your best
    on the rest of the tests.
[10:29] Masamune
    But you can't help me out, right?
[10:31] Masamune
    Should you be cheering me on?
[10:34] Yoshino
    It doesn't matter now.
SIGN    Mommy
[10:46] Masamune
    What was that about?
SIGN    Test Math
[10:50] Teacher
    Stay focused until the very end, all of you.
[10:53] Teacher
    Begin!
[10:55] Masamune
    Good. These are all questions
    I anticipated. Now I can...
[11:01] Masamune
    I think... my...
[11:04] Masamune
    stomach hurts.
[11:06] Masamune
    This pain... Could it be...
[11:10] (Flashback) Yoshino
    It doesn't matter now.
[11:12] Masamune
    Did she actually mean...
[11:14] Yoshino
    It doesn't matter, because I made
    the necessary preparations.
[11:16] Masamune
    Is that what she meant?!
[11:18] Masamune
    She must've put laxatives or
    something in that coffee,
[11:22] Masamune
    as an assassin for Adagaki!
[11:23] Masamune
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[11:25] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki and Koiwai Yoshino!
[11:28] Masamune
    You're both my enemies after all!
[11:30] Masamune
    How dare you do something so low just
    because you can't win otherwise?!
[11:34] Masamune
    You won't get away with this.
[11:40] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun!
[11:42] Kojuurou
    Huh?
[11:56] Masamune
    Hey!
[11:59] Girl
    M-Makabe-kun? Oh, my...
    Did you need something from me?
[12:03] Masamune
    Er, uh, I was looking for Adagaki-san.
[12:06] Girl
    Adagaki-san? She's not here today.
[12:09] Masamune
    Huh?
[12:09] Girl
    Apparently she's out with a fever. Right?
[12:13] Yoshino
    Yeah.
[12:15] Masamune
    Wait a minute...
[12:16] Masamune
    Does that mean we had already won
[12:19] Masamune
    by the time that happened earlier?
[12:22] Masamune
    Then why would she give me laxatives?
[12:29] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, did you eat the
    lunch that Mom made?
[12:29] [Messenger] Sign
    Messages
SIGN    Sister
[12:29] [SONG] Sign
    Edit
[12:32] Chinatsu
    The eggs in the omelet
    were bad. It was so sour!
[12:35] Masamune
    That stupid old hag...
[12:40] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun, do your best in
    the supplementary class!
[12:43] Masamune
    Yeah, I will.
SIGN    Supplementary Class
[12:47] Masamune
    How am I the only one that has
    to take supplementary classes?
[12:59] Teach
    There's a method where you
    find the common factor.
[13:02] Teach
    It can be "x" or, as you see here,
[13:06] Teach
    it could be the function where
[13:07] Masamune
    Well, I guess
[13:08] Teach
    the factor is inside the parentheses.
[13:10] Masamune
    this sort of counts as a date.
[13:15] girlA
    Wow, look at that.
[13:17] girlB
    He looks so cool!
[13:19] girlB
    But with that look, he must be going on a date.
[13:23] (Flashback) masamune
    Huh? A date?
[13:25] (Flashback) masamune
    But didn't that wager end in a draw?
[13:28] (Flashback) Yoshino
    The fact that you're giving up
    there is your flaw, Pig's Foot.
[13:31] Masamune
    Don't call me Pig's Foot!
[13:33] (Flashback) Yoshino
    Sunday at noon.
[13:34] (Flashback) Yoshino
    You'll meet up at the station.
[13:37] Yoshino
    Aki-sama will definitely show up. Bye.
[13:40] (Flashback) Masamune
    Hey!
[13:43] Masamune
    If what she said on the phone was true,
[13:46] Masamune
    then at long last...
[13:48] ---
    Adagaki Aki and I...
[13:50] PersonA
    Whoa, look at how she's dressed.
[13:53] PersonB
    What the hell? Is that for a
    part-time job or something?
[13:59] Masamune
    Adagaki Aki is standing where
    we're supposed to meet
[14:02] Masamune
    and wearing a transformation
    magical girl cosplay?
[14:06] Masamune
    It's that one show. The anime that
    used to be on Sunday mornings.
[14:09] Otaku
    Um,
[14:11] Otaku
    can I get a picture?
[14:13] Aki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[14:15] Otaku
    It's really well-made!
[14:17] Otaku
    You're cosplaying Whitening-san, right?
[14:19] Aki
    I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
[14:21] Masamune
    Adagaki-san!
[14:23] Aki
    M-Makabe!
[14:26] Masamune
    A-Are you all right?
[14:28] Otaku
    Tch. 3D girls are so lame.
[14:31] Aki
    This is why I hate disgusting men.
[14:34] Aki
    I give you the nickname
[14:36] Aki
    "Acidic Cleanser and Rag."
    "Acid Rag" for short.
[14:38] Masamune
    The fact that it sounds less threatening
    when you shorten it is frightening.
[14:42] Aki
    Anyway, the menace is gone now. Let's go.
[14:45] Masamune
    You're not gonna explain
    why you're dressed like that?
[14:47] Aki
    Huh?
[14:49] Aki
    Oh, dear.
[14:51] Aki
    You look rather experienced,
[14:53] Aki
    but you don't even know
    the dress code for dates?
[14:56] Masamune
    Huh?
[14:57] Aki
    To break the ice on the first date,
    wearing a costume is a given.
[15:01] Aki
    That's the most basic of basic rules!
[15:03] Masamune
    Wh-What the?
[15:05] Masamune
    How does the Cruel Princess
    end up like this,
[15:08] Masamune
    Koiwai Yoshino?!
[15:10] Masamune
    I guess you were the Fairy Godmother
    rather than Cinderella!
[15:14] Yoshino
    I told you. Timing is important.
[15:17] Yoshino
    If you leave it to me, everything
    will go according to plan.
[15:21] Yoshino
    I obey all of Aki-sama's orders.
[15:24] Yoshino
    That's why Aki-sama believes
[15:26] Yoshino
    everything I say and do.
[15:29] Yoshino
    She'll easily believe me.
[15:31] Masamune
    So if she were to use this
    servant-master relationship
[15:33] Masamune
    against her, it'd be the ultimate deceit.
[15:36] Yoshino
    Are you listening?
[15:37] Masamune
    Y-Yeah.
[15:39] Masamune
    Or rather, why are you
    going so far to help me?
[15:44] Yoshino
    If I stay on the line too long,
    Aki-sama will get suspicious.
[15:47] Masamune
    Oh, right.
[15:48] Yoshino
    Anyway, do your best, Pig's Foot.
[15:51] Masamune
    Anything but that nickname, please!
[15:54] Masamune
    At any rate, I'm going to use this date and
[15:58] Masamune
    this derpy cosplay to my advantage!
[16:01] Masamune
    Sorry, I guess I didn't research enough.
[16:04] Masamune
    So there's a dress code for first dates, huh?
[16:06] Aki
    See? Like I said.
[16:08] Masamune
    But I guess that means you admit
[16:10] Masamune
    that this is a date, Adagaki-san.
[16:13] Aki
    A-Are you stupid?
[16:15] Aki
    This is all because your mental
    fortitude is soft as tofu!
[16:18] Masamune
    Huh? Me?
[16:19] Aki
    Because you failed your test,
    you couldn't even eat,
[16:22] Aki
    so you burst out crying in class,
    and in the nurse's office,
[16:24] Aki
    they caught you hiding a bunch of
    wrist-cutting attempts with your sleeve.
[16:27] Aki
    When Yoshino told me the
    whole story and said that only I
[16:30] Aki
    could save you since we were in
    the supplementary class together,
[16:33] Aki
    I had no choice but to spend
    a day with you! Hmph!
[16:36] Masamune
    What the hell's the deal with this set-up
[16:38] Masamune
    of a lovesick girl off in
    fantasy land, Koiwai Yoshino?
[16:41] Aki
    From now on, be appreciative
    of that, and live a quiet life.
[16:50] Masamune
    Huh? Wait, you rented the place out?
[16:52] Aki
    Is it that surprising?
[16:55] Masamune
    Man... I guess some things never change.
[17:00] Aki
    Hey.
[17:02] Aki
    You're too close.
[17:03] Masamune
    Oh, of course.
[17:07] Aki
    Why are you so far away?!
[17:08] Masamune
    Ugh, she's such a pain!
[17:38] Masamune
    Man, I didn't have any
    background information,
[17:43] Masamune
    but I didn't think it'd be such a
    horror in more ways than one.
[17:47] Masamune
    What did you think, Adagaki-sa—
[17:51] Masamune
    She's dead!
[17:53] Masamune
    Whitening-san is dead!
[17:54] Aki
    Wait a moment.
[17:56] Aki
    Right now, some phenomenon is
    occurring that's draining all strength
[18:00] Aki
    from my knees and preventing
    me from leaving my seat.
[18:03] Masamune
    I think you're just scared stiff.
[18:07] Masamune
    You didn't know it was a horror movie?
[18:09] Aki
    Well, Yoshino planned everything.
[18:12] Aki
    Honestly, she's useless.
[18:15] Masamune
    So I guess getting food is out of the question?
[18:17] Aki
    No, it's not!
[18:26] Masamune
    How can she eat so much after
    watching a movie like that?
[18:30] Masamune
    Actually, stop nonchalantly pushing
    your empty plates toward me.
[18:36] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess that I know is
[18:38] Masamune
    much stronger, more arrogant,
[18:41] Masamune
    and at the least...
[18:43] Masamune
    She wasn't someone who could eat enough
    lunch and dessert for three people
[18:46] Masamune
    at a family restaurant while dressed
    up as someone from Hadapure.
[18:50] Masamune
    This is just a hunch...
[18:51] Aki
    What?
[18:52] Masamune
    The reason you eat so much isn't
    something you were born with, right?
[18:58] Aki
    Well...
[18:59] Aki
    I think it started when something
    awful happened in my past.
[19:03] Aki
    Something awful?
[19:05] Girl
    Hey, lady.
[19:08] Aki
    Yes?
[19:09] Girl
    Why are you dressed so weird?
[19:14] Masamune
    And she gets right to the point!
[19:16] Aki
    I-It's not weird.
[19:18] Aki
    This is from I'm Hadapure.
[19:21] Girl
    Do you want to be Hadapure, lady?
[19:24] Aki
    No, no, no!
[19:28] Masamune
    Please stop, Adagaki-san!
[19:30] Aki
    Listen up. I'm sure you don't understand
    because you're still a child,
[19:34] Aki
    but this is a necessary ritual
    when a man and a woman date.
[19:37] Girl
    "Ritual"?
[19:39] Aki
    Yes. In order to break the
    ice on the first date,
[19:41] Aki
    you must wear a costu—
[19:44] Masamune
    That's enough!
[19:45] Aki
    W-Wait, Makabe!
[19:52] Aki
    I was just getting to the good part!
[19:54] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Adagaki-san.
[19:56] Masamune
    I couldn't find the right
    time to say it, but...
[20:02] Aki
    It's not normal?
[20:05] Masamune
    To think I folded from the*
    stares of everyone around
[20:07] Masamune
    rather than let a girl embarrass herself.
[20:10] Aki
    I see. So you don't... You don't do this.
[20:16] Aki
    C-Come to think of it, summer clothes
    should be coming out about now.
[20:20] Aki
    I should check them out.
[20:21] Masamune
    Th-That's a great idea!
[20:24] Person
    Please try on your items over here.
[20:47] Masamune
    What's wrong, Adagaki-sa—
[20:54] Masamune
    Um, uh...
[20:56] Aki
    N-No!
[21:03] Masamune
    Once upon a time, when I was
    a bullied, chubby little kid,
[21:08] Masamune
    I happened to run into a
    huge mansion and met her.
[21:12] (Flashback) Aki
    You need to get stronger! How pathetic!
[21:16] Masamune
    She didn't hold back
[21:18] Masamune
    and was almost as hard on me
[21:20] Masamune
    as the other bullies.
[21:28] Masamune
    That's right.
[21:31] Masamune
    The Cruel Princess I know is
[21:33] Masamune
    much stronger, more arrogant...
[21:36] (Flashback) Aki
    You're so kind, Masamune.
[21:40] Masamune
    ...and just as kind.
[21:53] Aki
    Oh, you're awake. I'm going home, then.
[22:01] Masamune
    Ow...
[22:04] Masamune
    Adagaki-san...
[22:05] Aki
    Wh-What?
[22:07] Masamune
    Sorry I scared you back there.
[22:13] Aki
    You'd better be.
[22:18] Masamune
    That was an emotion I didn't need in my plan.
[22:23] Masamune
    But I... I...
[22:28] Masamune
    Wouldn't you usually say,
[22:29] Masamune
    "No, it was my fault," there?
[22:32] Masamune
    Why would she look so smug?
[22:35] Yoshino
    This is all for Aki-sama.
[22:38] Masamune
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[22:40] Yoshino
    You asked me why I was
    helping you, Pig's Foot.
[22:44] Yoshino
    I believe that Aki-sama needs
    to reexamine herself a bit.
[22:49] Yoshino
    If you dump her, and that makes
    her a little more modest,
[22:52] Yoshino
    it greatly benefits me,
[22:54] Yoshino
    as well as Aki-sama.
[22:56] Masamune
    So that's it. All right.
[22:59] Masamune
    But planning the lap pillow
    was going a bit far, wasn't it?
[23:03] Yoshino
    Lap pillow? Plan?
[23:06] Masamune
    I totally almost fell for her.
[23:08] Yoshino
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[23:09] Masamune
    Oh, come on.
[23:11] Masamune
    You can't fool me, you scheming Cinderella.
[23:15] Masamune
    Anyway, I'm looking forward
    to working with you again,
[23:18] Masamune
    Master Koiwai.
[23:21] Yoshino
    "Master"...
[23:23] Sister
    It's rare for you to be talking to
    someone other than Aki-sama.
[23:30] Sister
    Did something fun happen?
[23:35] Yoshino
    I'm having a lot of fun.