E3 - They Show Up When You Least Expect It

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[00:02] Narino
    You know... You really messed up this time.
[00:07] Narino
    Dad's still pissed. You're honestly lucky
    this is the extent of your punishment.
[00:13] Yoshino
    I'm sorry, Onee-chan...
SIGN    #3 "They Show Up When You Least Expect It"
SIGN    Tanisaki Bread
[01:58] Old Lady
    Yes, thank you very much.
[02:01] Old Lady
    Hey, those two girls were first.
    I was watching.
[02:09] Aki
    Yoshino!
[02:09] Yoshino
    Y-Yes, Aki-sama?
[02:11] Aki
    I need you to add five rice balls
    to that order of breads.
[02:15] Yoshino
    All right.
[02:26] Aki
    Honestly...
[02:27] Aki
    What's everyone's problem?!
[02:30] Masamune
    First comes muscles...
[02:33] Masamune
    Second comes muscles...
[02:36] Masamune
    There's no third or fourth...
[02:39] Masamune
    Fifth comes muscles...
[02:48] Masamune
    M-Master?
SIGN    Deodorizing
    Mist
SIGN    Unscented
[02:52] Masamune
    I'm surprised you knew I was here.
[02:54] Yoshino
    The student store is right below here.
[02:57] Yoshino
    I thought I heard some creepy yelling.
[02:59] Masamune
    Don't say it's creepy.
[03:01] Yoshino
    Running away to your muscles
    isn't going to change Aki-sama.
SIGN    Salmon
[03:07] Masamune
    But seriously, that's so much food.
[03:11] Yoshino
    She's been eating more again as of late.
[03:14] Masamune
    She hasn't changed?
[03:16] Yoshino
    Basically, no. But she's
    gotten a little sloppier.
[03:19] Masamune
    Oh... I see.
[03:27] Masamune
    Damn it! How is she able to
    twist the truth so much?
[03:33] Masamune
    You don't have any idea,
    either, right? It's insane.
[03:38] Yoshino
    Aki-sama was going through a lot back then...
    So she might be confused.
[03:43] Masamune
    So she conveniently manipulated
    her memories for her own sake.
[03:48] Yoshino
    Well, anyway, Aki-sama's starving.
[03:51] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, I'll try to smooth
    things over with Aki-sama, too.
[03:55] Masamune
    You're the best, Master!
    You're truly the only one I can rely on.
[04:00] Yoshino
    I might not be able to do much, though.
[04:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:06] Masamune
    It's not like her to say that.
[04:09] Gasou
    Can't you wait a little longer on the payment?
[04:13] Gasou
    This is no time to show off.
[04:16] Gasou
    All right. I'll figure it out.
[04:24] Gasou
    Well, you seem busy.
[04:27] Gasou
    I heard you got quite the scolding at home.
[04:30] Gasou
    Must be hard being a traitor.
[04:32] Yoshino
    It doesn't concern you.
[04:34] Gasou
    Well, that's not true.
    I'm your master's fiancé, after all.
[04:46] Masamune
    I'm sorry, Adagaki-san!
[04:48] Masamune
    I was wrong about everything!
[04:50] Masamune
    Even if you're trying to fabricate everything
    and act like the tragic heroine,
[04:54] Masamune
    I still love you!
[04:56] Aki
    Makabe... You'll still love me if I'm fake?
[05:00] Masamune
    Yes! Putting a lid on our problems!
    That's just the right thing to do!
[05:06] Aki
    Thank you, Makabe!
[05:13] Kojuurou
    Are you okay, Makabe-kun?!
[05:14] Masamune
    It's no use. Even if there was a way out
    of this stalemate, I don't think I'd last.
[05:20] Neko
    Did you hit your head?
[05:26] Masamune
    Uh, no... I'm fine.
[05:29] Neko
    You seem rather tired.
[05:31] Masamune
    Er, yeah... a little bit.
[05:34] Neko
    Say, Masamune-sama.
    Do you have some time after school?
[05:38] Masamune
    Huh?
[05:39] Neko
    There's somewhere I'd like to go with you.
[05:50] Neko
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:52] Masamune
    Are you okay?
[05:54] Neko
    Yes. It's just a follow-up.
[05:58] Masamune
    When you asked me to come with you,
    this wasn't what I expected.
[06:02] Neko
    Well, Shidou isn't here today.
[06:05] Masamune
    Yes, yes, I'll take her place today.
[06:08] Neko
    Did you think we'd go somewhere
    more fitting for a rendezvous?
[06:11] Masamune
    Wha— I just—
[06:13] Neko
    Why don't we take a little walk?
[06:17] Neko
    Moderate exercise and saying
    everything you're thinking
[06:21] Neko
    are both very important to your health.
[06:27] Neko
    I see... So that's what happened in Paris.
[06:30] Masamune
    I'm sure it's my fault for not being able
    to hold back and going off on her...
[06:34] Neko
    I did think things seemed
    a bit different than usual,
[06:38] Neko
    but that is quite worrisome.
[06:40] Masamune
    It is! It's putting my whole
    revenge plan in jeopardy.
[06:47] Neko
    You still haven't given up on this revenge?
[06:52] Masamune
    Huh?
[06:53] Neko
    Do you want Aki-sama to fall in love with you?
[06:56] Masamune
    Well... yeah.
[06:58] Neko
    Even though you loathe her
    and she makes you sick?
[07:03] Masamune
    Th-That's exactly why I'm going to dump her.
[07:06] Masamune
    That'll be my revenge, after all.
[07:12] Neko
    That's not what you'd call love anymore.
[07:16] Masamune
    What the heck? Of course it's not.
[07:25] Masamune
    What's... going on?
[07:27] Neko
    I thought I'd be a little courageous.
[07:30] Neko
    You're going to choose Adagaki Aki.
[07:33] Neko
    But that's for the sake of revenge, not love.
[07:37] Neko
    Which would mean that if we fell in love,
    you wouldn't be cheating on her.
[07:42] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san...
[07:45] Neko
    Masamune-sama, I...
[07:48] Masamune
    Let's run.
[07:49] Neko
    Huh?
[07:51] Neko
    What in the world is going on?
[08:01] Gasou
    I'm finally here, Aki-chan.
[08:02] Gasou
    Sorry, one of the teachers
    asked me to do something,
[08:06] Gasou
    and it took longer than I expected.
[08:10] Aki
    No, it's totally fine.
[08:12] Gasou
    I know, Aki-chan!
[08:14] Gasou
    Why don't we stop by a family restaurant
    on our way home to eat something sweet?
[08:16] Gasou
    I heard there's some new dessert.
[08:19] Aki
    Oh, really? Let's go, then.
[08:22] Aki
    You don't mind, right, Yoshino?
[08:24] Yoshino
    Aki-sama, I'm terribly sorry,
    but I'd like to head back to the mansion.
[08:31] Aki
    Oh, okay...
[08:45] Aki
    I wonder what's wrong with Yoshino.
[08:47] Gasou
    Well, we should get going.
[08:49] Sonoka
    Just a dang minute!
[09:03] Neko
    Wh-What's going on, Masamune-sama?
[09:09] Neko
    Who are those people?
[09:11] Masamune
    That's Muriel's big brother.
    You know, that girl I met in Paris.
[09:15] Masamune
    Shit, shit, shit! This definitely has to do
    with our teaching Muriel about rom-coms!
[09:25] Skinhead
    That's as far as you're gonna go, guy.
[09:28] Neko
    Masamune-sama, I'll throw up
    some blood to cause a diversion.
[09:32] Masamune
    I don't think that'll work
    now that you're healthy.
[09:35] Neko
    My body has become quite inconvenient.
[09:38] Masamune
    Don't seem so sad about that.
[09:41] Frank
    Where are you trying to
    run off to, Chikuwa-kun?
[09:44] Frank
    I heard you took good care
    of my sister the other day.
[09:48] Frank
    Nah, you didn't take care of her at all!
[09:50] Frank
    Because you ran off in the middle
    of it and went back to Japan!
[09:53] Masamune
    I had a good reason for that!
[09:55] Frank
    Non! I don't want to hear any excuses.
[09:58] Masamune
    A gun?!
[10:03] Masamune
    Huh?
[10:04] Frank
    If it was up to me, I'd happily
    fill you with lead, but alas...
[10:12] Masamune
    Muriel's manuscript?
[10:14] Frank
    After you two left Paris,
    my sister kept drawing this.
[10:19] Frank
    Even at the expense of eating and sleeping!
[10:23] Masamune
    Actually, she's gotten a lot better...
[10:26] Frank
    I'm assuming she got some
    inspiration after seeing you two.
[10:31] Frank
    And whatever that inspiration was is why
    I'm letting you off the hook just this once.
[10:36] Masamune
    Um—
[10:38] Frank
    I'll just say this. I also prefer happy endings.
[10:43] Frank
    Because reality is an absolute shithole.
[10:48] Neko
    May I take a look, as well?
[10:51] Masamune
    S-Sure...
[10:58] Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:07] Aki
    My parents are separating.
[11:14] Masamune
    This time, it's my turn.
[11:16] Masamune
    I'm gonna keep supporting you
    so you can cheer up.
[11:21] Aki
    Thank you, but I'm going to go with my dad.
[11:25] Masamune
    Even then, our hearts will always be together.
[11:28] Masamune
    Let's see each other again when we're older.
[11:42] Aki
    You look awful. Wipe off your face.
[11:45] Masamune
    I'm surprised you knew it was me.
[11:47] Aki
    There's no way I wouldn't be able to tell.
    You'll always be you.
SIGN    The End.
[11:56] Neko
    What a cute little story.
[11:58] Masamune
    Yeah... I guess.
[12:00] Masamune
    Why didn't we end up like this?
[12:03] Masamune
    We ended up at odds with each other,
    hating and hating back...
[12:08] Neko
    Masamune-sama, there's a letter.
[12:17] Muriel
    Bonjour, Masamune!
[12:19] Muriel
    I hope you have been well, I do!
[12:22] Muriel
    I drew a manga inspired by you and Aki.
[12:25] Muriel
    You never told me how everything ended,
    so I gave it my own original ending.
[12:29] Muriel
    I wish I could become a wall in your
    room and learn even more about you.
[12:38] Muriel
    The walls have ears, and the doors have eyes.
[12:40] Muriel
    Yours truly, Muriel Besson.
[12:43] Masamune
    Walls? There's gotta be
    a better way to say that...
[12:47] Masamune
    Let me see that real quick.
[12:49] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[12:51] Masamune
    This story started out happy,
[12:54] Masamune
    but in reality, it never got a happy ending.
[12:58] Masamune
    But if I look at it from
    a different perspective...
[13:01] Masamune
    Is that what's going on here?
SIGN    The End.
[13:23] Chinatsu
    Onii-chan, you're the worst!
[13:24] Masamune
    My... My spine...
[13:27] Chinatsu
    You went into my room without
    permission again, didn't you?!
[13:29] Chinatsu
    And give me back the panties
    and socks you stole the other day!
[13:32] Masamune
    Huh?! What the hell are you talking about?!
[13:34] Chinatsu
    When I looked up at the second floor
    from outside, I saw you in my room!
[13:39] Masamune
    Why from outside?
[13:41] Chinatsu
    Because I went to the convenience store.
[13:42] Masamune
    Hey, are you eating
    junk food before dinner again?
[13:46] Masamune
    The hag's gonna yell at you again.
[13:48] Chinatsu
    Don't change the subject!
[13:49] Chinatsu
    Ugh, I've had enough!
[13:51] Chinatsu
    My brother wears his little sister's
    panties on his head!
[13:53] Chinatsu
    And he wears just one of his little sister's
    socks and stretches it way out!
[13:56] Chinatsu
    You're the absolute worse! Keep your
    perversion limited to your muscles only!
[14:00] Masamune
    Now, hang on! My muscles
    are absolutely innocent here!
[14:02] Kinue
    What's the matter, you two?
[14:04] Chinatsu
    Huh? Mom, were you just upstairs?
[14:07] Kinue
    Yes. I was taking you kids'
    laundry up to your rooms.
[14:13] Masamune
    Chinatsu...
[14:15] Chinatsu
    H-Huh? Maybe it was just my imagination.
[14:20] Chinatsu
    Oh, I know. Want some ice cream, Onii-chan?
[14:22] Masamune
    No!
[14:24] Chinatsu
    Mom! My panties and sock are missing!
[14:28] Kinue
    Oh, dear. I wonder what happened to them.
[14:30] Kinue
    How strange.
[14:32] Chinatsu
    Where did they go?!
[14:33] Masamune
    People's minds aren't reliable at all.
[14:41] Chinatsu
    What's that? A manuscript?
[14:47] Kinue
    Maa-kun?
[14:48] Masamune
    I'm gonna go out for a bit.
[14:50] Kinue
    But it's almost time for dinner.
[14:54] Sonoka
    Ah! Aki-sama's so cute here!
[14:56] Sonoka
    This lovely Aki-sama, this cute Aki-sama,
[15:01] Sonoka
    and this noble Aki-sama! Give them all to me!
[15:03] Sonoka
    Basically, give me all the Aki-samas!
[15:07] Kikune
    I guess you really did go to Paris.
[15:09] Mari
    We went to the Eiffel Tower,
    the Louvre Museum, and Mont-Saint-Michel.
[15:14] Gasou
    That was pretty rough.
    It was pretty far from Paris, too.
[15:18] Sonoka
    Aw, no fair. When I had my trip,
    it was just to New York.
[15:22] Aki
    At least you were in a place
    where people understand English.
[15:25] Kikune
    I cant even speak English,
    so what am I going to do next year?
[15:29] Sonoka
    But, hey... These are all group pictures.
[15:33] Mari
    Where are the pictures of
    Aki-sama during her free time?
[15:35] Gasou
    I don't actually have any, sorry.
[15:38] Sonoka
    Hey, hang on a sec!
    How worthless are you as a photographer?
[15:42] Sonoka
    Did your battery die at the
    critical moment or what?
[15:44] Kikune
    You're useless.
[15:45] Gasou
    That's not it. Aki-chan hung out
    with Makabe-kun, not me.
[15:50] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    What?!
[15:52] Kikune
    Aki-sama, is that true?
[15:54] Mari
    I didn't notice at all!
[15:56] Gasou
    Sumire... Just a little longer.
SIGN    Paris
SIGN    New York
SIGN    Cebu
SIGN    Taipei
SIGN    Honolulu
SIGN    Los Angeles
SIGN    Hong Kong
SIGN    Taipei
SIGN    London
[16:01] Gasou
    What?! Sumire collapsed?!
[16:04] Gasou
    No... I need to know more. How is she doing?
[16:08] Old Maid
    They acted quickly,
    so she's stable now, at least...
[16:13] Old Maid
    How many times has it been now?
[16:15] Old Maid
    The fee to keep her in a private
    room is already so high...
[16:19] Gasou
    We don't need a fancy private room!
    A shared room would be fine!
[16:22] Gasou
    Getting Sumire better should come first!
[16:24] Old Maid
    We couldn't possibly blemish
    the Gasou name in such a manner!
[16:31] Gasou
    The only one who needs to be tied down
[16:33] Gasou
    by conventions, traditions,
    and the Gasou name is me.
[16:37] Gasou
    There's no way I can let Sumire
    go through the same thing.
[16:41] Gasou
    I don't know what happened in Paris,
[16:42] Mari
    We need to know more details.
[16:43] Gasou
    but I can't let her develop any
    affection toward Makabe.
[16:47] Mari
    Are you listening, Gasou?!
[16:49] Gasou
    Huh? What?
[16:50] Mari
    I held back because you were there!
[16:53] Gasou
    Whoops, sorry.
[16:55] Sonoka
    Ugh! Aki-sama, are you cheating on us?!
[16:58] Sonoka
    You have all of us and yet you
    went to France to go on a date?
[17:02] Kikune
    Wait, maybe he threatened her.
[17:04] Sonoka
    What?! He won't get away with that!
[17:06] Mari
    Absolutely unacceptable!
[17:07] Aki
    Could we not talk about that?!
[17:13] Gasou
    Aki-chan.
[17:14] Gasou
    If you really feel that way,
    stop hanging around Makabe.
[17:19] Gasou
    Could you give me a little
    more thought instead?
[17:27] Aki
    I'm going to go wash my hands.
[17:36] Kikune
    Hey, you!
[17:38] Kikune
    You're getting way too cozy with her!
[17:40] Mari
    You promised you wouldn't pursue her.
[17:43] Gasou
    I-I know, but I couldn't keep quiet
    anymore after what I saw.
[17:48] Kikune
    The hell are you talking about?!
[17:49] Gasou
    Look. This is why Aki-chan changed.
[17:54] Sonoka; Kikune; Mari
    Makabe Masamune and Koiwai Yoshino?!
[17:57] Gasou
    Aki-chan's hurt. She was
    betrayed by someone she trusts.
[18:01] Gasou
    That's why I thought it might be better
    to force her to notice someone else.
[18:07] Mari
    I see...
[18:09] Gasou
    Even though this is all a lie,
    I win if I can get her to believe it.
[18:18] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    Excuse me.
[18:21] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I'm sorry, but aren't you the little boy
    who used to be friends with Aki-sama?
[18:25] (Flashback) Gasou
    Huh? Um...
[18:27] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I knew right away! You look exactly the same!
SIGN    gaki Group
SIGN    Secretary
[18:32] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    I'm the secretary to the head
    of the Adagaki family.
[18:36] (Flashback) Yuisaki
    My name is Yuisaki.
[18:37] (Flashback) Gasou
    Adagaki...
[18:41] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm so glad you remember me!
[18:45] (Flashback) Gasou
    Where is it? I know it's here somewhere...
[18:48] (Flashback) Old Maid
    Kanetsugu-sama. You haven't even
    changed. What are you doing here?
[18:53] (Flashback) Gasou
    There it is!
[18:54] (Flashback) Old Maid
    What is the meaning of this, Kanetsugu-sama?
[18:57] (Flashback) Gasou
    The written oath.
[18:59] (Flashback) Gasou
    The one Grandfather made with
    the previous Adagaki family head
[19:01] (Flashback) Gasou
    when he was still in his prime.
[19:04] (Flashback) Gasou
    I didn't think a single piece of
    paper would do much good,
[19:07] (Flashback) Gasou
    but if I work this into
    everything I heard today,
[19:10] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'll be able to suck the
    Adagaki family funds dry!
[19:12] (Flashback) Gasou
    I'm going to go marry into their family!
[19:18] Mari
    Aki-sama...
[19:19] Sonoka
    Are you okay?
[19:21] Aki
    Yes.
[19:22] Gasou
    Aki-chan...
[19:24] Aki
    I'm sorry I suddenly lashed out.
[19:28] Gasou
    It's okay. You don't have to tell me
    what happened if you don't want to,
[19:31] Gasou
    but if you ever need to talk,
    I'll be there for you.
[19:36] Gasou
    I'm on your side, Aki-chan.
[19:38] Gasou
    I have no intention of rushing. I'll be
    waiting until you're ready, of course.
[19:46] Gasou
    I'll wait forever for you.
[20:19] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot.
[20:20] Yoshino
    Aki-sama's not here right now.
[20:23] Yoshino
    She had a date with Kanetsugu today.
[20:25] Masamune
    No, it's fine. That doesn't really matter.
[20:29] Masamune
    I haven't been here in forever.
[20:31] Masamune
    This courtyard's much
    smaller than I remembered.
[20:34] Masamune
    It's definitely bigger than mine, though.
[20:37] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot...
[20:39] Masamune
    It felt like it continued
    to the ends of the earth...
[20:44] Masamune
    But it didn't, of course.
[20:47] Masamune
    Back in Paris, she had the nerve to act like
    she didn't know my Pig's Foot nickname.
[20:53] Masamune
    Even though she's the one who
    called me that when the bullies
[20:57] Masamune
    were beating the crap out of me here.
[20:59] Masamune
    That pissed me off.
[21:01] Masamune
    There was no way I was going
    to let her get away with that.
[21:04] Masamune
    But... What if there's a chance
    she's telling the truth?
[21:09] Masamune
    Thinking that made me feel a little uneasy.
[21:12] Masamune
    Was the voice I heard here
    really Adagaki Aki's?
[21:17] Yoshino
    I don't follow. What are you getting at?
[21:20] Masamune
    Back then, I thought the only
    child in this house was her.
[21:25] Masamune
    That's why I never even
    considered it could be someone else.
[21:31] Masamune
    According to her, there was another child
    her age at this mansion back then,
[21:37] Masamune
    who couldn't leave her room
    because she had chickenpox.
[21:42] Masamune
    And... that she was
    watching us that whole time.
[21:47] Masamune
    The only ones who know the nickname of
    Pig's Foot are me, those bullies, and...
[21:53] Masamune
    the one who gave me that nickname.
[21:56] Masamune
    But... Adagaki Aki didn't remember it.
[22:00] Masamune
    So then...
[22:03] Masamune
    Why do you call me Pig's Foot?