E8 - It's Not You

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SIGN    #8 "It's Not You"
[01:30] Masamune
    95, 96, 97...
[01:35] Masamune
    98, 99, 100.
[01:47] Masamune
    All right. Every fiber of muscle,
    from my transverse abdominal muscles
[01:51] ---
    to my rectus abdominis muscles, is fat-free.
[01:55] Masamune
    That must be Master.
[02:00] Masamune
    Wh-Wh-What's going on?
SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:02] Masamune
    Adagaki... That Adagaki Aki is calling me?
[02:06] Masamune
    I never even fathomed that
    something like this would happen.
[02:10] Masamune
    Talk about a bolt from the blue!
[02:11] Masamune
    Like pulling a muscle right
    at the starting line!
[02:14] Masamune
    Should I at least answer it?
[02:16] Masamune
    Wait, but this might be some kind of trap.
[02:19] Masamune
    A way to build me up,
    only to push me down into Hell!
SIGN    Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
[02:26] Masamune
    I'm just going to go for it!
[02:29] Masamune
    Hello?
[02:30] Aki
    Answer faster!
[02:34] Yoshino
    Luggage from the island trip?
[02:36] Masamune
    Yeah. Apparently I forgot one of my bags.
[02:41] Masamune
    And she wants to give it
    to me in person tomorrow.
[02:45] Masamune
    Surprising, isn't it?
[02:47] ---
    That Adagaki would say something like that.
[02:50] Masamune
    Just like you said, maybe the
    plan on the island went well.
[02:54] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, you should think
    about this more carefully.
[02:57] Masamune
    Huh?
[02:58] Yoshino
    This is definitely a huge step,
[03:00] Yoshino
    but if you make even one mistake,
    we don't know what will happen.
[03:07] Masamune
    Man... Master could have
    been a bit happier for me.
[03:15] Masamune
    Well, I guess I'll do my homework.
[03:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[03:24] Masamune
    What? Huh?
[03:26] ---
    What's going on?!
[03:28] Masamune
    The picture's gone!
[03:35] Masamune
    Back then...
[03:45] Masamune
    That woman...
[03:49] Masamune
    Hey, thanks.
[03:52] Aki
    How careless can you be,
    to leave your things at my villa?
[03:56] Masamune
    R-Right... I'm glad you came
    to return it to me in person.
[04:00] Aki
    I would've preferred to send it
    to you. But Yuisaki-san said...
[04:04] Masamune
    Huh?
[04:05] (Flashback) Yuigasaki
    What? You're going out, but you're
    going to have it delivered to him?
[04:09] Aki
    She started making strange inquiries.
[04:12] Masamune
    Props to the hot secretary!
[04:13] Aki
    What?
[04:14] Masamune
    Oh, no, it's nothing.
[04:18] Aki
    Listen well, Makabe.
[04:19] Aki
    If you continue to act overly
    familiar with me, you'll be sorry.
[04:26] Masamune
    That face...
[04:29] Masamune
    It hasn't changed at all from eight years ago.
[04:40] Masamune
    Come to think of it,
[04:42] ---
    the one who stole that picture
    was probably Fujinomiya Neko.
[04:45] Masamune
    I can only imagine that
    she swiped it back then.
[04:49] Masamune
    She should be able to tell right away that
    the girl in the picture is Adagaki Aki.
[04:54] Masamune
    She might even be able to tell that the
    boy is the Pig's Foot version of me.
[04:57] Aki
    By the way, Makabe, have
    you heard from Futaba-san?
[05:01] Aki
    She asked if we'd all like to
    go to the pool tomorrow.
[05:05] Aki
    We just got back from the villa.
[05:08] ---
    I think it's way too soon.
[05:11] Masamune
    Yeah...
[05:13] Masamune
    I don't get it.
[05:14] Masamune
    Why would she just take
    it and not say anything?
[05:18] Masamune
    You'd think anyone would have
    some questions about it.
[05:21] Aki
    Makabe.
[05:22] Masamune
    Doesn't it bug her?
[05:23] Aki
    Makabe, are you listening?
[05:25] Masamune
    Why would she even take it, then?
[05:27] Aki
    Makabe!
[05:35] Masamune
    Wh-What's the matter, Adagaki-san?
[05:38] Aki
    If it's such a bother to talk to me,
[05:40] ---
    I'd be more than happy
    to leave, as you wish.
[05:43] Masamune
    No, I'm sorry, I...
[05:45] Aki
    Good day!
[05:49] Clerk
    Thank you very much.
[05:52] Girl
    Mommy, did that guy just get dumped?
[05:56] Mom
    Shh!
[06:04] Masamune
    After all she just ate... That little...
[06:09] Masamune
    What am I doing?
[06:11] ---
    This is exactly what
    Master was talking about.
[06:20] Masamune
    Leaving things how they are right
    now is probably not a good idea.
SIGN    Incoming Call Fujinomiya Neko
[06:39] Masamune
    Hello?
[06:40] Neko
    Oh, is this Masamune-sama?
[06:43] Neko
    This is Neko. Do you have a moment?
[06:47] Masamune
    Y-Yeah. What's up?
[06:49] Neko
    Yes, well, Futaba-san had
    invited me to go to the pool,
[06:54] ---
    but I was wondering if you were
    going as well, Masamune-sama.
[06:57] Masamune
    I see.
[06:58] ---
    U-Um...
[07:01] Masamune
    Actually, what are you doing right now?
[07:05] Neko
    Right now, I'm currently alone in my room.
[07:09] Masamune
    Do you think we could meet up right now?
[07:12] Neko
    What?
[07:13] Masamune
    No, not in a weird way or anything...
[07:15] Neko
    I would be happy to! Then...
[07:31] Neko
    Welcome, Masamune-sama.
[07:33] Masamune
    Th-Thanks...
[07:35] Neko
    Please, come in.
[07:37] ---
    I regret that I don't have much to offer.
[07:40] Masamune
    My first time being inside a girl's house...
[07:43] ---
    No, if I include Adagaki Aki's
    house, this would be the second.
[07:47] Masamune
    But that doesn't count!
[07:49] Masamune
    So this is what they call
    going to a girl's place!
[07:52] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[07:55] Masamune
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
[07:57] Masamune
    If I want to find out the
    truth about the photo,
[07:59] ---
    I have to become the moth that
    dives directly into the flame!
[08:02] Masamune
    Go, Masamune! Be a man!
[08:07] Masamune
    Pardon the intrusion.
[08:16] Neko
    I'll put on some tea.
[08:22] Masamune
    This is quite an apartment.
[08:24] ---
    Are you living with your attendant?
[08:26] Neko
    Yes. This is a secondary residence that my
    father and grandfather use for work.
[08:30] Neko
    This was the only place they would allow.
[08:33] Neko
    What brought you here so suddenly?
[08:36] Neko
    I am very happy to see you, but...
[08:38] Masamune
    I forgot to think up a reason.
[08:42] Masamune
    Um...
[08:43] ---
    Well, I just happened to be in the area...
[08:47] Masamune
    That's painful. That excuse
    is insanely painful.
[08:52] Neko
    My, it must have been fate. How wonderful.
[08:56] Masamune
    Is she seriously happy? Seriously?
[09:00] Masamune
    Ugh! The more I think about it,
    the more I have no idea what's going on!
[09:05] Masamune
    Say, Fujinomiya-san,
[09:07] ---
    I know this is sudden,
    but can I use your bathroom?
[09:10] Neko
    Yes. It's at the end of the hall.
[09:13] Masamune
    Thanks.
[09:18] Masamune
    First, I need to determine
    whether the picture is really here.
[09:25] Masamune
    I need to find out exactly
    who I'm dealing with.
[09:29] Masamune
    I feel bad about going in
    without permission, but...
[09:35] Masamune
    Is this her room?
[09:41] Masamune
    I can't be intimidated
    by a girl's room forever!
[09:47] Masamune
    Ow... What the heck?
SIGN    Vitamin
[09:54] Masamune
    Yeah, no matter how I look
    at it, this is Neko-sama's room.
[10:03] Masamune
    It's a lot messier than I expected.
[10:06] Masamune
    Romance stuff?
[10:11] Masamune
    Is she into S&M?
[10:13] ---
    Is she gonna tie me up?!
[10:22] Masamune
    And now "Rose-eyed Steroid"?
    I don't get her at all anymore.
[10:26] Neko
    The tea's ready.
[10:36] Neko
    Was the bathroom too hard to find?
[10:40] Masamune
    N-No, not at all.
[10:44] Neko
    Oh, that's "Rose-eyed Steroid"!
[10:47] Neko
    Isn't it lovely?
[10:49] ---
    After I spotted it in your room,
[10:51] ---
    I became curious and had
    Shidou purchase them.
[10:54] Neko
    I've read volume three so many times!
[10:57] Masamune
    She just admitted to sneaking into my room.
[11:00] Neko
    That scene on the roof was just...
[11:03] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you a question?
[11:06] Neko
    Yes. What is it?
[11:08] Masamune
    When you came to my house the other day,
[11:11] ---
    did you take a photo from my room?
[11:14] Neko
    So you've found me out.
[11:17] Neko
    That is unfortunate.
[11:18] Masamune
    What were you thinking? Why?
[11:21] Neko
    I knew it was wrong...
[11:24] Masamune
    Where the hell were you hiding that thing?!
[11:30] Neko
    But it was such a cute picture,
    I couldn't help myself.
[11:32] Masamune
    C-Cute? You mean Adagaki?
[11:36] Neko
    You must be joking.
[11:40] Neko
    I mean you, Masamune-sama.
[11:49] Masamune
    I'm cute?
[11:52] Neko
    You were truly adorable. You look
    like that fellow, Kintarou-san.
[11:56] Masamune
    But I was fat.
[11:58] Neko
    And what is wrong with that?
[12:12] Masamune
    You actually think that?
[12:16] Masamune
    Crap. This isn't good.
[12:19] Masamune
    That hit me harder than I thought.
[12:22] Masamune
    I might actually cry.
[12:24] Neko
    Yes. I'm very envious of Aki-sama,
[12:28] ---
    since you think so highly of her.
[12:58] Masamune
    So this is how soft a girl's lips are...
[13:11] Neko
    One's appearance is but a
    single aspect of that person.
[13:15] Neko
    One's health comes first.
[13:20] Masamune
    If Shidou-san finds us, we'll be in trouble.
[13:24] Neko
    She has work at the main house
    today and will be away all day.
[13:35] Masamune
    None of this matters anymore.
[13:39] Masamune
    If being a fatty or a hottie
    just makes up a "single aspect,"
[13:43] ---
    none of it matters.
[13:45] Masamune
    My ambitions and revenge
[13:48] ---
    don't matter.
[14:04] (Flashback) Young Yoshino
    I won't fall for you.
[14:06] (Flashback) Young yoshino
    You're just a Pig's Foot!
[14:24] Neko
    Masamune-sama?
[14:27] Masamune
    Fujinomiya-san, do you know how
    to get home when your shoes
[14:31] ---
    aren't in your shoe locker?
[14:33] Neko
    Pardon?
[14:34] Masamune
    Or have you ever experienced
    having your gym clothes stolen?
[14:39] Neko
    No, I haven't.
[14:41] ---
    Why do you ask?
[14:43] Masamune
    I've had both happen to me.
[14:47] Masamune
    I'm sure you don't understand,
[14:50] Masamune
    but I was fat and had a bad personality,
[14:52] ---
    so a lot of people hated me.
[14:56] Masamune
    The few that got close to
    me only did so because
[14:57] (Flashback) Classmate
    Come on.
[15:00] ---
    I was rich and they were looking for handouts.
[15:03] Masamune
    So I know that you're different
    from those guys back then.
[15:10] Masamune
    But...
[15:11] Masamune
    You don't actually like me, either.
[15:21] Masamune
    Being this close, she can't hide
[15:24] ---
    the mismatch between her
    behavior and her fervor.
[15:28] Masamune
    You can call me unfair,
[15:31] Masamune
    but I don't want to go any further with
    someone who's not actually serious.
[15:38] Masamune
    Sorry...
[15:41] Masamune
    I'll be taking this back.
[15:49] Neko
    You're going to choose Aki-sama.
[15:52] Neko
    Is that what you mean?
[15:56] Masamune
    That's...
[15:59] ---
    That's my...
[16:14] Masamune
    My stomach hurts.
[16:29] (Flashback) Masamune
    That's my...
[16:32] (Flashback) ---
    revenge.
[16:39] Neko
    I wonder if this is
[16:44] ---
    the "heartbreak" I've heard others talk about.
[16:54] Kojuurou
    Ah, Makabe-kun!
[16:55] ---
    Over here!
[16:56] Tae
    Where were you, Masamune-kun?
[16:58] ---
    You're late!
[17:07] Masamune
    Sorry.
[17:08] Kojuurou
    Actually, did you lose
    some weight, Makabe-kun?
[17:11] Masamune
    No, I'm sure you're just imagining it.
[17:13] Tae
    Sorry, I'm going to go refill my card.
[17:20] Yoshino
    Aki-sama?
[17:21] Aki
    I-It's nothing.
[17:23] Kojuurou
    I guess the only one
    missing is Fujinomiya-san.
[17:28] Kojuurou
    Makabe-kun?
[17:29] Masamune
    N-No, it's nothing.
    So you guys did invite her.
[17:33] Kojuurou
    Of course! We were talking about going
    with everyone who went to the island.
[17:37] Masamune
    This is awkward.
[17:38] Masamune
    Maybe I should have canceled.
[17:41] ---
    How am I even supposed to face her now?
[17:43] Kojuurou
    But Fujinomiya-san is running pretty late.
[17:46] ---
    She's not the type to be late.
[17:48] Tae
    Fujinomiya-san's not coming.
[17:50] Masamune
    Huh?
[17:51] Tae
    She sent me an email this morning
    saying she was canceling
[17:53] ---
    because she wasn't feeling well.
[17:55] Kojuurou
    I see. That's too bad.
[17:57] Tae
    So we might as well get going.
[18:02] Masamune
    It's probably my fault, isn't it?
[18:43] Masamune
    Sorry about that.
[18:44] Masamune
    Huh? It's just you, Master?
    Where's everyone else?
[18:47] Yoshino
    Futaba-san is in the bathroom.
[18:48] Masamune
    And Adagaki?
[18:49] Yoshino
    Aki-sama is getting her fill of ice cream.
[18:52] Yoshino
    Because she couldn't eat it
    properly with everyone around.
[18:55] Masamune
    I see.
[18:58] Yoshino
    Pig's Foot, what happened?
[19:00] Masamune
    Huh?
[19:00] Yoshino
    You're acting strange. Aki-sama, too.
[19:03] ---
    What happened yesterday?
[19:05] Masamune
    Er, I don't think anything happened.
[19:09] Masamune
    I have a feeling Adagaki might've
    gotten pissed at me, but...
[19:11] Masamune
    Well, whatever.
[19:13] Kojuurou
    Sorry about that. I left my
    underwear in the locker.
[19:16] Tae
    Everyone's here. All right, let's go home!
[19:23] Tae
    Wh-What?
[19:26] Shidou
    Makabe Masamune!
[19:28] Masamune
    Huh? Shidou-san?
[19:30] Shidou
    What did you do to Lady Neko-sama?!
[19:33] Masamune
    What do you mean?
[19:34] Shidou
    Lady Neko-sama has gone missing!
[19:37] ---
    She's nowhere to be found!
[19:39] Tae
    She's missing? Since when?
[19:42] Kojuurou
    President, you got an email
    from her this morning, right?
[19:45] Shidou
    Last night, when I called
    from Kyoto, she was there.
[19:50] Shidou
    When I came back in the
    morning, her room was empty.
[19:55] Masamune
    Oh, so it doesn't seem like
    she's actually run away yet.
[19:58] Shidou
    She left behind all her medication
    that controls her seizures.
[20:01] Shidou
    I can't see it as some normal outing.
[20:03] Masamune
    Huh? Is she sick?
[20:07] Shidou
    You fool! You were that close to her,
    and you didn't even notice?
[20:11] Shidou
    A normal person wouldn't
    take so much medication.
[20:14] ---
    Of course it's because she's sick!
[20:20] (Flashback) Masamune
    S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
[20:26] (Flashback) Masamune
    Blood?!
SIGN    Multivitamin
SIGN    Magnesium
[20:26] (Flashback) Neko
    Beer yeast and propolis.
[20:29] (Flashback) Neko
    This company's propolis has a patented method
    for how it's absorbed into your body,
[20:33] (Flashback) Neko
    making it more effective.
[20:35] (Flashback) Neko
    Then there's the magnesium and...
[20:43] Masamune
    That was all for real?
[20:47] Masamune
    But why would she try to deceive me, then?
[20:51] Masamune
    Wait...
[20:53] Masamune
    She wanted me to be deceived?
[20:54] Masamune
    She didn't want us to
    think that she was weak,
[20:59] Masamune
    so she created this façade of the
    mysterious woman, Fujinomiya Neko,
[21:04] Masamune
    who had a fake smile and manner of speaking,
[21:07] Masamune
    and kept the truth hidden
    behind smoke and mirrors?
[21:11] Tae
    So Fujinomiya-san's in a dangerous condition?
[21:14] Shidou
    Yes. We must find her quickly.
[21:18] Shidou
    So answer me truthfully.
[21:20] ---
    What did you do to her?
[21:22] Masamune
    Huh?
[21:22] Shidou
    I know you came to the apartment
    by yourself yesterday.
[21:32] Aki
    Yesterday?
[21:40] Masamune
    What am I supposed to say?
[21:44] Masamune
    Actually, now is the time
    to say everything.
[21:49] Masamune
    I declined.
[21:50] Masamune
    I formally told her that
    I couldn't go out with her.
[21:56] Masamune
    Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.