# E8 - It's Not You
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***SIGN*** #8 "It's Not You"
**[01:30] Masamune**
95, 96, 97...
**[01:35] Masamune**
98, 99, 100.
**[01:47] Masamune**
* All right. Every fiber of muscle,*
* from my transverse abdominal muscles*
**[01:51] ---**
*to my rectus abdominis muscles, is fat-free.*
**[01:55] Masamune**
That must be Master.
**[02:00] Masamune**
*Wh-Wh-What's going on?*
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
**[02:02] Masamune**
*Adagaki...* That *Adagaki Aki is calling me?*
**[02:06] Masamune**
* I never even fathomed that*
* something like this would happen.*
**[02:10] Masamune**
*Talk about a bolt from the blue!*
**[02:11] Masamune**
* Like pulling a muscle right*
* at the starting line!*
**[02:14] Masamune**
*Should I at least answer it?*
**[02:16] Masamune**
*Wait, but this might be some kind of trap.*
**[02:19] Masamune**
* A way to build me up,*
* only to push me down into Hell!*
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Adagaki Aki
**[02:26] Masamune**
*I'm just going to go for it!*
**[02:29] Masamune**
Hello?
**[02:30] Aki**
*Answer faster!*
**[02:34] Yoshino**
Luggage from the island trip?
**[02:36] Masamune**
Yeah. Apparently I forgot one of my bags.
**[02:41] Masamune**
And she wants to give it
to me in person tomorrow.
**[02:45] Masamune**
Surprising, isn't it?
**[02:47] ---**
That Adagaki would say something like that.
**[02:50] Masamune**
Just like you said, maybe the
plan on the island went well.
**[02:54] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, you should think
about this more carefully.
**[02:57] Masamune**
Huh?
**[02:58] Yoshino**
This is definitely a huge step,
**[03:00] Yoshino**
but if you make even one mistake,
we don't know what will happen.
**[03:07] Masamune**
Man... Master could have
been a bit happier for me.
**[03:15] Masamune**
Well, I guess I'll do my homework.
**[03:22] Masamune**
Huh?
**[03:24] Masamune**
What? Huh?
**[03:26] ---**
What's going on?!
**[03:28] Masamune**
The picture's gone!
**[03:35] Masamune**
Back then...
**[03:45] Masamune**
That woman...
**[03:49] Masamune**
Hey, thanks.
**[03:52] Aki**
How careless can you be,
to leave your things at my villa?
**[03:56] Masamune**
R-Right... I'm glad you came
to return it to me in person.
**[04:00] Aki**
I would've preferred to send it
to you. But Yuisaki-san said...
**[04:04] Masamune**
Huh?
**[04:05] (Flashback) Yuigasaki**
What? You're going out, but you're
going to have it delivered to him?
**[04:09] Aki**
She started making strange inquiries.
**[04:12] Masamune**
*Props to the hot secretary!*
**[04:13] Aki**
What?
**[04:14] Masamune**
Oh, no, it's nothing.
**[04:18] Aki**
Listen well, Makabe.
**[04:19] Aki**
If you continue to act overly
familiar with me, you'll be sorry.
**[04:26] Masamune**
*That face...*
**[04:29] Masamune**
*It hasn't changed at all from eight years ago.*
**[04:40] Masamune**
*Come to think of it,*
**[04:42] ---**
* the one who stole that picture*
* was probably Fujinomiya Neko.*
**[04:45] Masamune**
* I can only imagine that*
* she swiped it back then.*
**[04:49] Masamune**
* She should be able to tell right away that*
* the girl in the picture is Adagaki Aki.*
**[04:54] Masamune**
* She might even be able to tell that the*
* boy is the Pig's Foot version of me.*
**[04:57] Aki**
By the way, Makabe, have
you heard from Futaba-san?
**[05:01] Aki**
She asked if we'd all like to
go to the pool tomorrow.
**[05:05] Aki**
We just got back from the villa.
**[05:08] ---**
I think it's way too soon.
**[05:11] Masamune**
Yeah...
**[05:13] Masamune**
*I don't get it.*
**[05:14] Masamune**
* Why would she just take*
* it and not say anything?*
**[05:18] Masamune**
* You'd think anyone would have*
* some questions about it.*
**[05:21] Aki**
Makabe.
**[05:22] Masamune**
*Doesn't it bug her?*
**[05:23] Aki**
Makabe, are you listening?
**[05:25] Masamune**
*Why would she even take it, then?*
**[05:27] Aki**
Makabe!
**[05:35] Masamune**
Wh-What's the matter, Adagaki-san?
**[05:38] Aki**
If it's such a bother to talk to me,
**[05:40] ---**
I'd be more than happy
to leave, as you wish.
**[05:43] Masamune**
No, I'm sorry, I...
**[05:45] Aki**
Good day!
**[05:49] Clerk**
Thank you very much.
**[05:52] Girl**
Mommy, did that guy just get dumped?
**[05:56] Mom**
Shh!
**[06:04] Masamune**
*After all she just ate... That little...*
**[06:09] Masamune**
*What am I doing?*
**[06:11] ---**
* This is exactly what*
* Master was talking about.*
**[06:20] Masamune**
* Leaving things how they are right*
* now is probably not a good idea.*
***SIGN*** Incoming Call Fujinomiya Neko
**[06:39] Masamune**
Hello?
**[06:40] Neko**
*Oh, is this Masamune-sama?*
**[06:43] Neko**
*This is Neko. Do you have a moment?*
**[06:47] Masamune**
Y-Yeah. What's up?
**[06:49] Neko**
* Yes, well, Futaba-san had*
* invited me to go to the pool,*
**[06:54] ---**
* but I was wondering if you were*
* going as well, Masamune-sama.*
**[06:57] Masamune**
I see.
**[06:58] ---**
U-Um...
**[07:01] Masamune**
*Actually, what are you doing right now?*
**[07:05] Neko**
Right now, I'm currently alone in my room.
**[07:09] Masamune**
Do you think we could meet up right now?
**[07:12] Neko**
*What?*
**[07:13] Masamune**
No, not in a weird way or anything...
**[07:15] Neko**
*I would be happy to! Then...*
**[07:31] Neko**
Welcome, Masamune-sama.
**[07:33] Masamune**
Th-Thanks...
**[07:35] Neko**
Please, come in.
**[07:37] ---**
I regret that I don't have much to offer.
**[07:40] Masamune**
*My first time being inside a girl's house...*
**[07:43] ---**
* No, if I include Adagaki Aki's*
* house, this would be the second.*
**[07:47] Masamune**
*But that doesn't count!*
**[07:49] Masamune**
* So this is what they call*
* going to a girl's place!*
**[07:52] Neko**
Masamune-sama?
**[07:55] Masamune**
*Nothing ventured, nothing gained!*
**[07:57] Masamune**
* If I want to find out the*
* truth about the photo,*
**[07:59] ---**
* I have to become the moth that*
* dives directly into the flame!*
**[08:02] Masamune**
*Go, Masamune! Be a man!*
**[08:07] Masamune**
Pardon the intrusion.
**[08:16] Neko**
I'll put on some tea.
**[08:22] Masamune**
This is quite an apartment.
**[08:24] ---**
Are you living with your attendant?
**[08:26] Neko**
Yes. This is a secondary residence that my
father and grandfather use for work.
**[08:30] Neko**
This was the only place they would allow.
**[08:33] Neko**
What brought you here so suddenly?
**[08:36] Neko**
I am very happy to see you, but...
**[08:38] Masamune**
*I forgot to think up a reason.*
**[08:42] Masamune**
Um...
**[08:43] ---**
Well, I just happened to be in the area...
**[08:47] Masamune**
* That's painful. That excuse*
* is insanely painful.*
**[08:52] Neko**
My, it must have been fate. How wonderful.
**[08:56] Masamune**
*Is she seriously happy? Seriously?*
**[09:00] Masamune**
* Ugh! The more I think about it,*
* the more I have no idea what's going on!*
**[09:05] Masamune**
Say, Fujinomiya-san,
**[09:07] ---**
I know this is sudden,
but can I use your bathroom?
**[09:10] Neko**
Yes. It's at the end of the hall.
**[09:13] Masamune**
Thanks.
**[09:18] Masamune**
* First, I need to determine*
* whether the picture is really here.*
**[09:25] Masamune**
* I need to find out exactly*
* who I'm dealing with.*
**[09:29] Masamune**
* I feel bad about going in*
* without permission, but...*
**[09:35] Masamune**
*Is this her room?*
**[09:41] Masamune**
* I can't be intimidated*
* by a girl's room forever!*
**[09:47] Masamune**
Ow... What the heck?
***SIGN*** Vitamin
**[09:54] Masamune**
* Yeah, no matter how I look*
* at it, this is Neko-sama's room.*
**[10:03] Masamune**
*It's a lot messier than I expected.*
**[10:06] Masamune**
*Romance stuff?*
**[10:11] Masamune**
*Is she into S&M?*
**[10:13] ---**
*Is she gonna tie me up?!*
**[10:22] Masamune**
* And now "Rose-eyed Steroid"?*
* I don't get her at all anymore.*
**[10:26] Neko**
The tea's ready.
**[10:36] Neko**
Was the bathroom too hard to find?
**[10:40] Masamune**
N-No, not at all.
**[10:44] Neko**
Oh, that's "Rose-eyed Steroid"!
**[10:47] Neko**
Isn't it lovely?
**[10:49] ---**
After I spotted it in your room,
**[10:51] ---**
I became curious and had
Shidou purchase them.
**[10:54] Neko**
I've read volume three so many times!
**[10:57] Masamune**
*She just admitted to sneaking into my room.*
**[11:00] Neko**
That scene on the roof was just...
**[11:03] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san, can I ask you a question?
**[11:06] Neko**
Yes. What is it?
**[11:08] Masamune**
When you came to my house the other day,
**[11:11] ---**
did you take a photo from my room?
**[11:14] Neko**
So you've found me out.
**[11:17] Neko**
That is unfortunate.
**[11:18] Masamune**
What were you thinking? Why?
**[11:21] Neko**
I knew it was wrong...
**[11:24] Masamune**
*Where the hell were you hiding that thing?!*
**[11:30] Neko**
But it was such a cute picture,
I couldn't help myself.
**[11:32] Masamune**
C-Cute? You mean Adagaki?
**[11:36] Neko**
You must be joking.
**[11:40] Neko**
I mean you, Masamune-sama.
**[11:49] Masamune**
*I'm cute?*
**[11:52] Neko**
You were truly adorable. You look
like that fellow, Kintarou-san.
**[11:56] Masamune**
But I was fat.
**[11:58] Neko**
And what is wrong with that?
**[12:12] Masamune**
You actually think that?
**[12:16] Masamune**
*Crap. This isn't good.*
**[12:19] Masamune**
*That hit me harder than I thought.*
**[12:22] Masamune**
*I might actually cry.*
**[12:24] Neko**
Yes. I'm very envious of Aki-sama,
**[12:28] ---**
since you think so highly of her.
**[12:58] Masamune**
*So this is how soft a girl's lips are...*
**[13:11] Neko**
One's appearance is but a
single aspect of that person.
**[13:15] Neko**
One's health comes first.
**[13:20] Masamune**
If Shidou-san finds us, we'll be in trouble.
**[13:24] Neko**
She has work at the main house
today and will be away all day.
**[13:35] Masamune**
*None of this matters anymore.*
**[13:39] Masamune**
* If being a fatty or a hottie*
* just makes up a "single aspect,"*
**[13:43] ---**
*none of it matters.*
**[13:45] Masamune**
*My ambitions and revenge*
**[13:48] ---**
*don't matter.*
**[14:04] (Flashback) Young Yoshino**
I won't fall for you.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Young yoshino**
You're just a Pig's Foot!
**[14:24] Neko**
Masamune-sama?
**[14:27] Masamune**
Fujinomiya-san, do you know how
to get home when your shoes
**[14:31] ---**
aren't in your shoe locker?
**[14:33] Neko**
Pardon?
**[14:34] Masamune**
Or have you ever experienced
having your gym clothes stolen?
**[14:39] Neko**
No, I haven't.
**[14:41] ---**
Why do you ask?
**[14:43] Masamune**
I've had both happen to me.
**[14:47] Masamune**
I'm sure you don't understand,
**[14:50] Masamune**
but I was fat and had a bad personality,
**[14:52] ---**
so a lot of people hated me.
**[14:56] Masamune**
The few that got close to
me only did so because
**[14:57] (Flashback) Classmate**
Come on.
**[15:00] ---**
I was rich and they were looking for handouts.
**[15:03] Masamune**
So I know that you're different
from those guys back then.
**[15:10] Masamune**
But...
**[15:11] Masamune**
You don't actually like me, either.
**[15:21] Masamune**
*Being this close, she can't hide*
**[15:24] ---**
* the mismatch between her*
* behavior and her fervor.*
**[15:28] Masamune**
You can call me unfair,
**[15:31] Masamune**
but I don't want to go any further with
someone who's not actually serious.
**[15:38] Masamune**
Sorry...
**[15:41] Masamune**
I'll be taking this back.
**[15:49] Neko**
You're going to choose Aki-sama.
**[15:52] Neko**
Is that what you mean?
**[15:56] Masamune**
That's...
**[15:59] ---**
That's my...
**[16:14] Masamune**
My stomach hurts.
**[16:29] (Flashback) Masamune**
That's my...
**[16:32] (Flashback) ---**
revenge.
**[16:39] Neko**
I wonder if this is
**[16:44] ---**
the "heartbreak" I've heard others talk about.
**[16:54] Kojuurou**
Ah, Makabe-kun!
**[16:55] ---**
Over here!
**[16:56] Tae**
Where were you, Masamune-kun?
**[16:58] ---**
You're late!
**[17:07] Masamune**
Sorry.
**[17:08] Kojuurou**
Actually, did you lose
some weight, Makabe-kun?
**[17:11] Masamune**
No, I'm sure you're just imagining it.
**[17:13] Tae**
Sorry, I'm going to go refill my card.
**[17:20] Yoshino**
Aki-sama?
**[17:21] Aki**
I-It's nothing.
**[17:23] Kojuurou**
I guess the only one
missing is Fujinomiya-san.
**[17:28] Kojuurou**
Makabe-kun?
**[17:29] Masamune**
N-No, it's nothing.
So you guys did invite her.
**[17:33] Kojuurou**
Of course! We were talking about going
with everyone who went to the island.
**[17:37] Masamune**
*This is awkward.*
**[17:38] Masamune**
*Maybe I should have canceled.*
**[17:41] ---**
*How am I even supposed to face her now?*
**[17:43] Kojuurou**
But Fujinomiya-san is running pretty late.
**[17:46] ---**
She's not the type to be late.
**[17:48] Tae**
Fujinomiya-san's not coming.
**[17:50] Masamune**
Huh?
**[17:51] Tae**
She sent me an email this morning
saying she was canceling
**[17:53] ---**
because she wasn't feeling well.
**[17:55] Kojuurou**
I see. That's too bad.
**[17:57] Tae**
So we might as well get going.
**[18:02] Masamune**
*It's probably my fault, isn't it?*
**[18:43] Masamune**
Sorry about that.
**[18:44] Masamune**
Huh? It's just you, Master?
Where's everyone else?
**[18:47] Yoshino**
Futaba-san is in the bathroom.
**[18:48] Masamune**
And Adagaki?
**[18:49] Yoshino**
Aki-sama is getting her fill of ice cream.
**[18:52] Yoshino**
Because she couldn't eat it
properly with everyone around.
**[18:55] Masamune**
I see.
**[18:58] Yoshino**
Pig's Foot, what happened?
**[19:00] Masamune**
Huh?
**[19:00] Yoshino**
You're acting strange. Aki-sama, too.
**[19:03] ---**
What happened yesterday?
**[19:05] Masamune**
Er, I don't think anything happened.
**[19:09] Masamune**
* I have a feeling Adagaki might've*
* gotten pissed at me, but...*
**[19:11] Masamune**
*Well, whatever.*
**[19:13] Kojuurou**
Sorry about that. I left my
underwear in the locker.
**[19:16] Tae**
Everyone's here. All right, let's go home!
**[19:23] Tae**
Wh-What?
**[19:26] Shidou**
Makabe Masamune!
**[19:28] Masamune**
Huh? Shidou-san?
**[19:30] Shidou**
What did you do to Lady Neko-sama?!
**[19:33] Masamune**
What do you mean?
**[19:34] Shidou**
Lady Neko-sama has gone missing!
**[19:37] ---**
She's nowhere to be found!
**[19:39] Tae**
She's missing? Since when?
**[19:42] Kojuurou**
President, you got an email
from her this morning, right?
**[19:45] Shidou**
Last night, when I called
from Kyoto, she was there.
**[19:50] Shidou**
When I came back in the
morning, her room was empty.
**[19:55] Masamune**
Oh, so it doesn't seem like
she's actually run away yet.
**[19:58] Shidou**
She left behind all her medication
that controls her seizures.
**[20:01] Shidou**
I can't see it as some normal outing.
**[20:03] Masamune**
Huh? Is she sick?
**[20:07] Shidou**
You fool! You were that close to her,
and you didn't even notice?
**[20:11] Shidou**
A normal person wouldn't
take so much medication.
**[20:14] ---**
Of course it's because she's sick!
**[20:20] (Flashback) Masamune**
S-Sorry, I didn't notice.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Masamune**
Blood?!
***SIGN*** Multivitamin
***SIGN*** Magnesium
**[20:26] (Flashback) Neko**
Beer yeast and propolis.
**[20:29] (Flashback) Neko**
This company's propolis has a patented method
for how it's absorbed into your body,
**[20:33] (Flashback) Neko**
making it more effective.
**[20:35] (Flashback) Neko**
Then there's the magnesium and...
**[20:43] Masamune**
*That was all for real?*
**[20:47] Masamune**
*But why would she try to deceive me, then?*
**[20:51] Masamune**
*Wait...*
**[20:53] Masamune**
*She wanted me to be deceived?*
**[20:54] Masamune**
* She didn't want us to*
* think that she was weak,*
**[20:59] Masamune**
* so she created this façade of the*
* mysterious woman, Fujinomiya Neko,*
**[21:04] Masamune**
*who had a fake smile and manner of speaking,*
**[21:07] Masamune**
* and kept the truth hidden*
* behind smoke and mirrors?*
**[21:11] Tae**
So Fujinomiya-san's in a dangerous condition?
**[21:14] Shidou**
Yes. We must find her quickly.
**[21:18] Shidou**
So answer me truthfully.
**[21:20] ---**
What did you do to her?
**[21:22] Masamune**
Huh?
**[21:22] Shidou**
I know you came to the apartment
by yourself yesterday.
**[21:32] Aki**
Yesterday?
**[21:40] Masamune**
*What am I supposed to say?*
**[21:44] Masamune**
* Actually, now is the time*
* to say everything.*
**[21:49] Masamune**
I declined.
**[21:50] Masamune**
I formally told her that
I couldn't go out with her.
**[21:56] Masamune**
Because I was going to choose Adagaki Aki.