E2 - Cinderella Doesn't Smile Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #2 "Cinderella Doesn't Smile" [01:32] Masamune     Who was it? [01:34] Girls     Huh? [01:34] Masamune     Who sent me this letter? [01:36] Girls     Oh, no! My eyes just met Makabe-kun's! [01:39] Girl     No way! Mine, too! [01:41] Masamune     Could it be Adagaki Aki? [01:43] Masamune     No... She wouldn't do anything     underhanded like send a letter. [01:47] Masamune     If she were going to expose me, [01:49] Masamune     she'd wait for the perfect moment     when it'd be the most effective. SIGN    Moleo [01:52] Masamune     Then who knows about my past? [01:56] Kojuurou     What? What's up? [01:57] Masamune     Er, um... [01:59] Masamune     Could it actually be him? [02:02] Tae     What's wrong, Makabe-kun?     You've got a scary look on your face. [02:06] Masamune     O-Oh, it's you, Class Rep. [02:10] Guy     Isn't that pig's foot unreal? [02:14] Kojuurou     Are you okay, Makabe-kun? [02:16] Guy     This guy actually has a     pig's foot in his lunch today. [02:19] Guy2     Like, the whole thing? Why? [02:21] Guy3     My mom put it in. I didn't ask for it. [02:23] Masamune     O-Oh... That's what they're talking about. [02:27] Masamune     I don't ever want to relive that     dark time in my past again. [02:31] (Flashback) Kid1     Hey, Pig's Foot. Oink for me. [02:34] (Flashback) Kid2     Say, "I'm going to take over     my dad's company, oink!" [02:37] Girl     What's wrong? [02:39] Girl2     Are you not feeling well? [02:41] Masamune     Even if these girls are nice     to a hottie like me now... SIGN    High School Newspaper SIGN    Breaking News SIGN    The True Identity of Makabe Masamune from 2-B! [02:46] Girl     Huh? [02:47] Girl     No way! That's what Makabe-kun looked like? [02:49] Teacher     I can't say I appreciate this deception. [02:52] Guy     Makabe, go buy me a drink. [02:54] Guy2     You're used to that, right? [02:55] Guy3     Of course you'd get found out,     even if you try to cover it up. [02:58] Guy 4     You've got some nerve for     a guy on the lowest rung. [03:01] Kojuurou     I'm so disappointed. [03:05] Masamune     No! Stop! [03:11] Sensei     What's the matter, Makabe? Hurry up     and read from the third paragraph. [03:21] Masamune     I'm sorry. It just made me cry a bit. [03:25] Sensei     You're really that moved     by the The Tale of Heike? [03:25] Girl     Makabe-kun is so sensitive. [03:29] Masamune     No, I need to find the one... [03:31] Masamune     Unknown X, the one who sent     me the "Pig's Foot" letter... [03:38] Masamune     If Adagaki Aki finds out who I am, [03:42] Masamune     my revenge and everything else is done for. [03:44] Masamune     Even after I got adopted by Grandpa     and changed my last name... [03:48] Masamune     Those nightmarish eight years     drenched in sweat and tears [03:52] Masamune     will all be wasted effort. [03:55] Masamune     Who is Unknown X? [03:59] Masamune     What am I supposed to do? [04:01] Masamune     I'm so stressed out, my tummy hurts... [04:09] Masamune     Wh-What the?! [04:11] Guy     I want a melon bun and a cheese hot dog! [04:13] Gy     A BL sandwich and— [04:14] Masamune     So this is the lunchtime school     shop race that I've heard about. [04:32] Masamune     Huh? Could that be... [04:41] Masamune     That's definitely Koiwai Yoshino. [04:45] Masamune     U-Um... [04:48] Masamune     Are you okay? [04:50] Yoshino     So Heaven, it turns out, [04:52] Yoshino     is just like school. [04:55] Masamune     Er, this isn't Heaven, and you're still alive. [04:58] Yoshino     Now that I'm dead, I can     finally speak ill of it. [05:01] Yoshino     Fate continues to blow its icy     cold breath at me without end. [05:07] Yoshino     Period. [05:07] Masamune     What the hell is going on here? [05:10] Masamune     Hey... Koiwai-san? [05:12] Yoshino     But... I can't buy them now. [05:15] Yoshino     I can't go back. SIGN    Explosive Croquette Buns x5 Cutlet Sandwiches x4 [05:21] Masamune     Huh? You want me to go buy them? [05:25] Yoshino     Yeah... [05:26] Masamune     Why me?! SIGN    Tanisaki Bread [05:29] Lady     Thanks. [05:31] Lady     All right, next. [05:32] Masamune     F-Five explosive croquette buns     and four cutlet sandwiches. [05:36] Lady     Sure thing. Thanks. [05:40] Masamune     Holy crap, they're so heavy! SIGN    Croquette SIGN    Explosive [05:46] Yoshino     This must be a dream.     Like the final illusion that [05:49] Yoshino     the Little Match Girl saw... [05:51] Masamune     I bought the damn things for you! [05:53] Yoshino     One... two... three... [05:57] Yoshino     four... five. [06:00] Yoshino     You were an umbrella-hat priest statue? [06:02] Masamune     Wha... [06:09] Masamune     Those buns... The one who wants     them is Adagaki-san, not you, right? [06:15] Masamune     Do you mind if I come with you? [06:18] Masamune     I might be able to find out     whether she's Unknown X or not. [06:23] Yoshino     Sneak, sneak, sneak... [06:26] Masamune     Hold on a sec. [06:27] Yoshino     I'm sorry. Please forgive me. [06:29] Yoshino     Forgive me. Forgive me. [06:32] Masamune     After you had that much fun, [06:33] Masamune     it's only natural that you     pay me back with your body. [06:37] Yoshino     I'm sowwy... [06:43] Masamune     Sorry, I was just kidding. [06:46] Masamune     I won't do anything that'll get you in trouble. [06:50] Masamune     Really, I promise. [06:51] Masamune     I'll properly explain everything     to her. Don't worry. [06:56] Yoshino     Really? [07:02] Masamune     You're just like [07:04] Masamune     Cinderella getting bullied     by her wicked stepmother. [07:09] Masamune     I can totally relate, being a     former "Pig's Foot" myself. [07:13] Aki     You're late! SIGN    Evil Stepmother SIGN    The Top Princess of the School [07:18] Aki     Do you want me to pass out from hunger? [07:21] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [07:22] Aki     A preschooler on their first shopping     run would be faster than you. [07:26] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [07:28] Aki     Yoshino, you idiot. [07:29] Yoshino     I'm sorry. [07:38] Masamune     And how is she a princess? [07:44] Masamune     Well, this isn't something a hater     like me wants to really see, either. [07:52] Masamune     You okay? [07:54] Aki     Wh-What are you doing here? [07:57] Aki     Yoshino? [07:59] Aki     She ran away, didn't she? [08:00] Masamune     She went to buy some tea [08:02] Masamune     for you. [08:07] Aki     What are you doing here? [08:09] Masamune     Just dropping by to say hi     and see how you're doing. [08:14] Masamune     She ate all that even before     the bread? Unbelievable. [08:18] Aki     A-And how are you doing? You know... [08:22] Masamune     Oh, my cut hand? [08:24] Masamune     Well, it just stings when I take a bath, [08:26] Masamune     and it's a bit hard to get dressed. [08:29] Masamune     Actually, it still hurts like hell. [08:31] Aki     I had no intention of getting you involved. [08:34] Masamune     That's right. Let it hurt     your pride even more. [08:38] Masamune     It's all part of my plan to gain     a mental advantage over you. [08:42] Aki     Hmph. [08:43] Masamune     Given that things are going     as I'd planned so far, [08:45] Masamune     the "Unknown X" who sent     me the Pig's Foot letter [08:48] Masamune     isn't Adagaki Aki. SIGN    Pig's Foot [08:50] Masamune     Then who... [08:53] Masamune     So infuriating. [08:55] Aki     W-Well, excuse me! Sorry! [08:59] Masamune     Oh, no, no! I wasn't— [09:00] Yoshino     I'm back! [09:10] Aki     You idiot! Don't look! [09:11] Aki     Close your eyes! [09:13] Masamune     My eyes! My eyes! SIGN    Strawberry Milk [09:27] Masamune     Huh, what? For me, too? [09:31] Masamune     Th-Thank you, Cinderella. [09:34] Aki     Yoshino is very humble toward everyone. [09:37] Aki     She's always bowing her head and     fidgeting. It's a horrible habit. [09:41] Aki     You should stop being so nice to everyone. [09:45] Aki     What's with that look? [09:46] Masamune     Nothing. [09:47] Aki     It's fine when she's nice to me. [09:49] Aki     It's expected for Yoshino to work for me. [09:52] Masamune     No, it's just that you have     cutlet sauce on your nose. [09:58] Masamune     And I can't be nice to everyone, either. [10:02] Aki     What's that supposed to mean? [10:05] Masamune     Indeed, what could it possibly mean? [10:08] Masamune     Maybe I want you to rely on me [10:11] Masamune     more than you rely on Koiwai-san. [10:24] Aki     Wh-What's his deal?! [10:27] Masamune     All right! I nailed it! [10:29] Masamune     Aki-sama's probably bright red right now! [10:32] Masamune     Of course she'd develop feelings for a guy     who saved her and even shed blood for her [10:37] Masamune     if he said something like that. [10:39] Guy     You idiot. I told you I'd be there for you. [10:42] Girl     I didn't think you'd actually     come to save me. [10:46] Guy     Don't ever doubt me again. [10:49] (Flashback) Chinatsu     Onii-chan's reading "Rose-eyed Steroid"! Gross! SIGN    Rose-eyed Steroid [10:52] Masamune     I'm glad I read Chinatsu's shojo manga! [10:55] Masamune     I can do this! [10:56] Masamune     Now if she falls for me even more... [10:59] Masamune     The "Dead or Love" Plan will     move another step forward! [11:06] Aki     Idiot. [11:15] Masamune     Next, I need to get her email address. [11:17] Masamune     I've never asked a girl     for her email address, [11:20] Masamune     but at this rate, it won't be a problem! [11:32] Yoshino     Pig's Foot. [11:40] Yoshino     Are you trying to get back     at Aki-sama, Pig's Foot? [11:50] Masamune     Why do you know my old nickname?! [11:55] Masamune     A little girl like her wasn't among     the kids that bullied me in the past. [12:00] Masamune     Even around Aki... [12:02] Masamune     Huh? [12:03] Masamune     Wait a sec. [12:08] Masamune     She's there! [12:09] Masamune     You used to be at Adagaki's mansion! [12:16] Masamune     Ow... [12:18] Yoshino     My family has served the Adagakis [12:21] Yoshino     for generations. [12:24] Yoshino     We've been nothing but     attendants for 300 years. [12:27] Masamune     She's totally one of     Adagaki Aki's lackeys! [12:31] Masamune     To Cinderella, Aki wasn't     an evil stepmother, [12:34] Masamune     but a master to serve! [12:38] Masamune     It's all over. [12:40] Masamune     I was completely fooled by her     Cinderella-like nature. [12:45] Masamune     My revenge comes to an end here... [12:49] Masamune     If you want to laugh, go ahead and laugh. [12:52] Masamune     I still have no regrets about     trying to give that woman [12:55] Masamune     a taste of her own medicine. [12:58] Yoshino     That's fine. Why don't you do it? [13:04] Yoshino     I'll even help you out. [13:13] Mizuno     What do you think about having a     tea party after school, Aki-sama? [13:17] Mizuno     My father bought some macarons from Paris. [13:20] Aki     Sadly, I have school beautification     committee duties today. [13:23] Kiba     You're amazing, Aki-sama. You're so     passionate about your committee duties. [13:27] Kaneko     Too amazing! [13:30] Masamune     What's that Koiwai Yoshino up to? [13:33] Masamune     There's no way I can trust her. [13:36] Masamune     This might be another trap.     I have to do this on my own! [13:40] Masamune     Yeah! [13:41] Masamune     This revenge plan is for me!     I won't change anything! [13:44] Masamune     I need to become email buddies     with her first, as planned. [13:49] Tae     Masamune-kun! [13:51] Tae     You can't get back to class that way. [13:53] Masamune     Futaba-san. [13:55] Tae     Are you still not used to this school? [13:57] Tae     Want me to make you a map? [14:00] Masamune     Nah, I'd feel bad. [14:02] Tae     Thanks! [14:03] Tae     And checking up on transfer students     is part of the class rep's job. [14:07] Tae     I'll work extra hard for you, Masamune-kun. [14:10] Tae     Now, come on. This way. [14:14] Tae     So we've been talking about     having a barbecue as a class. [14:19] Tae     It'll be a lot of fun. [14:21] Masamune     I'll try it out here first. [14:25] Masamune     So, Futaba-san... [14:28] Masamune     Why don't we exchange email— [14:30] [SONG] Sign     Edit SIGN    Friends SIGN    Add SIGN    Profiles SIGN    Makabe Masamune [14:31] Masamune     Email... email... SIGN    0 Contacts [14:33] Masamune     Huh? Huh? [14:36] Masamune     Asking a girl for her email     address is super hard! [14:40] Tae     What's the matter, Masamune-kun? [14:42] Masamune     Sorry! I have to get back to class! [14:45] Tae     What? Let's go together! [14:48] Masamune     H-Hey, Kojuurou! This is     a common sense quiz! [14:51] Masamune     When you exchange email addresses, [14:52] Masamune     the number of contacts you have     will be shared, as well. [14:54] Masamune     True or false? [14:57] Kojuurou     I think it's false. [14:59] Masamune     Really? You're certain, right? [15:01] Masamune     Lying is the first step to becoming a thief! [15:03] Kojuurou     Why are you so worried about that? [15:06] Masamune     Because I've never done it, duh! [15:08] Masamune     Don't make me say it! It's embarrassing! [15:10] Masamune     Well, that's good, though. [15:12] Masamune     Exchanging email addresses doesn't     mean she'll find out I'm all alone. [15:15] Masamune     Isn't there some kind of situation     where it wouldn't be awkward [15:18] Masamune     for me to ask for her email address? [15:21] Tae     Huh? Hold on a sec. That's rather sudden. [15:24] Guy     Well, you're the class rep, right? [15:26] Guy     We can't just give class B special treatment. [15:29] Tae     I'd do it if I didn't have committee and club work. [15:34] Girl     What's wrong, Futaba-san? [15:35] Tae     The school beautification     committee lost a member, [15:38] Tae     so they're looking for someone     to fill in until summer. [15:45] Masamune     Want me to do it? [15:48] Masamune     I haven't joined any committees yet. [15:51] Tae     Really? Are you sure? [15:53] Masamune     Yeah, if it's for you. [15:58] Masamune     This is my chance! [16:03] Girl     Makabe-kun, you really came! [16:06] Girl     I'm so happy! Thank goodness     I'm in this committee! [16:08] Masamune     Oh, please... [16:12] Masamune     Oh, come on! Don't ignore me! [16:14] Guy     Please begin working. [16:19] Masamune     What am I doing? [16:21] Masamune     "Oh, what a coincidence!     Is this the red string of fate?" [16:24] Masamune     That didn't have to happen, [16:26] Masamune     but you could have reacted     at least a little bit! [16:31] Masamune     I freak out over exchanging email addresses, [16:33] Masamune     I'm a former Pig's Foot, and I'm     deathly scared of spiders. [16:36] Masamune     If people could see into me,     they'd see how worthless I am. [16:42] Masamune     No one would want to go out with me. [16:44] Masamune     Thinking I could make that woman     fall for me like this was crazy. [16:48] Tae     Sorry, Masamune-kun. [16:50] Tae     I pushed something really     troublesome onto you. [16:55] Masamune     No... [16:56] Masamune     No, no! [16:57] Masamune     You don't need to feel     responsible for this at all. [17:00] Tae     It's okay. I know it myself. [17:03] Tae     I'm always meddling. [17:06] Tae     I'm nothing like you, someone who     helps without saying a word. [17:11] Masamune     Wait... Wait, wait! [17:13] Masamune     Am I actually in that golden situation [17:16] Masamune     where I'm all alone with a girl? [17:18] Masamune     And she went out of her way to find me? [17:23] Masamune     Class Rep... [17:24] Tae     Say... [17:26] Tae     The barbecue should be a lot of fun, too, [17:29] Tae     but would you like to     go to a movie sometime? [17:32] Tae     Like, just the two of us? [17:34] Masamune     Movie? By movie, do you mean... [17:37] Masamune     Sitting next to each other, with our     hands touching on the arm rest... [17:40] Masamune     Watching a gory movie, with her     screaming and grabbing on to me... [17:43] Masamune     Going out for drinks later     and talking about the movie, [17:46] Masamune     leading to talking about a relationship? [17:47] Masamune     Basically, what you call a d-d-d-date? [17:52] Masamune     No! I almost forgot my main objective! [17:55] Masamune     U-Um... Right now, I'm... [17:59] Tae     R-Right. Of course you're busy. [18:06] Tae     Sorry to ask you out of the blue like that! [18:09] Masamune     No, not at all.... [18:13] Tae     Do your best, Masamune-kun. [18:23] Masamune     Wait... Does this mean I'm popular? [18:26] Masamune     This means I'm popular, right? I'm popular! [18:29] Masamune     Thank you, Futaba-san! [18:30] Masamune     You just gave me an insane     amount of confidence! [18:34] Masamune     What?! [18:37] Aki     I came to get a new bucket. [18:40] Masamune     Th-Thanks, Adagaki-san. [18:43] Masamune     My expressions... I still can't     control my expressions! [18:47] Aki     That girl isn't on the school     beautification committee, is she? [18:50] Masamune     That's right. I guess she wanted to talk to me. [18:53] Masamune     Huh? Did you hear us, by chance? [18:56] Aki     It must be nice, being so popular. [18:59] Masamune     Oh, my. What's this? [19:01] Masamune     Did I just hear a bit of     prickliness in your voice? [19:04] Masamune     Was that jealousy? Well, isn't that cute? [19:08] Masamune     It doesn't matter if some girl I     have no feelings for asks me out. [19:10] Aki     Really? Then who would     you like to ask you out? [19:13] Masamune     Adagaki-san. [19:18] Masamune     All right, what's it going to be? [19:20] Masamune     The one and only hottie Makabe Masamune-kun [19:23] Masamune     basically just asked you out. [19:25] Masamune     Well? I wouldn't mind going     with you, Adagaki-san. [19:31] Aki     Thanks. [19:35] Masamune     "Thanks"? "Thanks"?! [19:38] Masamune     W-Well done, Masamune! [19:40] Masamune     You did good. This is what's     supposed to happen. [19:43] Masamune     I-I see... That's good. [19:45] Masamune     Then, um, will you tell     me your email address? [19:48] Masamune     I'll contact you. [19:49] Aki     Sure. [19:50] Masamune     Huh? [19:51] Masamune     Huh?! Did I just achieve     my goal that easily?! [19:55] Masamune     I'm friggin' awesome! I'm so hot! [19:58] Aki     Oh, but I'm sorry. [20:00] Aki     My phone is being repaired right now. [20:03] Aki     Can I tell you the next     time we're on duty? [20:05] Masamune     Huh? Repairs? [20:07] Masamune     I'm going to lose my rhythm now? [20:10] Masamune     But I guess it can't be helped. [20:14] Masamune     All right. Here, then,     at this time next week. [20:22] Masamune     I've been here forever and     she still hasn't shown up! [20:26] ---     Weird... SIGN    Look inside the drawer of the teacher's desk [20:37] Masamune     Inside the broom closet? [20:42] Masamune     The desk in the very back? SIGN    The animal pen [20:47] Masamune     The animal pen? [20:51] Masamune     It must be that. SIGN    Look outside the window from where you started [21:06] Masamune     Look outside the window     from where you started. [21:08] Masamune     How charming can you be, Adagaki Aki? [21:11] Masamune     Here we go! [21:11] Masamune     Exchanging email addresses! SIGN    I Decline [21:34] Masamune     Who the hell do you think you are?! [21:38] Yoshino     That was rather unfortunate. [21:41] Masamune     What are you doing here? [21:43] Yoshino     I'm here to clean in Aki-sama's place. [21:45] Masamune     If you came here to laugh at me, leave. [21:48] Yoshino     You're too naïve. [21:51] Yoshino     If you leave things to me, [21:53] Yoshino     you could exchange email addresses     and go on dates all you want. [21:57] Masamune     D-Dates? [22:05] [Messenger] Sign     Contacts SIGN    Add SIGN    Koiwai Yoshino [22:05] [Messenger] Sign     Cell [22:08] Yoshino     See?